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[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office", ">\n\nWhat's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office", ">\n\nWhat's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing.", ">\n\nNo one cares about Hunter Biden except people who are already firmly in the GQP's grips." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office", ">\n\nWhat's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing.", ">\n\nNo one cares about Hunter Biden except people who are already firmly in the GQP's grips.", ">\n\nI don’t care, do you? \nFor real though… what a pointless venture and a waste of time." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office", ">\n\nWhat's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing.", ">\n\nNo one cares about Hunter Biden except people who are already firmly in the GQP's grips.", ">\n\nI don’t care, do you? \nFor real though… what a pointless venture and a waste of time.", ">\n\nWhich office did he win?" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office", ">\n\nWhat's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing.", ">\n\nNo one cares about Hunter Biden except people who are already firmly in the GQP's grips.", ">\n\nI don’t care, do you? \nFor real though… what a pointless venture and a waste of time.", ">\n\nWhich office did he win?", ">\n\nI don’t get why doesn’t Hunter Biden sue every congressperson and staff who even mentions him individually in their home state and DC. Sue them for defamation and libel. Sue every right wing producer/personality. I don’t see why it can’t work for Hunter. Is it going stop everyone no. But it’s much different if it’s your money/livelihood on the line. I think it will blunt the effect that Republicans are going for. I don’t get why doesn’t some wealthy democrat fund this." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office", ">\n\nWhat's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing.", ">\n\nNo one cares about Hunter Biden except people who are already firmly in the GQP's grips.", ">\n\nI don’t care, do you? \nFor real though… what a pointless venture and a waste of time.", ">\n\nWhich office did he win?", ">\n\nI don’t get why doesn’t Hunter Biden sue every congressperson and staff who even mentions him individually in their home state and DC. Sue them for defamation and libel. Sue every right wing producer/personality. I don’t see why it can’t work for Hunter. Is it going stop everyone no. But it’s much different if it’s your money/livelihood on the line. I think it will blunt the effect that Republicans are going for. I don’t get why doesn’t some wealthy democrat fund this.", ">\n\nGOP - gods of pettiness" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office", ">\n\nWhat's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing.", ">\n\nNo one cares about Hunter Biden except people who are already firmly in the GQP's grips.", ">\n\nI don’t care, do you? \nFor real though… what a pointless venture and a waste of time.", ">\n\nWhich office did he win?", ">\n\nI don’t get why doesn’t Hunter Biden sue every congressperson and staff who even mentions him individually in their home state and DC. Sue them for defamation and libel. Sue every right wing producer/personality. I don’t see why it can’t work for Hunter. Is it going stop everyone no. But it’s much different if it’s your money/livelihood on the line. I think it will blunt the effect that Republicans are going for. I don’t get why doesn’t some wealthy democrat fund this.", ">\n\nGOP - gods of pettiness", ">\n\nNext they will go after santa clause" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office", ">\n\nWhat's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing.", ">\n\nNo one cares about Hunter Biden except people who are already firmly in the GQP's grips.", ">\n\nI don’t care, do you? \nFor real though… what a pointless venture and a waste of time.", ">\n\nWhich office did he win?", ">\n\nI don’t get why doesn’t Hunter Biden sue every congressperson and staff who even mentions him individually in their home state and DC. Sue them for defamation and libel. Sue every right wing producer/personality. I don’t see why it can’t work for Hunter. Is it going stop everyone no. But it’s much different if it’s your money/livelihood on the line. I think it will blunt the effect that Republicans are going for. I don’t get why doesn’t some wealthy democrat fund this.", ">\n\nGOP - gods of pettiness", ">\n\nNext they will go after santa clause", ">\n\nThe only things Republicans have taught me is that this man is truly well endowed and knows how to party harder than I ever will. Oh and that his dad actually loves him and wants him to get clean. The freaks" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office", ">\n\nWhat's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing.", ">\n\nNo one cares about Hunter Biden except people who are already firmly in the GQP's grips.", ">\n\nI don’t care, do you? \nFor real though… what a pointless venture and a waste of time.", ">\n\nWhich office did he win?", ">\n\nI don’t get why doesn’t Hunter Biden sue every congressperson and staff who even mentions him individually in their home state and DC. Sue them for defamation and libel. Sue every right wing producer/personality. I don’t see why it can’t work for Hunter. Is it going stop everyone no. But it’s much different if it’s your money/livelihood on the line. I think it will blunt the effect that Republicans are going for. I don’t get why doesn’t some wealthy democrat fund this.", ">\n\nGOP - gods of pettiness", ">\n\nNext they will go after santa clause", ">\n\nThe only things Republicans have taught me is that this man is truly well endowed and knows how to party harder than I ever will. Oh and that his dad actually loves him and wants him to get clean. The freaks", ">\n\nAs a private citizen, their purview is much smaller than they imagine." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office", ">\n\nWhat's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing.", ">\n\nNo one cares about Hunter Biden except people who are already firmly in the GQP's grips.", ">\n\nI don’t care, do you? \nFor real though… what a pointless venture and a waste of time.", ">\n\nWhich office did he win?", ">\n\nI don’t get why doesn’t Hunter Biden sue every congressperson and staff who even mentions him individually in their home state and DC. Sue them for defamation and libel. Sue every right wing producer/personality. I don’t see why it can’t work for Hunter. Is it going stop everyone no. But it’s much different if it’s your money/livelihood on the line. I think it will blunt the effect that Republicans are going for. I don’t get why doesn’t some wealthy democrat fund this.", ">\n\nGOP - gods of pettiness", ">\n\nNext they will go after santa clause", ">\n\nThe only things Republicans have taught me is that this man is truly well endowed and knows how to party harder than I ever will. Oh and that his dad actually loves him and wants him to get clean. The freaks", ">\n\nAs a private citizen, their purview is much smaller than they imagine.", ">\n\nNo one cares..." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office", ">\n\nWhat's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing.", ">\n\nNo one cares about Hunter Biden except people who are already firmly in the GQP's grips.", ">\n\nI don’t care, do you? \nFor real though… what a pointless venture and a waste of time.", ">\n\nWhich office did he win?", ">\n\nI don’t get why doesn’t Hunter Biden sue every congressperson and staff who even mentions him individually in their home state and DC. Sue them for defamation and libel. Sue every right wing producer/personality. I don’t see why it can’t work for Hunter. Is it going stop everyone no. But it’s much different if it’s your money/livelihood on the line. I think it will blunt the effect that Republicans are going for. I don’t get why doesn’t some wealthy democrat fund this.", ">\n\nGOP - gods of pettiness", ">\n\nNext they will go after santa clause", ">\n\nThe only things Republicans have taught me is that this man is truly well endowed and knows how to party harder than I ever will. Oh and that his dad actually loves him and wants him to get clean. The freaks", ">\n\nAs a private citizen, their purview is much smaller than they imagine.", ">\n\nNo one cares...", ">\n\nThe MAGA crowd is firmly convinced everyone does the same shady shit they grift with. Projection.\nI forgot. These same folks attack the opposition party’s family with some really gross and obviously untrue garbage. If they are anything they are filthy and nasty." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office", ">\n\nWhat's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing.", ">\n\nNo one cares about Hunter Biden except people who are already firmly in the GQP's grips.", ">\n\nI don’t care, do you? \nFor real though… what a pointless venture and a waste of time.", ">\n\nWhich office did he win?", ">\n\nI don’t get why doesn’t Hunter Biden sue every congressperson and staff who even mentions him individually in their home state and DC. Sue them for defamation and libel. Sue every right wing producer/personality. I don’t see why it can’t work for Hunter. Is it going stop everyone no. But it’s much different if it’s your money/livelihood on the line. I think it will blunt the effect that Republicans are going for. I don’t get why doesn’t some wealthy democrat fund this.", ">\n\nGOP - gods of pettiness", ">\n\nNext they will go after santa clause", ">\n\nThe only things Republicans have taught me is that this man is truly well endowed and knows how to party harder than I ever will. Oh and that his dad actually loves him and wants him to get clean. The freaks", ">\n\nAs a private citizen, their purview is much smaller than they imagine.", ">\n\nNo one cares...", ">\n\nThe MAGA crowd is firmly convinced everyone does the same shady shit they grift with. Projection.\nI forgot. These same folks attack the opposition party’s family with some really gross and obviously untrue garbage. If they are anything they are filthy and nasty.", ">\n\nThey are so obsessed with Hunter Biden's monster hog." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office", ">\n\nWhat's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing.", ">\n\nNo one cares about Hunter Biden except people who are already firmly in the GQP's grips.", ">\n\nI don’t care, do you? \nFor real though… what a pointless venture and a waste of time.", ">\n\nWhich office did he win?", ">\n\nI don’t get why doesn’t Hunter Biden sue every congressperson and staff who even mentions him individually in their home state and DC. Sue them for defamation and libel. Sue every right wing producer/personality. I don’t see why it can’t work for Hunter. Is it going stop everyone no. But it’s much different if it’s your money/livelihood on the line. I think it will blunt the effect that Republicans are going for. I don’t get why doesn’t some wealthy democrat fund this.", ">\n\nGOP - gods of pettiness", ">\n\nNext they will go after santa clause", ">\n\nThe only things Republicans have taught me is that this man is truly well endowed and knows how to party harder than I ever will. Oh and that his dad actually loves him and wants him to get clean. The freaks", ">\n\nAs a private citizen, their purview is much smaller than they imagine.", ">\n\nNo one cares...", ">\n\nThe MAGA crowd is firmly convinced everyone does the same shady shit they grift with. Projection.\nI forgot. These same folks attack the opposition party’s family with some really gross and obviously untrue garbage. If they are anything they are filthy and nasty.", ">\n\nThey are so obsessed with Hunter Biden's monster hog.", ">\n\nGoddamn the GOP is rotten to the core. What do they actually think the endgame of this is going to be? Nevermind, I know what they want, the evil POS! Hope Joe and his son ignore their subpoenas and yell, \"witchhunt! Such my ass!\" Moderate GOP and Freedom Caucas can cannibalize each other." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office", ">\n\nWhat's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing.", ">\n\nNo one cares about Hunter Biden except people who are already firmly in the GQP's grips.", ">\n\nI don’t care, do you? \nFor real though… what a pointless venture and a waste of time.", ">\n\nWhich office did he win?", ">\n\nI don’t get why doesn’t Hunter Biden sue every congressperson and staff who even mentions him individually in their home state and DC. Sue them for defamation and libel. Sue every right wing producer/personality. I don’t see why it can’t work for Hunter. Is it going stop everyone no. But it’s much different if it’s your money/livelihood on the line. I think it will blunt the effect that Republicans are going for. I don’t get why doesn’t some wealthy democrat fund this.", ">\n\nGOP - gods of pettiness", ">\n\nNext they will go after santa clause", ">\n\nThe only things Republicans have taught me is that this man is truly well endowed and knows how to party harder than I ever will. Oh and that his dad actually loves him and wants him to get clean. The freaks", ">\n\nAs a private citizen, their purview is much smaller than they imagine.", ">\n\nNo one cares...", ">\n\nThe MAGA crowd is firmly convinced everyone does the same shady shit they grift with. Projection.\nI forgot. These same folks attack the opposition party’s family with some really gross and obviously untrue garbage. If they are anything they are filthy and nasty.", ">\n\nThey are so obsessed with Hunter Biden's monster hog.", ">\n\nGoddamn the GOP is rotten to the core. What do they actually think the endgame of this is going to be? Nevermind, I know what they want, the evil POS! Hope Joe and his son ignore their subpoenas and yell, \"witchhunt! Such my ass!\" Moderate GOP and Freedom Caucas can cannibalize each other.", ">\n\nRemember, the representatives from Louisiana will have to show ID to view any content." ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office", ">\n\nWhat's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing.", ">\n\nNo one cares about Hunter Biden except people who are already firmly in the GQP's grips.", ">\n\nI don’t care, do you? \nFor real though… what a pointless venture and a waste of time.", ">\n\nWhich office did he win?", ">\n\nI don’t get why doesn’t Hunter Biden sue every congressperson and staff who even mentions him individually in their home state and DC. Sue them for defamation and libel. Sue every right wing producer/personality. I don’t see why it can’t work for Hunter. Is it going stop everyone no. But it’s much different if it’s your money/livelihood on the line. I think it will blunt the effect that Republicans are going for. I don’t get why doesn’t some wealthy democrat fund this.", ">\n\nGOP - gods of pettiness", ">\n\nNext they will go after santa clause", ">\n\nThe only things Republicans have taught me is that this man is truly well endowed and knows how to party harder than I ever will. Oh and that his dad actually loves him and wants him to get clean. The freaks", ">\n\nAs a private citizen, their purview is much smaller than they imagine.", ">\n\nNo one cares...", ">\n\nThe MAGA crowd is firmly convinced everyone does the same shady shit they grift with. Projection.\nI forgot. These same folks attack the opposition party’s family with some really gross and obviously untrue garbage. If they are anything they are filthy and nasty.", ">\n\nThey are so obsessed with Hunter Biden's monster hog.", ">\n\nGoddamn the GOP is rotten to the core. What do they actually think the endgame of this is going to be? Nevermind, I know what they want, the evil POS! Hope Joe and his son ignore their subpoenas and yell, \"witchhunt! Such my ass!\" Moderate GOP and Freedom Caucas can cannibalize each other.", ">\n\nRemember, the representatives from Louisiana will have to show ID to view any content.", ">\n\nYour conservatives want to see naked Hunter?" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office", ">\n\nWhat's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing.", ">\n\nNo one cares about Hunter Biden except people who are already firmly in the GQP's grips.", ">\n\nI don’t care, do you? \nFor real though… what a pointless venture and a waste of time.", ">\n\nWhich office did he win?", ">\n\nI don’t get why doesn’t Hunter Biden sue every congressperson and staff who even mentions him individually in their home state and DC. Sue them for defamation and libel. Sue every right wing producer/personality. I don’t see why it can’t work for Hunter. Is it going stop everyone no. But it’s much different if it’s your money/livelihood on the line. I think it will blunt the effect that Republicans are going for. I don’t get why doesn’t some wealthy democrat fund this.", ">\n\nGOP - gods of pettiness", ">\n\nNext they will go after santa clause", ">\n\nThe only things Republicans have taught me is that this man is truly well endowed and knows how to party harder than I ever will. Oh and that his dad actually loves him and wants him to get clean. The freaks", ">\n\nAs a private citizen, their purview is much smaller than they imagine.", ">\n\nNo one cares...", ">\n\nThe MAGA crowd is firmly convinced everyone does the same shady shit they grift with. Projection.\nI forgot. These same folks attack the opposition party’s family with some really gross and obviously untrue garbage. If they are anything they are filthy and nasty.", ">\n\nThey are so obsessed with Hunter Biden's monster hog.", ">\n\nGoddamn the GOP is rotten to the core. What do they actually think the endgame of this is going to be? Nevermind, I know what they want, the evil POS! Hope Joe and his son ignore their subpoenas and yell, \"witchhunt! Such my ass!\" Moderate GOP and Freedom Caucas can cannibalize each other.", ">\n\nRemember, the representatives from Louisiana will have to show ID to view any content.", ">\n\nYour conservatives want to see naked Hunter?", ">\n\nChickenshits" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office", ">\n\nWhat's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing.", ">\n\nNo one cares about Hunter Biden except people who are already firmly in the GQP's grips.", ">\n\nI don’t care, do you? \nFor real though… what a pointless venture and a waste of time.", ">\n\nWhich office did he win?", ">\n\nI don’t get why doesn’t Hunter Biden sue every congressperson and staff who even mentions him individually in their home state and DC. Sue them for defamation and libel. Sue every right wing producer/personality. I don’t see why it can’t work for Hunter. Is it going stop everyone no. But it’s much different if it’s your money/livelihood on the line. I think it will blunt the effect that Republicans are going for. I don’t get why doesn’t some wealthy democrat fund this.", ">\n\nGOP - gods of pettiness", ">\n\nNext they will go after santa clause", ">\n\nThe only things Republicans have taught me is that this man is truly well endowed and knows how to party harder than I ever will. Oh and that his dad actually loves him and wants him to get clean. The freaks", ">\n\nAs a private citizen, their purview is much smaller than they imagine.", ">\n\nNo one cares...", ">\n\nThe MAGA crowd is firmly convinced everyone does the same shady shit they grift with. Projection.\nI forgot. These same folks attack the opposition party’s family with some really gross and obviously untrue garbage. If they are anything they are filthy and nasty.", ">\n\nThey are so obsessed with Hunter Biden's monster hog.", ">\n\nGoddamn the GOP is rotten to the core. What do they actually think the endgame of this is going to be? Nevermind, I know what they want, the evil POS! Hope Joe and his son ignore their subpoenas and yell, \"witchhunt! Such my ass!\" Moderate GOP and Freedom Caucas can cannibalize each other.", ">\n\nRemember, the representatives from Louisiana will have to show ID to view any content.", ">\n\nYour conservatives want to see naked Hunter?", ">\n\nChickenshits", ">\n\nGroomers obsessed with penises" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office", ">\n\nWhat's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing.", ">\n\nNo one cares about Hunter Biden except people who are already firmly in the GQP's grips.", ">\n\nI don’t care, do you? \nFor real though… what a pointless venture and a waste of time.", ">\n\nWhich office did he win?", ">\n\nI don’t get why doesn’t Hunter Biden sue every congressperson and staff who even mentions him individually in their home state and DC. Sue them for defamation and libel. Sue every right wing producer/personality. I don’t see why it can’t work for Hunter. Is it going stop everyone no. But it’s much different if it’s your money/livelihood on the line. I think it will blunt the effect that Republicans are going for. I don’t get why doesn’t some wealthy democrat fund this.", ">\n\nGOP - gods of pettiness", ">\n\nNext they will go after santa clause", ">\n\nThe only things Republicans have taught me is that this man is truly well endowed and knows how to party harder than I ever will. Oh and that his dad actually loves him and wants him to get clean. The freaks", ">\n\nAs a private citizen, their purview is much smaller than they imagine.", ">\n\nNo one cares...", ">\n\nThe MAGA crowd is firmly convinced everyone does the same shady shit they grift with. Projection.\nI forgot. These same folks attack the opposition party’s family with some really gross and obviously untrue garbage. If they are anything they are filthy and nasty.", ">\n\nThey are so obsessed with Hunter Biden's monster hog.", ">\n\nGoddamn the GOP is rotten to the core. What do they actually think the endgame of this is going to be? Nevermind, I know what they want, the evil POS! Hope Joe and his son ignore their subpoenas and yell, \"witchhunt! Such my ass!\" Moderate GOP and Freedom Caucas can cannibalize each other.", ">\n\nRemember, the representatives from Louisiana will have to show ID to view any content.", ">\n\nYour conservatives want to see naked Hunter?", ">\n\nChickenshits", ">\n\nGroomers obsessed with penises", ">\n\nAh, I see Republicans are still hellbent on being useless. 🙄" ]

[ "That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now.", ">\n\nOkay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis?", ">\n\nI hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood.", ">\n\nCan of tennis balls hangin' there.", ">\n\nThat's what I said, I said \"Good for him.\" Like I'm happy for him. Well, it's a terrific opportunity.\nDoyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it.", ">\n\nGive yer balls a tug", ">\n\nI still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?", ">\n\n\nWhat does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?\n\nLiterally nothing.", ">\n\nI'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this.", ">\n\nRemember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do.", ">\n\nI mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility.", ">\n\nRemember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?\nThey don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos.", ">\n\nThey called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly", ">\n\nWhich they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women.", ">\n\nEspecially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine?", ">\n\nAn extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror!", ">\n\nWasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?\nthey really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing!", ">\n\nThey know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base.", ">\n\nFascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.\nIt must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.\nIf you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up.", ">\n\nPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once said, \"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.\"", ">\n\nRepublicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”.", ">\n\nGonna investigate this one hard!", ">\n\nGaetz has a raging clue", ">\n\nBoebert calls it \"His special little pen\".", ">\n\nThey’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. \nThis is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are.", ">\n\nDon’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son.", ">\n\nRepublicans: \"But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!\"\nIgnores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do.", ">\n\nHunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems", ">\n\nThey also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption.", ">\n\nI was just thinking \"Hmm, what's going to break soon?\" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent?", ">\n\nLove how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house", ">\n\nDon't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose.", ">\n\nMan, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office...", ">\n\nPersonally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets.", ">\n\nWhich do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes?", ">\n\nYou forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn", ">\n\nI was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop", ">\n\nThey literally have no ideas. This is just a waste of tax payer money. \nRemember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. \nEvery accusation is an admission.", ">\n\nThat's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate. But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because \"No U.\"\nIt's infuriating.", ">\n\nThe thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.\nThey will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him. It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things.", ">\n\nI feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election. I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. \nRepublicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore.", ">\n\nThey are looking to impeach him. They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that. They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter. Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. \nThere is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia, but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.\nWe already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.).", ">\n\nNot: \n\"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!\"\nor\n\"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!\"\nor\n\"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!\"\nNope... fucking this shit. \nWTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed \"Inflation!!!\" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.\nNow, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.\nThey are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.\nThe entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car.", ">\n\nThey (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts.", ">\n\nRepublicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs", ">\n\nIts the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending.", ">\n\nThey really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them. Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;\n\n\nIvanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.\n\n\nJared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.\n\n\nAndrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. \n\n\nTyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.\n\n\nMary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.\n\n\nExtra name sources\nOf course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source\nSo like always rule for thee not for me from the gop.", ">\n\nImagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone.", ">\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all.", ">\n\n\nRemember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?\n\nBruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to \"run\". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand.", ">\n\nWell that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords", ">\n\nThis is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.\nIf they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy", ">\n\nI thought the President’s kids were off limits?\nI’m shocked that Rs lies", ">\n\nThat’s just for good boys like don jr", ">\n\nIt's going to be brutal. I hear he has a penis. Pence's motherwife is not amused.", ">\n\nS3", ">\n\nHere’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker", ">\n\nExplain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.\nExplain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.\nIf I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.\nHe’s not a government employee. He has never been a government employee.\nUnless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here.", ">\n\nOf course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans", ">\n\nThe Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.\nThere IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.”", ">\n\nSo ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies.", ">\n\nIt's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire.", ">\n\nIt truly is this simple. There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.\nMcCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked.", ">\n\nLol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak", ">\n\nWhat evidence do we have that there even is a laptop? What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden? Is there a picture? Can anyone describe what it looks like? Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough?", ">\n\nThree words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such.", ">\n\nRussia made the \"Hunter Laptop\" drive and put it into the hands of a mole. That mole released it and here we are.\nSo...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country. \nNothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.\nAnd...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it. Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.\nWhat a story. Kinda like it's made up.", ">\n\nDemocrats don't care.\nAnd every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up.", ">\n\nNot just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before. If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won.", ">\n\nThe fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them.", ">\n\nLike, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy.", ">\n\nThe GOP is full on idiotic. \nDrumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.\nThey're FORBIDDEN to run a charity, if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.\nFuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks.", ">\n\nIf Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait...", ">\n\nWho is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it?", ">\n\nWhile at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be!", ">\n\nRepublicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them. Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America.", ">\n\nwhy are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business.", ">\n\nRepublicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.\nVery on-brand.", ">\n\nYes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people.", ">\n\nIf the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude.", ">\n\nOur team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that.", ">\n\nThey also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…\nOk, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter?", ">\n\nHunter is clean now, so for sure jr.", ">\n\nlet them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens.", ">\n\nI think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal. The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems. Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal. Rich people will shut that down. Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them.", ">\n\nThe people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism. Than can rightly Fuck off. This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus", ">\n\nPainter is an idiot. The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask. The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons. \nThe fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known. What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government. \nAt the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers. He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself. \nIf we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position. So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap. \nInstead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck. What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.", ">\n\n\nWhat Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.\n\nApparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America.", ">\n\nIt is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.\nHunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.\nWhat is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of? Maybe some tax problems?", ">\n\nI feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet. Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it.", ">\n\nThis poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone.", ">\n\nIt is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. \n\"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that.\"\n-George Carlin", ">\n\nYou know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.\nNow's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. \nGood luck. We're all counting on you.", ">\n\nCruz already has his collection. Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day?", ">\n\nHow long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record?", ">\n\n\nSenate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.\n\nIt doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today.", ">\n\nSo sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit.", ">\n\nEvery time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you\" And then ask the question.", ">\n\nCurious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.\nAlso waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the \"kids\" are now open to investigation.", ">\n\nAny chance we can focus on healthcare??? Maybe just a little?", ">\n\nRepublicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.\nThat’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”\nCan you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?\nDisgusting", ">\n\nThis is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance.", ">\n\nEvery single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face.", ">\n\nAnd the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. \nWe all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. \nWith Republicans, every accusation is a confession.", ">\n\nRemember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance.", ">\n\nThis is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. \nDifference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis.", ">\n\nBecause Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their \"back the blue\" philosophy.\nNo Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden.", ">\n\n6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?\nThe GOP is so out of touch with real America...", ">\n\nAhh. Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position.", ">\n\nIf they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden.", ">\n\nWhelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected!", ">\n\nWhich saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate.", ">\n\nAre they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit?", ">\n\nYeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… \nIf you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot.", ">\n\nYou didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja?", ">\n\nSo much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now?", ">\n\nI don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy \"have\" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter.", ">\n\nIs Hunter biden running for or currently in office?", ">\n\nBiden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story.", ">\n\nI wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already.", ">\n\nGOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do) is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US. The Putin allies got jail time instead. Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.\nPlus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US.", ">\n\nWhat are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart? He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high. Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure. Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway. The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate. This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too.", ">\n\nI can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do", ">\n\nWell, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully.", ">\n\nI hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation.", ">\n\nHe doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit\nThis is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks", ">\n\nAnd don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well.", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden", ">\n\nThey might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again?", ">\n\nYes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress.", ">\n\nHunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is \"investigating\" him and put a fucking stop to it.\nAll this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has.", ">\n\nNobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives.", ">\n\nDo they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh", ">\n\nImagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal?", ">\n\nSo… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached?", ">\n\nThis will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. \nThe rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on.", ">\n\nYet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy.", ">\n\nWho cares? He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable. Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing.", ">\n\nWow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this?", ">\n\nHow does this fix inflation, crime and immigration?", ">\n\nHunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't. Think they could just do some real fucking work instead. I'm so tired of every single one of these \"people\". Want to spend your time just fucking people over? Go be a corrections officer. Otherwise just fick the fuck off already!", ">\n\nBut, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration.", ">\n\nFine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then.", ">\n\nAh yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...\nWhen was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?\nI hate these people.", ">\n\nThe do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House.", ">\n\nNobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ…", ">\n\nMaybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia.", ">\n\nSo, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised", ">\n\nWhat a waste of time and tax payers money", ">\n\nMy thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.\nHe got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?\nAs if nepotism is unique to democrats.", ">\n\nWell that much is certainly true.", ">\n\nIf he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?\n Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?\nHe had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.\nWhen he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.\nHe died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.\nFirst they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .\nThey will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago", ">\n\nFuck Republicans. They’ll rue the day they started this waste of tax payer money.", ">\n\nThe biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B?", ">\n\nTwo years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. \nBut go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24.", ">\n\nWhat's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will.", ">\n\nI love how you emphasized the size every time. Well done.", ">\n\nAny distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.\nThey need those issues for the next election after all. Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes!", ">\n\nThey are \"investigating\" Hunter hoping to spoil Biden's second term. It's the #1 move in the Republican playbook. Attacking Hillary endlessly for minor-ish offenses (Benghazi and emails) arguably got Trump elected.", ">\n\nHey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards.", ">\n\nMcCarthyism 2.0", ">\n\nI won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement.", ">\n\nThis gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics.", ">\n\nHe should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did.", ">\n\nWho cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee.", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them?", ">\n\nHelp me out here, republicans …\nAm I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?\nIs this the best you can do?", ">\n\nNobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it.", ">\n\nWhy can't the democratic senate be like... \"well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?\"", ">\n\nGeez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing?", ">\n\nWhy show for any subpoenas? Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them.", ">\n\nThey just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his.", ">\n\ndoes this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators?", ">\n\nBy \"dirty\" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right?", ">\n\nI expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules.", ">\n\nAh yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago.", ">\n\nAll the republican chatter of \"democrats are coming after you!\" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now.", ">\n\nThat, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting.", ">\n\nI hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll \nthe trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently", ">\n\nThe craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did. Trump's children actually had government roles. Hunter Biden doesn't.", ">\n\nWatch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too?", ">\n\nRevenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest.", ">\n\nI'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup?", ">\n\nRepublicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis!", ">\n\nTranslation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country”", ">\n\nI actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia.", ">\n\nIt’s all they have in the bag. No substance.", ">\n\nWhat a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡", ">\n\nThis is going to backfire bigly.", ">\n\nBut what about the president's son's penis? \nI hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned. \nWon't someone think of the childrens' penises!?", ">\n\n*yawn", ">\n\nJust ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done.", ">\n\nEvery time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet.", ">\n\nCan someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick", ">\n\nI can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself.", ">\n\nAny diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP", ">\n\nGonna be a stupid two years", ">\n\nJoe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely.", ">\n\nWasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries.", ">\n\nLast time I checked HB isn’t in office", ">\n\nWhat's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing.", ">\n\nNo one cares about Hunter Biden except people who are already firmly in the GQP's grips.", ">\n\nI don’t care, do you? \nFor real though… what a pointless venture and a waste of time.", ">\n\nWhich office did he win?", ">\n\nI don’t get why doesn’t Hunter Biden sue every congressperson and staff who even mentions him individually in their home state and DC. Sue them for defamation and libel. Sue every right wing producer/personality. I don’t see why it can’t work for Hunter. Is it going stop everyone no. But it’s much different if it’s your money/livelihood on the line. I think it will blunt the effect that Republicans are going for. I don’t get why doesn’t some wealthy democrat fund this.", ">\n\nGOP - gods of pettiness", ">\n\nNext they will go after santa clause", ">\n\nThe only things Republicans have taught me is that this man is truly well endowed and knows how to party harder than I ever will. Oh and that his dad actually loves him and wants him to get clean. The freaks", ">\n\nAs a private citizen, their purview is much smaller than they imagine.", ">\n\nNo one cares...", ">\n\nThe MAGA crowd is firmly convinced everyone does the same shady shit they grift with. Projection.\nI forgot. These same folks attack the opposition party’s family with some really gross and obviously untrue garbage. If they are anything they are filthy and nasty.", ">\n\nThey are so obsessed with Hunter Biden's monster hog.", ">\n\nGoddamn the GOP is rotten to the core. What do they actually think the endgame of this is going to be? Nevermind, I know what they want, the evil POS! Hope Joe and his son ignore their subpoenas and yell, \"witchhunt! Such my ass!\" Moderate GOP and Freedom Caucas can cannibalize each other.", ">\n\nRemember, the representatives from Louisiana will have to show ID to view any content.", ">\n\nYour conservatives want to see naked Hunter?", ">\n\nChickenshits", ">\n\nGroomers obsessed with penises", ">\n\nAh, I see Republicans are still hellbent on being useless. 🙄", ">\n\nHunter Biden liked to smoke crack with prostitutes and take pics of his glorious penis.\nTrump spawn did way way worse, cost this country god knows how much money and they have little mushroom peckers like daddy. I would bet dick envy is behind all this bullshit anyway\nI feel like the leave Britney alone guy\nLEAVE HUNTER BIDEN ALONE!!!" ]