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[ "Man id feel like a baby in a candy store!", ">\n\nI know a Constellation when I see one. Nice!", ">\n\nDo you have one? What's your favorite mounting method?", ">\n\nI do have have one! I also have the Navy colorway. I have so far only done the o-ring mount with some broken-in creams. Been loving the configuration so far!", ">\n\nthat is a really nice set of keycaps!", ">\n\nThanks!", ">\n\nThis is a happy place to be. Enjoy!" ]

[ "Man id feel like a baby in a candy store!", ">\n\nI know a Constellation when I see one. Nice!", ">\n\nDo you have one? What's your favorite mounting method?", ">\n\nI do have have one! I also have the Navy colorway. I have so far only done the o-ring mount with some broken-in creams. Been loving the configuration so far!", ">\n\nthat is a really nice set of keycaps!", ">\n\nThanks!", ">\n\nThis is a happy place to be. Enjoy!", ">\n\nLooks good. I think I did almost the exact same thing haha" ]

[ "Man id feel like a baby in a candy store!", ">\n\nI know a Constellation when I see one. Nice!", ">\n\nDo you have one? What's your favorite mounting method?", ">\n\nI do have have one! I also have the Navy colorway. I have so far only done the o-ring mount with some broken-in creams. Been loving the configuration so far!", ">\n\nthat is a really nice set of keycaps!", ">\n\nThanks!", ">\n\nThis is a happy place to be. Enjoy!", ">\n\nLooks good. I think I did almost the exact same thing haha", ">\n\nNice! Looks good. It's really fun playing with the layout of the novelties." ]

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[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nAll of these posts are made in such a rush to be clever, they miss the mark." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nAll of these posts are made in such a rush to be clever, they miss the mark.", ">\n\nIt's because anyone smart enough to think it through isn't dumb enough to post it." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nAll of these posts are made in such a rush to be clever, they miss the mark.", ">\n\nIt's because anyone smart enough to think it through isn't dumb enough to post it.", ">\n\nDoh!" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nAll of these posts are made in such a rush to be clever, they miss the mark.", ">\n\nIt's because anyone smart enough to think it through isn't dumb enough to post it.", ">\n\nDoh!", ">\n\nEvery car can decelerate quickly by crashing. \nEvery car can also accelerate at least 9.8 m/s^2 (ignoring air res)" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nAll of these posts are made in such a rush to be clever, they miss the mark.", ">\n\nIt's because anyone smart enough to think it through isn't dumb enough to post it.", ">\n\nDoh!", ">\n\nEvery car can decelerate quickly by crashing. \nEvery car can also accelerate at least 9.8 m/s^2 (ignoring air res)", ">\n\nNot so, many cheap econoboxes have 60-0 braking distances longer than many supercars 0-60 distance." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nAll of these posts are made in such a rush to be clever, they miss the mark.", ">\n\nIt's because anyone smart enough to think it through isn't dumb enough to post it.", ">\n\nDoh!", ">\n\nEvery car can decelerate quickly by crashing. \nEvery car can also accelerate at least 9.8 m/s^2 (ignoring air res)", ">\n\nNot so, many cheap econoboxes have 60-0 braking distances longer than many supercars 0-60 distance.", ">\n\nAny car can do it once. They just won’t be able to do it ever again 💥🚗☠️" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nAll of these posts are made in such a rush to be clever, they miss the mark.", ">\n\nIt's because anyone smart enough to think it through isn't dumb enough to post it.", ">\n\nDoh!", ">\n\nEvery car can decelerate quickly by crashing. \nEvery car can also accelerate at least 9.8 m/s^2 (ignoring air res)", ">\n\nNot so, many cheap econoboxes have 60-0 braking distances longer than many supercars 0-60 distance.", ">\n\nAny car can do it once. They just won’t be able to do it ever again 💥🚗☠️", ">\n\nSame for acceleration tho. If I’m sitting in my Honda Civic and a semi truck rear ends me at 100+ km/h, my acceleration could be the same as if I stopped dead after hitting a tree" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nAll of these posts are made in such a rush to be clever, they miss the mark.", ">\n\nIt's because anyone smart enough to think it through isn't dumb enough to post it.", ">\n\nDoh!", ">\n\nEvery car can decelerate quickly by crashing. \nEvery car can also accelerate at least 9.8 m/s^2 (ignoring air res)", ">\n\nNot so, many cheap econoboxes have 60-0 braking distances longer than many supercars 0-60 distance.", ">\n\nAny car can do it once. They just won’t be able to do it ever again 💥🚗☠️", ">\n\nSame for acceleration tho. If I’m sitting in my Honda Civic and a semi truck rear ends me at 100+ km/h, my acceleration could be the same as if I stopped dead after hitting a tree", ">\n\nThat's not true. If you don't mean the car crashes into a wall or something. Otherwise it's very depending on its brakes, when they don't work right, the car delerates very slow.\nEven with the best brakes it might take longer to bring the car to stop than bring the fastest car to the inicial speed." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nAll of these posts are made in such a rush to be clever, they miss the mark.", ">\n\nIt's because anyone smart enough to think it through isn't dumb enough to post it.", ">\n\nDoh!", ">\n\nEvery car can decelerate quickly by crashing. \nEvery car can also accelerate at least 9.8 m/s^2 (ignoring air res)", ">\n\nNot so, many cheap econoboxes have 60-0 braking distances longer than many supercars 0-60 distance.", ">\n\nAny car can do it once. They just won’t be able to do it ever again 💥🚗☠️", ">\n\nSame for acceleration tho. If I’m sitting in my Honda Civic and a semi truck rear ends me at 100+ km/h, my acceleration could be the same as if I stopped dead after hitting a tree", ">\n\nThat's not true. If you don't mean the car crashes into a wall or something. Otherwise it's very depending on its brakes, when they don't work right, the car delerates very slow.\nEven with the best brakes it might take longer to bring the car to stop than bring the fastest car to the inicial speed.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure they mean walls" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nAll of these posts are made in such a rush to be clever, they miss the mark.", ">\n\nIt's because anyone smart enough to think it through isn't dumb enough to post it.", ">\n\nDoh!", ">\n\nEvery car can decelerate quickly by crashing. \nEvery car can also accelerate at least 9.8 m/s^2 (ignoring air res)", ">\n\nNot so, many cheap econoboxes have 60-0 braking distances longer than many supercars 0-60 distance.", ">\n\nAny car can do it once. They just won’t be able to do it ever again 💥🚗☠️", ">\n\nSame for acceleration tho. If I’m sitting in my Honda Civic and a semi truck rear ends me at 100+ km/h, my acceleration could be the same as if I stopped dead after hitting a tree", ">\n\nThat's not true. If you don't mean the car crashes into a wall or something. Otherwise it's very depending on its brakes, when they don't work right, the car delerates very slow.\nEven with the best brakes it might take longer to bring the car to stop than bring the fastest car to the inicial speed.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure they mean walls", ">\n\nThe Tesla S Plaid has been criticized because it can reach 60 mph in 98 feet, but the stopping distance from 60 mph is 108 feet." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nAll of these posts are made in such a rush to be clever, they miss the mark.", ">\n\nIt's because anyone smart enough to think it through isn't dumb enough to post it.", ">\n\nDoh!", ">\n\nEvery car can decelerate quickly by crashing. \nEvery car can also accelerate at least 9.8 m/s^2 (ignoring air res)", ">\n\nNot so, many cheap econoboxes have 60-0 braking distances longer than many supercars 0-60 distance.", ">\n\nAny car can do it once. They just won’t be able to do it ever again 💥🚗☠️", ">\n\nSame for acceleration tho. If I’m sitting in my Honda Civic and a semi truck rear ends me at 100+ km/h, my acceleration could be the same as if I stopped dead after hitting a tree", ">\n\nThat's not true. If you don't mean the car crashes into a wall or something. Otherwise it's very depending on its brakes, when they don't work right, the car delerates very slow.\nEven with the best brakes it might take longer to bring the car to stop than bring the fastest car to the inicial speed.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure they mean walls", ">\n\nThe Tesla S Plaid has been criticized because it can reach 60 mph in 98 feet, but the stopping distance from 60 mph is 108 feet.", ">\n\nWhat is it being criticized for? 108 is impressive braking distance." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nAll of these posts are made in such a rush to be clever, they miss the mark.", ">\n\nIt's because anyone smart enough to think it through isn't dumb enough to post it.", ">\n\nDoh!", ">\n\nEvery car can decelerate quickly by crashing. \nEvery car can also accelerate at least 9.8 m/s^2 (ignoring air res)", ">\n\nNot so, many cheap econoboxes have 60-0 braking distances longer than many supercars 0-60 distance.", ">\n\nAny car can do it once. They just won’t be able to do it ever again 💥🚗☠️", ">\n\nSame for acceleration tho. If I’m sitting in my Honda Civic and a semi truck rear ends me at 100+ km/h, my acceleration could be the same as if I stopped dead after hitting a tree", ">\n\nThat's not true. If you don't mean the car crashes into a wall or something. Otherwise it's very depending on its brakes, when they don't work right, the car delerates very slow.\nEven with the best brakes it might take longer to bring the car to stop than bring the fastest car to the inicial speed.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure they mean walls", ">\n\nThe Tesla S Plaid has been criticized because it can reach 60 mph in 98 feet, but the stopping distance from 60 mph is 108 feet.", ">\n\nWhat is it being criticized for? 108 is impressive braking distance.", ">\n\nactually a couple of Teslas can make it to 60mph in under 100 feet..And 60-0 is just over 100 feet" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nAll of these posts are made in such a rush to be clever, they miss the mark.", ">\n\nIt's because anyone smart enough to think it through isn't dumb enough to post it.", ">\n\nDoh!", ">\n\nEvery car can decelerate quickly by crashing. \nEvery car can also accelerate at least 9.8 m/s^2 (ignoring air res)", ">\n\nNot so, many cheap econoboxes have 60-0 braking distances longer than many supercars 0-60 distance.", ">\n\nAny car can do it once. They just won’t be able to do it ever again 💥🚗☠️", ">\n\nSame for acceleration tho. If I’m sitting in my Honda Civic and a semi truck rear ends me at 100+ km/h, my acceleration could be the same as if I stopped dead after hitting a tree", ">\n\nThat's not true. If you don't mean the car crashes into a wall or something. Otherwise it's very depending on its brakes, when they don't work right, the car delerates very slow.\nEven with the best brakes it might take longer to bring the car to stop than bring the fastest car to the inicial speed.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure they mean walls", ">\n\nThe Tesla S Plaid has been criticized because it can reach 60 mph in 98 feet, but the stopping distance from 60 mph is 108 feet.", ">\n\nWhat is it being criticized for? 108 is impressive braking distance.", ">\n\nactually a couple of Teslas can make it to 60mph in under 100 feet..And 60-0 is just over 100 feet", ">\n\nWow, that's really impressive! I guess it goes to show that there are always limits to speed, no matter how fast you can go." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nAll of these posts are made in such a rush to be clever, they miss the mark.", ">\n\nIt's because anyone smart enough to think it through isn't dumb enough to post it.", ">\n\nDoh!", ">\n\nEvery car can decelerate quickly by crashing. \nEvery car can also accelerate at least 9.8 m/s^2 (ignoring air res)", ">\n\nNot so, many cheap econoboxes have 60-0 braking distances longer than many supercars 0-60 distance.", ">\n\nAny car can do it once. They just won’t be able to do it ever again 💥🚗☠️", ">\n\nSame for acceleration tho. If I’m sitting in my Honda Civic and a semi truck rear ends me at 100+ km/h, my acceleration could be the same as if I stopped dead after hitting a tree", ">\n\nThat's not true. If you don't mean the car crashes into a wall or something. Otherwise it's very depending on its brakes, when they don't work right, the car delerates very slow.\nEven with the best brakes it might take longer to bring the car to stop than bring the fastest car to the inicial speed.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure they mean walls", ">\n\nThe Tesla S Plaid has been criticized because it can reach 60 mph in 98 feet, but the stopping distance from 60 mph is 108 feet.", ">\n\nWhat is it being criticized for? 108 is impressive braking distance.", ">\n\nactually a couple of Teslas can make it to 60mph in under 100 feet..And 60-0 is just over 100 feet", ">\n\nWow, that's really impressive! I guess it goes to show that there are always limits to speed, no matter how fast you can go.", ">\n\nIgnoring crashes there are super cars that will definitely accelerate much faster than some cars can decelerate." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nAll of these posts are made in such a rush to be clever, they miss the mark.", ">\n\nIt's because anyone smart enough to think it through isn't dumb enough to post it.", ">\n\nDoh!", ">\n\nEvery car can decelerate quickly by crashing. \nEvery car can also accelerate at least 9.8 m/s^2 (ignoring air res)", ">\n\nNot so, many cheap econoboxes have 60-0 braking distances longer than many supercars 0-60 distance.", ">\n\nAny car can do it once. They just won’t be able to do it ever again 💥🚗☠️", ">\n\nSame for acceleration tho. If I’m sitting in my Honda Civic and a semi truck rear ends me at 100+ km/h, my acceleration could be the same as if I stopped dead after hitting a tree", ">\n\nThat's not true. If you don't mean the car crashes into a wall or something. Otherwise it's very depending on its brakes, when they don't work right, the car delerates very slow.\nEven with the best brakes it might take longer to bring the car to stop than bring the fastest car to the inicial speed.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure they mean walls", ">\n\nThe Tesla S Plaid has been criticized because it can reach 60 mph in 98 feet, but the stopping distance from 60 mph is 108 feet.", ">\n\nWhat is it being criticized for? 108 is impressive braking distance.", ">\n\nactually a couple of Teslas can make it to 60mph in under 100 feet..And 60-0 is just over 100 feet", ">\n\nWow, that's really impressive! I guess it goes to show that there are always limits to speed, no matter how fast you can go.", ">\n\nIgnoring crashes there are super cars that will definitely accelerate much faster than some cars can decelerate.", ">\n\nThis is not true. Some supercars accelerate 0-60 faster than an economy car can break 60-0.\nDon't tell me about decelerating from a collision, being hit by a fast enough train could accelerate you just as much as hitting a wall would decelerate you." ]

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[ "Paywall" ]

[ "Paywall", ">\n\nDoes reader view help with that?" ]

[ "Paywall", ">\n\nDoes reader view help with that?", ">\n\nHmm IDK what “reader view” is" ]

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[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nI read a tumblr post about the summary of the Wikipedia article on the sparknotes" ]

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[ "Two girls, one FA Cup" ]

[ "Two girls, one FA Cup", ">\n\nNoice" ]

[ "Two girls, one FA Cup", ">\n\nNoice", ">\n\nAnything to make it interesting or entertaining." ]

[ "Two girls, one FA Cup", ">\n\nNoice", ">\n\nAnything to make it interesting or entertaining.", ">\n\nNo sex please, we're british" ]

[ "Two girls, one FA Cup", ">\n\nNoice", ">\n\nAnything to make it interesting or entertaining.", ">\n\nNo sex please, we're british", ">\n\nOne might say it was a bit of a FA Cup" ]

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[ "to be fair. . . I do too" ]

[ "to be fair. . . I do too", ">\n\nI think everyone does." ]

[ "to be fair. . . I do too", ">\n\nI think everyone does.", ">\n\nA lot of traffic stop work can and should be done by smart cameras sending tickets to car owners households" ]

[ "to be fair. . . I do too", ">\n\nI think everyone does.", ">\n\nA lot of traffic stop work can and should be done by smart cameras sending tickets to car owners households", ">\n\nAs it should be" ]

[ "to be fair. . . I do too", ">\n\nI think everyone does.", ">\n\nA lot of traffic stop work can and should be done by smart cameras sending tickets to car owners households", ">\n\nAs it should be", ">\n\nWhat I am from austria and when I crash into an object or another car without harming a person I have to call the cops even tho I would call that a minor traffic incidents if I do not atleast inform the cops I am committing the crime of fleeing the scene of an accident no matter how minor the damage is you have to call the cops." ]

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[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThere are tricks to get yourself out of sleep paralysis so you can always remind your body you’re still the boss" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThere are tricks to get yourself out of sleep paralysis so you can always remind your body you’re still the boss", ">\n\nAre there really? Since it only lasts one to two minutes, I’d argue by the time you did these tricks,\nthe paralysis is already over." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThere are tricks to get yourself out of sleep paralysis so you can always remind your body you’re still the boss", ">\n\nAre there really? Since it only lasts one to two minutes, I’d argue by the time you did these tricks,\nthe paralysis is already over.", ">\n\nThe whole thing with sleep paralysis is that you’re conscious yet physically frozen, but what you can still control is your breath so by hyperventilating (or probably holding your breath would work too) you can snap your body out of it in seconds. Knowing sleep paralysis doesn’t have control over you makes it much less frequent if it continues at all so worth trying at least!" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThere are tricks to get yourself out of sleep paralysis so you can always remind your body you’re still the boss", ">\n\nAre there really? Since it only lasts one to two minutes, I’d argue by the time you did these tricks,\nthe paralysis is already over.", ">\n\nThe whole thing with sleep paralysis is that you’re conscious yet physically frozen, but what you can still control is your breath so by hyperventilating (or probably holding your breath would work too) you can snap your body out of it in seconds. Knowing sleep paralysis doesn’t have control over you makes it much less frequent if it continues at all so worth trying at least!", ">\n\nHuh that's interesting, it only happened to me once like 20 years ago. Had no idea what was going on and I panicked and started trying to move, it didn't last long I probably hyperventilated my way out and woke my body up violently thrashing in my bed when it finally did respond." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThere are tricks to get yourself out of sleep paralysis so you can always remind your body you’re still the boss", ">\n\nAre there really? Since it only lasts one to two minutes, I’d argue by the time you did these tricks,\nthe paralysis is already over.", ">\n\nThe whole thing with sleep paralysis is that you’re conscious yet physically frozen, but what you can still control is your breath so by hyperventilating (or probably holding your breath would work too) you can snap your body out of it in seconds. Knowing sleep paralysis doesn’t have control over you makes it much less frequent if it continues at all so worth trying at least!", ">\n\nHuh that's interesting, it only happened to me once like 20 years ago. Had no idea what was going on and I panicked and started trying to move, it didn't last long I probably hyperventilated my way out and woke my body up violently thrashing in my bed when it finally did respond.", ">\n\nScary but glad it’s only happened to you once!" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThere are tricks to get yourself out of sleep paralysis so you can always remind your body you’re still the boss", ">\n\nAre there really? Since it only lasts one to two minutes, I’d argue by the time you did these tricks,\nthe paralysis is already over.", ">\n\nThe whole thing with sleep paralysis is that you’re conscious yet physically frozen, but what you can still control is your breath so by hyperventilating (or probably holding your breath would work too) you can snap your body out of it in seconds. Knowing sleep paralysis doesn’t have control over you makes it much less frequent if it continues at all so worth trying at least!", ">\n\nHuh that's interesting, it only happened to me once like 20 years ago. Had no idea what was going on and I panicked and started trying to move, it didn't last long I probably hyperventilated my way out and woke my body up violently thrashing in my bed when it finally did respond.", ">\n\nScary but glad it’s only happened to you once!", ">\n\nThank goodness I haven't experienced that. Is it the origin of ghost and demon stories?" ]

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[ "For a second there, I red that as “math” and was very confused." ]

[ "For a second there, I red that as “math” and was very confused.", ">\n\nThis place is for words. Get those numbers out of here." ]

[ "For a second there, I red that as “math” and was very confused.", ">\n\nThis place is for words. Get those numbers out of here.", ">\n\nWaltuh. You can't cook in the library Walt." ]

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[ "Why should you brush before eating?" ]

[ "Why should you brush before eating?", ">\n\nBecause bacteria grows in your mouth at night" ]

[ "Why should you brush before eating?", ">\n\nBecause bacteria grows in your mouth at night", ">\n\nAnd you're going to add bacteria 10 minutes later by eating? Why wouldn't you just brush after breakfast?" ]

[ "Why should you brush before eating?", ">\n\nBecause bacteria grows in your mouth at night", ">\n\nAnd you're going to add bacteria 10 minutes later by eating? Why wouldn't you just brush after breakfast?", ">\n\n...so you brush your mouth twice every morning?" ]

[ "Why should you brush before eating?", ">\n\nBecause bacteria grows in your mouth at night", ">\n\nAnd you're going to add bacteria 10 minutes later by eating? Why wouldn't you just brush after breakfast?", ">\n\n...so you brush your mouth twice every morning?", ">\n\nYes and if you ask any dentist they'll tell you that's the right thing to do" ]

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[ "Well yeah. I doubt anyone getting trouble for over classifying documents" ]

[ "Well yeah. I doubt anyone getting trouble for over classifying documents", ">\n\nYep, so they just bake everything classified because it takes less time then you have a classified communique about whether Mrs. Biden prefers the houndstooth or basket weave pattern on the napkins for the photo OPP with school children" ]

[ "Well yeah. I doubt anyone getting trouble for over classifying documents", ">\n\nYep, so they just bake everything classified because it takes less time then you have a classified communique about whether Mrs. Biden prefers the houndstooth or basket weave pattern on the napkins for the photo OPP with school children", ">\n\nWhat’s that? You left the print out of the classified napkin patterns at a non-secure location?!?" ]

[ "Well yeah. I doubt anyone getting trouble for over classifying documents", ">\n\nYep, so they just bake everything classified because it takes less time then you have a classified communique about whether Mrs. Biden prefers the houndstooth or basket weave pattern on the napkins for the photo OPP with school children", ">\n\nWhat’s that? You left the print out of the classified napkin patterns at a non-secure location?!?", ">\n\nIt's the incentive/disincentive system. Unless that's fixed, the problem will persist." ]

[ "Well yeah. I doubt anyone getting trouble for over classifying documents", ">\n\nYep, so they just bake everything classified because it takes less time then you have a classified communique about whether Mrs. Biden prefers the houndstooth or basket weave pattern on the napkins for the photo OPP with school children", ">\n\nWhat’s that? You left the print out of the classified napkin patterns at a non-secure location?!?", ">\n\nIt's the incentive/disincentive system. Unless that's fixed, the problem will persist.", ">\n\nThen fix it, and also abide by existing processes and procedures for handling classified documents until then." ]

[ "Well yeah. I doubt anyone getting trouble for over classifying documents", ">\n\nYep, so they just bake everything classified because it takes less time then you have a classified communique about whether Mrs. Biden prefers the houndstooth or basket weave pattern on the napkins for the photo OPP with school children", ">\n\nWhat’s that? You left the print out of the classified napkin patterns at a non-secure location?!?", ">\n\nIt's the incentive/disincentive system. Unless that's fixed, the problem will persist.", ">\n\nThen fix it, and also abide by existing processes and procedures for handling classified documents until then.", ">\n\nOkay, to start we're gonna have to classify this comment and this post, probably retro classify related posts then..... Wait a minute...." ]

[ "Well yeah. I doubt anyone getting trouble for over classifying documents", ">\n\nYep, so they just bake everything classified because it takes less time then you have a classified communique about whether Mrs. Biden prefers the houndstooth or basket weave pattern on the napkins for the photo OPP with school children", ">\n\nWhat’s that? You left the print out of the classified napkin patterns at a non-secure location?!?", ">\n\nIt's the incentive/disincentive system. Unless that's fixed, the problem will persist.", ">\n\nThen fix it, and also abide by existing processes and procedures for handling classified documents until then.", ">\n\nOkay, to start we're gonna have to classify this comment and this post, probably retro classify related posts then..... Wait a minute....", ">\n\nI have a very easy way to fix this. \nFirst you REDACTED and REDACTED. Then, you REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED. Finally, you just REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED.\nAnd just like that, the problem is fixed!" ]

[ "Well yeah. I doubt anyone getting trouble for over classifying documents", ">\n\nYep, so they just bake everything classified because it takes less time then you have a classified communique about whether Mrs. Biden prefers the houndstooth or basket weave pattern on the napkins for the photo OPP with school children", ">\n\nWhat’s that? You left the print out of the classified napkin patterns at a non-secure location?!?", ">\n\nIt's the incentive/disincentive system. Unless that's fixed, the problem will persist.", ">\n\nThen fix it, and also abide by existing processes and procedures for handling classified documents until then.", ">\n\nOkay, to start we're gonna have to classify this comment and this post, probably retro classify related posts then..... Wait a minute....", ">\n\nI have a very easy way to fix this. \nFirst you REDACTED and REDACTED. Then, you REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED. Finally, you just REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED.\nAnd just like that, the problem is fixed!", ">\n\nThat’s not secure enough. Have you considered:\nI have a very easy way to fix this.\nFirst you >!REDACTED!< and >!REDACTED!< Then, you >!accidentally use black highlighter in the PDF which does nothing!<. Finally, you just >!REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED!<.\nAnd just like that, the problem is fixed!" ]

[ "Well yeah. I doubt anyone getting trouble for over classifying documents", ">\n\nYep, so they just bake everything classified because it takes less time then you have a classified communique about whether Mrs. Biden prefers the houndstooth or basket weave pattern on the napkins for the photo OPP with school children", ">\n\nWhat’s that? You left the print out of the classified napkin patterns at a non-secure location?!?", ">\n\nIt's the incentive/disincentive system. Unless that's fixed, the problem will persist.", ">\n\nThen fix it, and also abide by existing processes and procedures for handling classified documents until then.", ">\n\nOkay, to start we're gonna have to classify this comment and this post, probably retro classify related posts then..... Wait a minute....", ">\n\nI have a very easy way to fix this. \nFirst you REDACTED and REDACTED. Then, you REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED. Finally, you just REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED.\nAnd just like that, the problem is fixed!", ">\n\nThat’s not secure enough. Have you considered:\nI have a very easy way to fix this.\nFirst you >!REDACTED!< and >!REDACTED!< Then, you >!accidentally use black highlighter in the PDF which does nothing!<. Finally, you just >!REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED!<.\nAnd just like that, the problem is fixed!", ">\n\nMaybe a management problem? Seems like just about anyone can get access to classified documents and there's no history of its movements." ]

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[ "The keycaps are from pimpmykeyboard. I paid a heavy price on my order because of the VAT. Do you know any alternative from europe that offer this range of colors and individual keycaps?" ]

[ "The keycaps are from pimpmykeyboard. I paid a heavy price on my order because of the VAT. Do you know any alternative from europe that offer this range of colors and individual keycaps?", ">\n\nWas honestly going to ask where you got these. I have been wanting some blank alpha keycaps with legends on the other keys and it seems you have them right there!\nI've learned that bang for buck Keychron is the safest choice, Akko has some nice options for barebones as well as switches and keycaps yet seemingly never in stock with the specific ones I want.\nWhile I don't have any REAL information for you, I do have a \"Good Job!\" to give you as I very much like this keyboard. So, Good Job!" ]

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[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country" ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats." ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?" ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit." ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"" ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give." ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!" ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise." ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time." ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake..." ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake...", ">\n\nYea, he's Phucked" ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake...", ">\n\nYea, he's Phucked", ">\n\nI literally upvoted all the Phuc jokes in this thread. Not my proudest Phucing moment." ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake...", ">\n\nYea, he's Phucked", ">\n\nI literally upvoted all the Phuc jokes in this thread. Not my proudest Phucing moment.", ">\n\nSame.My thumb hurts but I dont give a Phuc." ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake...", ">\n\nYea, he's Phucked", ">\n\nI literally upvoted all the Phuc jokes in this thread. Not my proudest Phucing moment.", ">\n\nSame.My thumb hurts but I dont give a Phuc.", ">\n\nBehold the Covid fallout" ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake...", ">\n\nYea, he's Phucked", ">\n\nI literally upvoted all the Phuc jokes in this thread. Not my proudest Phucing moment.", ">\n\nSame.My thumb hurts but I dont give a Phuc.", ">\n\nBehold the Covid fallout", ">\n\n\"Get the Phuc out of here!\"" ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake...", ">\n\nYea, he's Phucked", ">\n\nI literally upvoted all the Phuc jokes in this thread. Not my proudest Phucing moment.", ">\n\nSame.My thumb hurts but I dont give a Phuc.", ">\n\nBehold the Covid fallout", ">\n\n\"Get the Phuc out of here!\"", ">\n\n...and take these Phuc-ers with him!" ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake...", ">\n\nYea, he's Phucked", ">\n\nI literally upvoted all the Phuc jokes in this thread. Not my proudest Phucing moment.", ">\n\nSame.My thumb hurts but I dont give a Phuc.", ">\n\nBehold the Covid fallout", ">\n\n\"Get the Phuc out of here!\"", ">\n\n...and take these Phuc-ers with him!", ">\n\nwhat the phuc" ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake...", ">\n\nYea, he's Phucked", ">\n\nI literally upvoted all the Phuc jokes in this thread. Not my proudest Phucing moment.", ">\n\nSame.My thumb hurts but I dont give a Phuc.", ">\n\nBehold the Covid fallout", ">\n\n\"Get the Phuc out of here!\"", ">\n\n...and take these Phuc-ers with him!", ">\n\nwhat the phuc", ">\n\nPhuc that" ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake...", ">\n\nYea, he's Phucked", ">\n\nI literally upvoted all the Phuc jokes in this thread. Not my proudest Phucing moment.", ">\n\nSame.My thumb hurts but I dont give a Phuc.", ">\n\nBehold the Covid fallout", ">\n\n\"Get the Phuc out of here!\"", ">\n\n...and take these Phuc-ers with him!", ">\n\nwhat the phuc", ">\n\nPhuc that", ">\n\n\"It Was At This Moment That He Knew He Phuc'd Up\"" ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake...", ">\n\nYea, he's Phucked", ">\n\nI literally upvoted all the Phuc jokes in this thread. Not my proudest Phucing moment.", ">\n\nSame.My thumb hurts but I dont give a Phuc.", ">\n\nBehold the Covid fallout", ">\n\n\"Get the Phuc out of here!\"", ">\n\n...and take these Phuc-ers with him!", ">\n\nwhat the phuc", ">\n\nPhuc that", ">\n\n\"It Was At This Moment That He Knew He Phuc'd Up\"", ">\n\nPresident what now?" ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake...", ">\n\nYea, he's Phucked", ">\n\nI literally upvoted all the Phuc jokes in this thread. Not my proudest Phucing moment.", ">\n\nSame.My thumb hurts but I dont give a Phuc.", ">\n\nBehold the Covid fallout", ">\n\n\"Get the Phuc out of here!\"", ">\n\n...and take these Phuc-ers with him!", ">\n\nwhat the phuc", ">\n\nPhuc that", ">\n\n\"It Was At This Moment That He Knew He Phuc'd Up\"", ">\n\nPresident what now?", ">\n\nPresident Phuc" ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake...", ">\n\nYea, he's Phucked", ">\n\nI literally upvoted all the Phuc jokes in this thread. Not my proudest Phucing moment.", ">\n\nSame.My thumb hurts but I dont give a Phuc.", ">\n\nBehold the Covid fallout", ">\n\n\"Get the Phuc out of here!\"", ">\n\n...and take these Phuc-ers with him!", ">\n\nwhat the phuc", ">\n\nPhuc that", ">\n\n\"It Was At This Moment That He Knew He Phuc'd Up\"", ">\n\nPresident what now?", ">\n\nPresident Phuc", ">\n\nI totally forgot that this is funny in English. I’m married to a Vietnamese national and it’s pronounced differently in Vietnamese. My wife is looking at me laughing at these comments and is so confused." ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake...", ">\n\nYea, he's Phucked", ">\n\nI literally upvoted all the Phuc jokes in this thread. Not my proudest Phucing moment.", ">\n\nSame.My thumb hurts but I dont give a Phuc.", ">\n\nBehold the Covid fallout", ">\n\n\"Get the Phuc out of here!\"", ">\n\n...and take these Phuc-ers with him!", ">\n\nwhat the phuc", ">\n\nPhuc that", ">\n\n\"It Was At This Moment That He Knew He Phuc'd Up\"", ">\n\nPresident what now?", ">\n\nPresident Phuc", ">\n\nI totally forgot that this is funny in English. I’m married to a Vietnamese national and it’s pronounced differently in Vietnamese. My wife is looking at me laughing at these comments and is so confused.", ">\n\nI can only feel bad for people who are named Bich and Dung." ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake...", ">\n\nYea, he's Phucked", ">\n\nI literally upvoted all the Phuc jokes in this thread. Not my proudest Phucing moment.", ">\n\nSame.My thumb hurts but I dont give a Phuc.", ">\n\nBehold the Covid fallout", ">\n\n\"Get the Phuc out of here!\"", ">\n\n...and take these Phuc-ers with him!", ">\n\nwhat the phuc", ">\n\nPhuc that", ">\n\n\"It Was At This Moment That He Knew He Phuc'd Up\"", ">\n\nPresident what now?", ">\n\nPresident Phuc", ">\n\nI totally forgot that this is funny in English. I’m married to a Vietnamese national and it’s pronounced differently in Vietnamese. My wife is looking at me laughing at these comments and is so confused.", ">\n\nI can only feel bad for people who are named Bich and Dung.", ">\n\nWhat about the Dong?" ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake...", ">\n\nYea, he's Phucked", ">\n\nI literally upvoted all the Phuc jokes in this thread. Not my proudest Phucing moment.", ">\n\nSame.My thumb hurts but I dont give a Phuc.", ">\n\nBehold the Covid fallout", ">\n\n\"Get the Phuc out of here!\"", ">\n\n...and take these Phuc-ers with him!", ">\n\nwhat the phuc", ">\n\nPhuc that", ">\n\n\"It Was At This Moment That He Knew He Phuc'd Up\"", ">\n\nPresident what now?", ">\n\nPresident Phuc", ">\n\nI totally forgot that this is funny in English. I’m married to a Vietnamese national and it’s pronounced differently in Vietnamese. My wife is looking at me laughing at these comments and is so confused.", ">\n\nI can only feel bad for people who are named Bich and Dung.", ">\n\nWhat about the Dong?", ">\n\nDong is fine, I mean, it's basically the Asian Dick." ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake...", ">\n\nYea, he's Phucked", ">\n\nI literally upvoted all the Phuc jokes in this thread. Not my proudest Phucing moment.", ">\n\nSame.My thumb hurts but I dont give a Phuc.", ">\n\nBehold the Covid fallout", ">\n\n\"Get the Phuc out of here!\"", ">\n\n...and take these Phuc-ers with him!", ">\n\nwhat the phuc", ">\n\nPhuc that", ">\n\n\"It Was At This Moment That He Knew He Phuc'd Up\"", ">\n\nPresident what now?", ">\n\nPresident Phuc", ">\n\nI totally forgot that this is funny in English. I’m married to a Vietnamese national and it’s pronounced differently in Vietnamese. My wife is looking at me laughing at these comments and is so confused.", ">\n\nI can only feel bad for people who are named Bich and Dung.", ">\n\nWhat about the Dong?", ">\n\nDong is fine, I mean, it's basically the Asian Dick.", ">\n\nPhuc" ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake...", ">\n\nYea, he's Phucked", ">\n\nI literally upvoted all the Phuc jokes in this thread. Not my proudest Phucing moment.", ">\n\nSame.My thumb hurts but I dont give a Phuc.", ">\n\nBehold the Covid fallout", ">\n\n\"Get the Phuc out of here!\"", ">\n\n...and take these Phuc-ers with him!", ">\n\nwhat the phuc", ">\n\nPhuc that", ">\n\n\"It Was At This Moment That He Knew He Phuc'd Up\"", ">\n\nPresident what now?", ">\n\nPresident Phuc", ">\n\nI totally forgot that this is funny in English. I’m married to a Vietnamese national and it’s pronounced differently in Vietnamese. My wife is looking at me laughing at these comments and is so confused.", ">\n\nI can only feel bad for people who are named Bich and Dung.", ">\n\nWhat about the Dong?", ">\n\nDong is fine, I mean, it's basically the Asian Dick.", ">\n\nPhuc", ">\n\nDudes Phucking the government up." ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake...", ">\n\nYea, he's Phucked", ">\n\nI literally upvoted all the Phuc jokes in this thread. Not my proudest Phucing moment.", ">\n\nSame.My thumb hurts but I dont give a Phuc.", ">\n\nBehold the Covid fallout", ">\n\n\"Get the Phuc out of here!\"", ">\n\n...and take these Phuc-ers with him!", ">\n\nwhat the phuc", ">\n\nPhuc that", ">\n\n\"It Was At This Moment That He Knew He Phuc'd Up\"", ">\n\nPresident what now?", ">\n\nPresident Phuc", ">\n\nI totally forgot that this is funny in English. I’m married to a Vietnamese national and it’s pronounced differently in Vietnamese. My wife is looking at me laughing at these comments and is so confused.", ">\n\nI can only feel bad for people who are named Bich and Dung.", ">\n\nWhat about the Dong?", ">\n\nDong is fine, I mean, it's basically the Asian Dick.", ">\n\nPhuc", ">\n\nDudes Phucking the government up.", ">\n\nWell, not anymore." ]

[ "Perhaps I'm a cynic but whenever I read about corruption crackdowns, I tend to believe that it's more of one group trying to oust another group for the sake of power rather than for the sake of the country", ">\n\nPretty much.\nFighting real corruption is fighting established systems.\nFake fighting corruption is going after individuals - enemies and scapegoats.", ">\n\nSo you're saying if I fist fight a sewer system I'm fighting corruption?", ">\n\nWell, you're at least fighting shit.", ">\n\n\"Phuc it I'm out.\"", ">\n\nVietnam is all out of Phucs to give.", ">\n\nWe'll do it live. Phuccin' thing sucks!", ">\n\nIronically he promised to get corruption out of the government and his leaving actually keeps that promise.", ">\n\nMaybe all the corrupt people are forcing him out so they can keep being corrupt. Happens in Mexico all the time.", ">\n\nFor Phuc's sake...", ">\n\nYea, he's Phucked", ">\n\nI literally upvoted all the Phuc jokes in this thread. Not my proudest Phucing moment.", ">\n\nSame.My thumb hurts but I dont give a Phuc.", ">\n\nBehold the Covid fallout", ">\n\n\"Get the Phuc out of here!\"", ">\n\n...and take these Phuc-ers with him!", ">\n\nwhat the phuc", ">\n\nPhuc that", ">\n\n\"It Was At This Moment That He Knew He Phuc'd Up\"", ">\n\nPresident what now?", ">\n\nPresident Phuc", ">\n\nI totally forgot that this is funny in English. I’m married to a Vietnamese national and it’s pronounced differently in Vietnamese. My wife is looking at me laughing at these comments and is so confused.", ">\n\nI can only feel bad for people who are named Bich and Dung.", ">\n\nWhat about the Dong?", ">\n\nDong is fine, I mean, it's basically the Asian Dick.", ">\n\nPhuc", ">\n\nDudes Phucking the government up.", ">\n\nWell, not anymore.", ">\n\nAh well, Phuc him I guess." ]