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[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\"." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. ." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority", ">\n\nThis guy is a moral black hole." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority", ">\n\nThis guy is a moral black hole.", ">\n\nThis just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That the Republicans are letting this dude sit on committees is a new low. The warning signs are there in great number it appears: he’s a lying dog who has no place in politics. Or does he? A sad sign of the times…" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority", ">\n\nThis guy is a moral black hole.", ">\n\nThis just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That the Republicans are letting this dude sit on committees is a new low. The warning signs are there in great number it appears: he’s a lying dog who has no place in politics. Or does he? A sad sign of the times…", ">\n\nThese people are true scum, all of them" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority", ">\n\nThis guy is a moral black hole.", ">\n\nThis just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That the Republicans are letting this dude sit on committees is a new low. The warning signs are there in great number it appears: he’s a lying dog who has no place in politics. Or does he? A sad sign of the times…", ">\n\nThese people are true scum, all of them", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if they have no bottom to hit. They can always find a new low and still get elected" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority", ">\n\nThis guy is a moral black hole.", ">\n\nThis just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That the Republicans are letting this dude sit on committees is a new low. The warning signs are there in great number it appears: he’s a lying dog who has no place in politics. Or does he? A sad sign of the times…", ">\n\nThese people are true scum, all of them", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if they have no bottom to hit. They can always find a new low and still get elected", ">\n\nhe does his crooked party proud." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority", ">\n\nThis guy is a moral black hole.", ">\n\nThis just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That the Republicans are letting this dude sit on committees is a new low. The warning signs are there in great number it appears: he’s a lying dog who has no place in politics. Or does he? A sad sign of the times…", ">\n\nThese people are true scum, all of them", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if they have no bottom to hit. They can always find a new low and still get elected", ">\n\nhe does his crooked party proud.", ">\n\nPOS grifter supported by McCarthy." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority", ">\n\nThis guy is a moral black hole.", ">\n\nThis just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That the Republicans are letting this dude sit on committees is a new low. The warning signs are there in great number it appears: he’s a lying dog who has no place in politics. Or does he? A sad sign of the times…", ">\n\nThese people are true scum, all of them", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if they have no bottom to hit. They can always find a new low and still get elected", ">\n\nhe does his crooked party proud.", ">\n\nPOS grifter supported by McCarthy.", ">\n\nHow very republican of him." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority", ">\n\nThis guy is a moral black hole.", ">\n\nThis just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That the Republicans are letting this dude sit on committees is a new low. The warning signs are there in great number it appears: he’s a lying dog who has no place in politics. Or does he? A sad sign of the times…", ">\n\nThese people are true scum, all of them", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if they have no bottom to hit. They can always find a new low and still get elected", ">\n\nhe does his crooked party proud.", ">\n\nPOS grifter supported by McCarthy.", ">\n\nHow very republican of him.", ">\n\nHe should run for President against Mr. Spray-Tan Alpha Moron and then we can see who will out lie each other." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority", ">\n\nThis guy is a moral black hole.", ">\n\nThis just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That the Republicans are letting this dude sit on committees is a new low. The warning signs are there in great number it appears: he’s a lying dog who has no place in politics. Or does he? A sad sign of the times…", ">\n\nThese people are true scum, all of them", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if they have no bottom to hit. They can always find a new low and still get elected", ">\n\nhe does his crooked party proud.", ">\n\nPOS grifter supported by McCarthy.", ">\n\nHow very republican of him.", ">\n\nHe should run for President against Mr. Spray-Tan Alpha Moron and then we can see who will out lie each other.", ">\n\nHe just needs to somehow get on Putins payroll and he’ll be qualified for potus. As per the standards of this great nation…" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority", ">\n\nThis guy is a moral black hole.", ">\n\nThis just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That the Republicans are letting this dude sit on committees is a new low. The warning signs are there in great number it appears: he’s a lying dog who has no place in politics. Or does he? A sad sign of the times…", ">\n\nThese people are true scum, all of them", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if they have no bottom to hit. They can always find a new low and still get elected", ">\n\nhe does his crooked party proud.", ">\n\nPOS grifter supported by McCarthy.", ">\n\nHow very republican of him.", ">\n\nHe should run for President against Mr. Spray-Tan Alpha Moron and then we can see who will out lie each other.", ">\n\nHe just needs to somehow get on Putins payroll and he’ll be qualified for potus. As per the standards of this great nation…", ">\n\nI'm eager to read stories about his high school years; I bet there are some classmates who can tell of his early exploits." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority", ">\n\nThis guy is a moral black hole.", ">\n\nThis just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That the Republicans are letting this dude sit on committees is a new low. The warning signs are there in great number it appears: he’s a lying dog who has no place in politics. Or does he? A sad sign of the times…", ">\n\nThese people are true scum, all of them", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if they have no bottom to hit. They can always find a new low and still get elected", ">\n\nhe does his crooked party proud.", ">\n\nPOS grifter supported by McCarthy.", ">\n\nHow very republican of him.", ">\n\nHe should run for President against Mr. Spray-Tan Alpha Moron and then we can see who will out lie each other.", ">\n\nHe just needs to somehow get on Putins payroll and he’ll be qualified for potus. As per the standards of this great nation…", ">\n\nI'm eager to read stories about his high school years; I bet there are some classmates who can tell of his early exploits.", ">\n\n... is this guy trying to set a world record for most garbage human alive or something?" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority", ">\n\nThis guy is a moral black hole.", ">\n\nThis just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That the Republicans are letting this dude sit on committees is a new low. The warning signs are there in great number it appears: he’s a lying dog who has no place in politics. Or does he? A sad sign of the times…", ">\n\nThese people are true scum, all of them", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if they have no bottom to hit. They can always find a new low and still get elected", ">\n\nhe does his crooked party proud.", ">\n\nPOS grifter supported by McCarthy.", ">\n\nHow very republican of him.", ">\n\nHe should run for President against Mr. Spray-Tan Alpha Moron and then we can see who will out lie each other.", ">\n\nHe just needs to somehow get on Putins payroll and he’ll be qualified for potus. As per the standards of this great nation…", ">\n\nI'm eager to read stories about his high school years; I bet there are some classmates who can tell of his early exploits.", ">\n\n... is this guy trying to set a world record for most garbage human alive or something?", ">\n\nAnd yet, he was just given committee assignments by the GOP…" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority", ">\n\nThis guy is a moral black hole.", ">\n\nThis just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That the Republicans are letting this dude sit on committees is a new low. The warning signs are there in great number it appears: he’s a lying dog who has no place in politics. Or does he? A sad sign of the times…", ">\n\nThese people are true scum, all of them", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if they have no bottom to hit. They can always find a new low and still get elected", ">\n\nhe does his crooked party proud.", ">\n\nPOS grifter supported by McCarthy.", ">\n\nHow very republican of him.", ">\n\nHe should run for President against Mr. Spray-Tan Alpha Moron and then we can see who will out lie each other.", ">\n\nHe just needs to somehow get on Putins payroll and he’ll be qualified for potus. As per the standards of this great nation…", ">\n\nI'm eager to read stories about his high school years; I bet there are some classmates who can tell of his early exploits.", ">\n\n... is this guy trying to set a world record for most garbage human alive or something?", ">\n\nAnd yet, he was just given committee assignments by the GOP…", ">\n\nEvery fuckin’ day, something new about this guy." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority", ">\n\nThis guy is a moral black hole.", ">\n\nThis just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That the Republicans are letting this dude sit on committees is a new low. The warning signs are there in great number it appears: he’s a lying dog who has no place in politics. Or does he? A sad sign of the times…", ">\n\nThese people are true scum, all of them", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if they have no bottom to hit. They can always find a new low and still get elected", ">\n\nhe does his crooked party proud.", ">\n\nPOS grifter supported by McCarthy.", ">\n\nHow very republican of him.", ">\n\nHe should run for President against Mr. Spray-Tan Alpha Moron and then we can see who will out lie each other.", ">\n\nHe just needs to somehow get on Putins payroll and he’ll be qualified for potus. As per the standards of this great nation…", ">\n\nI'm eager to read stories about his high school years; I bet there are some classmates who can tell of his early exploits.", ">\n\n... is this guy trying to set a world record for most garbage human alive or something?", ">\n\nAnd yet, he was just given committee assignments by the GOP…", ">\n\nEvery fuckin’ day, something new about this guy.", ">\n\nHis real name isn’t even George Santos!" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority", ">\n\nThis guy is a moral black hole.", ">\n\nThis just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That the Republicans are letting this dude sit on committees is a new low. The warning signs are there in great number it appears: he’s a lying dog who has no place in politics. Or does he? A sad sign of the times…", ">\n\nThese people are true scum, all of them", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if they have no bottom to hit. They can always find a new low and still get elected", ">\n\nhe does his crooked party proud.", ">\n\nPOS grifter supported by McCarthy.", ">\n\nHow very republican of him.", ">\n\nHe should run for President against Mr. Spray-Tan Alpha Moron and then we can see who will out lie each other.", ">\n\nHe just needs to somehow get on Putins payroll and he’ll be qualified for potus. As per the standards of this great nation…", ">\n\nI'm eager to read stories about his high school years; I bet there are some classmates who can tell of his early exploits.", ">\n\n... is this guy trying to set a world record for most garbage human alive or something?", ">\n\nAnd yet, he was just given committee assignments by the GOP…", ">\n\nEvery fuckin’ day, something new about this guy.", ">\n\nHis real name isn’t even George Santos!", ">\n\nOn brand for the party!😉" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority", ">\n\nThis guy is a moral black hole.", ">\n\nThis just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That the Republicans are letting this dude sit on committees is a new low. The warning signs are there in great number it appears: he’s a lying dog who has no place in politics. Or does he? A sad sign of the times…", ">\n\nThese people are true scum, all of them", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if they have no bottom to hit. They can always find a new low and still get elected", ">\n\nhe does his crooked party proud.", ">\n\nPOS grifter supported by McCarthy.", ">\n\nHow very republican of him.", ">\n\nHe should run for President against Mr. Spray-Tan Alpha Moron and then we can see who will out lie each other.", ">\n\nHe just needs to somehow get on Putins payroll and he’ll be qualified for potus. As per the standards of this great nation…", ">\n\nI'm eager to read stories about his high school years; I bet there are some classmates who can tell of his early exploits.", ">\n\n... is this guy trying to set a world record for most garbage human alive or something?", ">\n\nAnd yet, he was just given committee assignments by the GOP…", ">\n\nEvery fuckin’ day, something new about this guy.", ">\n\nHis real name isn’t even George Santos!", ">\n\nOn brand for the party!😉", ">\n\nNow that's some small scale crime, he needs to up his game he's a republican in Congress now." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority", ">\n\nThis guy is a moral black hole.", ">\n\nThis just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That the Republicans are letting this dude sit on committees is a new low. The warning signs are there in great number it appears: he’s a lying dog who has no place in politics. Or does he? A sad sign of the times…", ">\n\nThese people are true scum, all of them", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if they have no bottom to hit. They can always find a new low and still get elected", ">\n\nhe does his crooked party proud.", ">\n\nPOS grifter supported by McCarthy.", ">\n\nHow very republican of him.", ">\n\nHe should run for President against Mr. Spray-Tan Alpha Moron and then we can see who will out lie each other.", ">\n\nHe just needs to somehow get on Putins payroll and he’ll be qualified for potus. As per the standards of this great nation…", ">\n\nI'm eager to read stories about his high school years; I bet there are some classmates who can tell of his early exploits.", ">\n\n... is this guy trying to set a world record for most garbage human alive or something?", ">\n\nAnd yet, he was just given committee assignments by the GOP…", ">\n\nEvery fuckin’ day, something new about this guy.", ">\n\nHis real name isn’t even George Santos!", ">\n\nOn brand for the party!😉", ">\n\nNow that's some small scale crime, he needs to up his game he's a republican in Congress now.", ">\n\nNews: \"george santos, or whatever his name is, slapped every gop congressperson's mother in the face at church today...\"\nGop congresspeople: \"now let's not rush to judgement\"" ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority", ">\n\nThis guy is a moral black hole.", ">\n\nThis just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That the Republicans are letting this dude sit on committees is a new low. The warning signs are there in great number it appears: he’s a lying dog who has no place in politics. Or does he? A sad sign of the times…", ">\n\nThese people are true scum, all of them", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if they have no bottom to hit. They can always find a new low and still get elected", ">\n\nhe does his crooked party proud.", ">\n\nPOS grifter supported by McCarthy.", ">\n\nHow very republican of him.", ">\n\nHe should run for President against Mr. Spray-Tan Alpha Moron and then we can see who will out lie each other.", ">\n\nHe just needs to somehow get on Putins payroll and he’ll be qualified for potus. As per the standards of this great nation…", ">\n\nI'm eager to read stories about his high school years; I bet there are some classmates who can tell of his early exploits.", ">\n\n... is this guy trying to set a world record for most garbage human alive or something?", ">\n\nAnd yet, he was just given committee assignments by the GOP…", ">\n\nEvery fuckin’ day, something new about this guy.", ">\n\nHis real name isn’t even George Santos!", ">\n\nOn brand for the party!😉", ">\n\nNow that's some small scale crime, he needs to up his game he's a republican in Congress now.", ">\n\nNews: \"george santos, or whatever his name is, slapped every gop congressperson's mother in the face at church today...\"\nGop congresspeople: \"now let's not rush to judgement\"", ">\n\nDo you want a defamation suit? Because this is how you get a defamation suit." ]

[ "In other news, McCarthy awarded George Santos for his loyalty to the GOP by giving him seats on the Science and Small Business committees. \n\nSantos will not, however, be assigned to the Ethics Committee, member Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) told CNN with a chuckle Tuesday.\n\nGlad they can laugh about a guy that stole money from a US veteran's dying dog.\n​\nEdit:\nThe hits just keep on coming. This guy is a real piece of work.\nSantos used fake Jewish name on GoFundMe because he thought 'Jews would give more' to him, says his former roommate.", ">\n\nThey elected a guy to be president who stole from a children's cancer charity, so why should this matter to them?", ">\n\nThis whole scenario reads like a goddamn Parks and Rec script. On one hand, fuck Trump. On the other, I kinda love it for how downright bizarre it is, and for the fact that nobody got hurt for once (which is usually a common theme in Trump stories).", ">\n\ni'm guessing Trump saw the developer as a competitor and pulled a fast one. Honestly it's hilarious. I mean Trump sucks 100% but this", ">\n\nI kinda think he just saw an opportunity to sit his ass in front of a camera and went for it. No plan, no thinking through it. Just stimulus -> response. The sheer brazenness of it might be admirable if it were literally anyone else.", ">\n\nFull Text:\n\nA U.S. Navy veteran in New Jersey seeking to save his beloved service dog from a life-threatening stomach tumor was connected with a man who called himself “Anthony Devolder,” who promised to raise the $3,000 required to pay for the animal’s surgery. In fact, Devolder was future New York Rep. \nGeorge Santos, and he quickly disappeared from the veteran’s life—with all the money he’d raised for the dog, according to a Tuesday report from Patch. The 47-year-old veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the New York outlet that Santos had closed the GoFundMe in 2016 after they fulfilled their fundraising goal “and then some.” \nMichael Boll, the president of the New Jersey Veterans Network, confirmed the account, saying he attempted to mediate the situation, but that Santos had been “totally uncooperative on the phone.” \nThough the GoFundMe page was deleted and The Daily Beast could find no archival record of it, contemporaneous Facebook posts written by Osthoff mention “Anthony Devolder,” a name by which many people, including Santos’ former roommates, knew him before he entered politics. \nThe dog, Sapphire, died in 2017. Osthoff, who had been out of work for over a year, later turned to panhandling to afford the animal’s euthanasia and cremation—“one of the most degrading things I ever had to do,” he said.", ">\n\nOk there is a huge problem here:\nWhy didn’t ANY of this come out during the campaign? WTF is going on in New York? Are democrats really THIS incompetent? Like we know the Republicans don’t have a bottom to their depravity, but the Democrats offer America apparently a -5 defense?", ">\n\nIf heads weren't going to roll after losing all those seats, they have to after this. I saw some of the big NY Republicans refused to even endorse Santos, how that didn't raise flags I don't know.\nOpposition research is especially powerful in states like New York, because voters will actually vote for the other guy with enough scandal, not like in say Georgia where Hershel Walker's scandals barely moved the needle at all.", ">\n\nWho is in charge of the NY Democratic Party?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos. In fact, I believe he started the NY Democratic Party", ">\n\nIf this is true it is actionable. Starting a GFM fundraiser and keeping the money is illegal. Prosecute this dipshit.", ">\n\nhopefully there's still proof available thru gofundme.", ">\n\nAnyone who donated probably has the email receipt from their donation", ">\n\nThats illegal and morally repugnant. \nThe gop finds it endearing.", ">\n\nAnd here I thought Gaetz, Gosar, Gym Jordan, Greene, and Boebert, were the bottom of the GOP barrel.", ">\n\nThere is no bottom of the barrel. If they keep going this way, they'll run a white supremacist with a swastika tattooed on his forehead who openly calls for killing in Jews/LGBTQ/etc and the GOP will claim that he's just expressing an \"alternative view that the liberals want to cancel.\"", ">\n\nFollowed by saying he has some nonspecific good ideas that we should be listening to (he has never expressed any other ideas), that we need to 'fight to save this country', 'put an end to woke', and other similar weasel-word versions of 'kill the libs'.", ">\n\n“I’ll grift you and your little dog too!”", ">\n\nWhy did I read this with a voice of a witch.", ">\n\nBecause it’s from the Wizard of Oz probably", ">\n\nThat is the most moustache-twirling-cartoon-villain thing I've ever heard.", ">\n\nI would love to see people from the far right to some people on r/conservative defend this", ">\n\nI don't even want to try to imagine what kinda shit they'd come up with", ">\n\n\"That dog was going to die anyway, it's better that the money be used to elect someone who will support our troops an- *massive fart noise*\"", ">\n\nThat sounds about right", ">\n\nAt one point, Santos - who was then going by the name Anthony Devolder - told the dog's owner - a disabled, homeless veteran - that he was not allowed to go with the dog to vet appointments, because \"we transports animals in need not needy owners.\"\nAt first, I thought Santos was probably just a guy who told a bunch of lies to get himself going in politics, was surprised by how easy it ended up being, and got in way over his head. Now it's becoming clear he's a world-class scumbag and grifter, and I'm not sure we've learned the half of his real story.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm questioning what his real name is. We've heard George Santos, Anthony Devolder and a few other aliases. What's his actual real name?", ">\n\nIsn't this the part where Republicans ask to see the long-form birth certificate?", ">\n\nNo no that's only for \"the blacks\" and/or democrats\n/s... Kind of?", ">\n\nRepublicans.", ">\n\nIf this kind of news keeps up he's gonna be Trump's VP pick. Sorry, Marge!", ">\n\nI think there would be too much competition:\nNo one has ever been treated worse than me, Obama spied on me and the FBI raided my retirement home!\nNo, no one has been treated worse than me! My mom died on 9/11 and I lost both my knees winning volleyball.", ">\n\n\"Obama spied on my through my microwave!!!\" \n​\n\"Yeah well you know what? Obama had my underwear mic'd up!\"", ">\n\nI'm low key awestruck by the absolute chutzpah it takes to live that life and think running for Congress is the next good idea. (Or maybe he was buoyed along by Putin as another corrosive force on American governance).\nNot awestruck in a good way, mind you.", ">\n\nRunning for Congress as a Republican*\nSeriously makes me believe I could do it and just lie my way to office with an R next to my name", ">\n\nThis guy is a scum bag. I'll be so happy watching U.S. marshals cuff this guy and stuff him onto a jet headed for Brazil.", ">\n\nMitt Romney: Now go easy on him for this one.", ">\n\nSusan Collins thinks he has learned his lesson.", ">\n\nI know my brow is forrowed.", ">\n\nWhen will Jon Lovitz sue for copyright infringement?", ">\n\nHe's the big version of Little Marco Rubio.", ">\n\nThat would cause any democratic politician to resign and never serve in politics again but for the republican representative we currently think is named George Santos it doesn't even crack the top 10", ">\n\nBetween Trump hating dogs, Romney trying the dog to the roof, and now Santos stealing from a dying dog’s go-fund-me, it's time to ask what the GOP has against puppies.", ">\n\nthe grift that keeps on grifting.", ">\n\nI gotta be honest, I’m actually impressed by the sheer number of lies this guy got away with for so long. It’s kind of fun to think that you can just start making shit up about your life and people will just believe you. Like, did you guys know that I climbed Mt Everest and Kilimanjaro on the same weekend? I also rescued a school bus full of children after they plummeted off of a bridge. I also had a penis reduction surgery because the doctor told me I would never be able to impregnate a women given the length of my penis because the sperm just wouldn’t even make it to the tip.", ">\n\nWow that last part was r/oddlyspecific", ">\n\nThis man is comically corrupt.", ">\n\nTed Cruz is gonna have to up his game if he wants to keep his slime relevant.", ">\n\nSomehow every day they find something worse than the day before. We're going to be able to make a \"What horrible thing did we find out George Santos did on this day last year\" calendar.", ">\n\nReminds me of another popular Republican, somehow...", ">\n\nMost worthless POS, lying sack of sh!t, sick bastard!", ">\n\nHe's still not the worst Republican", ">\n\nI saw the texts of this earlier on Reddit and was trying to find out if it was legit. C'mon dude...", ">\n\nNot gunna lie, the title sounds so batshit that it feels onion level of batshittery, even with all the batshit stories coming out about him.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a joke. He hasn't a once of integrity, let alone any pride or dignity. He thinks his job is there for the taking and how he got there is inconsequential. The message to lie about every aspect of your life and steal what you need in order to get what you want, should be alarming and pathetic to everyone. But, it's just one more message coming from the Republicans these days that will harm them in the end. His presence drags them all down. They have absolutely no foresight whatsoever and the foreshadowing from the midterms seems to have escaped them. I think GS's constituents are ticked and feel duped by him. I hope that they boo his ass off every stage, out of every venue and every public place he goes into. He sucks.", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if this guy swiped the cash box of a Girl Scout selling cookies in front of a grocery store.", ">\n\nI believe the original story is here", ">\n\nStealing from a dying puppy??? Not even Mr Burns is this bad!", ">\n\nThat’s a good comparison", ">\n\nThis feels like we're into Mad Libs territory about the kinds of things he's either done or lied about.", ">\n\nOk so when does Ashton Kutcher jump out from behind a bush or something", ">\n\n“Only $3,000 from a vet’s fundraiser? Those are rookie numbers!” -Donald Trump", ">\n\nJust when you think you've reached the bottom of the Republlican shit barrel, one of them steps up and smugly says, \"Hold my beer! We can go lower.\"", ">\n\nHow low the “conservatives” get, but Al Franken had to resign.", ">\n\nHe'll, at this rate, Santos/Devolder/Anonymous might just wind up being the MAGA pick for POTUS In 2024!", ">\n\nOk ok ok...I thought he was repulsive, but this? This is personal.", ">\n\nMeanwhile, McCarthy has awarded Santos with a committee position.", ">\n\nSantos is the grift that just keeps on taking..", ">\n\nDo we even know if \"Santos\" is his real name??? 🥴", ">\n\nWell that seems kinda strange coming from someone who was able to loan his own campaign 750 grand. I’m starting to think this guy might be hiding some skeletons in his closet.", ">\n\nThis is unbelievable. From lying about his name to double knee replacements to stealing from a vets service dog fund. Where does it end with this clown? GOP should be proud of this one!", ">\n\nRepublicans won’t give a fuck, nor will they demand his resignation. They’re completely devoid of ethics, integrity, or any level of shame.", ">\n\nEvery single day brings a new crime or lie from this shitgoblin. \nI guarantee no one knows his real name.", ">\n\nHis life is like a game of Limbo, “how low can he go?”. 🤦‍♀️", ">\n\nThis could really ~~destroy his career~~ get him elected president", ">\n\nThe G.Q.P, \"This is the way\".", ">\n\nTomorrow's news: John Cena visit to St. Jude Hospital canceled after wrestler run over by George Santos fleeing the scene of stealing candy from a baby.", ">\n\nMore should be made of this.\nFuck over people and many voters will be like \"meh.\"\nFuck over dogs and people will want your head.\nAsk puppy killer Mehmet Oz", ">\n\nHow is this even real?", ">\n\nAnd the republicans just put this dude on a bunch of committees?!", ">\n\nTwo in fact.", ">\n\nr/Iamatotalpieceofshit", ">\n\nJesus Christ. This dude is a total pice of shit! Everyday something comes out about this POS that tops the previous days BS.", ">\n\nI hope republicans keep filling their ranks with brainless lying scumbags. The Dems can keep getting the easy wins..", ">\n\nThat only works when the voters bother to pay attention. The voters of NY3 obviously didn’t care or couldn’t be bothered to care. There was enough info on this fuck out there before the election in the local paper and his opponent tried to raise this shit up in the debate between them, but was ignored. This is entirely the voters of NY3 fault. ALL THIER FAULT. They deserve the scorn and ridicule for this.", ">\n\nHe's like a perfect Republican. His entire past is a lie and he steals from EVERYBODY, including other Republicans.", ">\n\n”Well, I used to be disgusted/But now I try to be amused…”", ">\n\nI can't stop laughing!\nHe is a caricature of a caricature OF A CARICATURE! unreal!", ">\n\nand for that he Lands 2 House Committees: Small Business and Science", ">\n\nAmateur hour. \nTrump “misused” 2.8 million in donations to veterans. Ordered to pay 2 million in fines. \nNot a bad deal for his foundation. Bad deal for vets.", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage?", ">\n\nI never say things like this, but he stole from a service dog fundraiser???? You heartless bastard.", ">\n\nOMG, I thought the title was as bad as it gets, and then it somehow got WORSE: I realized \"vet\" meant \"veteran,\" not \"veterinarian\".", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a regular republican. He lied to get elected, he is corrupt, and he doesn't care about the people who elected him.\nElizabeth Warren is a regular Democrat. She lied to get elected, she is corrupt, and she doesn't care about the people who elected her.\nI could list almost elected official. They have rules for thee, but not for me.\nWake up. Register third party. Otherwise it's gonna always be, \"My guy wasn't quite as bad as your guy\"", ">\n\nI'm really sick of reading headlines about George Santos.", ">\n\nWell then he should be speaker of the house.", ">\n\nSo, he’s also an evangelical?", ">\n\nThis guy is going to be the next GOP presidential candidate …", ">\n\nHe has stolen everything he's ever had. Except maybe the Russian 800k; that was a gift.", ">\n\nThat is low, really low!", ">\n\nOmg I think I live in the Arrested Development Cinematic Universe. Wow.", ">\n\nawful person", ">\n\nOf course he did.", ">\n\nHow does this guy get worse by the day?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is like the opposite of those old Chuck Norris lines...but real.", ">\n\nPaging John Wick", ">\n\nAt this point “George Santos fill in the blank” and I wouldn’t be surprised.", ">\n\nThis level of comedy even SNL couldn't think of. .", ">\n\nWhen I see this guy's pics, the Benny Hill music just starts playing in my head", ">\n\nConstituents that voted for him: “It’s smart business sweaty!”", ">\n\nWe are now traveling miles underground from the bottom of the barrel.", ">\n\nMcCarthy is spot on: He IS a perfect match for their party.", ">\n\nI'm sure that $700k is totally legit.", ">\n\nThis dude is a straight up sociopath.", ">\n\nStelio, Stelio Santos. Stelio, Stelio Santos. He also worked at Kinkos /s\nSorry for another American Dad reference. I’m trying to find humor instead of the poisonous rage this grifter creates.", ">\n\nWell one thing for sure is that McCarthey sold his soul to the devil (Trump) a long time ago. He has lusted for power and authority his whole dreadful disgusting life.\nSantos is just one of his evil students.\nThe end justifies the means to the RepubliCons.\nThey have no shame!", ">\n\nThe more you know about George Santos, the more you hate the lying, grifting, Ponzi scheming thief. There’s literally nothing about they guy that’s positive. WTF was wrong with the people of NY?", ">\n\nSo he’s done nearly everything awful a person can do. And he won’t have consequences?", ">\n\nI’ll start a fundraiser to punch Santos in the nose", ">\n\nI'm trying to figure out if we're being trolled here, or what. Like, did the GOP manufacture this piece of shit in a lab just to prove a point that they can get ANYONE elected as long as they're an (R)?", ">\n\nAnd this is just what we can find out. If in the next days we learn about murders and serial killer shit, I would not be surprised in the least.", ">\n\nMan this guy is a piece of work. Just looking at him, you can tell there’s something odd about him. I can see him being featured in a documentary down the road.", ">\n\nA real piece of work", ">\n\nr/nottheonion", ">\n\nIf Pablo Escobar’s ghost run as a republican, he would get a majority", ">\n\nThis guy is a moral black hole.", ">\n\nThis just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That the Republicans are letting this dude sit on committees is a new low. The warning signs are there in great number it appears: he’s a lying dog who has no place in politics. Or does he? A sad sign of the times…", ">\n\nThese people are true scum, all of them", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if they have no bottom to hit. They can always find a new low and still get elected", ">\n\nhe does his crooked party proud.", ">\n\nPOS grifter supported by McCarthy.", ">\n\nHow very republican of him.", ">\n\nHe should run for President against Mr. Spray-Tan Alpha Moron and then we can see who will out lie each other.", ">\n\nHe just needs to somehow get on Putins payroll and he’ll be qualified for potus. As per the standards of this great nation…", ">\n\nI'm eager to read stories about his high school years; I bet there are some classmates who can tell of his early exploits.", ">\n\n... is this guy trying to set a world record for most garbage human alive or something?", ">\n\nAnd yet, he was just given committee assignments by the GOP…", ">\n\nEvery fuckin’ day, something new about this guy.", ">\n\nHis real name isn’t even George Santos!", ">\n\nOn brand for the party!😉", ">\n\nNow that's some small scale crime, he needs to up his game he's a republican in Congress now.", ">\n\nNews: \"george santos, or whatever his name is, slapped every gop congressperson's mother in the face at church today...\"\nGop congresspeople: \"now let's not rush to judgement\"", ">\n\nDo you want a defamation suit? Because this is how you get a defamation suit.", ">\n\nHe has to prove it's not true dude." ]

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[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass." ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance" ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both" ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out." ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip" ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up." ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\"." ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse." ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?" ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight." ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?" ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom." ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century" ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good" ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)" ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)", ">\n\nYou haven’t even brought up Geoffrey! Sure, he’s single but there’s gotta be a bachelor-style show just for him!" ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)", ">\n\nYou haven’t even brought up Geoffrey! Sure, he’s single but there’s gotta be a bachelor-style show just for him!", ">\n\nI don’t know if I watched that season. I gave up after the first tell-all and that one girl who went from 90DF to The Voice. It’s all so shameless. \nI think, starting today, I’ll decide to remember it fondly as the “Kirlyam & Alan Show.” They seem like legitimately lovely people." ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)", ">\n\nYou haven’t even brought up Geoffrey! Sure, he’s single but there’s gotta be a bachelor-style show just for him!", ">\n\nI don’t know if I watched that season. I gave up after the first tell-all and that one girl who went from 90DF to The Voice. It’s all so shameless. \nI think, starting today, I’ll decide to remember it fondly as the “Kirlyam & Alan Show.” They seem like legitimately lovely people.", ">\n\nI really think Alan groomed her. Kirlyam was so beautiful. He met her when she was 12 and then she married him when she was barely legal." ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)", ">\n\nYou haven’t even brought up Geoffrey! Sure, he’s single but there’s gotta be a bachelor-style show just for him!", ">\n\nI don’t know if I watched that season. I gave up after the first tell-all and that one girl who went from 90DF to The Voice. It’s all so shameless. \nI think, starting today, I’ll decide to remember it fondly as the “Kirlyam & Alan Show.” They seem like legitimately lovely people.", ">\n\nI really think Alan groomed her. Kirlyam was so beautiful. He met her when she was 12 and then she married him when she was barely legal.", ">\n\nBro, if I was on any such list, I'd have disappeared to a random country yesterday." ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)", ">\n\nYou haven’t even brought up Geoffrey! Sure, he’s single but there’s gotta be a bachelor-style show just for him!", ">\n\nI don’t know if I watched that season. I gave up after the first tell-all and that one girl who went from 90DF to The Voice. It’s all so shameless. \nI think, starting today, I’ll decide to remember it fondly as the “Kirlyam & Alan Show.” They seem like legitimately lovely people.", ">\n\nI really think Alan groomed her. Kirlyam was so beautiful. He met her when she was 12 and then she married him when she was barely legal.", ">\n\nBro, if I was on any such list, I'd have disappeared to a random country yesterday.", ">\n\nThis is not the first criminal who has appeared on that show. They do little or no vetting." ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)", ">\n\nYou haven’t even brought up Geoffrey! Sure, he’s single but there’s gotta be a bachelor-style show just for him!", ">\n\nI don’t know if I watched that season. I gave up after the first tell-all and that one girl who went from 90DF to The Voice. It’s all so shameless. \nI think, starting today, I’ll decide to remember it fondly as the “Kirlyam & Alan Show.” They seem like legitimately lovely people.", ">\n\nI really think Alan groomed her. Kirlyam was so beautiful. He met her when she was 12 and then she married him when she was barely legal.", ">\n\nBro, if I was on any such list, I'd have disappeared to a random country yesterday.", ">\n\nThis is not the first criminal who has appeared on that show. They do little or no vetting.", ">\n\nUnstable mental health is a feature not a bug for these reality shows." ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)", ">\n\nYou haven’t even brought up Geoffrey! Sure, he’s single but there’s gotta be a bachelor-style show just for him!", ">\n\nI don’t know if I watched that season. I gave up after the first tell-all and that one girl who went from 90DF to The Voice. It’s all so shameless. \nI think, starting today, I’ll decide to remember it fondly as the “Kirlyam & Alan Show.” They seem like legitimately lovely people.", ">\n\nI really think Alan groomed her. Kirlyam was so beautiful. He met her when she was 12 and then she married him when she was barely legal.", ">\n\nBro, if I was on any such list, I'd have disappeared to a random country yesterday.", ">\n\nThis is not the first criminal who has appeared on that show. They do little or no vetting.", ">\n\nUnstable mental health is a feature not a bug for these reality shows.", ">\n\nHow does one even get on a most wanted list? I'm curious because, while this man's crime is awful, it doesn't seem any worse than other murders. What made him so special?" ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)", ">\n\nYou haven’t even brought up Geoffrey! Sure, he’s single but there’s gotta be a bachelor-style show just for him!", ">\n\nI don’t know if I watched that season. I gave up after the first tell-all and that one girl who went from 90DF to The Voice. It’s all so shameless. \nI think, starting today, I’ll decide to remember it fondly as the “Kirlyam & Alan Show.” They seem like legitimately lovely people.", ">\n\nI really think Alan groomed her. Kirlyam was so beautiful. He met her when she was 12 and then she married him when she was barely legal.", ">\n\nBro, if I was on any such list, I'd have disappeared to a random country yesterday.", ">\n\nThis is not the first criminal who has appeared on that show. They do little or no vetting.", ">\n\nUnstable mental health is a feature not a bug for these reality shows.", ">\n\nHow does one even get on a most wanted list? I'm curious because, while this man's crime is awful, it doesn't seem any worse than other murders. What made him so special?", ">\n\nIt's the fact they knew who he is ergo he did it. And that he managed to escape." ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)", ">\n\nYou haven’t even brought up Geoffrey! Sure, he’s single but there’s gotta be a bachelor-style show just for him!", ">\n\nI don’t know if I watched that season. I gave up after the first tell-all and that one girl who went from 90DF to The Voice. It’s all so shameless. \nI think, starting today, I’ll decide to remember it fondly as the “Kirlyam & Alan Show.” They seem like legitimately lovely people.", ">\n\nI really think Alan groomed her. Kirlyam was so beautiful. He met her when she was 12 and then she married him when she was barely legal.", ">\n\nBro, if I was on any such list, I'd have disappeared to a random country yesterday.", ">\n\nThis is not the first criminal who has appeared on that show. They do little or no vetting.", ">\n\nUnstable mental health is a feature not a bug for these reality shows.", ">\n\nHow does one even get on a most wanted list? I'm curious because, while this man's crime is awful, it doesn't seem any worse than other murders. What made him so special?", ">\n\nIt's the fact they knew who he is ergo he did it. And that he managed to escape.", ">\n\nI guess they had 90 days to pick him up…" ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)", ">\n\nYou haven’t even brought up Geoffrey! Sure, he’s single but there’s gotta be a bachelor-style show just for him!", ">\n\nI don’t know if I watched that season. I gave up after the first tell-all and that one girl who went from 90DF to The Voice. It’s all so shameless. \nI think, starting today, I’ll decide to remember it fondly as the “Kirlyam & Alan Show.” They seem like legitimately lovely people.", ">\n\nI really think Alan groomed her. Kirlyam was so beautiful. He met her when she was 12 and then she married him when she was barely legal.", ">\n\nBro, if I was on any such list, I'd have disappeared to a random country yesterday.", ">\n\nThis is not the first criminal who has appeared on that show. They do little or no vetting.", ">\n\nUnstable mental health is a feature not a bug for these reality shows.", ">\n\nHow does one even get on a most wanted list? I'm curious because, while this man's crime is awful, it doesn't seem any worse than other murders. What made him so special?", ">\n\nIt's the fact they knew who he is ergo he did it. And that he managed to escape.", ">\n\nI guess they had 90 days to pick him up…", ">\n\nA bit of an ego problem we’re looking at here, I suppose." ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)", ">\n\nYou haven’t even brought up Geoffrey! Sure, he’s single but there’s gotta be a bachelor-style show just for him!", ">\n\nI don’t know if I watched that season. I gave up after the first tell-all and that one girl who went from 90DF to The Voice. It’s all so shameless. \nI think, starting today, I’ll decide to remember it fondly as the “Kirlyam & Alan Show.” They seem like legitimately lovely people.", ">\n\nI really think Alan groomed her. Kirlyam was so beautiful. He met her when she was 12 and then she married him when she was barely legal.", ">\n\nBro, if I was on any such list, I'd have disappeared to a random country yesterday.", ">\n\nThis is not the first criminal who has appeared on that show. They do little or no vetting.", ">\n\nUnstable mental health is a feature not a bug for these reality shows.", ">\n\nHow does one even get on a most wanted list? I'm curious because, while this man's crime is awful, it doesn't seem any worse than other murders. What made him so special?", ">\n\nIt's the fact they knew who he is ergo he did it. And that he managed to escape.", ">\n\nI guess they had 90 days to pick him up…", ">\n\nA bit of an ego problem we’re looking at here, I suppose.", ">\n\nOf course he was in Florida" ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)", ">\n\nYou haven’t even brought up Geoffrey! Sure, he’s single but there’s gotta be a bachelor-style show just for him!", ">\n\nI don’t know if I watched that season. I gave up after the first tell-all and that one girl who went from 90DF to The Voice. It’s all so shameless. \nI think, starting today, I’ll decide to remember it fondly as the “Kirlyam & Alan Show.” They seem like legitimately lovely people.", ">\n\nI really think Alan groomed her. Kirlyam was so beautiful. He met her when she was 12 and then she married him when she was barely legal.", ">\n\nBro, if I was on any such list, I'd have disappeared to a random country yesterday.", ">\n\nThis is not the first criminal who has appeared on that show. They do little or no vetting.", ">\n\nUnstable mental health is a feature not a bug for these reality shows.", ">\n\nHow does one even get on a most wanted list? I'm curious because, while this man's crime is awful, it doesn't seem any worse than other murders. What made him so special?", ">\n\nIt's the fact they knew who he is ergo he did it. And that he managed to escape.", ">\n\nI guess they had 90 days to pick him up…", ">\n\nA bit of an ego problem we’re looking at here, I suppose.", ">\n\nOf course he was in Florida", ">\n\nWild stuff like this happens everywhere but you hear more about it in Florida because they have different disclosure laws for crimes/police reports than most states." ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)", ">\n\nYou haven’t even brought up Geoffrey! Sure, he’s single but there’s gotta be a bachelor-style show just for him!", ">\n\nI don’t know if I watched that season. I gave up after the first tell-all and that one girl who went from 90DF to The Voice. It’s all so shameless. \nI think, starting today, I’ll decide to remember it fondly as the “Kirlyam & Alan Show.” They seem like legitimately lovely people.", ">\n\nI really think Alan groomed her. Kirlyam was so beautiful. He met her when she was 12 and then she married him when she was barely legal.", ">\n\nBro, if I was on any such list, I'd have disappeared to a random country yesterday.", ">\n\nThis is not the first criminal who has appeared on that show. They do little or no vetting.", ">\n\nUnstable mental health is a feature not a bug for these reality shows.", ">\n\nHow does one even get on a most wanted list? I'm curious because, while this man's crime is awful, it doesn't seem any worse than other murders. What made him so special?", ">\n\nIt's the fact they knew who he is ergo he did it. And that he managed to escape.", ">\n\nI guess they had 90 days to pick him up…", ">\n\nA bit of an ego problem we’re looking at here, I suppose.", ">\n\nOf course he was in Florida", ">\n\nWild stuff like this happens everywhere but you hear more about it in Florida because they have different disclosure laws for crimes/police reports than most states.", ">\n\nI feel like the advice \"don't commit a misdemeanor while you're committing a felony\" still applies, just gotta scale it up: don't commit checks list woah! like, a whole bunch of felonies while you're a fugitive on a most wanted list." ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)", ">\n\nYou haven’t even brought up Geoffrey! Sure, he’s single but there’s gotta be a bachelor-style show just for him!", ">\n\nI don’t know if I watched that season. I gave up after the first tell-all and that one girl who went from 90DF to The Voice. It’s all so shameless. \nI think, starting today, I’ll decide to remember it fondly as the “Kirlyam & Alan Show.” They seem like legitimately lovely people.", ">\n\nI really think Alan groomed her. Kirlyam was so beautiful. He met her when she was 12 and then she married him when she was barely legal.", ">\n\nBro, if I was on any such list, I'd have disappeared to a random country yesterday.", ">\n\nThis is not the first criminal who has appeared on that show. They do little or no vetting.", ">\n\nUnstable mental health is a feature not a bug for these reality shows.", ">\n\nHow does one even get on a most wanted list? I'm curious because, while this man's crime is awful, it doesn't seem any worse than other murders. What made him so special?", ">\n\nIt's the fact they knew who he is ergo he did it. And that he managed to escape.", ">\n\nI guess they had 90 days to pick him up…", ">\n\nA bit of an ego problem we’re looking at here, I suppose.", ">\n\nOf course he was in Florida", ">\n\nWild stuff like this happens everywhere but you hear more about it in Florida because they have different disclosure laws for crimes/police reports than most states.", ">\n\nI feel like the advice \"don't commit a misdemeanor while you're committing a felony\" still applies, just gotta scale it up: don't commit checks list woah! like, a whole bunch of felonies while you're a fugitive on a most wanted list.", ">\n\nSurprised he wasn't roughed up by the Davie cops that arrested him" ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)", ">\n\nYou haven’t even brought up Geoffrey! Sure, he’s single but there’s gotta be a bachelor-style show just for him!", ">\n\nI don’t know if I watched that season. I gave up after the first tell-all and that one girl who went from 90DF to The Voice. It’s all so shameless. \nI think, starting today, I’ll decide to remember it fondly as the “Kirlyam & Alan Show.” They seem like legitimately lovely people.", ">\n\nI really think Alan groomed her. Kirlyam was so beautiful. He met her when she was 12 and then she married him when she was barely legal.", ">\n\nBro, if I was on any such list, I'd have disappeared to a random country yesterday.", ">\n\nThis is not the first criminal who has appeared on that show. They do little or no vetting.", ">\n\nUnstable mental health is a feature not a bug for these reality shows.", ">\n\nHow does one even get on a most wanted list? I'm curious because, while this man's crime is awful, it doesn't seem any worse than other murders. What made him so special?", ">\n\nIt's the fact they knew who he is ergo he did it. And that he managed to escape.", ">\n\nI guess they had 90 days to pick him up…", ">\n\nA bit of an ego problem we’re looking at here, I suppose.", ">\n\nOf course he was in Florida", ">\n\nWild stuff like this happens everywhere but you hear more about it in Florida because they have different disclosure laws for crimes/police reports than most states.", ">\n\nI feel like the advice \"don't commit a misdemeanor while you're committing a felony\" still applies, just gotta scale it up: don't commit checks list woah! like, a whole bunch of felonies while you're a fugitive on a most wanted list.", ">\n\nSurprised he wasn't roughed up by the Davie cops that arrested him", ">\n\nI feel like there was a top 10 list, the US Marshalls saw this guy on TV, tried to get him to fit in the top ten, couldn't, so just threw on another 5 people to make the headlines. \nWho does a top 15 of anything list?" ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)", ">\n\nYou haven’t even brought up Geoffrey! Sure, he’s single but there’s gotta be a bachelor-style show just for him!", ">\n\nI don’t know if I watched that season. I gave up after the first tell-all and that one girl who went from 90DF to The Voice. It’s all so shameless. \nI think, starting today, I’ll decide to remember it fondly as the “Kirlyam & Alan Show.” They seem like legitimately lovely people.", ">\n\nI really think Alan groomed her. Kirlyam was so beautiful. He met her when she was 12 and then she married him when she was barely legal.", ">\n\nBro, if I was on any such list, I'd have disappeared to a random country yesterday.", ">\n\nThis is not the first criminal who has appeared on that show. They do little or no vetting.", ">\n\nUnstable mental health is a feature not a bug for these reality shows.", ">\n\nHow does one even get on a most wanted list? I'm curious because, while this man's crime is awful, it doesn't seem any worse than other murders. What made him so special?", ">\n\nIt's the fact they knew who he is ergo he did it. And that he managed to escape.", ">\n\nI guess they had 90 days to pick him up…", ">\n\nA bit of an ego problem we’re looking at here, I suppose.", ">\n\nOf course he was in Florida", ">\n\nWild stuff like this happens everywhere but you hear more about it in Florida because they have different disclosure laws for crimes/police reports than most states.", ">\n\nI feel like the advice \"don't commit a misdemeanor while you're committing a felony\" still applies, just gotta scale it up: don't commit checks list woah! like, a whole bunch of felonies while you're a fugitive on a most wanted list.", ">\n\nSurprised he wasn't roughed up by the Davie cops that arrested him", ">\n\nI feel like there was a top 10 list, the US Marshalls saw this guy on TV, tried to get him to fit in the top ten, couldn't, so just threw on another 5 people to make the headlines. \nWho does a top 15 of anything list?", ">\n\nEpstein did a Top 15 at 15." ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)", ">\n\nYou haven’t even brought up Geoffrey! Sure, he’s single but there’s gotta be a bachelor-style show just for him!", ">\n\nI don’t know if I watched that season. I gave up after the first tell-all and that one girl who went from 90DF to The Voice. It’s all so shameless. \nI think, starting today, I’ll decide to remember it fondly as the “Kirlyam & Alan Show.” They seem like legitimately lovely people.", ">\n\nI really think Alan groomed her. Kirlyam was so beautiful. He met her when she was 12 and then she married him when she was barely legal.", ">\n\nBro, if I was on any such list, I'd have disappeared to a random country yesterday.", ">\n\nThis is not the first criminal who has appeared on that show. They do little or no vetting.", ">\n\nUnstable mental health is a feature not a bug for these reality shows.", ">\n\nHow does one even get on a most wanted list? I'm curious because, while this man's crime is awful, it doesn't seem any worse than other murders. What made him so special?", ">\n\nIt's the fact they knew who he is ergo he did it. And that he managed to escape.", ">\n\nI guess they had 90 days to pick him up…", ">\n\nA bit of an ego problem we’re looking at here, I suppose.", ">\n\nOf course he was in Florida", ">\n\nWild stuff like this happens everywhere but you hear more about it in Florida because they have different disclosure laws for crimes/police reports than most states.", ">\n\nI feel like the advice \"don't commit a misdemeanor while you're committing a felony\" still applies, just gotta scale it up: don't commit checks list woah! like, a whole bunch of felonies while you're a fugitive on a most wanted list.", ">\n\nSurprised he wasn't roughed up by the Davie cops that arrested him", ">\n\nI feel like there was a top 10 list, the US Marshalls saw this guy on TV, tried to get him to fit in the top ten, couldn't, so just threw on another 5 people to make the headlines. \nWho does a top 15 of anything list?", ">\n\nEpstein did a Top 15 at 15.", ">\n\n*under\nugh, i feel gross." ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)", ">\n\nYou haven’t even brought up Geoffrey! Sure, he’s single but there’s gotta be a bachelor-style show just for him!", ">\n\nI don’t know if I watched that season. I gave up after the first tell-all and that one girl who went from 90DF to The Voice. It’s all so shameless. \nI think, starting today, I’ll decide to remember it fondly as the “Kirlyam & Alan Show.” They seem like legitimately lovely people.", ">\n\nI really think Alan groomed her. Kirlyam was so beautiful. He met her when she was 12 and then she married him when she was barely legal.", ">\n\nBro, if I was on any such list, I'd have disappeared to a random country yesterday.", ">\n\nThis is not the first criminal who has appeared on that show. They do little or no vetting.", ">\n\nUnstable mental health is a feature not a bug for these reality shows.", ">\n\nHow does one even get on a most wanted list? I'm curious because, while this man's crime is awful, it doesn't seem any worse than other murders. What made him so special?", ">\n\nIt's the fact they knew who he is ergo he did it. And that he managed to escape.", ">\n\nI guess they had 90 days to pick him up…", ">\n\nA bit of an ego problem we’re looking at here, I suppose.", ">\n\nOf course he was in Florida", ">\n\nWild stuff like this happens everywhere but you hear more about it in Florida because they have different disclosure laws for crimes/police reports than most states.", ">\n\nI feel like the advice \"don't commit a misdemeanor while you're committing a felony\" still applies, just gotta scale it up: don't commit checks list woah! like, a whole bunch of felonies while you're a fugitive on a most wanted list.", ">\n\nSurprised he wasn't roughed up by the Davie cops that arrested him", ">\n\nI feel like there was a top 10 list, the US Marshalls saw this guy on TV, tried to get him to fit in the top ten, couldn't, so just threw on another 5 people to make the headlines. \nWho does a top 15 of anything list?", ">\n\nEpstein did a Top 15 at 15.", ">\n\n*under\nugh, i feel gross.", ">\n\nGo take a bath. You deserve it." ]

[ "So this dude is on the run from first degree murder charges and decides to get involved in a bar fight while carrying a gun, drugs, and multiple fake IDs. What an absolute fucking dumbass.", ">\n\nI don't think many reasonable, rational, well put together people end up on either the US Marshals 15 most wanted list or 90 Day Fiance", ">\n\nNevertheless both", ">\n\nYeah you would think they cancel each other out.", ">\n\nIf he winds up on 60 Days In, imma flip", ">\n\nYou got to stick around at least for his appearance on Love after lock up.", ">\n\n\"His violent outbursts are shocking, I thought he changed while doing time for his 3rd conviction of assault. He's not the inmate I fell in love with, like he was just telling me what I wanted to hear so I would fund his commissary\".", ">\n\nShout out to the security guard that stopped the fight that night. took a pretty good beating but it could’ve gone worse.", ">\n\nThis guy got in a fight on 90day fiancé and got arrested?", ">\n\nNo, this happened separate from the show. Article just leads with the information that he was on the show. It’s honestly nothing to do with the show; all to do with the fact he murdered his boss and was caught after being in a bar fight.", ">\n\nWait so who was this guy? What season?", ">\n\nI think he was one of the barbers where the young Jamaican man went when he moved to the Carolinas. The shop where said young man cheated on his fiancé with a girl in the shop’s bathroom.", ">\n\nUnless you are absolutely balling out of control money wise AND had the foresight to do some advance \"Dissappear\" planning they will 100% get you fairly quickly (in reletive terms)\nAnd even if you did do the planning, and do have the money, there is a really really good chance that they'll still catch your ass eventually\nIt is NOT trivial or easy to just drop off the map in the 21st century", ">\n\nEspecially not when pizza delivery is sooo good", ">\n\nTLC presents 9-10 With Good Behavior Fiancé, starring this dude, Jorge (drug trafficker) & Anfisa, and ~~Paul~~Pole (arsonist) & Karine (OnlyFans model now.)", ">\n\nYou haven’t even brought up Geoffrey! Sure, he’s single but there’s gotta be a bachelor-style show just for him!", ">\n\nI don’t know if I watched that season. I gave up after the first tell-all and that one girl who went from 90DF to The Voice. It’s all so shameless. \nI think, starting today, I’ll decide to remember it fondly as the “Kirlyam & Alan Show.” They seem like legitimately lovely people.", ">\n\nI really think Alan groomed her. Kirlyam was so beautiful. He met her when she was 12 and then she married him when she was barely legal.", ">\n\nBro, if I was on any such list, I'd have disappeared to a random country yesterday.", ">\n\nThis is not the first criminal who has appeared on that show. They do little or no vetting.", ">\n\nUnstable mental health is a feature not a bug for these reality shows.", ">\n\nHow does one even get on a most wanted list? I'm curious because, while this man's crime is awful, it doesn't seem any worse than other murders. What made him so special?", ">\n\nIt's the fact they knew who he is ergo he did it. And that he managed to escape.", ">\n\nI guess they had 90 days to pick him up…", ">\n\nA bit of an ego problem we’re looking at here, I suppose.", ">\n\nOf course he was in Florida", ">\n\nWild stuff like this happens everywhere but you hear more about it in Florida because they have different disclosure laws for crimes/police reports than most states.", ">\n\nI feel like the advice \"don't commit a misdemeanor while you're committing a felony\" still applies, just gotta scale it up: don't commit checks list woah! like, a whole bunch of felonies while you're a fugitive on a most wanted list.", ">\n\nSurprised he wasn't roughed up by the Davie cops that arrested him", ">\n\nI feel like there was a top 10 list, the US Marshalls saw this guy on TV, tried to get him to fit in the top ten, couldn't, so just threw on another 5 people to make the headlines. \nWho does a top 15 of anything list?", ">\n\nEpstein did a Top 15 at 15.", ">\n\n*under\nugh, i feel gross.", ">\n\nGo take a bath. You deserve it.", ">\n\nHe went off the rails" ]

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[ "Not exactly the same, but I work as a housekeeper and gardener. I excelled in school and have a law degree, but physical work soothes my soul in a way that law and similar occupations never would." ]

[ "Not exactly the same, but I work as a housekeeper and gardener. I excelled in school and have a law degree, but physical work soothes my soul in a way that law and similar occupations never would.", ">\n\nI have worked in I.T for more years than I care to mention. Stick me in the garden to get on with jobs or decorating a room, build a BBQ. I much prefer this it's relaxing and very fulfilling." ]

[ "Not exactly the same, but I work as a housekeeper and gardener. I excelled in school and have a law degree, but physical work soothes my soul in a way that law and similar occupations never would.", ">\n\nI have worked in I.T for more years than I care to mention. Stick me in the garden to get on with jobs or decorating a room, build a BBQ. I much prefer this it's relaxing and very fulfilling.", ">\n\nMy friend has the same job and same hobbies. I think completing tasks you can't physically see an immediate reward for doesn't hit the same reward centres as the things you describe. Also the work is never done at work, where as physical things have a process to completion with an environment improvement as the goal?" ]

[ "Not exactly the same, but I work as a housekeeper and gardener. I excelled in school and have a law degree, but physical work soothes my soul in a way that law and similar occupations never would.", ">\n\nI have worked in I.T for more years than I care to mention. Stick me in the garden to get on with jobs or decorating a room, build a BBQ. I much prefer this it's relaxing and very fulfilling.", ">\n\nMy friend has the same job and same hobbies. I think completing tasks you can't physically see an immediate reward for doesn't hit the same reward centres as the things you describe. Also the work is never done at work, where as physical things have a process to completion with an environment improvement as the goal?", ">\n\nI couldn't have put it better myself." ]

[ "Not exactly the same, but I work as a housekeeper and gardener. I excelled in school and have a law degree, but physical work soothes my soul in a way that law and similar occupations never would.", ">\n\nI have worked in I.T for more years than I care to mention. Stick me in the garden to get on with jobs or decorating a room, build a BBQ. I much prefer this it's relaxing and very fulfilling.", ">\n\nMy friend has the same job and same hobbies. I think completing tasks you can't physically see an immediate reward for doesn't hit the same reward centres as the things you describe. Also the work is never done at work, where as physical things have a process to completion with an environment improvement as the goal?", ">\n\nI couldn't have put it better myself.", ">\n\nI think that the reason a lot of people warn young girls against aiming to become housewives is because they'll be completely financially dependent on a spouse which means it is extremely difficult to leave them if they are abusive/cheat or find a job if they die/lose their jobs etc. While I agree that being a house wife/husband is really underappreciated, it's really hard to get a high-paying job with such a large employment gap, most employers don't value the skills that house-spouses have. Even in the best relationships, unbalanced financial power can still cause issues. But I agree, housewives/husbands are just as crucial as working wives/husbands but it's also important that the the stay-at-home spouse has a way out/employable skill." ]