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so this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea."
] |
>
Yeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it"
] |
>
Bad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks. | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war"
] |
>
Target-rich environment. | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks."
] |
>
Watch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats! | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment."
] |
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In 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower. | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!"
] |
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It also helps when they can only "train" for a few months out of the year | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower."
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I predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea. | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year"
] |
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Incoming drone attack. | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea."
] |
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Pffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin. | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack."
] |
>
So three at this point? | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin."
] |
>
What will we do with a Russian sailor?
What will we do with a Russian sailor?
What will we do with a Russian sailor?
Early in the morning! | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?"
] |
>
Shave his balls with a rusty razor? | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!"
] |
>
Lol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?"
] |
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Everyone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties.
This subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol"
] |
>
It's like wading through knee deep shit to find a newspaper.
I wonder if they are planning a large missile barrage to support an amphibious landing, further destroy Ukranian infrastructure to force them to negotiate, scrambling because they recieved a tip-off about a possible attack on their fleet in port, or simply redeploying back to Sebastopol. Hopefully things become clearer in the next day or two. | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments"
] |
>
they dont really have the men or capacity for an amphibious assault anymore, and by this point their slightly lacking in standing or collateral to bring to the negotiating table, specially when every other agreement russia has promptly ignored and nigh literally spat upon, lest we forget bombing negotiated civilian evacuation corridors
my guess would be redeploying to try and avoid being big stationary targets....granted, that is assuming the kind of sane logic they have been shown lacking | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nIt's like wading through knee deep shit to find a newspaper. \nI wonder if they are planning a large missile barrage to support an amphibious landing, further destroy Ukranian infrastructure to force them to negotiate, scrambling because they recieved a tip-off about a possible attack on their fleet in port, or simply redeploying back to Sebastopol. Hopefully things become clearer in the next day or two."
] |
>
New fish habitat. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦 | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nIt's like wading through knee deep shit to find a newspaper. \nI wonder if they are planning a large missile barrage to support an amphibious landing, further destroy Ukranian infrastructure to force them to negotiate, scrambling because they recieved a tip-off about a possible attack on their fleet in port, or simply redeploying back to Sebastopol. Hopefully things become clearer in the next day or two.",
">\n\nthey dont really have the men or capacity for an amphibious assault anymore, and by this point their slightly lacking in standing or collateral to bring to the negotiating table, specially when every other agreement russia has promptly ignored and nigh literally spat upon, lest we forget bombing negotiated civilian evacuation corridors\nmy guess would be redeploying to try and avoid being big stationary targets....granted, that is assuming the kind of sane logic they have been shown lacking"
] |
>
All of them? | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nIt's like wading through knee deep shit to find a newspaper. \nI wonder if they are planning a large missile barrage to support an amphibious landing, further destroy Ukranian infrastructure to force them to negotiate, scrambling because they recieved a tip-off about a possible attack on their fleet in port, or simply redeploying back to Sebastopol. Hopefully things become clearer in the next day or two.",
">\n\nthey dont really have the men or capacity for an amphibious assault anymore, and by this point their slightly lacking in standing or collateral to bring to the negotiating table, specially when every other agreement russia has promptly ignored and nigh literally spat upon, lest we forget bombing negotiated civilian evacuation corridors\nmy guess would be redeploying to try and avoid being big stationary targets....granted, that is assuming the kind of sane logic they have been shown lacking",
">\n\nNew fish habitat. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦"
] |
>
Nice more targets | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nIt's like wading through knee deep shit to find a newspaper. \nI wonder if they are planning a large missile barrage to support an amphibious landing, further destroy Ukranian infrastructure to force them to negotiate, scrambling because they recieved a tip-off about a possible attack on their fleet in port, or simply redeploying back to Sebastopol. Hopefully things become clearer in the next day or two.",
">\n\nthey dont really have the men or capacity for an amphibious assault anymore, and by this point their slightly lacking in standing or collateral to bring to the negotiating table, specially when every other agreement russia has promptly ignored and nigh literally spat upon, lest we forget bombing negotiated civilian evacuation corridors\nmy guess would be redeploying to try and avoid being big stationary targets....granted, that is assuming the kind of sane logic they have been shown lacking",
">\n\nNew fish habitat. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦",
">\n\nAll of them?"
] |
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Working on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nIt's like wading through knee deep shit to find a newspaper. \nI wonder if they are planning a large missile barrage to support an amphibious landing, further destroy Ukranian infrastructure to force them to negotiate, scrambling because they recieved a tip-off about a possible attack on their fleet in port, or simply redeploying back to Sebastopol. Hopefully things become clearer in the next day or two.",
">\n\nthey dont really have the men or capacity for an amphibious assault anymore, and by this point their slightly lacking in standing or collateral to bring to the negotiating table, specially when every other agreement russia has promptly ignored and nigh literally spat upon, lest we forget bombing negotiated civilian evacuation corridors\nmy guess would be redeploying to try and avoid being big stationary targets....granted, that is assuming the kind of sane logic they have been shown lacking",
">\n\nNew fish habitat. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets"
] |
>
Oh goodie more targets. | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nIt's like wading through knee deep shit to find a newspaper. \nI wonder if they are planning a large missile barrage to support an amphibious landing, further destroy Ukranian infrastructure to force them to negotiate, scrambling because they recieved a tip-off about a possible attack on their fleet in port, or simply redeploying back to Sebastopol. Hopefully things become clearer in the next day or two.",
">\n\nthey dont really have the men or capacity for an amphibious assault anymore, and by this point their slightly lacking in standing or collateral to bring to the negotiating table, specially when every other agreement russia has promptly ignored and nigh literally spat upon, lest we forget bombing negotiated civilian evacuation corridors\nmy guess would be redeploying to try and avoid being big stationary targets....granted, that is assuming the kind of sane logic they have been shown lacking",
">\n\nNew fish habitat. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target"
] |
>
Anyone else just see, "KO," on the map here? | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nIt's like wading through knee deep shit to find a newspaper. \nI wonder if they are planning a large missile barrage to support an amphibious landing, further destroy Ukranian infrastructure to force them to negotiate, scrambling because they recieved a tip-off about a possible attack on their fleet in port, or simply redeploying back to Sebastopol. Hopefully things become clearer in the next day or two.",
">\n\nthey dont really have the men or capacity for an amphibious assault anymore, and by this point their slightly lacking in standing or collateral to bring to the negotiating table, specially when every other agreement russia has promptly ignored and nigh literally spat upon, lest we forget bombing negotiated civilian evacuation corridors\nmy guess would be redeploying to try and avoid being big stationary targets....granted, that is assuming the kind of sane logic they have been shown lacking",
">\n\nNew fish habitat. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets."
] |
>
mariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant. | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nIt's like wading through knee deep shit to find a newspaper. \nI wonder if they are planning a large missile barrage to support an amphibious landing, further destroy Ukranian infrastructure to force them to negotiate, scrambling because they recieved a tip-off about a possible attack on their fleet in port, or simply redeploying back to Sebastopol. Hopefully things become clearer in the next day or two.",
">\n\nthey dont really have the men or capacity for an amphibious assault anymore, and by this point their slightly lacking in standing or collateral to bring to the negotiating table, specially when every other agreement russia has promptly ignored and nigh literally spat upon, lest we forget bombing negotiated civilian evacuation corridors\nmy guess would be redeploying to try and avoid being big stationary targets....granted, that is assuming the kind of sane logic they have been shown lacking",
">\n\nNew fish habitat. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?"
] |
>
doubtful to be honest, presuming any sanity left in the russian command, staging ships there literally brings them right into range of ukraines anti-ship armament, and if they actually dock, the artillery | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nIt's like wading through knee deep shit to find a newspaper. \nI wonder if they are planning a large missile barrage to support an amphibious landing, further destroy Ukranian infrastructure to force them to negotiate, scrambling because they recieved a tip-off about a possible attack on their fleet in port, or simply redeploying back to Sebastopol. Hopefully things become clearer in the next day or two.",
">\n\nthey dont really have the men or capacity for an amphibious assault anymore, and by this point their slightly lacking in standing or collateral to bring to the negotiating table, specially when every other agreement russia has promptly ignored and nigh literally spat upon, lest we forget bombing negotiated civilian evacuation corridors\nmy guess would be redeploying to try and avoid being big stationary targets....granted, that is assuming the kind of sane logic they have been shown lacking",
">\n\nNew fish habitat. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant."
] |
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Some old ships and subs they're trying to get rid of? | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nIt's like wading through knee deep shit to find a newspaper. \nI wonder if they are planning a large missile barrage to support an amphibious landing, further destroy Ukranian infrastructure to force them to negotiate, scrambling because they recieved a tip-off about a possible attack on their fleet in port, or simply redeploying back to Sebastopol. Hopefully things become clearer in the next day or two.",
">\n\nthey dont really have the men or capacity for an amphibious assault anymore, and by this point their slightly lacking in standing or collateral to bring to the negotiating table, specially when every other agreement russia has promptly ignored and nigh literally spat upon, lest we forget bombing negotiated civilian evacuation corridors\nmy guess would be redeploying to try and avoid being big stationary targets....granted, that is assuming the kind of sane logic they have been shown lacking",
">\n\nNew fish habitat. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\ndoubtful to be honest, presuming any sanity left in the russian command, staging ships there literally brings them right into range of ukraines anti-ship armament, and if they actually dock, the artillery"
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I was worried they had come from elsewhere, but just ships already stationed in Black sea naval bases going out of dock. | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nIt's like wading through knee deep shit to find a newspaper. \nI wonder if they are planning a large missile barrage to support an amphibious landing, further destroy Ukranian infrastructure to force them to negotiate, scrambling because they recieved a tip-off about a possible attack on their fleet in port, or simply redeploying back to Sebastopol. Hopefully things become clearer in the next day or two.",
">\n\nthey dont really have the men or capacity for an amphibious assault anymore, and by this point their slightly lacking in standing or collateral to bring to the negotiating table, specially when every other agreement russia has promptly ignored and nigh literally spat upon, lest we forget bombing negotiated civilian evacuation corridors\nmy guess would be redeploying to try and avoid being big stationary targets....granted, that is assuming the kind of sane logic they have been shown lacking",
">\n\nNew fish habitat. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\ndoubtful to be honest, presuming any sanity left in the russian command, staging ships there literally brings them right into range of ukraines anti-ship armament, and if they actually dock, the artillery",
">\n\nSome old ships and subs they're trying to get rid of?"
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Target rich environment? | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nIt's like wading through knee deep shit to find a newspaper. \nI wonder if they are planning a large missile barrage to support an amphibious landing, further destroy Ukranian infrastructure to force them to negotiate, scrambling because they recieved a tip-off about a possible attack on their fleet in port, or simply redeploying back to Sebastopol. Hopefully things become clearer in the next day or two.",
">\n\nthey dont really have the men or capacity for an amphibious assault anymore, and by this point their slightly lacking in standing or collateral to bring to the negotiating table, specially when every other agreement russia has promptly ignored and nigh literally spat upon, lest we forget bombing negotiated civilian evacuation corridors\nmy guess would be redeploying to try and avoid being big stationary targets....granted, that is assuming the kind of sane logic they have been shown lacking",
">\n\nNew fish habitat. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\ndoubtful to be honest, presuming any sanity left in the russian command, staging ships there literally brings them right into range of ukraines anti-ship armament, and if they actually dock, the artillery",
">\n\nSome old ships and subs they're trying to get rid of?",
">\n\nI was worried they had come from elsewhere, but just ships already stationed in Black sea naval bases going out of dock."
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Floating? | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nIt's like wading through knee deep shit to find a newspaper. \nI wonder if they are planning a large missile barrage to support an amphibious landing, further destroy Ukranian infrastructure to force them to negotiate, scrambling because they recieved a tip-off about a possible attack on their fleet in port, or simply redeploying back to Sebastopol. Hopefully things become clearer in the next day or two.",
">\n\nthey dont really have the men or capacity for an amphibious assault anymore, and by this point their slightly lacking in standing or collateral to bring to the negotiating table, specially when every other agreement russia has promptly ignored and nigh literally spat upon, lest we forget bombing negotiated civilian evacuation corridors\nmy guess would be redeploying to try and avoid being big stationary targets....granted, that is assuming the kind of sane logic they have been shown lacking",
">\n\nNew fish habitat. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\ndoubtful to be honest, presuming any sanity left in the russian command, staging ships there literally brings them right into range of ukraines anti-ship armament, and if they actually dock, the artillery",
">\n\nSome old ships and subs they're trying to get rid of?",
">\n\nI was worried they had come from elsewhere, but just ships already stationed in Black sea naval bases going out of dock.",
">\n\nTarget rich environment?"
] |
>
Like a dying animal, those Russian subs left the relative warmth and safety of port to seek a final resting spot. | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nIt's like wading through knee deep shit to find a newspaper. \nI wonder if they are planning a large missile barrage to support an amphibious landing, further destroy Ukranian infrastructure to force them to negotiate, scrambling because they recieved a tip-off about a possible attack on their fleet in port, or simply redeploying back to Sebastopol. Hopefully things become clearer in the next day or two.",
">\n\nthey dont really have the men or capacity for an amphibious assault anymore, and by this point their slightly lacking in standing or collateral to bring to the negotiating table, specially when every other agreement russia has promptly ignored and nigh literally spat upon, lest we forget bombing negotiated civilian evacuation corridors\nmy guess would be redeploying to try and avoid being big stationary targets....granted, that is assuming the kind of sane logic they have been shown lacking",
">\n\nNew fish habitat. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\ndoubtful to be honest, presuming any sanity left in the russian command, staging ships there literally brings them right into range of ukraines anti-ship armament, and if they actually dock, the artillery",
">\n\nSome old ships and subs they're trying to get rid of?",
">\n\nI was worried they had come from elsewhere, but just ships already stationed in Black sea naval bases going out of dock.",
">\n\nTarget rich environment?",
">\n\nFloating?"
] |
>
Good... Ukraine needs targets to practice their aim... | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nIt's like wading through knee deep shit to find a newspaper. \nI wonder if they are planning a large missile barrage to support an amphibious landing, further destroy Ukranian infrastructure to force them to negotiate, scrambling because they recieved a tip-off about a possible attack on their fleet in port, or simply redeploying back to Sebastopol. Hopefully things become clearer in the next day or two.",
">\n\nthey dont really have the men or capacity for an amphibious assault anymore, and by this point their slightly lacking in standing or collateral to bring to the negotiating table, specially when every other agreement russia has promptly ignored and nigh literally spat upon, lest we forget bombing negotiated civilian evacuation corridors\nmy guess would be redeploying to try and avoid being big stationary targets....granted, that is assuming the kind of sane logic they have been shown lacking",
">\n\nNew fish habitat. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\ndoubtful to be honest, presuming any sanity left in the russian command, staging ships there literally brings them right into range of ukraines anti-ship armament, and if they actually dock, the artillery",
">\n\nSome old ships and subs they're trying to get rid of?",
">\n\nI was worried they had come from elsewhere, but just ships already stationed in Black sea naval bases going out of dock.",
">\n\nTarget rich environment?",
">\n\nFloating?",
">\n\nLike a dying animal, those Russian subs left the relative warmth and safety of port to seek a final resting spot."
] |
> | [
"does the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nThere was a patrol boat sunk a few days ago if that helps keep you satiated while waiting for a bigger prize.",
">\n\na mere snack, but it counts.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nTruly the ukrainians have won the meme War",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\nSudden surge in harpoon anti ship missile deliveries to Ukraine seen as entirely coincidental...",
">\n\nTechnically the missiles would be delivered to Russian vessels.\nUkrainian forces break trade sanctions by delivering Harpoon ASW to Russian vessels.",
">\n\nPutin arrested as he clearly initiated the transaction m",
">\n\nPreparing to create new coral reefs.",
">\n\nRussia is the ultimate green activist - overpopulation? Russia fix. Oil and gas causing pollution? Russia fix. Coral reefs in danger? Believe it or not, Russia fix!",
">\n\nLet's be fair, they're all submarines waiting to happen.",
">\n\nAspiring submarines.",
">\n\nAnd some of the actual submarines are about to aspire to not be",
">\n\nNah, they’ll just be transitioning to a permanent deep sea mission.",
">\n\nEternal patrol.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll just probably catch on fire or malfunction on their own.",
">\n\nFall out a window?",
">\n\nHard for a submarine to fall out a window. Really looking forward to seeing how they manage it though!",
">\n\nIt’s enough if they open a window.",
">\n\nSorry Sir, I left the window open. What do you mean 'what window'? The hatch thingy on the top of the... why are you looking at me like that? Are we supposed to have fish in here? Is it seafood night?",
">\n\nBeen a recent surge of Russian war ships heading to the bottom of the Black Sea too.",
">\n\nI wish that was true, but we can hope. haven't seen a good sinking for months.",
">\n\nI wish the abomination they call an aircraft carrier was based in the Black Sea. I would be filled with such joy if that sank",
">\n\nIs it used for anything? aside from making jokes, ofc.",
">\n\nThey towed it to the coast of Syria before",
">\n\ndoes the Montreux convention, restrict this?",
">\n\nNo because they were always in the black sea.",
">\n\nso this only applies to ships which were never in the black sea? I wonder if anyone is actually monitoring it",
">\n\nYeah, the Turks control all access to the Black Sea and they are the ones who invoked Montreux at the beginning of the war",
">\n\nBad headline. Been in the Black Sea at least a year. They’re just suddenly on the move again from their new port in the east, months after fleeing Sevastopol when threatened by Ukrainian drone attacks.",
">\n\nTarget-rich environment.",
">\n\nWatch out for those dastardly Japanese torpedo boats!",
">\n\nIn 1905, most countries figured out that an officer corps of inbred aristocrats and crew of peasant levies is a bad idea for manning your Navy, but the Russians always find a way to set the bar lower.",
">\n\nIt also helps when they can only \"train\" for a few months out of the year",
">\n\nI predict a sudden surge in Russian Navy ships and submarines being sunk in the Black Sea.",
">\n\nIncoming drone attack.",
">\n\nPffft. Just tell the ship the submarines are hoarding supplies and wait for the in-fighting to begin.",
">\n\nSo three at this point?",
">\n\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nWhat will we do with a Russian sailor?\nEarly in the morning!",
">\n\nShave his balls with a rusty razor?",
">\n\nLol, I mean, sounds torturous, but I’m not getting in there lol",
">\n\nEveryone's making jokes when this could end up being another big cruise missile salvo from the Russians ending up with more civilian casualties. \nThis subs basically a upvote farm for the same old tired comments",
">\n\nIt's like wading through knee deep shit to find a newspaper. \nI wonder if they are planning a large missile barrage to support an amphibious landing, further destroy Ukranian infrastructure to force them to negotiate, scrambling because they recieved a tip-off about a possible attack on their fleet in port, or simply redeploying back to Sebastopol. Hopefully things become clearer in the next day or two.",
">\n\nthey dont really have the men or capacity for an amphibious assault anymore, and by this point their slightly lacking in standing or collateral to bring to the negotiating table, specially when every other agreement russia has promptly ignored and nigh literally spat upon, lest we forget bombing negotiated civilian evacuation corridors\nmy guess would be redeploying to try and avoid being big stationary targets....granted, that is assuming the kind of sane logic they have been shown lacking",
">\n\nNew fish habitat. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦",
">\n\nAll of them?",
">\n\nNice more targets",
">\n\nWorking on one of those ships had to be a terrible job. At least on land you can try running away. Instead of being in this massive target",
">\n\nOh goodie more targets.",
">\n\nAnyone else just see, \"KO,\" on the map here?",
">\n\nmariupol. there were reports it was being turned into some kind of base in the past few weeks. guess the Russians are feeling arrogant.",
">\n\ndoubtful to be honest, presuming any sanity left in the russian command, staging ships there literally brings them right into range of ukraines anti-ship armament, and if they actually dock, the artillery",
">\n\nSome old ships and subs they're trying to get rid of?",
">\n\nI was worried they had come from elsewhere, but just ships already stationed in Black sea naval bases going out of dock.",
">\n\nTarget rich environment?",
">\n\nFloating?",
">\n\nLike a dying animal, those Russian subs left the relative warmth and safety of port to seek a final resting spot.",
">\n\nGood... Ukraine needs targets to practice their aim..."
] |
"How would I describe him? Piggish sort of bloke" | [] |
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He was eating pasta with a truffle and bacon sauce. It was an easy mistake to make. | [
"\"How would I describe him? Piggish sort of bloke\""
] |
>
“He made this snorting sound! I swear! He is a piggy, not a human! “ - French Dick Cheney.
Btw FUCK Dick Cheney, bastard can rot in hell. | [
"\"How would I describe him? Piggish sort of bloke\"",
">\n\nHe was eating pasta with a truffle and bacon sauce. It was an easy mistake to make."
] |
>
French Dick Cheney
Or Pénis Enchaîné, as he is known locally. | [
"\"How would I describe him? Piggish sort of bloke\"",
">\n\nHe was eating pasta with a truffle and bacon sauce. It was an easy mistake to make.",
">\n\n“He made this snorting sound! I swear! He is a piggy, not a human! “ - French Dick Cheney.\nBtw FUCK Dick Cheney, bastard can rot in hell."
] |
>
I think you mean “Petit” | [
"\"How would I describe him? Piggish sort of bloke\"",
">\n\nHe was eating pasta with a truffle and bacon sauce. It was an easy mistake to make.",
">\n\n“He made this snorting sound! I swear! He is a piggy, not a human! “ - French Dick Cheney.\nBtw FUCK Dick Cheney, bastard can rot in hell.",
">\n\n\nFrench Dick Cheney\n\nOr Pénis Enchaîné, as he is known locally."
] |
>
Ah yes. The dick cheney defense | [
"\"How would I describe him? Piggish sort of bloke\"",
">\n\nHe was eating pasta with a truffle and bacon sauce. It was an easy mistake to make.",
">\n\n“He made this snorting sound! I swear! He is a piggy, not a human! “ - French Dick Cheney.\nBtw FUCK Dick Cheney, bastard can rot in hell.",
">\n\n\nFrench Dick Cheney\n\nOr Pénis Enchaîné, as he is known locally.",
">\n\nI think you mean “Petit”"
] |
>
Seems like the obvious outcome? | [
"\"How would I describe him? Piggish sort of bloke\"",
">\n\nHe was eating pasta with a truffle and bacon sauce. It was an easy mistake to make.",
">\n\n“He made this snorting sound! I swear! He is a piggy, not a human! “ - French Dick Cheney.\nBtw FUCK Dick Cheney, bastard can rot in hell.",
">\n\n\nFrench Dick Cheney\n\nOr Pénis Enchaîné, as he is known locally.",
">\n\nI think you mean “Petit”",
">\n\nAh yes. The dick cheney defense"
] |
>
I'm sure the guy he killed was thrilled to be mistaken for a boar. | [
"\"How would I describe him? Piggish sort of bloke\"",
">\n\nHe was eating pasta with a truffle and bacon sauce. It was an easy mistake to make.",
">\n\n“He made this snorting sound! I swear! He is a piggy, not a human! “ - French Dick Cheney.\nBtw FUCK Dick Cheney, bastard can rot in hell.",
">\n\n\nFrench Dick Cheney\n\nOr Pénis Enchaîné, as he is known locally.",
">\n\nI think you mean “Petit”",
">\n\nAh yes. The dick cheney defense",
">\n\nSeems like the obvious outcome?"
] |
>
A boar, or a bore? | [
"\"How would I describe him? Piggish sort of bloke\"",
">\n\nHe was eating pasta with a truffle and bacon sauce. It was an easy mistake to make.",
">\n\n“He made this snorting sound! I swear! He is a piggy, not a human! “ - French Dick Cheney.\nBtw FUCK Dick Cheney, bastard can rot in hell.",
">\n\n\nFrench Dick Cheney\n\nOr Pénis Enchaîné, as he is known locally.",
">\n\nI think you mean “Petit”",
">\n\nAh yes. The dick cheney defense",
">\n\nSeems like the obvious outcome?",
">\n\nI'm sure the guy he killed was thrilled to be mistaken for a boar."
] |
>
Rule 1: know your target | [
"\"How would I describe him? Piggish sort of bloke\"",
">\n\nHe was eating pasta with a truffle and bacon sauce. It was an easy mistake to make.",
">\n\n“He made this snorting sound! I swear! He is a piggy, not a human! “ - French Dick Cheney.\nBtw FUCK Dick Cheney, bastard can rot in hell.",
">\n\n\nFrench Dick Cheney\n\nOr Pénis Enchaîné, as he is known locally.",
">\n\nI think you mean “Petit”",
">\n\nAh yes. The dick cheney defense",
">\n\nSeems like the obvious outcome?",
">\n\nI'm sure the guy he killed was thrilled to be mistaken for a boar.",
">\n\nA boar, or a bore?"
] |
> | [
"\"How would I describe him? Piggish sort of bloke\"",
">\n\nHe was eating pasta with a truffle and bacon sauce. It was an easy mistake to make.",
">\n\n“He made this snorting sound! I swear! He is a piggy, not a human! “ - French Dick Cheney.\nBtw FUCK Dick Cheney, bastard can rot in hell.",
">\n\n\nFrench Dick Cheney\n\nOr Pénis Enchaîné, as he is known locally.",
">\n\nI think you mean “Petit”",
">\n\nAh yes. The dick cheney defense",
">\n\nSeems like the obvious outcome?",
">\n\nI'm sure the guy he killed was thrilled to be mistaken for a boar.",
">\n\nA boar, or a bore?",
">\n\nRule 1: know your target"
] |
David runs a phenomenal group buy. I was a part of the R1 group buy and hang out in the Discord server for support, of which I've received a lot of. Just yesterday I accidentally ordered an extra component of the R2. I reached out via Discord and he had the issue corrected within minutes.
For the R1, there was a ton of communication all throughout the process. Every delay or issue, no matter how minor, was communicated and explained. Honestly, 11/10 experience, would recommend. | [] |
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I was going to mention this too. I was part of the R1 groupbuy and the amount of communication and updates were above and beyond any groupbuys that I were a part of. It was a very inclusive groupbuy, felt very invested the whole time and saw nothing but a labor of love from David the whole time even when bad updates did occur.
Going into the groupbuy, you will have zero concern of being ghosted. David is the best and #1 communicator of any kickstarter/group buy I've been part of for over 10 years of doing this. | [
"David runs a phenomenal group buy. I was a part of the R1 group buy and hang out in the Discord server for support, of which I've received a lot of. Just yesterday I accidentally ordered an extra component of the R2. I reached out via Discord and he had the issue corrected within minutes. \nFor the R1, there was a ton of communication all throughout the process. Every delay or issue, no matter how minor, was communicated and explained. Honestly, 11/10 experience, would recommend."
] |
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Can't wait to add this to the family. | [
"David runs a phenomenal group buy. I was a part of the R1 group buy and hang out in the Discord server for support, of which I've received a lot of. Just yesterday I accidentally ordered an extra component of the R2. I reached out via Discord and he had the issue corrected within minutes. \nFor the R1, there was a ton of communication all throughout the process. Every delay or issue, no matter how minor, was communicated and explained. Honestly, 11/10 experience, would recommend.",
">\n\nI was going to mention this too. I was part of the R1 groupbuy and the amount of communication and updates were above and beyond any groupbuys that I were a part of. It was a very inclusive groupbuy, felt very invested the whole time and saw nothing but a labor of love from David the whole time even when bad updates did occur.\nGoing into the groupbuy, you will have zero concern of being ghosted. David is the best and #1 communicator of any kickstarter/group buy I've been part of for over 10 years of doing this."
] |
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No OCE vendor? :'( | [
"David runs a phenomenal group buy. I was a part of the R1 group buy and hang out in the Discord server for support, of which I've received a lot of. Just yesterday I accidentally ordered an extra component of the R2. I reached out via Discord and he had the issue corrected within minutes. \nFor the R1, there was a ton of communication all throughout the process. Every delay or issue, no matter how minor, was communicated and explained. Honestly, 11/10 experience, would recommend.",
">\n\nI was going to mention this too. I was part of the R1 groupbuy and the amount of communication and updates were above and beyond any groupbuys that I were a part of. It was a very inclusive groupbuy, felt very invested the whole time and saw nothing but a labor of love from David the whole time even when bad updates did occur.\nGoing into the groupbuy, you will have zero concern of being ghosted. David is the best and #1 communicator of any kickstarter/group buy I've been part of for over 10 years of doing this.",
">\n\nCan't wait to add this to the family."
] |
>
Unfortunately, no. We did reach out to SwitchKeys and DailyClack when seeking out potential vendors in November. We got no response from Switchkeys, but checking my emails it looks like I was actually the one who dropped the ball with DailyClack (they responded to my initial inquiry, but it looks like I somehow missed their response and never follow up with them). My apologies for that; we'll see about bringing them on board in future group buys; it's probably a bit too late to bring them on board for EVO70 R2 now--but I can certainly still ask them if you'd like. | [
"David runs a phenomenal group buy. I was a part of the R1 group buy and hang out in the Discord server for support, of which I've received a lot of. Just yesterday I accidentally ordered an extra component of the R2. I reached out via Discord and he had the issue corrected within minutes. \nFor the R1, there was a ton of communication all throughout the process. Every delay or issue, no matter how minor, was communicated and explained. Honestly, 11/10 experience, would recommend.",
">\n\nI was going to mention this too. I was part of the R1 groupbuy and the amount of communication and updates were above and beyond any groupbuys that I were a part of. It was a very inclusive groupbuy, felt very invested the whole time and saw nothing but a labor of love from David the whole time even when bad updates did occur.\nGoing into the groupbuy, you will have zero concern of being ghosted. David is the best and #1 communicator of any kickstarter/group buy I've been part of for over 10 years of doing this.",
">\n\nCan't wait to add this to the family.",
">\n\nNo OCE vendor? :'("
] |
>
Whop whop, was looking forward to this one! | [
"David runs a phenomenal group buy. I was a part of the R1 group buy and hang out in the Discord server for support, of which I've received a lot of. Just yesterday I accidentally ordered an extra component of the R2. I reached out via Discord and he had the issue corrected within minutes. \nFor the R1, there was a ton of communication all throughout the process. Every delay or issue, no matter how minor, was communicated and explained. Honestly, 11/10 experience, would recommend.",
">\n\nI was going to mention this too. I was part of the R1 groupbuy and the amount of communication and updates were above and beyond any groupbuys that I were a part of. It was a very inclusive groupbuy, felt very invested the whole time and saw nothing but a labor of love from David the whole time even when bad updates did occur.\nGoing into the groupbuy, you will have zero concern of being ghosted. David is the best and #1 communicator of any kickstarter/group buy I've been part of for over 10 years of doing this.",
">\n\nCan't wait to add this to the family.",
">\n\nNo OCE vendor? :'(",
">\n\nUnfortunately, no. We did reach out to SwitchKeys and DailyClack when seeking out potential vendors in November. We got no response from Switchkeys, but checking my emails it looks like I was actually the one who dropped the ball with DailyClack (they responded to my initial inquiry, but it looks like I somehow missed their response and never follow up with them). My apologies for that; we'll see about bringing them on board in future group buys; it's probably a bit too late to bring them on board for EVO70 R2 now--but I can certainly still ask them if you'd like."
] |
>
Interested, but a question, what's the dimensions of the board? My keyboard tray is limited in size so I need to make sure. | [
"David runs a phenomenal group buy. I was a part of the R1 group buy and hang out in the Discord server for support, of which I've received a lot of. Just yesterday I accidentally ordered an extra component of the R2. I reached out via Discord and he had the issue corrected within minutes. \nFor the R1, there was a ton of communication all throughout the process. Every delay or issue, no matter how minor, was communicated and explained. Honestly, 11/10 experience, would recommend.",
">\n\nI was going to mention this too. I was part of the R1 groupbuy and the amount of communication and updates were above and beyond any groupbuys that I were a part of. It was a very inclusive groupbuy, felt very invested the whole time and saw nothing but a labor of love from David the whole time even when bad updates did occur.\nGoing into the groupbuy, you will have zero concern of being ghosted. David is the best and #1 communicator of any kickstarter/group buy I've been part of for over 10 years of doing this.",
">\n\nCan't wait to add this to the family.",
">\n\nNo OCE vendor? :'(",
">\n\nUnfortunately, no. We did reach out to SwitchKeys and DailyClack when seeking out potential vendors in November. We got no response from Switchkeys, but checking my emails it looks like I was actually the one who dropped the ball with DailyClack (they responded to my initial inquiry, but it looks like I somehow missed their response and never follow up with them). My apologies for that; we'll see about bringing them on board in future group buys; it's probably a bit too late to bring them on board for EVO70 R2 now--but I can certainly still ask them if you'd like.",
">\n\nWhop whop, was looking forward to this one!"
] |
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The width is 365.3mm, or 14.38 inches, and the depth is 115.3mm, or 4.54inches. | [
"David runs a phenomenal group buy. I was a part of the R1 group buy and hang out in the Discord server for support, of which I've received a lot of. Just yesterday I accidentally ordered an extra component of the R2. I reached out via Discord and he had the issue corrected within minutes. \nFor the R1, there was a ton of communication all throughout the process. Every delay or issue, no matter how minor, was communicated and explained. Honestly, 11/10 experience, would recommend.",
">\n\nI was going to mention this too. I was part of the R1 groupbuy and the amount of communication and updates were above and beyond any groupbuys that I were a part of. It was a very inclusive groupbuy, felt very invested the whole time and saw nothing but a labor of love from David the whole time even when bad updates did occur.\nGoing into the groupbuy, you will have zero concern of being ghosted. David is the best and #1 communicator of any kickstarter/group buy I've been part of for over 10 years of doing this.",
">\n\nCan't wait to add this to the family.",
">\n\nNo OCE vendor? :'(",
">\n\nUnfortunately, no. We did reach out to SwitchKeys and DailyClack when seeking out potential vendors in November. We got no response from Switchkeys, but checking my emails it looks like I was actually the one who dropped the ball with DailyClack (they responded to my initial inquiry, but it looks like I somehow missed their response and never follow up with them). My apologies for that; we'll see about bringing them on board in future group buys; it's probably a bit too late to bring them on board for EVO70 R2 now--but I can certainly still ask them if you'd like.",
">\n\nWhop whop, was looking forward to this one!",
">\n\nInterested, but a question, what's the dimensions of the board? My keyboard tray is limited in size so I need to make sure."
] |
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So both colors of the 161$ options have that translucent RGB shine though options? This is really tempting. | [
"David runs a phenomenal group buy. I was a part of the R1 group buy and hang out in the Discord server for support, of which I've received a lot of. Just yesterday I accidentally ordered an extra component of the R2. I reached out via Discord and he had the issue corrected within minutes. \nFor the R1, there was a ton of communication all throughout the process. Every delay or issue, no matter how minor, was communicated and explained. Honestly, 11/10 experience, would recommend.",
">\n\nI was going to mention this too. I was part of the R1 groupbuy and the amount of communication and updates were above and beyond any groupbuys that I were a part of. It was a very inclusive groupbuy, felt very invested the whole time and saw nothing but a labor of love from David the whole time even when bad updates did occur.\nGoing into the groupbuy, you will have zero concern of being ghosted. David is the best and #1 communicator of any kickstarter/group buy I've been part of for over 10 years of doing this.",
">\n\nCan't wait to add this to the family.",
">\n\nNo OCE vendor? :'(",
">\n\nUnfortunately, no. We did reach out to SwitchKeys and DailyClack when seeking out potential vendors in November. We got no response from Switchkeys, but checking my emails it looks like I was actually the one who dropped the ball with DailyClack (they responded to my initial inquiry, but it looks like I somehow missed their response and never follow up with them). My apologies for that; we'll see about bringing them on board in future group buys; it's probably a bit too late to bring them on board for EVO70 R2 now--but I can certainly still ask them if you'd like.",
">\n\nWhop whop, was looking forward to this one!",
">\n\nInterested, but a question, what's the dimensions of the board? My keyboard tray is limited in size so I need to make sure.",
">\n\nThe width is 365.3mm, or 14.38 inches, and the depth is 115.3mm, or 4.54inches."
] |
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That is correct, yes, both colors of the lowest cost options ($161) have translucent RGB underglow shine through. | [
"David runs a phenomenal group buy. I was a part of the R1 group buy and hang out in the Discord server for support, of which I've received a lot of. Just yesterday I accidentally ordered an extra component of the R2. I reached out via Discord and he had the issue corrected within minutes. \nFor the R1, there was a ton of communication all throughout the process. Every delay or issue, no matter how minor, was communicated and explained. Honestly, 11/10 experience, would recommend.",
">\n\nI was going to mention this too. I was part of the R1 groupbuy and the amount of communication and updates were above and beyond any groupbuys that I were a part of. It was a very inclusive groupbuy, felt very invested the whole time and saw nothing but a labor of love from David the whole time even when bad updates did occur.\nGoing into the groupbuy, you will have zero concern of being ghosted. David is the best and #1 communicator of any kickstarter/group buy I've been part of for over 10 years of doing this.",
">\n\nCan't wait to add this to the family.",
">\n\nNo OCE vendor? :'(",
">\n\nUnfortunately, no. We did reach out to SwitchKeys and DailyClack when seeking out potential vendors in November. We got no response from Switchkeys, but checking my emails it looks like I was actually the one who dropped the ball with DailyClack (they responded to my initial inquiry, but it looks like I somehow missed their response and never follow up with them). My apologies for that; we'll see about bringing them on board in future group buys; it's probably a bit too late to bring them on board for EVO70 R2 now--but I can certainly still ask them if you'd like.",
">\n\nWhop whop, was looking forward to this one!",
">\n\nInterested, but a question, what's the dimensions of the board? My keyboard tray is limited in size so I need to make sure.",
">\n\nThe width is 365.3mm, or 14.38 inches, and the depth is 115.3mm, or 4.54inches.",
">\n\nSo both colors of the 161$ options have that translucent RGB shine though options? This is really tempting."
] |
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does the knob come in different colors? | [
"David runs a phenomenal group buy. I was a part of the R1 group buy and hang out in the Discord server for support, of which I've received a lot of. Just yesterday I accidentally ordered an extra component of the R2. I reached out via Discord and he had the issue corrected within minutes. \nFor the R1, there was a ton of communication all throughout the process. Every delay or issue, no matter how minor, was communicated and explained. Honestly, 11/10 experience, would recommend.",
">\n\nI was going to mention this too. I was part of the R1 groupbuy and the amount of communication and updates were above and beyond any groupbuys that I were a part of. It was a very inclusive groupbuy, felt very invested the whole time and saw nothing but a labor of love from David the whole time even when bad updates did occur.\nGoing into the groupbuy, you will have zero concern of being ghosted. David is the best and #1 communicator of any kickstarter/group buy I've been part of for over 10 years of doing this.",
">\n\nCan't wait to add this to the family.",
">\n\nNo OCE vendor? :'(",
">\n\nUnfortunately, no. We did reach out to SwitchKeys and DailyClack when seeking out potential vendors in November. We got no response from Switchkeys, but checking my emails it looks like I was actually the one who dropped the ball with DailyClack (they responded to my initial inquiry, but it looks like I somehow missed their response and never follow up with them). My apologies for that; we'll see about bringing them on board in future group buys; it's probably a bit too late to bring them on board for EVO70 R2 now--but I can certainly still ask them if you'd like.",
">\n\nWhop whop, was looking forward to this one!",
">\n\nInterested, but a question, what's the dimensions of the board? My keyboard tray is limited in size so I need to make sure.",
">\n\nThe width is 365.3mm, or 14.38 inches, and the depth is 115.3mm, or 4.54inches.",
">\n\nSo both colors of the 161$ options have that translucent RGB shine though options? This is really tempting.",
">\n\nThat is correct, yes, both colors of the lowest cost options ($161) have translucent RGB underglow shine through."
] |
>
We only offer the one black knob, but much like keycaps, there is a whole world of compatible knobs you can replace it with. The encoder it is installed onto has a fairly common 1/4" (6mm) D shaft. On our Discord server, we've seen many build photos of EVO70s with a wide variety of knobs. | [
"David runs a phenomenal group buy. I was a part of the R1 group buy and hang out in the Discord server for support, of which I've received a lot of. Just yesterday I accidentally ordered an extra component of the R2. I reached out via Discord and he had the issue corrected within minutes. \nFor the R1, there was a ton of communication all throughout the process. Every delay or issue, no matter how minor, was communicated and explained. Honestly, 11/10 experience, would recommend.",
">\n\nI was going to mention this too. I was part of the R1 groupbuy and the amount of communication and updates were above and beyond any groupbuys that I were a part of. It was a very inclusive groupbuy, felt very invested the whole time and saw nothing but a labor of love from David the whole time even when bad updates did occur.\nGoing into the groupbuy, you will have zero concern of being ghosted. David is the best and #1 communicator of any kickstarter/group buy I've been part of for over 10 years of doing this.",
">\n\nCan't wait to add this to the family.",
">\n\nNo OCE vendor? :'(",
">\n\nUnfortunately, no. We did reach out to SwitchKeys and DailyClack when seeking out potential vendors in November. We got no response from Switchkeys, but checking my emails it looks like I was actually the one who dropped the ball with DailyClack (they responded to my initial inquiry, but it looks like I somehow missed their response and never follow up with them). My apologies for that; we'll see about bringing them on board in future group buys; it's probably a bit too late to bring them on board for EVO70 R2 now--but I can certainly still ask them if you'd like.",
">\n\nWhop whop, was looking forward to this one!",
">\n\nInterested, but a question, what's the dimensions of the board? My keyboard tray is limited in size so I need to make sure.",
">\n\nThe width is 365.3mm, or 14.38 inches, and the depth is 115.3mm, or 4.54inches.",
">\n\nSo both colors of the 161$ options have that translucent RGB shine though options? This is really tempting.",
">\n\nThat is correct, yes, both colors of the lowest cost options ($161) have translucent RGB underglow shine through.",
">\n\ndoes the knob come in different colors?"
] |
>
I heard horror stories about groupbuys before my first one but David made sure the experience was great. Can't recommend CustomMK enough.
I hope David gets enough free time as it seems he's answering questions on discord around the clock.
It's a 4.99/5 rating for the store and the R1 I have, the 0.01 is lost only cause I can't convert my R1 to an ISO easily :D | [
"David runs a phenomenal group buy. I was a part of the R1 group buy and hang out in the Discord server for support, of which I've received a lot of. Just yesterday I accidentally ordered an extra component of the R2. I reached out via Discord and he had the issue corrected within minutes. \nFor the R1, there was a ton of communication all throughout the process. Every delay or issue, no matter how minor, was communicated and explained. Honestly, 11/10 experience, would recommend.",
">\n\nI was going to mention this too. I was part of the R1 groupbuy and the amount of communication and updates were above and beyond any groupbuys that I were a part of. It was a very inclusive groupbuy, felt very invested the whole time and saw nothing but a labor of love from David the whole time even when bad updates did occur.\nGoing into the groupbuy, you will have zero concern of being ghosted. David is the best and #1 communicator of any kickstarter/group buy I've been part of for over 10 years of doing this.",
">\n\nCan't wait to add this to the family.",
">\n\nNo OCE vendor? :'(",
">\n\nUnfortunately, no. We did reach out to SwitchKeys and DailyClack when seeking out potential vendors in November. We got no response from Switchkeys, but checking my emails it looks like I was actually the one who dropped the ball with DailyClack (they responded to my initial inquiry, but it looks like I somehow missed their response and never follow up with them). My apologies for that; we'll see about bringing them on board in future group buys; it's probably a bit too late to bring them on board for EVO70 R2 now--but I can certainly still ask them if you'd like.",
">\n\nWhop whop, was looking forward to this one!",
">\n\nInterested, but a question, what's the dimensions of the board? My keyboard tray is limited in size so I need to make sure.",
">\n\nThe width is 365.3mm, or 14.38 inches, and the depth is 115.3mm, or 4.54inches.",
">\n\nSo both colors of the 161$ options have that translucent RGB shine though options? This is really tempting.",
">\n\nThat is correct, yes, both colors of the lowest cost options ($161) have translucent RGB underglow shine through.",
">\n\ndoes the knob come in different colors?",
">\n\nWe only offer the one black knob, but much like keycaps, there is a whole world of compatible knobs you can replace it with. The encoder it is installed onto has a fairly common 1/4\" (6mm) D shaft. On our Discord server, we've seen many build photos of EVO70s with a wide variety of knobs."
] |
>
I LOVVVEEE my R1 evo70! A great and affordable board. I highly recommend getting in on R2 if you're at all interested! | [
"David runs a phenomenal group buy. I was a part of the R1 group buy and hang out in the Discord server for support, of which I've received a lot of. Just yesterday I accidentally ordered an extra component of the R2. I reached out via Discord and he had the issue corrected within minutes. \nFor the R1, there was a ton of communication all throughout the process. Every delay or issue, no matter how minor, was communicated and explained. Honestly, 11/10 experience, would recommend.",
">\n\nI was going to mention this too. I was part of the R1 groupbuy and the amount of communication and updates were above and beyond any groupbuys that I were a part of. It was a very inclusive groupbuy, felt very invested the whole time and saw nothing but a labor of love from David the whole time even when bad updates did occur.\nGoing into the groupbuy, you will have zero concern of being ghosted. David is the best and #1 communicator of any kickstarter/group buy I've been part of for over 10 years of doing this.",
">\n\nCan't wait to add this to the family.",
">\n\nNo OCE vendor? :'(",
">\n\nUnfortunately, no. We did reach out to SwitchKeys and DailyClack when seeking out potential vendors in November. We got no response from Switchkeys, but checking my emails it looks like I was actually the one who dropped the ball with DailyClack (they responded to my initial inquiry, but it looks like I somehow missed their response and never follow up with them). My apologies for that; we'll see about bringing them on board in future group buys; it's probably a bit too late to bring them on board for EVO70 R2 now--but I can certainly still ask them if you'd like.",
">\n\nWhop whop, was looking forward to this one!",
">\n\nInterested, but a question, what's the dimensions of the board? My keyboard tray is limited in size so I need to make sure.",
">\n\nThe width is 365.3mm, or 14.38 inches, and the depth is 115.3mm, or 4.54inches.",
">\n\nSo both colors of the 161$ options have that translucent RGB shine though options? This is really tempting.",
">\n\nThat is correct, yes, both colors of the lowest cost options ($161) have translucent RGB underglow shine through.",
">\n\ndoes the knob come in different colors?",
">\n\nWe only offer the one black knob, but much like keycaps, there is a whole world of compatible knobs you can replace it with. The encoder it is installed onto has a fairly common 1/4\" (6mm) D shaft. On our Discord server, we've seen many build photos of EVO70s with a wide variety of knobs.",
">\n\nI heard horror stories about groupbuys before my first one but David made sure the experience was great. Can't recommend CustomMK enough.\nI hope David gets enough free time as it seems he's answering questions on discord around the clock.\nIt's a 4.99/5 rating for the store and the R1 I have, the 0.01 is lost only cause I can't convert my R1 to an ISO easily :D"
] |
>
Just want to shout out custommk, the guy who runs things is super nice and really helpful, helped me add encoders to my VIA file a while ago :) | [
"David runs a phenomenal group buy. I was a part of the R1 group buy and hang out in the Discord server for support, of which I've received a lot of. Just yesterday I accidentally ordered an extra component of the R2. I reached out via Discord and he had the issue corrected within minutes. \nFor the R1, there was a ton of communication all throughout the process. Every delay or issue, no matter how minor, was communicated and explained. Honestly, 11/10 experience, would recommend.",
">\n\nI was going to mention this too. I was part of the R1 groupbuy and the amount of communication and updates were above and beyond any groupbuys that I were a part of. It was a very inclusive groupbuy, felt very invested the whole time and saw nothing but a labor of love from David the whole time even when bad updates did occur.\nGoing into the groupbuy, you will have zero concern of being ghosted. David is the best and #1 communicator of any kickstarter/group buy I've been part of for over 10 years of doing this.",
">\n\nCan't wait to add this to the family.",
">\n\nNo OCE vendor? :'(",
">\n\nUnfortunately, no. We did reach out to SwitchKeys and DailyClack when seeking out potential vendors in November. We got no response from Switchkeys, but checking my emails it looks like I was actually the one who dropped the ball with DailyClack (they responded to my initial inquiry, but it looks like I somehow missed their response and never follow up with them). My apologies for that; we'll see about bringing them on board in future group buys; it's probably a bit too late to bring them on board for EVO70 R2 now--but I can certainly still ask them if you'd like.",
">\n\nWhop whop, was looking forward to this one!",
">\n\nInterested, but a question, what's the dimensions of the board? My keyboard tray is limited in size so I need to make sure.",
">\n\nThe width is 365.3mm, or 14.38 inches, and the depth is 115.3mm, or 4.54inches.",
">\n\nSo both colors of the 161$ options have that translucent RGB shine though options? This is really tempting.",
">\n\nThat is correct, yes, both colors of the lowest cost options ($161) have translucent RGB underglow shine through.",
">\n\ndoes the knob come in different colors?",
">\n\nWe only offer the one black knob, but much like keycaps, there is a whole world of compatible knobs you can replace it with. The encoder it is installed onto has a fairly common 1/4\" (6mm) D shaft. On our Discord server, we've seen many build photos of EVO70s with a wide variety of knobs.",
">\n\nI heard horror stories about groupbuys before my first one but David made sure the experience was great. Can't recommend CustomMK enough.\nI hope David gets enough free time as it seems he's answering questions on discord around the clock.\nIt's a 4.99/5 rating for the store and the R1 I have, the 0.01 is lost only cause I can't convert my R1 to an ISO easily :D",
">\n\nI LOVVVEEE my R1 evo70! A great and affordable board. I highly recommend getting in on R2 if you're at all interested!"
] |
>
Have myself a R1 Evo70 and I love it. My most unique board and the community is great (not a big fan of Discord but David runs a good one). Definitely worth checking the R2 out! | [
"David runs a phenomenal group buy. I was a part of the R1 group buy and hang out in the Discord server for support, of which I've received a lot of. Just yesterday I accidentally ordered an extra component of the R2. I reached out via Discord and he had the issue corrected within minutes. \nFor the R1, there was a ton of communication all throughout the process. Every delay or issue, no matter how minor, was communicated and explained. Honestly, 11/10 experience, would recommend.",
">\n\nI was going to mention this too. I was part of the R1 groupbuy and the amount of communication and updates were above and beyond any groupbuys that I were a part of. It was a very inclusive groupbuy, felt very invested the whole time and saw nothing but a labor of love from David the whole time even when bad updates did occur.\nGoing into the groupbuy, you will have zero concern of being ghosted. David is the best and #1 communicator of any kickstarter/group buy I've been part of for over 10 years of doing this.",
">\n\nCan't wait to add this to the family.",
">\n\nNo OCE vendor? :'(",
">\n\nUnfortunately, no. We did reach out to SwitchKeys and DailyClack when seeking out potential vendors in November. We got no response from Switchkeys, but checking my emails it looks like I was actually the one who dropped the ball with DailyClack (they responded to my initial inquiry, but it looks like I somehow missed their response and never follow up with them). My apologies for that; we'll see about bringing them on board in future group buys; it's probably a bit too late to bring them on board for EVO70 R2 now--but I can certainly still ask them if you'd like.",
">\n\nWhop whop, was looking forward to this one!",
">\n\nInterested, but a question, what's the dimensions of the board? My keyboard tray is limited in size so I need to make sure.",
">\n\nThe width is 365.3mm, or 14.38 inches, and the depth is 115.3mm, or 4.54inches.",
">\n\nSo both colors of the 161$ options have that translucent RGB shine though options? This is really tempting.",
">\n\nThat is correct, yes, both colors of the lowest cost options ($161) have translucent RGB underglow shine through.",
">\n\ndoes the knob come in different colors?",
">\n\nWe only offer the one black knob, but much like keycaps, there is a whole world of compatible knobs you can replace it with. The encoder it is installed onto has a fairly common 1/4\" (6mm) D shaft. On our Discord server, we've seen many build photos of EVO70s with a wide variety of knobs.",
">\n\nI heard horror stories about groupbuys before my first one but David made sure the experience was great. Can't recommend CustomMK enough.\nI hope David gets enough free time as it seems he's answering questions on discord around the clock.\nIt's a 4.99/5 rating for the store and the R1 I have, the 0.01 is lost only cause I can't convert my R1 to an ISO easily :D",
">\n\nI LOVVVEEE my R1 evo70! A great and affordable board. I highly recommend getting in on R2 if you're at all interested!",
">\n\nJust want to shout out custommk, the guy who runs things is super nice and really helpful, helped me add encoders to my VIA file a while ago :)"
] |
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What are the different heights of the options? I notice some marked low profile, some high and some marked neither | [
"David runs a phenomenal group buy. I was a part of the R1 group buy and hang out in the Discord server for support, of which I've received a lot of. Just yesterday I accidentally ordered an extra component of the R2. I reached out via Discord and he had the issue corrected within minutes. \nFor the R1, there was a ton of communication all throughout the process. Every delay or issue, no matter how minor, was communicated and explained. Honestly, 11/10 experience, would recommend.",
">\n\nI was going to mention this too. I was part of the R1 groupbuy and the amount of communication and updates were above and beyond any groupbuys that I were a part of. It was a very inclusive groupbuy, felt very invested the whole time and saw nothing but a labor of love from David the whole time even when bad updates did occur.\nGoing into the groupbuy, you will have zero concern of being ghosted. David is the best and #1 communicator of any kickstarter/group buy I've been part of for over 10 years of doing this.",
">\n\nCan't wait to add this to the family.",
">\n\nNo OCE vendor? :'(",
">\n\nUnfortunately, no. We did reach out to SwitchKeys and DailyClack when seeking out potential vendors in November. We got no response from Switchkeys, but checking my emails it looks like I was actually the one who dropped the ball with DailyClack (they responded to my initial inquiry, but it looks like I somehow missed their response and never follow up with them). My apologies for that; we'll see about bringing them on board in future group buys; it's probably a bit too late to bring them on board for EVO70 R2 now--but I can certainly still ask them if you'd like.",
">\n\nWhop whop, was looking forward to this one!",
">\n\nInterested, but a question, what's the dimensions of the board? My keyboard tray is limited in size so I need to make sure.",
">\n\nThe width is 365.3mm, or 14.38 inches, and the depth is 115.3mm, or 4.54inches.",
">\n\nSo both colors of the 161$ options have that translucent RGB shine though options? This is really tempting.",
">\n\nThat is correct, yes, both colors of the lowest cost options ($161) have translucent RGB underglow shine through.",
">\n\ndoes the knob come in different colors?",
">\n\nWe only offer the one black knob, but much like keycaps, there is a whole world of compatible knobs you can replace it with. The encoder it is installed onto has a fairly common 1/4\" (6mm) D shaft. On our Discord server, we've seen many build photos of EVO70s with a wide variety of knobs.",
">\n\nI heard horror stories about groupbuys before my first one but David made sure the experience was great. Can't recommend CustomMK enough.\nI hope David gets enough free time as it seems he's answering questions on discord around the clock.\nIt's a 4.99/5 rating for the store and the R1 I have, the 0.01 is lost only cause I can't convert my R1 to an ISO easily :D",
">\n\nI LOVVVEEE my R1 evo70! A great and affordable board. I highly recommend getting in on R2 if you're at all interested!",
">\n\nJust want to shout out custommk, the guy who runs things is super nice and really helpful, helped me add encoders to my VIA file a while ago :)",
">\n\nHave myself a R1 Evo70 and I love it. My most unique board and the community is great (not a big fan of Discord but David runs a good one). Definitely worth checking the R2 out!"
] |
>
I'll upload some photos showing the different in heights later tonight, but the summary is:
High profile switch plates are 6mm thicker than low profile switch plates
FR4 switch plates are only available as low profile, whereas aluminum switch plates are available in low profile and high profile. | [
"David runs a phenomenal group buy. I was a part of the R1 group buy and hang out in the Discord server for support, of which I've received a lot of. Just yesterday I accidentally ordered an extra component of the R2. I reached out via Discord and he had the issue corrected within minutes. \nFor the R1, there was a ton of communication all throughout the process. Every delay or issue, no matter how minor, was communicated and explained. Honestly, 11/10 experience, would recommend.",
">\n\nI was going to mention this too. I was part of the R1 groupbuy and the amount of communication and updates were above and beyond any groupbuys that I were a part of. It was a very inclusive groupbuy, felt very invested the whole time and saw nothing but a labor of love from David the whole time even when bad updates did occur.\nGoing into the groupbuy, you will have zero concern of being ghosted. David is the best and #1 communicator of any kickstarter/group buy I've been part of for over 10 years of doing this.",
">\n\nCan't wait to add this to the family.",
">\n\nNo OCE vendor? :'(",
">\n\nUnfortunately, no. We did reach out to SwitchKeys and DailyClack when seeking out potential vendors in November. We got no response from Switchkeys, but checking my emails it looks like I was actually the one who dropped the ball with DailyClack (they responded to my initial inquiry, but it looks like I somehow missed their response and never follow up with them). My apologies for that; we'll see about bringing them on board in future group buys; it's probably a bit too late to bring them on board for EVO70 R2 now--but I can certainly still ask them if you'd like.",
">\n\nWhop whop, was looking forward to this one!",
">\n\nInterested, but a question, what's the dimensions of the board? My keyboard tray is limited in size so I need to make sure.",
">\n\nThe width is 365.3mm, or 14.38 inches, and the depth is 115.3mm, or 4.54inches.",
">\n\nSo both colors of the 161$ options have that translucent RGB shine though options? This is really tempting.",
">\n\nThat is correct, yes, both colors of the lowest cost options ($161) have translucent RGB underglow shine through.",
">\n\ndoes the knob come in different colors?",
">\n\nWe only offer the one black knob, but much like keycaps, there is a whole world of compatible knobs you can replace it with. The encoder it is installed onto has a fairly common 1/4\" (6mm) D shaft. On our Discord server, we've seen many build photos of EVO70s with a wide variety of knobs.",
">\n\nI heard horror stories about groupbuys before my first one but David made sure the experience was great. Can't recommend CustomMK enough.\nI hope David gets enough free time as it seems he's answering questions on discord around the clock.\nIt's a 4.99/5 rating for the store and the R1 I have, the 0.01 is lost only cause I can't convert my R1 to an ISO easily :D",
">\n\nI LOVVVEEE my R1 evo70! A great and affordable board. I highly recommend getting in on R2 if you're at all interested!",
">\n\nJust want to shout out custommk, the guy who runs things is super nice and really helpful, helped me add encoders to my VIA file a while ago :)",
">\n\nHave myself a R1 Evo70 and I love it. My most unique board and the community is great (not a big fan of Discord but David runs a good one). Definitely worth checking the R2 out!",
">\n\nWhat are the different heights of the options? I notice some marked low profile, some high and some marked neither"
] |
> | [
"David runs a phenomenal group buy. I was a part of the R1 group buy and hang out in the Discord server for support, of which I've received a lot of. Just yesterday I accidentally ordered an extra component of the R2. I reached out via Discord and he had the issue corrected within minutes. \nFor the R1, there was a ton of communication all throughout the process. Every delay or issue, no matter how minor, was communicated and explained. Honestly, 11/10 experience, would recommend.",
">\n\nI was going to mention this too. I was part of the R1 groupbuy and the amount of communication and updates were above and beyond any groupbuys that I were a part of. It was a very inclusive groupbuy, felt very invested the whole time and saw nothing but a labor of love from David the whole time even when bad updates did occur.\nGoing into the groupbuy, you will have zero concern of being ghosted. David is the best and #1 communicator of any kickstarter/group buy I've been part of for over 10 years of doing this.",
">\n\nCan't wait to add this to the family.",
">\n\nNo OCE vendor? :'(",
">\n\nUnfortunately, no. We did reach out to SwitchKeys and DailyClack when seeking out potential vendors in November. We got no response from Switchkeys, but checking my emails it looks like I was actually the one who dropped the ball with DailyClack (they responded to my initial inquiry, but it looks like I somehow missed their response and never follow up with them). My apologies for that; we'll see about bringing them on board in future group buys; it's probably a bit too late to bring them on board for EVO70 R2 now--but I can certainly still ask them if you'd like.",
">\n\nWhop whop, was looking forward to this one!",
">\n\nInterested, but a question, what's the dimensions of the board? My keyboard tray is limited in size so I need to make sure.",
">\n\nThe width is 365.3mm, or 14.38 inches, and the depth is 115.3mm, or 4.54inches.",
">\n\nSo both colors of the 161$ options have that translucent RGB shine though options? This is really tempting.",
">\n\nThat is correct, yes, both colors of the lowest cost options ($161) have translucent RGB underglow shine through.",
">\n\ndoes the knob come in different colors?",
">\n\nWe only offer the one black knob, but much like keycaps, there is a whole world of compatible knobs you can replace it with. The encoder it is installed onto has a fairly common 1/4\" (6mm) D shaft. On our Discord server, we've seen many build photos of EVO70s with a wide variety of knobs.",
">\n\nI heard horror stories about groupbuys before my first one but David made sure the experience was great. Can't recommend CustomMK enough.\nI hope David gets enough free time as it seems he's answering questions on discord around the clock.\nIt's a 4.99/5 rating for the store and the R1 I have, the 0.01 is lost only cause I can't convert my R1 to an ISO easily :D",
">\n\nI LOVVVEEE my R1 evo70! A great and affordable board. I highly recommend getting in on R2 if you're at all interested!",
">\n\nJust want to shout out custommk, the guy who runs things is super nice and really helpful, helped me add encoders to my VIA file a while ago :)",
">\n\nHave myself a R1 Evo70 and I love it. My most unique board and the community is great (not a big fan of Discord but David runs a good one). Definitely worth checking the R2 out!",
">\n\nWhat are the different heights of the options? I notice some marked low profile, some high and some marked neither",
">\n\nI'll upload some photos showing the different in heights later tonight, but the summary is: \n\nHigh profile switch plates are 6mm thicker than low profile switch plates \nFR4 switch plates are only available as low profile, whereas aluminum switch plates are available in low profile and high profile."
] |
A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking | [] |
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Idk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking"
] |
>
I guess induction stoves technically are "electric" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas."
] |
>
Yup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output."
] |
>
Stove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.
Electric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.
Gas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful."
] |
>
But induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control."
] |
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It's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10.
I can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas."
] |
>
Most gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control."
] |
>
Most gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.
Huh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.
With induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do."
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Ive never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety."
] |
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I hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget.
Oh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean.
Oh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful.
I hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later!
Electric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same."
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Flat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves."
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This is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling.
Burnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it."
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Gas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric). | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame."
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Where the hell is electricity $0.34/kWh? Mine recently hit $0.11 and I thought that was expensive. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame.",
">\n\nGas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric)."
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It isn't dollars, it's pounds. £0.34 | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame.",
">\n\nGas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric).",
">\n\nWhere the hell is electricity $0.34/kWh? Mine recently hit $0.11 and I thought that was expensive."
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They're very close in price, but is all of England that expensive? | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame.",
">\n\nGas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric).",
">\n\nWhere the hell is electricity $0.34/kWh? Mine recently hit $0.11 and I thought that was expensive.",
">\n\nIt isn't dollars, it's pounds. £0.34"
] |
>
Gas stoves cook far better, and I don't need electricity to use it. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame.",
">\n\nGas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric).",
">\n\nWhere the hell is electricity $0.34/kWh? Mine recently hit $0.11 and I thought that was expensive.",
">\n\nIt isn't dollars, it's pounds. £0.34",
">\n\nThey're very close in price, but is all of England that expensive?"
] |
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My glass top electric stove is "fine" for cooking. The problem is, that zone is unusable after cooking something. You can't put a pot of food there to serve from since the area stays hot for at least 5 minutes.
If electric stoves are objectively better for cooking, why don't restaurants use them? | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame.",
">\n\nGas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric).",
">\n\nWhere the hell is electricity $0.34/kWh? Mine recently hit $0.11 and I thought that was expensive.",
">\n\nIt isn't dollars, it's pounds. £0.34",
">\n\nThey're very close in price, but is all of England that expensive?",
">\n\nGas stoves cook far better, and I don't need electricity to use it."
] |
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I like my older gas stove for the simple fact that I can use it during a power outage. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame.",
">\n\nGas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric).",
">\n\nWhere the hell is electricity $0.34/kWh? Mine recently hit $0.11 and I thought that was expensive.",
">\n\nIt isn't dollars, it's pounds. £0.34",
">\n\nThey're very close in price, but is all of England that expensive?",
">\n\nGas stoves cook far better, and I don't need electricity to use it.",
">\n\nMy glass top electric stove is \"fine\" for cooking. The problem is, that zone is unusable after cooking something. You can't put a pot of food there to serve from since the area stays hot for at least 5 minutes. \nIf electric stoves are objectively better for cooking, why don't restaurants use them?"
] |
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Have you ever seen a professional kitchen with a glass stove top? I rest my case | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame.",
">\n\nGas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric).",
">\n\nWhere the hell is electricity $0.34/kWh? Mine recently hit $0.11 and I thought that was expensive.",
">\n\nIt isn't dollars, it's pounds. £0.34",
">\n\nThey're very close in price, but is all of England that expensive?",
">\n\nGas stoves cook far better, and I don't need electricity to use it.",
">\n\nMy glass top electric stove is \"fine\" for cooking. The problem is, that zone is unusable after cooking something. You can't put a pot of food there to serve from since the area stays hot for at least 5 minutes. \nIf electric stoves are objectively better for cooking, why don't restaurants use them?",
">\n\nI like my older gas stove for the simple fact that I can use it during a power outage."
] |
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People who do a lot of cooking prefer gas stoves because they can quickly and easily manipulate the heat of their cooking surface. Electric stoves are far too slow to respond.
The average person who eats out more often than the cook in has no reason to need a gas stove. For someone like me who enjoys cooking and cooks probably 90% of my meals, gas is a no-brainer and I would be outraged if the government attempted to ban them. It's my kitchen, in my house, and I should be able to have whatever kind of appliance I want. I should be able to roast peppers with a flame-thrower if I so desire. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame.",
">\n\nGas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric).",
">\n\nWhere the hell is electricity $0.34/kWh? Mine recently hit $0.11 and I thought that was expensive.",
">\n\nIt isn't dollars, it's pounds. £0.34",
">\n\nThey're very close in price, but is all of England that expensive?",
">\n\nGas stoves cook far better, and I don't need electricity to use it.",
">\n\nMy glass top electric stove is \"fine\" for cooking. The problem is, that zone is unusable after cooking something. You can't put a pot of food there to serve from since the area stays hot for at least 5 minutes. \nIf electric stoves are objectively better for cooking, why don't restaurants use them?",
">\n\nI like my older gas stove for the simple fact that I can use it during a power outage.",
">\n\nHave you ever seen a professional kitchen with a glass stove top? I rest my case"
] |
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Modern induction stove tops can change temperature faster than gas. I do a lot of cooking and am perfectly satisfied with electric. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame.",
">\n\nGas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric).",
">\n\nWhere the hell is electricity $0.34/kWh? Mine recently hit $0.11 and I thought that was expensive.",
">\n\nIt isn't dollars, it's pounds. £0.34",
">\n\nThey're very close in price, but is all of England that expensive?",
">\n\nGas stoves cook far better, and I don't need electricity to use it.",
">\n\nMy glass top electric stove is \"fine\" for cooking. The problem is, that zone is unusable after cooking something. You can't put a pot of food there to serve from since the area stays hot for at least 5 minutes. \nIf electric stoves are objectively better for cooking, why don't restaurants use them?",
">\n\nI like my older gas stove for the simple fact that I can use it during a power outage.",
">\n\nHave you ever seen a professional kitchen with a glass stove top? I rest my case",
">\n\nPeople who do a lot of cooking prefer gas stoves because they can quickly and easily manipulate the heat of their cooking surface. Electric stoves are far too slow to respond.\nThe average person who eats out more often than the cook in has no reason to need a gas stove. For someone like me who enjoys cooking and cooks probably 90% of my meals, gas is a no-brainer and I would be outraged if the government attempted to ban them. It's my kitchen, in my house, and I should be able to have whatever kind of appliance I want. I should be able to roast peppers with a flame-thrower if I so desire."
] |
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they are not superior, the are equal with a different distribution of pro's and cons, both cook food. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame.",
">\n\nGas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric).",
">\n\nWhere the hell is electricity $0.34/kWh? Mine recently hit $0.11 and I thought that was expensive.",
">\n\nIt isn't dollars, it's pounds. £0.34",
">\n\nThey're very close in price, but is all of England that expensive?",
">\n\nGas stoves cook far better, and I don't need electricity to use it.",
">\n\nMy glass top electric stove is \"fine\" for cooking. The problem is, that zone is unusable after cooking something. You can't put a pot of food there to serve from since the area stays hot for at least 5 minutes. \nIf electric stoves are objectively better for cooking, why don't restaurants use them?",
">\n\nI like my older gas stove for the simple fact that I can use it during a power outage.",
">\n\nHave you ever seen a professional kitchen with a glass stove top? I rest my case",
">\n\nPeople who do a lot of cooking prefer gas stoves because they can quickly and easily manipulate the heat of their cooking surface. Electric stoves are far too slow to respond.\nThe average person who eats out more often than the cook in has no reason to need a gas stove. For someone like me who enjoys cooking and cooks probably 90% of my meals, gas is a no-brainer and I would be outraged if the government attempted to ban them. It's my kitchen, in my house, and I should be able to have whatever kind of appliance I want. I should be able to roast peppers with a flame-thrower if I so desire.",
">\n\nModern induction stove tops can change temperature faster than gas. I do a lot of cooking and am perfectly satisfied with electric."
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Hahaha if you're totally 100% secure in your electricity supply this might check out but as someone frequently without power, gas is sooooo nifty | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame.",
">\n\nGas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric).",
">\n\nWhere the hell is electricity $0.34/kWh? Mine recently hit $0.11 and I thought that was expensive.",
">\n\nIt isn't dollars, it's pounds. £0.34",
">\n\nThey're very close in price, but is all of England that expensive?",
">\n\nGas stoves cook far better, and I don't need electricity to use it.",
">\n\nMy glass top electric stove is \"fine\" for cooking. The problem is, that zone is unusable after cooking something. You can't put a pot of food there to serve from since the area stays hot for at least 5 minutes. \nIf electric stoves are objectively better for cooking, why don't restaurants use them?",
">\n\nI like my older gas stove for the simple fact that I can use it during a power outage.",
">\n\nHave you ever seen a professional kitchen with a glass stove top? I rest my case",
">\n\nPeople who do a lot of cooking prefer gas stoves because they can quickly and easily manipulate the heat of their cooking surface. Electric stoves are far too slow to respond.\nThe average person who eats out more often than the cook in has no reason to need a gas stove. For someone like me who enjoys cooking and cooks probably 90% of my meals, gas is a no-brainer and I would be outraged if the government attempted to ban them. It's my kitchen, in my house, and I should be able to have whatever kind of appliance I want. I should be able to roast peppers with a flame-thrower if I so desire.",
">\n\nModern induction stove tops can change temperature faster than gas. I do a lot of cooking and am perfectly satisfied with electric.",
">\n\nthey are not superior, the are equal with a different distribution of pro's and cons, both cook food."
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You’re not a cook, are you? You seem like the average consumer falling for marketing gimmicks. Gas is superior in every way except possibly cleaning. But cleaning isn’t the biggest deal when you cook a lot. They heat up better, faster and cool down instantly. With induction stoves you also need certain pots and pans otherwise your stove is a bit paperweight. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame.",
">\n\nGas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric).",
">\n\nWhere the hell is electricity $0.34/kWh? Mine recently hit $0.11 and I thought that was expensive.",
">\n\nIt isn't dollars, it's pounds. £0.34",
">\n\nThey're very close in price, but is all of England that expensive?",
">\n\nGas stoves cook far better, and I don't need electricity to use it.",
">\n\nMy glass top electric stove is \"fine\" for cooking. The problem is, that zone is unusable after cooking something. You can't put a pot of food there to serve from since the area stays hot for at least 5 minutes. \nIf electric stoves are objectively better for cooking, why don't restaurants use them?",
">\n\nI like my older gas stove for the simple fact that I can use it during a power outage.",
">\n\nHave you ever seen a professional kitchen with a glass stove top? I rest my case",
">\n\nPeople who do a lot of cooking prefer gas stoves because they can quickly and easily manipulate the heat of their cooking surface. Electric stoves are far too slow to respond.\nThe average person who eats out more often than the cook in has no reason to need a gas stove. For someone like me who enjoys cooking and cooks probably 90% of my meals, gas is a no-brainer and I would be outraged if the government attempted to ban them. It's my kitchen, in my house, and I should be able to have whatever kind of appliance I want. I should be able to roast peppers with a flame-thrower if I so desire.",
">\n\nModern induction stove tops can change temperature faster than gas. I do a lot of cooking and am perfectly satisfied with electric.",
">\n\nthey are not superior, the are equal with a different distribution of pro's and cons, both cook food.",
">\n\nHahaha if you're totally 100% secure in your electricity supply this might check out but as someone frequently without power, gas is sooooo nifty"
] |
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Takes longer for shit to heat up, can turn off randomly if pan boils over, can't be controlled as easily.
Touch screen buttons are usually pretty wank compared to a mechanical gas stove nob.
In theory is easier to clean as it's glass but you get more burnt on mess and it's glass so needs to be spotless to look nice.
And it has to be clean before you cook as it can effect the induction I find. Gas stoves it doesn't matter at all.
Gas stoves it's a big chunk of metal that is usually black and almost I contact with fire, like your oven it's not a big deal if you don't clean it everyday. And if you have removable hobs and dishwasher just put them in the dishwasher once a week and you are good. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame.",
">\n\nGas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric).",
">\n\nWhere the hell is electricity $0.34/kWh? Mine recently hit $0.11 and I thought that was expensive.",
">\n\nIt isn't dollars, it's pounds. £0.34",
">\n\nThey're very close in price, but is all of England that expensive?",
">\n\nGas stoves cook far better, and I don't need electricity to use it.",
">\n\nMy glass top electric stove is \"fine\" for cooking. The problem is, that zone is unusable after cooking something. You can't put a pot of food there to serve from since the area stays hot for at least 5 minutes. \nIf electric stoves are objectively better for cooking, why don't restaurants use them?",
">\n\nI like my older gas stove for the simple fact that I can use it during a power outage.",
">\n\nHave you ever seen a professional kitchen with a glass stove top? I rest my case",
">\n\nPeople who do a lot of cooking prefer gas stoves because they can quickly and easily manipulate the heat of their cooking surface. Electric stoves are far too slow to respond.\nThe average person who eats out more often than the cook in has no reason to need a gas stove. For someone like me who enjoys cooking and cooks probably 90% of my meals, gas is a no-brainer and I would be outraged if the government attempted to ban them. It's my kitchen, in my house, and I should be able to have whatever kind of appliance I want. I should be able to roast peppers with a flame-thrower if I so desire.",
">\n\nModern induction stove tops can change temperature faster than gas. I do a lot of cooking and am perfectly satisfied with electric.",
">\n\nthey are not superior, the are equal with a different distribution of pro's and cons, both cook food.",
">\n\nHahaha if you're totally 100% secure in your electricity supply this might check out but as someone frequently without power, gas is sooooo nifty",
">\n\nYou’re not a cook, are you? You seem like the average consumer falling for marketing gimmicks. Gas is superior in every way except possibly cleaning. But cleaning isn’t the biggest deal when you cook a lot. They heat up better, faster and cool down instantly. With induction stoves you also need certain pots and pans otherwise your stove is a bit paperweight."
] |
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For what it's worth, I've had coil electric, gas, and now I have induction. By far induction is my least favorite. Sure it's easy to clean, but it's also much more finicky about being clean and I'm always afraid I'm going to smash the glass. I want to get into work cooking but I can't really do that with induction. Even regular pan "flipping" the food just feels too dangerous and I hate it. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame.",
">\n\nGas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric).",
">\n\nWhere the hell is electricity $0.34/kWh? Mine recently hit $0.11 and I thought that was expensive.",
">\n\nIt isn't dollars, it's pounds. £0.34",
">\n\nThey're very close in price, but is all of England that expensive?",
">\n\nGas stoves cook far better, and I don't need electricity to use it.",
">\n\nMy glass top electric stove is \"fine\" for cooking. The problem is, that zone is unusable after cooking something. You can't put a pot of food there to serve from since the area stays hot for at least 5 minutes. \nIf electric stoves are objectively better for cooking, why don't restaurants use them?",
">\n\nI like my older gas stove for the simple fact that I can use it during a power outage.",
">\n\nHave you ever seen a professional kitchen with a glass stove top? I rest my case",
">\n\nPeople who do a lot of cooking prefer gas stoves because they can quickly and easily manipulate the heat of their cooking surface. Electric stoves are far too slow to respond.\nThe average person who eats out more often than the cook in has no reason to need a gas stove. For someone like me who enjoys cooking and cooks probably 90% of my meals, gas is a no-brainer and I would be outraged if the government attempted to ban them. It's my kitchen, in my house, and I should be able to have whatever kind of appliance I want. I should be able to roast peppers with a flame-thrower if I so desire.",
">\n\nModern induction stove tops can change temperature faster than gas. I do a lot of cooking and am perfectly satisfied with electric.",
">\n\nthey are not superior, the are equal with a different distribution of pro's and cons, both cook food.",
">\n\nHahaha if you're totally 100% secure in your electricity supply this might check out but as someone frequently without power, gas is sooooo nifty",
">\n\nYou’re not a cook, are you? You seem like the average consumer falling for marketing gimmicks. Gas is superior in every way except possibly cleaning. But cleaning isn’t the biggest deal when you cook a lot. They heat up better, faster and cool down instantly. With induction stoves you also need certain pots and pans otherwise your stove is a bit paperweight.",
">\n\nTakes longer for shit to heat up, can turn off randomly if pan boils over, can't be controlled as easily. \nTouch screen buttons are usually pretty wank compared to a mechanical gas stove nob. \nIn theory is easier to clean as it's glass but you get more burnt on mess and it's glass so needs to be spotless to look nice. \nAnd it has to be clean before you cook as it can effect the induction I find. Gas stoves it doesn't matter at all. \nGas stoves it's a big chunk of metal that is usually black and almost I contact with fire, like your oven it's not a big deal if you don't clean it everyday. And if you have removable hobs and dishwasher just put them in the dishwasher once a week and you are good."
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So ignoring the glass top, what are your thoughts on induction?
My new house has a glass top electric and it seems like all your issues apply to it, plus all the negatives of the coil electric. It's slow to heat up and cool down. The hotter glass surface means you have to wait awhile to clean it and it burns anything dropped onto it. The coil actually cycles on and off which means it struggles to hold a simmer without burning.
So trying to decide between running a gas line for gas and induction. Also a little worried there's enough ventilation for gas. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame.",
">\n\nGas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric).",
">\n\nWhere the hell is electricity $0.34/kWh? Mine recently hit $0.11 and I thought that was expensive.",
">\n\nIt isn't dollars, it's pounds. £0.34",
">\n\nThey're very close in price, but is all of England that expensive?",
">\n\nGas stoves cook far better, and I don't need electricity to use it.",
">\n\nMy glass top electric stove is \"fine\" for cooking. The problem is, that zone is unusable after cooking something. You can't put a pot of food there to serve from since the area stays hot for at least 5 minutes. \nIf electric stoves are objectively better for cooking, why don't restaurants use them?",
">\n\nI like my older gas stove for the simple fact that I can use it during a power outage.",
">\n\nHave you ever seen a professional kitchen with a glass stove top? I rest my case",
">\n\nPeople who do a lot of cooking prefer gas stoves because they can quickly and easily manipulate the heat of their cooking surface. Electric stoves are far too slow to respond.\nThe average person who eats out more often than the cook in has no reason to need a gas stove. For someone like me who enjoys cooking and cooks probably 90% of my meals, gas is a no-brainer and I would be outraged if the government attempted to ban them. It's my kitchen, in my house, and I should be able to have whatever kind of appliance I want. I should be able to roast peppers with a flame-thrower if I so desire.",
">\n\nModern induction stove tops can change temperature faster than gas. I do a lot of cooking and am perfectly satisfied with electric.",
">\n\nthey are not superior, the are equal with a different distribution of pro's and cons, both cook food.",
">\n\nHahaha if you're totally 100% secure in your electricity supply this might check out but as someone frequently without power, gas is sooooo nifty",
">\n\nYou’re not a cook, are you? You seem like the average consumer falling for marketing gimmicks. Gas is superior in every way except possibly cleaning. But cleaning isn’t the biggest deal when you cook a lot. They heat up better, faster and cool down instantly. With induction stoves you also need certain pots and pans otherwise your stove is a bit paperweight.",
">\n\nTakes longer for shit to heat up, can turn off randomly if pan boils over, can't be controlled as easily. \nTouch screen buttons are usually pretty wank compared to a mechanical gas stove nob. \nIn theory is easier to clean as it's glass but you get more burnt on mess and it's glass so needs to be spotless to look nice. \nAnd it has to be clean before you cook as it can effect the induction I find. Gas stoves it doesn't matter at all. \nGas stoves it's a big chunk of metal that is usually black and almost I contact with fire, like your oven it's not a big deal if you don't clean it everyday. And if you have removable hobs and dishwasher just put them in the dishwasher once a week and you are good.",
">\n\nFor what it's worth, I've had coil electric, gas, and now I have induction. By far induction is my least favorite. Sure it's easy to clean, but it's also much more finicky about being clean and I'm always afraid I'm going to smash the glass. I want to get into work cooking but I can't really do that with induction. Even regular pan \"flipping\" the food just feels too dangerous and I hate it."
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Maybe I don't cook enough, but I didn't notice a significant difference in heating ability. For me the glass top part is just so negative. My old apartment had a gas stove with no fan or hood and ventilation was never an issue. It probably depends a lot in the space and stove specifics. | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame.",
">\n\nGas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric).",
">\n\nWhere the hell is electricity $0.34/kWh? Mine recently hit $0.11 and I thought that was expensive.",
">\n\nIt isn't dollars, it's pounds. £0.34",
">\n\nThey're very close in price, but is all of England that expensive?",
">\n\nGas stoves cook far better, and I don't need electricity to use it.",
">\n\nMy glass top electric stove is \"fine\" for cooking. The problem is, that zone is unusable after cooking something. You can't put a pot of food there to serve from since the area stays hot for at least 5 minutes. \nIf electric stoves are objectively better for cooking, why don't restaurants use them?",
">\n\nI like my older gas stove for the simple fact that I can use it during a power outage.",
">\n\nHave you ever seen a professional kitchen with a glass stove top? I rest my case",
">\n\nPeople who do a lot of cooking prefer gas stoves because they can quickly and easily manipulate the heat of their cooking surface. Electric stoves are far too slow to respond.\nThe average person who eats out more often than the cook in has no reason to need a gas stove. For someone like me who enjoys cooking and cooks probably 90% of my meals, gas is a no-brainer and I would be outraged if the government attempted to ban them. It's my kitchen, in my house, and I should be able to have whatever kind of appliance I want. I should be able to roast peppers with a flame-thrower if I so desire.",
">\n\nModern induction stove tops can change temperature faster than gas. I do a lot of cooking and am perfectly satisfied with electric.",
">\n\nthey are not superior, the are equal with a different distribution of pro's and cons, both cook food.",
">\n\nHahaha if you're totally 100% secure in your electricity supply this might check out but as someone frequently without power, gas is sooooo nifty",
">\n\nYou’re not a cook, are you? You seem like the average consumer falling for marketing gimmicks. Gas is superior in every way except possibly cleaning. But cleaning isn’t the biggest deal when you cook a lot. They heat up better, faster and cool down instantly. With induction stoves you also need certain pots and pans otherwise your stove is a bit paperweight.",
">\n\nTakes longer for shit to heat up, can turn off randomly if pan boils over, can't be controlled as easily. \nTouch screen buttons are usually pretty wank compared to a mechanical gas stove nob. \nIn theory is easier to clean as it's glass but you get more burnt on mess and it's glass so needs to be spotless to look nice. \nAnd it has to be clean before you cook as it can effect the induction I find. Gas stoves it doesn't matter at all. \nGas stoves it's a big chunk of metal that is usually black and almost I contact with fire, like your oven it's not a big deal if you don't clean it everyday. And if you have removable hobs and dishwasher just put them in the dishwasher once a week and you are good.",
">\n\nFor what it's worth, I've had coil electric, gas, and now I have induction. By far induction is my least favorite. Sure it's easy to clean, but it's also much more finicky about being clean and I'm always afraid I'm going to smash the glass. I want to get into work cooking but I can't really do that with induction. Even regular pan \"flipping\" the food just feels too dangerous and I hate it.",
">\n\nSo ignoring the glass top, what are your thoughts on induction?\nMy new house has a glass top electric and it seems like all your issues apply to it, plus all the negatives of the coil electric. It's slow to heat up and cool down. The hotter glass surface means you have to wait awhile to clean it and it burns anything dropped onto it. The coil actually cycles on and off which means it struggles to hold a simmer without burning.\nSo trying to decide between running a gas line for gas and induction. Also a little worried there's enough ventilation for gas."
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Are they more convenient tho? | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame.",
">\n\nGas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric).",
">\n\nWhere the hell is electricity $0.34/kWh? Mine recently hit $0.11 and I thought that was expensive.",
">\n\nIt isn't dollars, it's pounds. £0.34",
">\n\nThey're very close in price, but is all of England that expensive?",
">\n\nGas stoves cook far better, and I don't need electricity to use it.",
">\n\nMy glass top electric stove is \"fine\" for cooking. The problem is, that zone is unusable after cooking something. You can't put a pot of food there to serve from since the area stays hot for at least 5 minutes. \nIf electric stoves are objectively better for cooking, why don't restaurants use them?",
">\n\nI like my older gas stove for the simple fact that I can use it during a power outage.",
">\n\nHave you ever seen a professional kitchen with a glass stove top? I rest my case",
">\n\nPeople who do a lot of cooking prefer gas stoves because they can quickly and easily manipulate the heat of their cooking surface. Electric stoves are far too slow to respond.\nThe average person who eats out more often than the cook in has no reason to need a gas stove. For someone like me who enjoys cooking and cooks probably 90% of my meals, gas is a no-brainer and I would be outraged if the government attempted to ban them. It's my kitchen, in my house, and I should be able to have whatever kind of appliance I want. I should be able to roast peppers with a flame-thrower if I so desire.",
">\n\nModern induction stove tops can change temperature faster than gas. I do a lot of cooking and am perfectly satisfied with electric.",
">\n\nthey are not superior, the are equal with a different distribution of pro's and cons, both cook food.",
">\n\nHahaha if you're totally 100% secure in your electricity supply this might check out but as someone frequently without power, gas is sooooo nifty",
">\n\nYou’re not a cook, are you? You seem like the average consumer falling for marketing gimmicks. Gas is superior in every way except possibly cleaning. But cleaning isn’t the biggest deal when you cook a lot. They heat up better, faster and cool down instantly. With induction stoves you also need certain pots and pans otherwise your stove is a bit paperweight.",
">\n\nTakes longer for shit to heat up, can turn off randomly if pan boils over, can't be controlled as easily. \nTouch screen buttons are usually pretty wank compared to a mechanical gas stove nob. \nIn theory is easier to clean as it's glass but you get more burnt on mess and it's glass so needs to be spotless to look nice. \nAnd it has to be clean before you cook as it can effect the induction I find. Gas stoves it doesn't matter at all. \nGas stoves it's a big chunk of metal that is usually black and almost I contact with fire, like your oven it's not a big deal if you don't clean it everyday. And if you have removable hobs and dishwasher just put them in the dishwasher once a week and you are good.",
">\n\nFor what it's worth, I've had coil electric, gas, and now I have induction. By far induction is my least favorite. Sure it's easy to clean, but it's also much more finicky about being clean and I'm always afraid I'm going to smash the glass. I want to get into work cooking but I can't really do that with induction. Even regular pan \"flipping\" the food just feels too dangerous and I hate it.",
">\n\nSo ignoring the glass top, what are your thoughts on induction?\nMy new house has a glass top electric and it seems like all your issues apply to it, plus all the negatives of the coil electric. It's slow to heat up and cool down. The hotter glass surface means you have to wait awhile to clean it and it burns anything dropped onto it. The coil actually cycles on and off which means it struggles to hold a simmer without burning.\nSo trying to decide between running a gas line for gas and induction. Also a little worried there's enough ventilation for gas.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't cook enough, but I didn't notice a significant difference in heating ability. For me the glass top part is just so negative. My old apartment had a gas stove with no fan or hood and ventilation was never an issue. It probably depends a lot in the space and stove specifics."
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Having just gone from a modern electric stove, to a big gas range, I wholeheartedly disagree with your assessment. I don't think I can even get behind the cleaning argument - a well designed gas stove is easy to clean, the burn-on marks from electric hobs are always difficult to remove and can't be accounted for in the design stage.
There's a reason that if you walk into any kitchen in a professional environment, they will have gas burners - they produce quicker, more consistent results, faster. If you don't cook much, then you could say that an electric stove is likely cheaper to run, and takes up less space. But for their use, the gas wins every time | [
"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame.",
">\n\nGas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric).",
">\n\nWhere the hell is electricity $0.34/kWh? Mine recently hit $0.11 and I thought that was expensive.",
">\n\nIt isn't dollars, it's pounds. £0.34",
">\n\nThey're very close in price, but is all of England that expensive?",
">\n\nGas stoves cook far better, and I don't need electricity to use it.",
">\n\nMy glass top electric stove is \"fine\" for cooking. The problem is, that zone is unusable after cooking something. You can't put a pot of food there to serve from since the area stays hot for at least 5 minutes. \nIf electric stoves are objectively better for cooking, why don't restaurants use them?",
">\n\nI like my older gas stove for the simple fact that I can use it during a power outage.",
">\n\nHave you ever seen a professional kitchen with a glass stove top? I rest my case",
">\n\nPeople who do a lot of cooking prefer gas stoves because they can quickly and easily manipulate the heat of their cooking surface. Electric stoves are far too slow to respond.\nThe average person who eats out more often than the cook in has no reason to need a gas stove. For someone like me who enjoys cooking and cooks probably 90% of my meals, gas is a no-brainer and I would be outraged if the government attempted to ban them. It's my kitchen, in my house, and I should be able to have whatever kind of appliance I want. I should be able to roast peppers with a flame-thrower if I so desire.",
">\n\nModern induction stove tops can change temperature faster than gas. I do a lot of cooking and am perfectly satisfied with electric.",
">\n\nthey are not superior, the are equal with a different distribution of pro's and cons, both cook food.",
">\n\nHahaha if you're totally 100% secure in your electricity supply this might check out but as someone frequently without power, gas is sooooo nifty",
">\n\nYou’re not a cook, are you? You seem like the average consumer falling for marketing gimmicks. Gas is superior in every way except possibly cleaning. But cleaning isn’t the biggest deal when you cook a lot. They heat up better, faster and cool down instantly. With induction stoves you also need certain pots and pans otherwise your stove is a bit paperweight.",
">\n\nTakes longer for shit to heat up, can turn off randomly if pan boils over, can't be controlled as easily. \nTouch screen buttons are usually pretty wank compared to a mechanical gas stove nob. \nIn theory is easier to clean as it's glass but you get more burnt on mess and it's glass so needs to be spotless to look nice. \nAnd it has to be clean before you cook as it can effect the induction I find. Gas stoves it doesn't matter at all. \nGas stoves it's a big chunk of metal that is usually black and almost I contact with fire, like your oven it's not a big deal if you don't clean it everyday. And if you have removable hobs and dishwasher just put them in the dishwasher once a week and you are good.",
">\n\nFor what it's worth, I've had coil electric, gas, and now I have induction. By far induction is my least favorite. Sure it's easy to clean, but it's also much more finicky about being clean and I'm always afraid I'm going to smash the glass. I want to get into work cooking but I can't really do that with induction. Even regular pan \"flipping\" the food just feels too dangerous and I hate it.",
">\n\nSo ignoring the glass top, what are your thoughts on induction?\nMy new house has a glass top electric and it seems like all your issues apply to it, plus all the negatives of the coil electric. It's slow to heat up and cool down. The hotter glass surface means you have to wait awhile to clean it and it burns anything dropped onto it. The coil actually cycles on and off which means it struggles to hold a simmer without burning.\nSo trying to decide between running a gas line for gas and induction. Also a little worried there's enough ventilation for gas.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't cook enough, but I didn't notice a significant difference in heating ability. For me the glass top part is just so negative. My old apartment had a gas stove with no fan or hood and ventilation was never an issue. It probably depends a lot in the space and stove specifics.",
">\n\nAre they more convenient tho?"
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"A good gas stove has much better control over the heat, which is preferable for people who do a lot of cooking",
">\n\nIdk if OP counts induction stoves as electric, but a high end induction stove can have pretty fine temperature control and they can get even hotter than gas.",
">\n\nI guess induction stoves technically are \"electric\" but yeah I was considering induction to be its own category. From what I've heard though induction stoves do beat gas on both control and output.",
">\n\nYup, although gas burners intended for genuine professional kitchen use generally match or sometimes beat induction by a very long way. But anything you're likely to get in a domestic kitchen, induction is most likely to be far, far more powerful.",
">\n\nStove top cooking is about one thing and one thing only: temperature control.\nElectric stoves can't match the temperature control of a gas stove. Period. It's a question of how it's heating - not what. Electric stove coils try to maintain a temperature. Gas stoves maintain a constant output - that does not change. This means - when your electric coils are met with a lower temperature - the coil heats up more to attempt to maintain it. This causes a constant temperature fluctuation that does not exist on gas stoves.\nGas stoves are far superior for cooking because the only thing that matters in cooking (with regards to heat) is control.",
">\n\nBut induction stoves work by a constant output and because the heat is generated directly in the pan they change temperatures quicker than using gas.",
">\n\nIt's variable output. The best you're going to get is a number like 1-10. \nI can bring things to heat on a gas stove. Induction requires that I constantly be adjusting it to slow rise. It's about control.",
">\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10. You can heat things on any stove, you can set an induction stove straight to high if you want,any people do.",
">\n\n\nMost gas stoves also have numbers, something like 1-10.\n\nHuh? I don't think I've ever seen that. Most gas stoves have dials that open release valves. Those aren't staged - it's a slide valve. So I can get 1%, 1.2%, 2.7%, 58.457%, and so on.\nWith induction - I'm restricted to their control output - which by definition has to be staged for safety.",
">\n\nIve never seen that, only 1-10 in the US, but it’s just a representation of the %’s so it’s functionally the same.",
">\n\nI hate my electric stove. If there's ANY drop(s) of water on the bottom of pans/anything, it makes this horrible sound and leaves a lame to clean spot. Wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have to use water to clean dishes. Dry the bottom! I do, but I don't always get every molecule and like the adult male I am, sometimes I forget. \nOh, nice pot of spaghetti ye be cooking, says my evil electric stove. Would be a shame if you stepped away for a smidgen of a moment to defecate and oopsie poopsie, your sgetti' boiled over a tad! Guess I'll just scald all that into the surface and make it a pain to clean. \nOh lawd, and if ANY food bubbles/drips/spills/pops out and onto the hot surface? It's over. Fires of Mordor scorched black and unable to easily clean. It's awful. \nI hate my electric stove. I miss buying dollar store stove cover aluminum things. Metal or water gets on them, my sweet old gas stove would ask. No worries, just leave it and easily clean me later! \nElectric stoves look cool. I enjoy seeing a red hot circle form. Other than that though, total pain in my arsehole. I miss gas stoves.",
">\n\nFlat top glass stoves, it’s too easy to uses as additional counter space to place something down on, either an object, or your own skin, and forget that it was recently used, and therefore end up bringing your skin, or whatever you place on it.",
">\n\nThis is completely true, especially if you accidentally turn wrong one on and step away thinking whatever on pan is frying/ boiling. \nBurnt far too many dishtowels at uni that way. With gas, it’s immediately obvious due to the giant flame.",
">\n\nGas is around a third of the price per kWh than electric (around 10p for gas, v 34p for electric).",
">\n\nWhere the hell is electricity $0.34/kWh? Mine recently hit $0.11 and I thought that was expensive.",
">\n\nIt isn't dollars, it's pounds. £0.34",
">\n\nThey're very close in price, but is all of England that expensive?",
">\n\nGas stoves cook far better, and I don't need electricity to use it.",
">\n\nMy glass top electric stove is \"fine\" for cooking. The problem is, that zone is unusable after cooking something. You can't put a pot of food there to serve from since the area stays hot for at least 5 minutes. \nIf electric stoves are objectively better for cooking, why don't restaurants use them?",
">\n\nI like my older gas stove for the simple fact that I can use it during a power outage.",
">\n\nHave you ever seen a professional kitchen with a glass stove top? I rest my case",
">\n\nPeople who do a lot of cooking prefer gas stoves because they can quickly and easily manipulate the heat of their cooking surface. Electric stoves are far too slow to respond.\nThe average person who eats out more often than the cook in has no reason to need a gas stove. For someone like me who enjoys cooking and cooks probably 90% of my meals, gas is a no-brainer and I would be outraged if the government attempted to ban them. It's my kitchen, in my house, and I should be able to have whatever kind of appliance I want. I should be able to roast peppers with a flame-thrower if I so desire.",
">\n\nModern induction stove tops can change temperature faster than gas. I do a lot of cooking and am perfectly satisfied with electric.",
">\n\nthey are not superior, the are equal with a different distribution of pro's and cons, both cook food.",
">\n\nHahaha if you're totally 100% secure in your electricity supply this might check out but as someone frequently without power, gas is sooooo nifty",
">\n\nYou’re not a cook, are you? You seem like the average consumer falling for marketing gimmicks. Gas is superior in every way except possibly cleaning. But cleaning isn’t the biggest deal when you cook a lot. They heat up better, faster and cool down instantly. With induction stoves you also need certain pots and pans otherwise your stove is a bit paperweight.",
">\n\nTakes longer for shit to heat up, can turn off randomly if pan boils over, can't be controlled as easily. \nTouch screen buttons are usually pretty wank compared to a mechanical gas stove nob. \nIn theory is easier to clean as it's glass but you get more burnt on mess and it's glass so needs to be spotless to look nice. \nAnd it has to be clean before you cook as it can effect the induction I find. Gas stoves it doesn't matter at all. \nGas stoves it's a big chunk of metal that is usually black and almost I contact with fire, like your oven it's not a big deal if you don't clean it everyday. And if you have removable hobs and dishwasher just put them in the dishwasher once a week and you are good.",
">\n\nFor what it's worth, I've had coil electric, gas, and now I have induction. By far induction is my least favorite. Sure it's easy to clean, but it's also much more finicky about being clean and I'm always afraid I'm going to smash the glass. I want to get into work cooking but I can't really do that with induction. Even regular pan \"flipping\" the food just feels too dangerous and I hate it.",
">\n\nSo ignoring the glass top, what are your thoughts on induction?\nMy new house has a glass top electric and it seems like all your issues apply to it, plus all the negatives of the coil electric. It's slow to heat up and cool down. The hotter glass surface means you have to wait awhile to clean it and it burns anything dropped onto it. The coil actually cycles on and off which means it struggles to hold a simmer without burning.\nSo trying to decide between running a gas line for gas and induction. Also a little worried there's enough ventilation for gas.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't cook enough, but I didn't notice a significant difference in heating ability. For me the glass top part is just so negative. My old apartment had a gas stove with no fan or hood and ventilation was never an issue. It probably depends a lot in the space and stove specifics.",
">\n\nAre they more convenient tho?",
">\n\nHaving just gone from a modern electric stove, to a big gas range, I wholeheartedly disagree with your assessment. I don't think I can even get behind the cleaning argument - a well designed gas stove is easy to clean, the burn-on marks from electric hobs are always difficult to remove and can't be accounted for in the design stage.\nThere's a reason that if you walk into any kitchen in a professional environment, they will have gas burners - they produce quicker, more consistent results, faster. If you don't cook much, then you could say that an electric stove is likely cheaper to run, and takes up less space. But for their use, the gas wins every time"
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"In the end, it is just an academic institution that is very good at teaching people critical thinking..."
That's the problem DeSantis and the GOP as a whole has with education. | [] |
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I know a lot of people think DeSantis can beat Biden, but I’m not so sure. I mean he’s literally doing despicable shit in Florida. Do people really want that on a national scale? Are voters that dumb that they’d vote for him cuz he’s young? The dude is a fascist | [
"\"In the end, it is just an academic institution that is very good at teaching people critical thinking...\"\nThat's the problem DeSantis and the GOP as a whole has with education."
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Republicans love what DeSatan is doing. | [
"\"In the end, it is just an academic institution that is very good at teaching people critical thinking...\"\nThat's the problem DeSantis and the GOP as a whole has with education.",
">\n\nI know a lot of people think DeSantis can beat Biden, but I’m not so sure. I mean he’s literally doing despicable shit in Florida. Do people really want that on a national scale? Are voters that dumb that they’d vote for him cuz he’s young? The dude is a fascist"
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No doubt there, but the republican electorate has always been vile. What about independents? | [
"\"In the end, it is just an academic institution that is very good at teaching people critical thinking...\"\nThat's the problem DeSantis and the GOP as a whole has with education.",
">\n\nI know a lot of people think DeSantis can beat Biden, but I’m not so sure. I mean he’s literally doing despicable shit in Florida. Do people really want that on a national scale? Are voters that dumb that they’d vote for him cuz he’s young? The dude is a fascist",
">\n\nRepublicans love what DeSatan is doing."
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Exactly this, people are horrible with numbers and overestimate how partisan politics work for the Republicans. They're consistently barely holding on.
You need about 5% of independents or about 2% of the electorate to say... Desantis is a pretty bad guy I'll vote for the democrats. People act like the Democrats need a 18 point swing out of the Republican camp to win the country back or something.
Desantis is basically protected by conservative media right now in his little deep south shithole (where his policies keep failing in court). Having had to govern is a huge disadvantage as trump could talk bad politics in theory but desantis has to show his in practice. | [
"\"In the end, it is just an academic institution that is very good at teaching people critical thinking...\"\nThat's the problem DeSantis and the GOP as a whole has with education.",
">\n\nI know a lot of people think DeSantis can beat Biden, but I’m not so sure. I mean he’s literally doing despicable shit in Florida. Do people really want that on a national scale? Are voters that dumb that they’d vote for him cuz he’s young? The dude is a fascist",
">\n\nRepublicans love what DeSatan is doing.",
">\n\nNo doubt there, but the republican electorate has always been vile. What about independents?"
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