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[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower..." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee..." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting ." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order.." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science.", ">\n\nCONGRESSIONAL RUBBER ROOM\nThe Science, Space and Technology Committee has 41 seats and the Small Business Committee has 27 seats. He will be lost inside those committees. They will not seek his guidance, or opinion, or anything. He'll just text and fart all day" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science.", ">\n\nCONGRESSIONAL RUBBER ROOM\nThe Science, Space and Technology Committee has 41 seats and the Small Business Committee has 27 seats. He will be lost inside those committees. They will not seek his guidance, or opinion, or anything. He'll just text and fart all day", ">\n\nIt's so encouraging that he's successfully defeated voters so blatantly." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science.", ">\n\nCONGRESSIONAL RUBBER ROOM\nThe Science, Space and Technology Committee has 41 seats and the Small Business Committee has 27 seats. He will be lost inside those committees. They will not seek his guidance, or opinion, or anything. He'll just text and fart all day", ">\n\nIt's so encouraging that he's successfully defeated voters so blatantly.", ">\n\nSo Russian mafia funding him is also working the Conservative leadership, got it." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science.", ">\n\nCONGRESSIONAL RUBBER ROOM\nThe Science, Space and Technology Committee has 41 seats and the Small Business Committee has 27 seats. He will be lost inside those committees. They will not seek his guidance, or opinion, or anything. He'll just text and fart all day", ">\n\nIt's so encouraging that he's successfully defeated voters so blatantly.", ">\n\nSo Russian mafia funding him is also working the Conservative leadership, got it.", ">\n\nAny time the headline calls you ‘embattled’ you know you’re fucked." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science.", ">\n\nCONGRESSIONAL RUBBER ROOM\nThe Science, Space and Technology Committee has 41 seats and the Small Business Committee has 27 seats. He will be lost inside those committees. They will not seek his guidance, or opinion, or anything. He'll just text and fart all day", ">\n\nIt's so encouraging that he's successfully defeated voters so blatantly.", ">\n\nSo Russian mafia funding him is also working the Conservative leadership, got it.", ">\n\nAny time the headline calls you ‘embattled’ you know you’re fucked.", ">\n\nThe grift must flow." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science.", ">\n\nCONGRESSIONAL RUBBER ROOM\nThe Science, Space and Technology Committee has 41 seats and the Small Business Committee has 27 seats. He will be lost inside those committees. They will not seek his guidance, or opinion, or anything. He'll just text and fart all day", ">\n\nIt's so encouraging that he's successfully defeated voters so blatantly.", ">\n\nSo Russian mafia funding him is also working the Conservative leadership, got it.", ">\n\nAny time the headline calls you ‘embattled’ you know you’re fucked.", ">\n\nThe grift must flow.", ">\n\nInsane..." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science.", ">\n\nCONGRESSIONAL RUBBER ROOM\nThe Science, Space and Technology Committee has 41 seats and the Small Business Committee has 27 seats. He will be lost inside those committees. They will not seek his guidance, or opinion, or anything. He'll just text and fart all day", ">\n\nIt's so encouraging that he's successfully defeated voters so blatantly.", ">\n\nSo Russian mafia funding him is also working the Conservative leadership, got it.", ">\n\nAny time the headline calls you ‘embattled’ you know you’re fucked.", ">\n\nThe grift must flow.", ">\n\nInsane...", ">\n\nSure, because lying scumbag is just what you need in science." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science.", ">\n\nCONGRESSIONAL RUBBER ROOM\nThe Science, Space and Technology Committee has 41 seats and the Small Business Committee has 27 seats. He will be lost inside those committees. They will not seek his guidance, or opinion, or anything. He'll just text and fart all day", ">\n\nIt's so encouraging that he's successfully defeated voters so blatantly.", ">\n\nSo Russian mafia funding him is also working the Conservative leadership, got it.", ">\n\nAny time the headline calls you ‘embattled’ you know you’re fucked.", ">\n\nThe grift must flow.", ">\n\nInsane...", ">\n\nSure, because lying scumbag is just what you need in science.", ">\n\nFfs" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science.", ">\n\nCONGRESSIONAL RUBBER ROOM\nThe Science, Space and Technology Committee has 41 seats and the Small Business Committee has 27 seats. He will be lost inside those committees. They will not seek his guidance, or opinion, or anything. He'll just text and fart all day", ">\n\nIt's so encouraging that he's successfully defeated voters so blatantly.", ">\n\nSo Russian mafia funding him is also working the Conservative leadership, got it.", ">\n\nAny time the headline calls you ‘embattled’ you know you’re fucked.", ">\n\nThe grift must flow.", ">\n\nInsane...", ">\n\nSure, because lying scumbag is just what you need in science.", ">\n\nFfs", ">\n\nNot really accurate to say he's embattled. He has a vote." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science.", ">\n\nCONGRESSIONAL RUBBER ROOM\nThe Science, Space and Technology Committee has 41 seats and the Small Business Committee has 27 seats. He will be lost inside those committees. They will not seek his guidance, or opinion, or anything. He'll just text and fart all day", ">\n\nIt's so encouraging that he's successfully defeated voters so blatantly.", ">\n\nSo Russian mafia funding him is also working the Conservative leadership, got it.", ">\n\nAny time the headline calls you ‘embattled’ you know you’re fucked.", ">\n\nThe grift must flow.", ">\n\nInsane...", ">\n\nSure, because lying scumbag is just what you need in science.", ">\n\nFfs", ">\n\nNot really accurate to say he's embattled. He has a vote.", ">\n\nThis is how you lose a seat next cycle. The campaign ad options are a green field. I’d start airing hilarious 5 second sitcom style bits where this douchebag lies about something new every week on Saturday evening. You could get A list talent for free. He’s a disgrace, and deserves to be humiliated for as long as he continues with this nonsense. Every second he spends in Washington is an insult to every soldier who fought and died for this country." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science.", ">\n\nCONGRESSIONAL RUBBER ROOM\nThe Science, Space and Technology Committee has 41 seats and the Small Business Committee has 27 seats. He will be lost inside those committees. They will not seek his guidance, or opinion, or anything. He'll just text and fart all day", ">\n\nIt's so encouraging that he's successfully defeated voters so blatantly.", ">\n\nSo Russian mafia funding him is also working the Conservative leadership, got it.", ">\n\nAny time the headline calls you ‘embattled’ you know you’re fucked.", ">\n\nThe grift must flow.", ">\n\nInsane...", ">\n\nSure, because lying scumbag is just what you need in science.", ">\n\nFfs", ">\n\nNot really accurate to say he's embattled. He has a vote.", ">\n\nThis is how you lose a seat next cycle. The campaign ad options are a green field. I’d start airing hilarious 5 second sitcom style bits where this douchebag lies about something new every week on Saturday evening. You could get A list talent for free. He’s a disgrace, and deserves to be humiliated for as long as he continues with this nonsense. Every second he spends in Washington is an insult to every soldier who fought and died for this country.", ">\n\nTIL astronomical lying qualifies you as a space expert" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science.", ">\n\nCONGRESSIONAL RUBBER ROOM\nThe Science, Space and Technology Committee has 41 seats and the Small Business Committee has 27 seats. He will be lost inside those committees. They will not seek his guidance, or opinion, or anything. He'll just text and fart all day", ">\n\nIt's so encouraging that he's successfully defeated voters so blatantly.", ">\n\nSo Russian mafia funding him is also working the Conservative leadership, got it.", ">\n\nAny time the headline calls you ‘embattled’ you know you’re fucked.", ">\n\nThe grift must flow.", ">\n\nInsane...", ">\n\nSure, because lying scumbag is just what you need in science.", ">\n\nFfs", ">\n\nNot really accurate to say he's embattled. He has a vote.", ">\n\nThis is how you lose a seat next cycle. The campaign ad options are a green field. I’d start airing hilarious 5 second sitcom style bits where this douchebag lies about something new every week on Saturday evening. You could get A list talent for free. He’s a disgrace, and deserves to be humiliated for as long as he continues with this nonsense. Every second he spends in Washington is an insult to every soldier who fought and died for this country.", ">\n\nTIL astronomical lying qualifies you as a space expert", ">\n\nWell, he was the first person to walk on the surface of Mars, so there's that." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science.", ">\n\nCONGRESSIONAL RUBBER ROOM\nThe Science, Space and Technology Committee has 41 seats and the Small Business Committee has 27 seats. He will be lost inside those committees. They will not seek his guidance, or opinion, or anything. He'll just text and fart all day", ">\n\nIt's so encouraging that he's successfully defeated voters so blatantly.", ">\n\nSo Russian mafia funding him is also working the Conservative leadership, got it.", ">\n\nAny time the headline calls you ‘embattled’ you know you’re fucked.", ">\n\nThe grift must flow.", ">\n\nInsane...", ">\n\nSure, because lying scumbag is just what you need in science.", ">\n\nFfs", ">\n\nNot really accurate to say he's embattled. He has a vote.", ">\n\nThis is how you lose a seat next cycle. The campaign ad options are a green field. I’d start airing hilarious 5 second sitcom style bits where this douchebag lies about something new every week on Saturday evening. You could get A list talent for free. He’s a disgrace, and deserves to be humiliated for as long as he continues with this nonsense. Every second he spends in Washington is an insult to every soldier who fought and died for this country.", ">\n\nTIL astronomical lying qualifies you as a space expert", ">\n\nWell, he was the first person to walk on the surface of Mars, so there's that.", ">\n\nI knew not to trust the science…😝" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science.", ">\n\nCONGRESSIONAL RUBBER ROOM\nThe Science, Space and Technology Committee has 41 seats and the Small Business Committee has 27 seats. He will be lost inside those committees. They will not seek his guidance, or opinion, or anything. He'll just text and fart all day", ">\n\nIt's so encouraging that he's successfully defeated voters so blatantly.", ">\n\nSo Russian mafia funding him is also working the Conservative leadership, got it.", ">\n\nAny time the headline calls you ‘embattled’ you know you’re fucked.", ">\n\nThe grift must flow.", ">\n\nInsane...", ">\n\nSure, because lying scumbag is just what you need in science.", ">\n\nFfs", ">\n\nNot really accurate to say he's embattled. He has a vote.", ">\n\nThis is how you lose a seat next cycle. The campaign ad options are a green field. I’d start airing hilarious 5 second sitcom style bits where this douchebag lies about something new every week on Saturday evening. You could get A list talent for free. He’s a disgrace, and deserves to be humiliated for as long as he continues with this nonsense. Every second he spends in Washington is an insult to every soldier who fought and died for this country.", ">\n\nTIL astronomical lying qualifies you as a space expert", ">\n\nWell, he was the first person to walk on the surface of Mars, so there's that.", ">\n\nI knew not to trust the science…😝", ">\n\nShameful." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science.", ">\n\nCONGRESSIONAL RUBBER ROOM\nThe Science, Space and Technology Committee has 41 seats and the Small Business Committee has 27 seats. He will be lost inside those committees. They will not seek his guidance, or opinion, or anything. He'll just text and fart all day", ">\n\nIt's so encouraging that he's successfully defeated voters so blatantly.", ">\n\nSo Russian mafia funding him is also working the Conservative leadership, got it.", ">\n\nAny time the headline calls you ‘embattled’ you know you’re fucked.", ">\n\nThe grift must flow.", ">\n\nInsane...", ">\n\nSure, because lying scumbag is just what you need in science.", ">\n\nFfs", ">\n\nNot really accurate to say he's embattled. He has a vote.", ">\n\nThis is how you lose a seat next cycle. The campaign ad options are a green field. I’d start airing hilarious 5 second sitcom style bits where this douchebag lies about something new every week on Saturday evening. You could get A list talent for free. He’s a disgrace, and deserves to be humiliated for as long as he continues with this nonsense. Every second he spends in Washington is an insult to every soldier who fought and died for this country.", ">\n\nTIL astronomical lying qualifies you as a space expert", ">\n\nWell, he was the first person to walk on the surface of Mars, so there's that.", ">\n\nI knew not to trust the science…😝", ">\n\nShameful.", ">\n\nWhat will Republicans do for the next year? Block anything worthwhile, I'm sure, but are they going to not actually pass anything that affects people then blame the democrats to get voted in again? We've needed term limits since Ceaser." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science.", ">\n\nCONGRESSIONAL RUBBER ROOM\nThe Science, Space and Technology Committee has 41 seats and the Small Business Committee has 27 seats. He will be lost inside those committees. They will not seek his guidance, or opinion, or anything. He'll just text and fart all day", ">\n\nIt's so encouraging that he's successfully defeated voters so blatantly.", ">\n\nSo Russian mafia funding him is also working the Conservative leadership, got it.", ">\n\nAny time the headline calls you ‘embattled’ you know you’re fucked.", ">\n\nThe grift must flow.", ">\n\nInsane...", ">\n\nSure, because lying scumbag is just what you need in science.", ">\n\nFfs", ">\n\nNot really accurate to say he's embattled. He has a vote.", ">\n\nThis is how you lose a seat next cycle. The campaign ad options are a green field. I’d start airing hilarious 5 second sitcom style bits where this douchebag lies about something new every week on Saturday evening. You could get A list talent for free. He’s a disgrace, and deserves to be humiliated for as long as he continues with this nonsense. Every second he spends in Washington is an insult to every soldier who fought and died for this country.", ">\n\nTIL astronomical lying qualifies you as a space expert", ">\n\nWell, he was the first person to walk on the surface of Mars, so there's that.", ">\n\nI knew not to trust the science…😝", ">\n\nShameful.", ">\n\nWhat will Republicans do for the next year? Block anything worthwhile, I'm sure, but are they going to not actually pass anything that affects people then blame the democrats to get voted in again? We've needed term limits since Ceaser.", ">\n\nDidn’t he also get assigned a babysitter?" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science.", ">\n\nCONGRESSIONAL RUBBER ROOM\nThe Science, Space and Technology Committee has 41 seats and the Small Business Committee has 27 seats. He will be lost inside those committees. They will not seek his guidance, or opinion, or anything. He'll just text and fart all day", ">\n\nIt's so encouraging that he's successfully defeated voters so blatantly.", ">\n\nSo Russian mafia funding him is also working the Conservative leadership, got it.", ">\n\nAny time the headline calls you ‘embattled’ you know you’re fucked.", ">\n\nThe grift must flow.", ">\n\nInsane...", ">\n\nSure, because lying scumbag is just what you need in science.", ">\n\nFfs", ">\n\nNot really accurate to say he's embattled. He has a vote.", ">\n\nThis is how you lose a seat next cycle. The campaign ad options are a green field. I’d start airing hilarious 5 second sitcom style bits where this douchebag lies about something new every week on Saturday evening. You could get A list talent for free. He’s a disgrace, and deserves to be humiliated for as long as he continues with this nonsense. Every second he spends in Washington is an insult to every soldier who fought and died for this country.", ">\n\nTIL astronomical lying qualifies you as a space expert", ">\n\nWell, he was the first person to walk on the surface of Mars, so there's that.", ">\n\nI knew not to trust the science…😝", ">\n\nShameful.", ">\n\nWhat will Republicans do for the next year? Block anything worthwhile, I'm sure, but are they going to not actually pass anything that affects people then blame the democrats to get voted in again? We've needed term limits since Ceaser.", ">\n\nDidn’t he also get assigned a babysitter?", ">\n\nLies" ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science.", ">\n\nCONGRESSIONAL RUBBER ROOM\nThe Science, Space and Technology Committee has 41 seats and the Small Business Committee has 27 seats. He will be lost inside those committees. They will not seek his guidance, or opinion, or anything. He'll just text and fart all day", ">\n\nIt's so encouraging that he's successfully defeated voters so blatantly.", ">\n\nSo Russian mafia funding him is also working the Conservative leadership, got it.", ">\n\nAny time the headline calls you ‘embattled’ you know you’re fucked.", ">\n\nThe grift must flow.", ">\n\nInsane...", ">\n\nSure, because lying scumbag is just what you need in science.", ">\n\nFfs", ">\n\nNot really accurate to say he's embattled. He has a vote.", ">\n\nThis is how you lose a seat next cycle. The campaign ad options are a green field. I’d start airing hilarious 5 second sitcom style bits where this douchebag lies about something new every week on Saturday evening. You could get A list talent for free. He’s a disgrace, and deserves to be humiliated for as long as he continues with this nonsense. Every second he spends in Washington is an insult to every soldier who fought and died for this country.", ">\n\nTIL astronomical lying qualifies you as a space expert", ">\n\nWell, he was the first person to walk on the surface of Mars, so there's that.", ">\n\nI knew not to trust the science…😝", ">\n\nShameful.", ">\n\nWhat will Republicans do for the next year? Block anything worthwhile, I'm sure, but are they going to not actually pass anything that affects people then blame the democrats to get voted in again? We've needed term limits since Ceaser.", ">\n\nDidn’t he also get assigned a babysitter?", ">\n\nLies", ">\n\nThe only thing this motherfucker should be awarded is a swift kick to his nads and a couple of years in the slammer." ]

[ "He didn't actually get those committee seats, he just put them on his resume...\n/S", ">\n\nDouble dicked him!", ">\n\nWell given all his Nobel Prizes and the fact that he’s CEO of so many Fortune 500 companies that only makes sense.", ">\n\nHe’s also the only Super Bowl winning President to visit Jupiter’s surface.", ">\n\nAnd his cure for cancer also solved world hunger, take that liberal media.", ">\n\nHe's the current and future mayor of space.\nThat's one the libs never like to admit.", ">\n\nMakes sense, considering the amount of respect Republicans have for both small business owners and science.", ">\n\nThe biggest of fucking oofs. Amazingly", ">\n\nJust so pathetic. Republicans still have majority in the house so this is the easiest softball to throw to look at least a LITTLE responsible and they can’t even do that. Was keeping him on one of those secret conditions Kevin had to make to win Speaker?", ">\n\nBy the end of that shit show I'm sure Kevin was agreeing to just about anything to get it done. Which is why Gaetz and MTG will have the shiniest most well licked boots in the chamber for the next couple years", ">\n\nThis is what happens when you make a Minion the Speaker of the House. \nFYI: Liz Truss only lasted 6 weeks in the UK. I don’t think Kevin will make it that long.", ">\n\nSeems like this happens every time the republicans take the house. Didn't Paul Ryan go through this too? At the very least McCarthy is gonna be in for some \"fun\" when he pisses off the establishment to cater to MTG while trying to pretend that he's not doing so", ">\n\nWhat’s he going to do when he has to choose between the businesses that fund his reelection and a raving lunatic?", ">\n\nThis is so typical of the GOP's rejection of science and reason.\nCalling them the idiocracy is actually an insult to idiocrats.", ">\n\nAn idiot cannot fathom reason. Republicans hate and sabotage reason.", ">\n\nHe's a master of the science of lying and the business of fraud.", ">\n\nI’d argue he’s more of a novice considering how exposed he is but still funny 😅", ">\n\nfaked those qualifications too", ">\n\nAh, Republicans! So brazen in their corruption. They glory in it like a dog rolling in shit.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t give the slightest shit about the country.", ">\n\nJust when you think they couldn't sink any lower...", ">\n\nI never think that.", ">\n\nDitto", ">\n\nSICKENING. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. SOCIOPATHS AND CRIMINALS have taken over the country.", ">\n\nWell he did invent the internet so that makes sense.", ">\n\nI've heard he invented science too.", ">\n\nI heard he beat science in a wrestling match.", ">\n\nI heard he invented wrestling.", ">\n\nHe's been wrestling with the truth for so long he can't even remember what his actual name is.", ">\n\nThey should send him on a fact finding mission to Brazil. Brazil might have some sort of official business to share with him when he lands, like a free stay at a government facility.", ">\n\nThis is nothing, just wait until DeSantis gets into the oval office. We're fucked!", ">\n\nYup, they think science and religion are the same, just a bunch of lies—no wonder they award the seat to the professional liar.", ">\n\nI’m not the type that goes around wanting to punch people, but every picture of this guy immediately sets off my “that guy needs to be punched in the face” alarm. Picture doesn’t need a caption or anything.", ">\n\nMay I present to you one of the most awesome and perfect words in the German language? “Backpfeifengesicht.” Google it — you’ll love it.", ">\n\nWe're about 3 weeks from the GOP pretending that none of this controversy even happened. Oh, to be living in a post-truth era, ain't it grand.", ">\n\nAs a career Federal Employee, I am 110% certain that if I were to have fabricated even a quarter of what Santos has fabricated, and was found out, that I would no longer be a Federal Employee.", ">\n\noh did somebody think Republicans had shame?\nGrover norquist and Ronald Reagan told you about how they wanted to destroy the federal government. why are the American people so stupid that they think these goons will act in good faith for the country's interest...\nI would say we lucked out that the people that wanted to destroy the government are so stupid but as it turns out there's still considerably smarter than most of the country.", ">\n\nYou think they are going to look into ethics violations?\nThey literally just muzzled the committee so it is now harder to enforce. They made it easier to get away with shit. Because they know they are about to do some shady ass shit!", ">\n\nIf the lying congressman can scam his donors out of a condo in Brazil & an undisclosed $750,000.00 he clearly belongs on the Big Business committee...", ">\n\nSome reports say his donor knew exactly who he was giving money too.", ">\n\nWell he did invent science and business so it makes sense", ">\n\nGood thing they axed the ethics committee.", ">\n\nI'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this, but here it goes: in Republican politics, these are the committee assignments for someone you want to go away. They are meaningless committees that will do very little and--more importantly--are difficult to fundraise from.\nAs other committee assignments are finalized, keep an eye out for what other committees members of Space, Science, and Technology (SST) and Small Business serve on. Sure, a member might be appointed to SST, but they might also be on Financial Services or Energy and Commerce; huge committees with massive fundraising potential. Santos, on the other hand, bagged two of the worst committee assignments that a Republican can pull.\nI know to the uninitiated, being assigned to the \"Science Committee\" makes it look like a serial liar is going to have oversight of all science in the country, but this is one of the most insignificant committees in Congress. And until the Ethics Committee comes up with a good reason to boot him off of committees and out of Congress, the Speaker has to put him somewhere.", ">\n\nThey gutted the ethics committee as well.\nThe fact that they can't even denounce this lying sack of shit shows how corrupt the GOP has become. \nI don't care how insignificant the committee is. They've accepted him into their ranks and again have shown there is literally no bottom for these grifters.", ">\n\nAnd Margie trailerpark Green is on homeland security and oversight…I’m going to tune out a while. This is just fucking dark.", ">\n\nIt was the only way to get Santos to share his arc reactor technology with the United States.", ">\n\nHow is our country supposed to come out of this without destroying itself first?", ">\n\nTypical.", ">\n\nIt makes sense I've heard he won the Nobel Prize in both Chemistry and Economics.", ">\n\nHis near-constant smirk is slowly forcing his mug towards the top of my Most Punchable Faces list.", ">\n\nWell he invented microbiology so he should be on the science committee. He just needs to be on intelligence committees as well given his extensive experience as a secret agent.", ">\n\nWhat does one have to do to lose all credibility? I don't think there's a bottom. Of course there is the obvious bottom in this scenario.", ">\n\nwhy", ">\n\nPoliticians are shitting on the US population lol", ">\n\nDon't both sides this. These are Republicans shitting on us.", ">\n\nI totally agree, Republicans are literally scum but honestly they're all complicit at this point.", ">\n\nthe science of bullshit", ">\n\nOnly people to blame are the voters who vote for this party", ">\n\nThis.", ">\n\nSay what you will, but the man's qualified. Have you even read his resume? The man invented OXYGEN", ">\n\nOnce again the republicans show their collective integrity", ">\n\nAs a small business owner I look forward to his help. Like how can I turn a small remodel contracting business into a pyramid scheme?", ">\n\nI guess that tells us how much the new speaker values science.", ">\n\nA shining example for generations to come", ">\n\nI suspect this move is tantamount to putting him out to pasture. How much do the GOP care about science? That's how important this appointment is.", ">\n\nI would say it's a move to make sure no one takes the science committee seriously and they can just keep pushing anti-intellectual nonsense.", ">\n\nI love it.\nPut the dude who’s about to get indicted front and center.\nIndependent voters love it.", ">\n\nIndicted for what? Didn’t they say they didn’t know what he could be charged for? And McCarthy said they are going to gut the ethics office, so doubt anything will come from that direction.", ">\n\nWhat are the odds that he is not even a US citizen?", ">\n\nScience? SCIENCE??!! Who in their right mind????", ">\n\nYea let’s spread the dumb fuck around.", ">\n\nWaiting on a rep with a murder record", ">\n\nAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if some murder accusation came out about this dude and he still doesn't get removed.", ">\n\nLie. Cheat. Steal.", ">\n\nHe's a Scient-ist.", ">\n\nNo more spots on the Volley-Ball committee?", ">\n\nGrifter, liar, conman pos", ">\n\nThey're really hanging it out there, hanging out a sign that says \"grifters and utter buttholes welcome here!\"", ">\n\nI guess the \"Lying Motherfuckers Committee\" was all full.", ">\n\nHe's so awesome that Kim Jong-il killed himself because he couldn't match the awesomeness.", ">\n\nAre they even serious with this bullshit? What am I saying? Of course they are. Fuck.", ">\n\nWhy? Did he cure cancer? AIDS?", ">\n\nHe actually invented a potion that prevents death but drives a hard bargain", ">\n\nMcCarthy the shrewd business man.", ">\n\nPutin must be laughing at the attention his schmuck is getting .", ">\n\n“Embattled” is one way to describe him, I guess", ">\n\nAfter George W. Bush was re-elected to a second term nothing and everything else that followed that up until today, this seems perfectly in order..", ">\n\nNBC spelled “fraudulent” wrong again. Must be a hangover from the 2016-2020 vacation from reality.", ">\n\nHow?!!!", ">\n\nI read that he invented science.", ">\n\nCONGRESSIONAL RUBBER ROOM\nThe Science, Space and Technology Committee has 41 seats and the Small Business Committee has 27 seats. He will be lost inside those committees. They will not seek his guidance, or opinion, or anything. He'll just text and fart all day", ">\n\nIt's so encouraging that he's successfully defeated voters so blatantly.", ">\n\nSo Russian mafia funding him is also working the Conservative leadership, got it.", ">\n\nAny time the headline calls you ‘embattled’ you know you’re fucked.", ">\n\nThe grift must flow.", ">\n\nInsane...", ">\n\nSure, because lying scumbag is just what you need in science.", ">\n\nFfs", ">\n\nNot really accurate to say he's embattled. He has a vote.", ">\n\nThis is how you lose a seat next cycle. The campaign ad options are a green field. I’d start airing hilarious 5 second sitcom style bits where this douchebag lies about something new every week on Saturday evening. You could get A list talent for free. He’s a disgrace, and deserves to be humiliated for as long as he continues with this nonsense. Every second he spends in Washington is an insult to every soldier who fought and died for this country.", ">\n\nTIL astronomical lying qualifies you as a space expert", ">\n\nWell, he was the first person to walk on the surface of Mars, so there's that.", ">\n\nI knew not to trust the science…😝", ">\n\nShameful.", ">\n\nWhat will Republicans do for the next year? Block anything worthwhile, I'm sure, but are they going to not actually pass anything that affects people then blame the democrats to get voted in again? We've needed term limits since Ceaser.", ">\n\nDidn’t he also get assigned a babysitter?", ">\n\nLies", ">\n\nThe only thing this motherfucker should be awarded is a swift kick to his nads and a couple of years in the slammer.", ">\n\nBarf." ]