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Our lights went out last week during a storm. Its was only for 15 minutes but I was so scared. There was a big storm here last week. That sucks. Are you ok?
The power went out for about 15 and scared the crap out of me, but other than that we were fine.
Thats good. Did the clocks all reset?
Our lights went out last week during a storm. Its was only for 15 minutes but I was so scared. There was a big storm here last week. That sucks. Are you ok? The power went out for about 15 and scared the crap out of me_comma_ but other than that we were fine.
Thats good. Did the clocks all reset?
The ones I have back ups so they never went out.
I was impressed by the new Tesla.
I was impressed with the new Tesla that I test drove.
I bet that was rather fun, how fast did you get it going?
I was impressed by the new Tesla. I was impressed with the new Tesla that I test drove.
I bet that was rather fun, how fast did you get it going?
Over 100mph.
I was impressed by the new Tesla. I was impressed with the new Tesla that I test drove. I bet that was rather fun_comma_ how fast did you get it going?
Over 100mph.
Wow! You are crazy, ha ha - i probably would have had a panic attack at 90MPH. :p
i changed my own oil
I managed to change the oil in my car on my own without breaking anything...
Thats great.I change my oil all the time.
i changed my own oil I managed to change the oil in my car on my own without breaking anything...
Thats great.I change my oil all the time.
I havent changed my oil in years since my dad taught me so... it was an achievement for sure.
i changed my own oil I managed to change the oil in my car on my own without breaking anything... Thats great.I change my oil all the time.
I havent changed my oil in years since my dad taught me so... it was an achievement for sure.
Yes my dad taught me also.
I wish I had someone to spend my days with. I feel a alone.
I should really try to get a girlfriend or something. I just need to feel someone.
Try online dating! Its actually really fun... have you tried it?
I wish I had someone to spend my days with. I feel a alone. I should really try to get a girlfriend or something. I just need to feel someone.
Try online dating! Its actually really fun... have you tried it?
Yeah I just feel like it is no use.
I wish I had someone to spend my days with. I feel a alone. I should really try to get a girlfriend or something. I just need to feel someone. Try online dating! Its actually really fun... have you tried it?
Yeah I just feel like it is no use.
Dont feel that way... theres someone out there for everyone. Give it a try. :)
I wish I had someone to spend my days with. I feel a alone. I should really try to get a girlfriend or something. I just need to feel someone. Try online dating! Its actually really fun... have you tried it? Yeah I just feel like it is no use.
Dont feel that way... theres someone out there for everyone. Give it a try. :)
OK I geuss I can try to apply myself more.
when my daughter choked on a piece of food
The other day during breakfast my daughter started choking and I panicked.
Were you able to get her help in time! How is she doing?
when my daughter choked on a piece of food The other day during breakfast my daughter started choking and I panicked.
Were you able to get her help in time! How is she doing?
Yeah I was able to get the food unlodged but wow it was super scary. Shes okay now thanks!
when my daughter choked on a piece of food The other day during breakfast my daughter started choking and I panicked. Were you able to get her help in time! How is she doing?
Yeah I was able to get the food unlodged but wow it was super scary. Shes okay now thanks!
That is good to hear! Yeah situations like that can be really alarming.
I went to class and I brought extra supplies since I knew we had a test.
It was for science but I had notes i had brought.
Thats not right. How did you feel?
I went to class and I brought extra supplies since I knew we had a test. It was for science but I had notes i had brought.
Thats not right. How did you feel?
No we are allowed to bring notes it was just a surprise test. I felt happy about being able to bring mine.
I went to class and I brought extra supplies since I knew we had a test. It was for science but I had notes i had brought. Thats not right. How did you feel?
No we are allowed to bring notes it was just a surprise test. I felt happy about being able to bring mine.
That's good. How did you do?
I went to class and I brought extra supplies since I knew we had a test. It was for science but I had notes i had brought. Thats not right. How did you feel? No we are allowed to bring notes it was just a surprise test. I felt happy about being able to bring mine.
That's good. How did you do?
I got a A! the highest score in the class.
I was sad when my grandma died.
My grandma died. I am so sad.
Im sorry to hear that. Was it from age or complications?
I was sad when my grandma died. My grandma died. I am so sad.
Im sorry to hear that. Was it from age or complications?
Age but she also smoked.
I was sad when my grandma died. My grandma died. I am so sad. Im sorry to hear that. Was it from age or complications?
Age but she also smoked.
Yeah that is not good. But everyone does have a time to go you know?
When I was little, I was afraid of the dark.
I use to hate the dark when I was little.
were you afraid of the dark?
When I was little, I was afraid of the dark. I use to hate the dark when I was little.
were you afraid of the dark?
Yes. I had a nightlight to help.
When I was little, I was afraid of the dark. I use to hate the dark when I was little. were you afraid of the dark?
Yes. I had a nightlight to help.
i slept in my mom's room because i was always afraid of the dark
When I was little, I was afraid of the dark. I use to hate the dark when I was little. were you afraid of the dark? Yes. I had a nightlight to help.
i slept in my mom's room because i was always afraid of the dark
I was. I use to have a nightlight to help.
I went to a cheerleading event and a girl did a double backflip
So I was at cheeleading last night and this girl did a double backflip!
Did she land?
I went to a cheerleading event and a girl did a double backflip So I was at cheeleading last night and this girl did a double backflip!
Did she land?
Yeah! It was just really fast and she went up really high!
I went to a cheerleading event and a girl did a double backflip So I was at cheeleading last night and this girl did a double backflip! Did she land?
Yeah! It was just really fast and she went up really high!
Sweet. Did the crowd cheer?
I went to a cheerleading event and a girl did a double backflip So I was at cheeleading last night and this girl did a double backflip! Did she land? Yeah! It was just really fast and she went up really high!
Sweet. Did the crowd cheer?
Everyone got on there feet and clapped for her. She had to be only 10 or so.
I was surprised when I was accepted into Harvard.
I got into Harvard. Can you believe it?
Wow that is great! When are you going to start?
I was surprised when I was accepted into Harvard. I got into Harvard. Can you believe it?
Wow that is great! When are you going to start?
In the Fall.
I was surprised when I was accepted into Harvard. I got into Harvard. Can you believe it? Wow that is great! When are you going to start?
In the Fall.
That is really great! How does that make you feel?
my wife keeps giving our son a stick and he keeps hurting himslef.
it annoys me that my wife keeps giving our son a stick even though he hurts himself every single time
Why don't you say something?
my wife keeps giving our son a stick and he keeps hurting himslef. it annoys me that my wife keeps giving our son a stick even though he hurts himself every single time
Why don't you say something?
i did, she calls me a helicopter parent and just laughs at me
my wife keeps giving our son a stick and he keeps hurting himslef. it annoys me that my wife keeps giving our son a stick even though he hurts himself every single time Why don't you say something?
i did, she calls me a helicopter parent and just laughs at me
That isn't nice.
I am afraid of clowns.
I am afraid of clowns.
oh gosh, me too!! especially the clown from the movie IT
I am afraid of clowns. I am afraid of clowns.
oh gosh, me too!! especially the clown from the movie IT
Yes I saw that movie and cried.
I am afraid of clowns. I am afraid of clowns. oh gosh_comma_ me too!! especially the clown from the movie IT
Yes I saw that movie and cried.
i slept with a light on for a couple of night lol
I was attavked by seagulls on the balcony of a hotel last weekend. I was eating crackers.
I took a trip over the weekend where we stayed at a nice hotel with a balcony overlooking the pool.
That sounds really nice! Did you stay near the ocean?
I was attavked by seagulls on the balcony of a hotel last weekend. I was eating crackers. I took a trip over the weekend where we stayed at a nice hotel with a balcony overlooking the pool.
That sounds really nice! Did you stay near the ocean?
Yes in Biloxi. The balcony had a downside though. The seagulls would always try to steal your food.
I was attavked by seagulls on the balcony of a hotel last weekend. I was eating crackers. I took a trip over the weekend where we stayed at a nice hotel with a balcony overlooking the pool. That sounds really nice! Did you stay near the ocean?
Yes in Biloxi. The balcony had a downside though. The seagulls would always try to steal your food.
I remember throwing food over and watching them catch it as a kid.
I was attavked by seagulls on the balcony of a hotel last weekend. I was eating crackers. I took a trip over the weekend where we stayed at a nice hotel with a balcony overlooking the pool. That sounds really nice! Did you stay near the ocean? Yes in Biloxi. The balcony had a downside though. The seagulls would always try to steal your food.
I remember throwing food over and watching them catch it as a kid.
There were like 5 of them trying to steal my crackers. I was scared.
I got in my car and my son left a note on my seat.
When I got in my car to go to work I notcied a note on my seat.
What did it say?
I got in my car and my son left a note on my seat. When I got in my car to go to work I notcied a note on my seat.
What did it say?
It was from my 7 year old son, He wanted to tell me he loved me and wished he could come work with me,
I got in my car and my son left a note on my seat. When I got in my car to go to work I notcied a note on my seat. What did it say?
It was from my 7 year old son, He wanted to tell me he loved me and wished he could come work with me,
That is so sweet. Give him twenty dollars.
I got in my car and my son left a note on my seat. When I got in my car to go to work I notcied a note on my seat. What did it say? It was from my 7 year old son_comma_ He wanted to tell me he loved me and wished he could come work with me_comma_
That is so sweet. Give him twenty dollars.
I think I am going to take him out for icecream.
I got in my car and my son left a note on my seat. When I got in my car to go to work I notcied a note on my seat. What did it say? It was from my 7 year old son_comma_ He wanted to tell me he loved me and wished he could come work with me_comma_ That is so sweet. Give him twenty dollars.
I think I am going to take him out for icecream.
I bet he would love that.
I am ashamed when I cheated on the test.
I cheated on a test. I am very ashamed.
oh no :( maybe you should confess and i'm sure you will feel better
I am ashamed when I cheated on the test. I cheated on a test. I am very ashamed.
oh no :( maybe you should confess and i'm sure you will feel better
I would but I will get in trouble.
I am ashamed when I cheated on the test. I cheated on a test. I am very ashamed. oh no :( maybe you should confess and i'm sure you will feel better
I would but I will get in trouble.
i understand. maybe next time you shouldn't cheay
I'be been thinking a lot about my childhood lately, sort or reminiscing.
I miss my family members as they all pretty much gone now...
Sorry to hear that.
I'be been thinking a lot about my childhood lately, sort or reminiscing. I miss my family members as they all pretty much gone now...
Sorry to hear that.
Yeah, as you get older you have to face the fact of loved ones not being around forever.
I'be been thinking a lot about my childhood lately, sort or reminiscing. I miss my family members as they all pretty much gone now... Sorry to hear that.
Yeah, as you get older you have to face the fact of loved ones not being around forever.
Yes. I have lost my grandma.
I'be been thinking a lot about my childhood lately, sort or reminiscing. I miss my family members as they all pretty much gone now... Sorry to hear that. Yeah_comma_ as you get older you have to face the fact of loved ones not being around forever.
Yes. I have lost my grandma.
My condolences to you...I hope you have wonderful memories of her!
I am grateful to be alive.
I almost died last year.
That is a terrible thing to happen, I'm sure...
I am grateful to be alive. I almost died last year.
That is a terrible thing to happen, I'm sure...
Yes I was very lucky.
I am grateful to be alive. I almost died last year. That is a terrible thing to happen_comma_ I'm sure...
Yes I was very lucky.
I'm happy that you are still here as well! Think of the alternative :(
I went swimming in the pool and some of my extensions came out in the water. No one saw but me.
Went for a dip at the pool late one night on vacation.
Nice, how was the water.
I went swimming in the pool and some of my extensions came out in the water. No one saw but me. Went for a dip at the pool late one night on vacation.
Nice, how was the water.
It was a heated ppol so that was nice. But when I jumped in some of may hair extension came out!
I went swimming in the pool and some of my extensions came out in the water. No one saw but me. Went for a dip at the pool late one night on vacation. Nice_comma_ how was the water.
It was a heated ppol so that was nice. But when I jumped in some of may hair extension came out!
Thats funny. Did you get them all?
I went swimming in the pool and some of my extensions came out in the water. No one saw but me. Went for a dip at the pool late one night on vacation. Nice_comma_ how was the water. It was a heated ppol so that was nice. But when I jumped in some of may hair extension came out!
Thats funny. Did you get them all?
Yes luckily no one else was there.
I am terrified of ghosts.
I am afraid of ghosts.
Mw too. I don't even llike when it's too dark inside or outside.
I am terrified of ghosts. I am afraid of ghosts.
Mw too. I don't even llike when it's too dark inside or outside.
I hope I never meet a ghost.
I am terrified of ghosts. I am afraid of ghosts. Mw too. I don't even llike when it's too dark inside or outside.
I hope I never meet a ghost.
Maybe we are ghosts.
I am prepared for the hurricane.
I always am prepared for hurricanes.
I live in Texas, We really dont have to worry about them here.
I am prepared for the hurricane. I always am prepared for hurricanes.
I live in Texas, We really dont have to worry about them here.
I love Texas.
I am prepared for the hurricane. I always am prepared for hurricanes. I live in Texas_comma_ We really dont have to worry about them here.
I love Texas.
Texas is a great place! But I can understand the need to want to be prepared.
I got a huge bonus at work and was able to pay off my debt.
So i got a huge bonus at work last week!
How much?
I got a huge bonus at work and was able to pay off my debt. So i got a huge bonus at work last week!
How much?
It was enough that I was able to pay off my car and a lot of bills.
I got a huge bonus at work and was able to pay off my debt. So i got a huge bonus at work last week! How much?
It was enough that I was able to pay off my car and a lot of bills.
Cool. What kind of car.
I got a huge bonus at work and was able to pay off my debt. So i got a huge bonus at work last week! How much? It was enough that I was able to pay off my car and a lot of bills.
Cool. What kind of car.
It was a 84 Mustang.
Some left their garbage outside of the dumpster in my apartment complex. Now at night there are a bunch of raccoons outside.
My apartment is right near the dumpster for our commplex.
That is terrible, does it smell?
Some left their garbage outside of the dumpster in my apartment complex. Now at night there are a bunch of raccoons outside. My apartment is right near the dumpster for our commplex.
That is terrible, does it smell?
no. That's not the problem. Sometimes people leave their trash on the outside and then there are a lot of raccoons out there at night.
Some left their garbage outside of the dumpster in my apartment complex. Now at night there are a bunch of raccoons outside. My apartment is right near the dumpster for our commplex. That is terrible_comma_ does it smell?
no. That's not the problem. Sometimes people leave their trash on the outside and then there are a lot of raccoons out there at night.
You should tell someone.
Some left their garbage outside of the dumpster in my apartment complex. Now at night there are a bunch of raccoons outside. My apartment is right near the dumpster for our commplex. That is terrible_comma_ does it smell? no. That's not the problem. Sometimes people leave their trash on the outside and then there are a lot of raccoons out there at night.
You should tell someone.
I have for 5 years. Everyone should just move awawy and I live here alone lol.
I am hopeful I win the lottery.
I hope I win the lottery this week.
I think it's my turn to win the lottery
I am hopeful I win the lottery. I hope I win the lottery this week.
I think it's my turn to win the lottery
Maybe we can split it if we win.
I am hopeful I win the lottery. I hope I win the lottery this week. I think it's my turn to win the lottery
Maybe we can split it if we win.
Sure, That's sounds like a real plan. lol
My friend is annoying me.
My friend is so annoying.
what did he do?
My friend is annoying me. My friend is so annoying.
what did he do?
He just talks too much.
My friend is annoying me. My friend is so annoying. what did he do?
He just talks too much.
yes, i can see how it can bbe annoying
I was joyful when my son was born.
I was so happy when my son was born.
awww. don't tell anyone but my son is my favorite child. I have two girls also.
I was joyful when my son was born. I was so happy when my son was born.
awww. don't tell anyone but my son is my favorite child. I have two girls also.
I won't tell anyone.
I was joyful when my son was born. I was so happy when my son was born. awww. don't tell anyone but my son is my favorite child. I have two girls also.
I won't tell anyone.
How old is your son now?
I can't wait for HAlloween. It is my favorite holifay. I love dressing up with the kids.
Halloween can't get here quick enough.
I love Halloween.
I can't wait for HAlloween. It is my favorite holifay. I love dressing up with the kids. Halloween can't get here quick enough.
I love Halloween.
It is my favorite. I love dressing up with my kids and eating all of their candy.
I can't wait for HAlloween. It is my favorite holifay. I love dressing up with the kids. Halloween can't get here quick enough. I love Halloween.
It is my favorite. I love dressing up with my kids and eating all of their candy.
I love candy.
I went to pick up my date and was very clam and collected.
So I went to pick up Lucy last night for our date. I was very polite and nice.
Where did you meet her?
I went to pick up my date and was very clam and collected. So I went to pick up Lucy last night for our date. I was very polite and nice.
Where did you meet her?
We meet online on a dating site. I was nervous but I did not let it show and took charge.
I went to pick up my date and was very clam and collected. So I went to pick up Lucy last night for our date. I was very polite and nice. Where did you meet her?
We meet online on a dating site. I was nervous but I did not let it show and took charge.
Thats cool. Will you see her again?
I went to pick up my date and was very clam and collected. So I went to pick up Lucy last night for our date. I was very polite and nice. Where did you meet her? We meet online on a dating site. I was nervous but I did not let it show and took charge.
Thats cool. Will you see her again?
We have plans to go out next week!
I am proud I graduated college.
I am so happy I graduated college.
I bet! It has to feel like a huge accomplishment.
I am proud I graduated college. I am so happy I graduated college.
I bet! It has to feel like a huge accomplishment.
Yes and I had a 4.0
I am proud I graduated college. I am so happy I graduated college. I bet! It has to feel like a huge accomplishment.
Yes and I had a 4.0
I did not know you had a 4.0! How do your parents feel about that.
Got asked to my boss' office. Thought I was getting bad news but turns out I was offered a promotion.
Got asked to my boss' office. Thought I was getting bad news but turns out I was offered a promotion.
Nice. Did you take it?
Got asked to my boss' office. Thought I was getting bad news but turns out I was offered a promotion. Got asked to my boss' office. Thought I was getting bad news but turns out I was offered a promotion.
Nice. Did you take it?
I definitely did!
Got asked to my boss' office. Thought I was getting bad news but turns out I was offered a promotion. Got asked to my boss' office. Thought I was getting bad news but turns out I was offered a promotion. Nice. Did you take it?
I definitely did!
Nice did you take it?
I am confident I will pass the test.
I have studied and am sure I will pass the test.
Good luck! Do your best. you sound well prepapred.
I am confident I will pass the test. I have studied and am sure I will pass the test.
Good luck! Do your best. you sound well prepapred.
I expect an A.