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"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want."
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what do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff. | [
"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches"
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While I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda | [
"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff."
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i agree! subway take notes please and thank you | [
"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda"
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McAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc | [
"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you"
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Wholeheartedly agree. I'd rather have a lemonade, sandwich, and a cup of strawberries rather than some chips or a stale a++ chocolate chip cookie.
The only reason I believe they don't do this is because of the cost of the fresh produce and the durability of it (fresh fruit typically can only be kept for 3 days before being tossed). | [
"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you",
">\n\nMcAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc"
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Just dont eat a side, the sandwich is already like 600 calories | [
"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you",
">\n\nMcAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc",
">\n\nWholeheartedly agree. I'd rather have a lemonade, sandwich, and a cup of strawberries rather than some chips or a stale a++ chocolate chip cookie. \nThe only reason I believe they don't do this is because of the cost of the fresh produce and the durability of it (fresh fruit typically can only be kept for 3 days before being tossed)."
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Just not getting a side is the solution here. | [
"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you",
">\n\nMcAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc",
">\n\nWholeheartedly agree. I'd rather have a lemonade, sandwich, and a cup of strawberries rather than some chips or a stale a++ chocolate chip cookie. \nThe only reason I believe they don't do this is because of the cost of the fresh produce and the durability of it (fresh fruit typically can only be kept for 3 days before being tossed).",
">\n\nJust dont eat a side, the sandwich is already like 600 calories"
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"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you",
">\n\nMcAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc",
">\n\nWholeheartedly agree. I'd rather have a lemonade, sandwich, and a cup of strawberries rather than some chips or a stale a++ chocolate chip cookie. \nThe only reason I believe they don't do this is because of the cost of the fresh produce and the durability of it (fresh fruit typically can only be kept for 3 days before being tossed).",
">\n\nJust dont eat a side, the sandwich is already like 600 calories",
">\n\nJust not getting a side is the solution here."
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I don’t want to have to pay more for my sandwich because we have to absorb the cost of unused and/or rotten perishables | [
"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you",
">\n\nMcAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc",
">\n\nWholeheartedly agree. I'd rather have a lemonade, sandwich, and a cup of strawberries rather than some chips or a stale a++ chocolate chip cookie. \nThe only reason I believe they don't do this is because of the cost of the fresh produce and the durability of it (fresh fruit typically can only be kept for 3 days before being tossed).",
">\n\nJust dont eat a side, the sandwich is already like 600 calories",
">\n\nJust not getting a side is the solution here.",
">\n\nFruit isn't cheap, and spoils way faster."
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You can feel free to open a business that does. Shops do a mix of what they want to do and what the market seems to want. | [
"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you",
">\n\nMcAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc",
">\n\nWholeheartedly agree. I'd rather have a lemonade, sandwich, and a cup of strawberries rather than some chips or a stale a++ chocolate chip cookie. \nThe only reason I believe they don't do this is because of the cost of the fresh produce and the durability of it (fresh fruit typically can only be kept for 3 days before being tossed).",
">\n\nJust dont eat a side, the sandwich is already like 600 calories",
">\n\nJust not getting a side is the solution here.",
">\n\nFruit isn't cheap, and spoils way faster.",
">\n\nI don’t want to have to pay more for my sandwich because we have to absorb the cost of unused and/or rotten perishables"
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It’s not coat effective and some regions you can’t get that stuff as easily. Plus average diets considering most people would just skip over it. Personally for health reasons no side is best | [
"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you",
">\n\nMcAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc",
">\n\nWholeheartedly agree. I'd rather have a lemonade, sandwich, and a cup of strawberries rather than some chips or a stale a++ chocolate chip cookie. \nThe only reason I believe they don't do this is because of the cost of the fresh produce and the durability of it (fresh fruit typically can only be kept for 3 days before being tossed).",
">\n\nJust dont eat a side, the sandwich is already like 600 calories",
">\n\nJust not getting a side is the solution here.",
">\n\nFruit isn't cheap, and spoils way faster.",
">\n\nI don’t want to have to pay more for my sandwich because we have to absorb the cost of unused and/or rotten perishables",
">\n\nYou can feel free to open a business that does. Shops do a mix of what they want to do and what the market seems to want."
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"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you",
">\n\nMcAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc",
">\n\nWholeheartedly agree. I'd rather have a lemonade, sandwich, and a cup of strawberries rather than some chips or a stale a++ chocolate chip cookie. \nThe only reason I believe they don't do this is because of the cost of the fresh produce and the durability of it (fresh fruit typically can only be kept for 3 days before being tossed).",
">\n\nJust dont eat a side, the sandwich is already like 600 calories",
">\n\nJust not getting a side is the solution here.",
">\n\nFruit isn't cheap, and spoils way faster.",
">\n\nI don’t want to have to pay more for my sandwich because we have to absorb the cost of unused and/or rotten perishables",
">\n\nYou can feel free to open a business that does. Shops do a mix of what they want to do and what the market seems to want.",
">\n\nIt’s not coat effective and some regions you can’t get that stuff as easily. Plus average diets considering most people would just skip over it. Personally for health reasons no side is best"
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This is brilliant for people who like cured meats (and who doesn't like ham?), because those go incredibly well with fruit. People wrap melon with prosciutto for a reason. | [
"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you",
">\n\nMcAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc",
">\n\nWholeheartedly agree. I'd rather have a lemonade, sandwich, and a cup of strawberries rather than some chips or a stale a++ chocolate chip cookie. \nThe only reason I believe they don't do this is because of the cost of the fresh produce and the durability of it (fresh fruit typically can only be kept for 3 days before being tossed).",
">\n\nJust dont eat a side, the sandwich is already like 600 calories",
">\n\nJust not getting a side is the solution here.",
">\n\nFruit isn't cheap, and spoils way faster.",
">\n\nI don’t want to have to pay more for my sandwich because we have to absorb the cost of unused and/or rotten perishables",
">\n\nYou can feel free to open a business that does. Shops do a mix of what they want to do and what the market seems to want.",
">\n\nIt’s not coat effective and some regions you can’t get that stuff as easily. Plus average diets considering most people would just skip over it. Personally for health reasons no side is best",
">\n\nToo expensive..junk food is cheaper in bulk and shelf stable"
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"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you",
">\n\nMcAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc",
">\n\nWholeheartedly agree. I'd rather have a lemonade, sandwich, and a cup of strawberries rather than some chips or a stale a++ chocolate chip cookie. \nThe only reason I believe they don't do this is because of the cost of the fresh produce and the durability of it (fresh fruit typically can only be kept for 3 days before being tossed).",
">\n\nJust dont eat a side, the sandwich is already like 600 calories",
">\n\nJust not getting a side is the solution here.",
">\n\nFruit isn't cheap, and spoils way faster.",
">\n\nI don’t want to have to pay more for my sandwich because we have to absorb the cost of unused and/or rotten perishables",
">\n\nYou can feel free to open a business that does. Shops do a mix of what they want to do and what the market seems to want.",
">\n\nIt’s not coat effective and some regions you can’t get that stuff as easily. Plus average diets considering most people would just skip over it. Personally for health reasons no side is best",
">\n\nToo expensive..junk food is cheaper in bulk and shelf stable",
">\n\nThis is brilliant for people who like cured meats (and who doesn't like ham?), because those go incredibly well with fruit. People wrap melon with prosciutto for a reason."
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Subway has applesauce. | [
"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you",
">\n\nMcAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc",
">\n\nWholeheartedly agree. I'd rather have a lemonade, sandwich, and a cup of strawberries rather than some chips or a stale a++ chocolate chip cookie. \nThe only reason I believe they don't do this is because of the cost of the fresh produce and the durability of it (fresh fruit typically can only be kept for 3 days before being tossed).",
">\n\nJust dont eat a side, the sandwich is already like 600 calories",
">\n\nJust not getting a side is the solution here.",
">\n\nFruit isn't cheap, and spoils way faster.",
">\n\nI don’t want to have to pay more for my sandwich because we have to absorb the cost of unused and/or rotten perishables",
">\n\nYou can feel free to open a business that does. Shops do a mix of what they want to do and what the market seems to want.",
">\n\nIt’s not coat effective and some regions you can’t get that stuff as easily. Plus average diets considering most people would just skip over it. Personally for health reasons no side is best",
">\n\nToo expensive..junk food is cheaper in bulk and shelf stable",
">\n\nThis is brilliant for people who like cured meats (and who doesn't like ham?), because those go incredibly well with fruit. People wrap melon with prosciutto for a reason.",
">\n\nWhy would this be an unpopular opinion?"
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The expense isn't worth it for them. Especially with such a short shelf life. | [
"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you",
">\n\nMcAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc",
">\n\nWholeheartedly agree. I'd rather have a lemonade, sandwich, and a cup of strawberries rather than some chips or a stale a++ chocolate chip cookie. \nThe only reason I believe they don't do this is because of the cost of the fresh produce and the durability of it (fresh fruit typically can only be kept for 3 days before being tossed).",
">\n\nJust dont eat a side, the sandwich is already like 600 calories",
">\n\nJust not getting a side is the solution here.",
">\n\nFruit isn't cheap, and spoils way faster.",
">\n\nI don’t want to have to pay more for my sandwich because we have to absorb the cost of unused and/or rotten perishables",
">\n\nYou can feel free to open a business that does. Shops do a mix of what they want to do and what the market seems to want.",
">\n\nIt’s not coat effective and some regions you can’t get that stuff as easily. Plus average diets considering most people would just skip over it. Personally for health reasons no side is best",
">\n\nToo expensive..junk food is cheaper in bulk and shelf stable",
">\n\nThis is brilliant for people who like cured meats (and who doesn't like ham?), because those go incredibly well with fruit. People wrap melon with prosciutto for a reason.",
">\n\nWhy would this be an unpopular opinion?",
">\n\nSubway has applesauce."
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"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you",
">\n\nMcAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc",
">\n\nWholeheartedly agree. I'd rather have a lemonade, sandwich, and a cup of strawberries rather than some chips or a stale a++ chocolate chip cookie. \nThe only reason I believe they don't do this is because of the cost of the fresh produce and the durability of it (fresh fruit typically can only be kept for 3 days before being tossed).",
">\n\nJust dont eat a side, the sandwich is already like 600 calories",
">\n\nJust not getting a side is the solution here.",
">\n\nFruit isn't cheap, and spoils way faster.",
">\n\nI don’t want to have to pay more for my sandwich because we have to absorb the cost of unused and/or rotten perishables",
">\n\nYou can feel free to open a business that does. Shops do a mix of what they want to do and what the market seems to want.",
">\n\nIt’s not coat effective and some regions you can’t get that stuff as easily. Plus average diets considering most people would just skip over it. Personally for health reasons no side is best",
">\n\nToo expensive..junk food is cheaper in bulk and shelf stable",
">\n\nThis is brilliant for people who like cured meats (and who doesn't like ham?), because those go incredibly well with fruit. People wrap melon with prosciutto for a reason.",
">\n\nWhy would this be an unpopular opinion?",
">\n\nSubway has applesauce.",
">\n\nThe expense isn't worth it for them. Especially with such a short shelf life."
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"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you",
">\n\nMcAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc",
">\n\nWholeheartedly agree. I'd rather have a lemonade, sandwich, and a cup of strawberries rather than some chips or a stale a++ chocolate chip cookie. \nThe only reason I believe they don't do this is because of the cost of the fresh produce and the durability of it (fresh fruit typically can only be kept for 3 days before being tossed).",
">\n\nJust dont eat a side, the sandwich is already like 600 calories",
">\n\nJust not getting a side is the solution here.",
">\n\nFruit isn't cheap, and spoils way faster.",
">\n\nI don’t want to have to pay more for my sandwich because we have to absorb the cost of unused and/or rotten perishables",
">\n\nYou can feel free to open a business that does. Shops do a mix of what they want to do and what the market seems to want.",
">\n\nIt’s not coat effective and some regions you can’t get that stuff as easily. Plus average diets considering most people would just skip over it. Personally for health reasons no side is best",
">\n\nToo expensive..junk food is cheaper in bulk and shelf stable",
">\n\nThis is brilliant for people who like cured meats (and who doesn't like ham?), because those go incredibly well with fruit. People wrap melon with prosciutto for a reason.",
">\n\nWhy would this be an unpopular opinion?",
">\n\nSubway has applesauce.",
">\n\nThe expense isn't worth it for them. Especially with such a short shelf life.",
">\n\nFruit isnt healthy. Its basically just sugar and water."
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"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you",
">\n\nMcAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc",
">\n\nWholeheartedly agree. I'd rather have a lemonade, sandwich, and a cup of strawberries rather than some chips or a stale a++ chocolate chip cookie. \nThe only reason I believe they don't do this is because of the cost of the fresh produce and the durability of it (fresh fruit typically can only be kept for 3 days before being tossed).",
">\n\nJust dont eat a side, the sandwich is already like 600 calories",
">\n\nJust not getting a side is the solution here.",
">\n\nFruit isn't cheap, and spoils way faster.",
">\n\nI don’t want to have to pay more for my sandwich because we have to absorb the cost of unused and/or rotten perishables",
">\n\nYou can feel free to open a business that does. Shops do a mix of what they want to do and what the market seems to want.",
">\n\nIt’s not coat effective and some regions you can’t get that stuff as easily. Plus average diets considering most people would just skip over it. Personally for health reasons no side is best",
">\n\nToo expensive..junk food is cheaper in bulk and shelf stable",
">\n\nThis is brilliant for people who like cured meats (and who doesn't like ham?), because those go incredibly well with fruit. People wrap melon with prosciutto for a reason.",
">\n\nWhy would this be an unpopular opinion?",
">\n\nSubway has applesauce.",
">\n\nThe expense isn't worth it for them. Especially with such a short shelf life.",
">\n\nFruit isnt healthy. Its basically just sugar and water.",
">\n\n...and fibres and vitamins.\nNot to mention your body has to work to get those sugars. There's a difference between eating an apple and drinking apple juice for example."
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"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you",
">\n\nMcAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc",
">\n\nWholeheartedly agree. I'd rather have a lemonade, sandwich, and a cup of strawberries rather than some chips or a stale a++ chocolate chip cookie. \nThe only reason I believe they don't do this is because of the cost of the fresh produce and the durability of it (fresh fruit typically can only be kept for 3 days before being tossed).",
">\n\nJust dont eat a side, the sandwich is already like 600 calories",
">\n\nJust not getting a side is the solution here.",
">\n\nFruit isn't cheap, and spoils way faster.",
">\n\nI don’t want to have to pay more for my sandwich because we have to absorb the cost of unused and/or rotten perishables",
">\n\nYou can feel free to open a business that does. Shops do a mix of what they want to do and what the market seems to want.",
">\n\nIt’s not coat effective and some regions you can’t get that stuff as easily. Plus average diets considering most people would just skip over it. Personally for health reasons no side is best",
">\n\nToo expensive..junk food is cheaper in bulk and shelf stable",
">\n\nThis is brilliant for people who like cured meats (and who doesn't like ham?), because those go incredibly well with fruit. People wrap melon with prosciutto for a reason.",
">\n\nWhy would this be an unpopular opinion?",
">\n\nSubway has applesauce.",
">\n\nThe expense isn't worth it for them. Especially with such a short shelf life.",
">\n\nFruit isnt healthy. Its basically just sugar and water.",
">\n\n...and fibres and vitamins.\nNot to mention your body has to work to get those sugars. There's a difference between eating an apple and drinking apple juice for example.",
">\n\nGo to a fruit shop,"
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Or you could just make your own sandwich at home and provide your own fruit, problem solved | [
"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you",
">\n\nMcAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc",
">\n\nWholeheartedly agree. I'd rather have a lemonade, sandwich, and a cup of strawberries rather than some chips or a stale a++ chocolate chip cookie. \nThe only reason I believe they don't do this is because of the cost of the fresh produce and the durability of it (fresh fruit typically can only be kept for 3 days before being tossed).",
">\n\nJust dont eat a side, the sandwich is already like 600 calories",
">\n\nJust not getting a side is the solution here.",
">\n\nFruit isn't cheap, and spoils way faster.",
">\n\nI don’t want to have to pay more for my sandwich because we have to absorb the cost of unused and/or rotten perishables",
">\n\nYou can feel free to open a business that does. Shops do a mix of what they want to do and what the market seems to want.",
">\n\nIt’s not coat effective and some regions you can’t get that stuff as easily. Plus average diets considering most people would just skip over it. Personally for health reasons no side is best",
">\n\nToo expensive..junk food is cheaper in bulk and shelf stable",
">\n\nThis is brilliant for people who like cured meats (and who doesn't like ham?), because those go incredibly well with fruit. People wrap melon with prosciutto for a reason.",
">\n\nWhy would this be an unpopular opinion?",
">\n\nSubway has applesauce.",
">\n\nThe expense isn't worth it for them. Especially with such a short shelf life.",
">\n\nFruit isnt healthy. Its basically just sugar and water.",
">\n\n...and fibres and vitamins.\nNot to mention your body has to work to get those sugars. There's a difference between eating an apple and drinking apple juice for example.",
">\n\nGo to a fruit shop,",
">\n\nWhy are you eating at chain sandwich shops? gross"
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"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you",
">\n\nMcAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc",
">\n\nWholeheartedly agree. I'd rather have a lemonade, sandwich, and a cup of strawberries rather than some chips or a stale a++ chocolate chip cookie. \nThe only reason I believe they don't do this is because of the cost of the fresh produce and the durability of it (fresh fruit typically can only be kept for 3 days before being tossed).",
">\n\nJust dont eat a side, the sandwich is already like 600 calories",
">\n\nJust not getting a side is the solution here.",
">\n\nFruit isn't cheap, and spoils way faster.",
">\n\nI don’t want to have to pay more for my sandwich because we have to absorb the cost of unused and/or rotten perishables",
">\n\nYou can feel free to open a business that does. Shops do a mix of what they want to do and what the market seems to want.",
">\n\nIt’s not coat effective and some regions you can’t get that stuff as easily. Plus average diets considering most people would just skip over it. Personally for health reasons no side is best",
">\n\nToo expensive..junk food is cheaper in bulk and shelf stable",
">\n\nThis is brilliant for people who like cured meats (and who doesn't like ham?), because those go incredibly well with fruit. People wrap melon with prosciutto for a reason.",
">\n\nWhy would this be an unpopular opinion?",
">\n\nSubway has applesauce.",
">\n\nThe expense isn't worth it for them. Especially with such a short shelf life.",
">\n\nFruit isnt healthy. Its basically just sugar and water.",
">\n\n...and fibres and vitamins.\nNot to mention your body has to work to get those sugars. There's a difference between eating an apple and drinking apple juice for example.",
">\n\nGo to a fruit shop,",
">\n\nWhy are you eating at chain sandwich shops? gross",
">\n\nOr you could just make your own sandwich at home and provide your own fruit, problem solved"
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"You could just not get the side. The sandwiches are already pretty calorie dense",
">\n\nThat and stop going to crappy nationwide chains. Typically you can find much better local delis and sandwich shops. Hell even the supermarket typically does better sandwiches, typically.",
">\n\nPublix subs ftw!",
">\n\nWhile I do love a pubsub, my unpopular opinion is that they are quite overrated. They ARE good for a supermarket sammich, but I’d still rather eat a Jersey Mikes or Jimmy Johns.",
">\n\nI skip the sides and just load my sandwich up with vegetables: spinach, cucumbumber, onion, green bell pepper, tomato, pickles olives etc. I either stick with brown mustard or salt and pepper and skip the high sugar and fat dressings.",
">\n\nMustard is such a great condiment. Piquant, the only major concern with it is sodium, goes with almost everything. I usually need a little vinegar added for sheer moisture, though. Dry sandwiches get hard to chew.",
">\n\nI disagree purely on the basis that fruit sides when offered at such places are always shit. Blackened banana, tasteless apple, shriveled tangerine. At the end of the day at least there isn’t a quality concern with a bag of chips",
">\n\nYeah people forget that fresh fruit is perishable and doesn't really fit into fast food supply chains.\nNow maybe some stuff like... I guess apple sauce maybe? Something like that.",
">\n\nI used to work at a sandwich shop and we'd have apple sauce available for purchase. it came standard with a kids meal but you could purchase individual cups of apple sauce in the drink/deli salad cooler. it was nice to have a semi healthy side choice rather then the cookies or chips we served as well",
">\n\nOftentimes the fruits are not fresh.",
">\n\nIt’s possible, but it’s going to be ludicrously expensive. \nAt Panera, we sell fruit cups, but they’re not worth it. $4 for 3-4 1” cubes of honeydew/cantaloupe, 2-3 cubes of pineapple, and 3-4 grapes. It’s such a ridiculously small portion, especially considering the $4 up charge. Even if you do want two sides, say, an apple and chips, we only charge $1 for an extra side. So even if you buy a second or even third side, it’s still half the price of upgrading to a fruit cup. \nWe only sell like 5-10 per day, and it wastes so much prep time considering we only make a dozen daily. It’s almost an hour of prep time just to make $48 of merchandise that expires in 36 hours, even when keeping it refrigerated. \nIt’s just not feasible, not on the consumer end or the business end. Why wouldn’t you just go to a grocery store, and buy a quart of prepped fruit for more or less the same price, maybe $5-8 for quintuple the quantity?",
">\n\nDon't forget those cubes of melon aren't ever ripe!",
">\n\nThat's exactly what I was thinking. The average fruit cup is 90% unripe melon.\nEdit: Plus one wimpy, overripe grape",
">\n\nif they sold regularly they would. trust me if there is a market for it the company will sell it.\nthe issue though is fruit spoils and rots quickly and that's wasted revenue. that bag of chips and sealed cookie can sit there for weeks.",
">\n\nPickles go good with sammiches",
">\n\nFruits spoil. That money is lost. Chips and packaged cookies last much longer. It’s maybe a good experiment to buy a couple of bunches of bananas and hang them by the register to see if they sell before they spoil. But the main reason prepackaged snacks are dominant in sandwich shops is because they are more likely to make a profit for the shop.",
">\n\nI'm 90% sure there's apples at Subway. I mean, I don't get them... but like, I see them there.\nHave you had a chocolate chip Subway cookie? I have plenty of healthy options at home, I'm picking the cookie.",
">\n\ni have eaten at subway a lot and have never once seen an apple",
">\n\nThere are definitely apple slices at Subway. They are in the cooler where the water is kept. I have always gotten apples with my sandwiches.",
">\n\nMost of them do? Atleast in my experience.",
">\n\nExactly. I’m baffled by these comments. Maybe it is regional? All of my sandwich shops have at least one fruit option, even fast food restaurants have a fruit option.",
">\n\nIdk if it's by law or anything, but almost any place you can eat has fruits and veggies. Any sandwich place I've ever been to either has \"fresh\" fruit, or like, pre packaged apple slices or fruit cups or something",
">\n\nYeah, that has always been my experience too.",
">\n\nHave you ever put chips in your sub? Total game changer, fruit on the hand, ew.",
">\n\nAvocado and Tomato are fruit!",
">\n\nAnd Bananas are technically an herb. \nThey are distantly related to ginger.",
">\n\nUnpopular opinion because it's not economically feasible. Fruits are significantly more expensive than potatoes, they spoil, and that cost would need to be made up in the menu prices.",
">\n\nDoesn't Subway have apple slices?",
">\n\nChips $0.10 a bag. Cookies $0.20 a cookie. Fruit even dried $0.70 per item minimum. They could do it but they would prob charge extra like an upgrade fee and most wouldn’t bother. Good idea though",
">\n\nI don’t need all that sugar from fruit, but a veggie side wouldn’t be too bad",
">\n\nFrom a nutritional AND cost effective standpoint, there should be no sides. A sandwich at one of those chains is more than enough calories, carbohydrates, saturated fat and sodium for an adult to consume in a single meal (if not a single day), and tacking on more carbs (fruit, a soda, a cookie, chips) and sugar, OR more fat (chips/cookies) is a recipe for a blood sugar crash at best. \nIf you're looking for a lunch on the go, chances are no nutritionally balanced side would be convenient (e.g., vegetables without fat-laden dipping sauce or salt, plain, low or non-fat Greek yogurt). If you're eating a dense sandwich, you shouldn't need a side.",
">\n\nMaybe I don't eat my whole sandwich tho. I'd rather have half a sandwich and a banana than a full sandwich. Its about making the meal diverse, not just adding shit to it.",
">\n\nWhy would you pay for a whole sandwich if you're only going to eat half, though?\nI get what you're saying, though. What places could do (and many of them do!) have a salad option that uses the ingredients they already have. I think half a turkey sandwich with a garden salad with balsamic vinagarette sounds like a very balanced meal.",
">\n\nI save my sandwich for lunch the next day! I would love a small salad as an option too. Salad as an entreé just depresses me out. I know it's stupid but from tv and stuff it just screams \"I'm on a diet.\"",
">\n\nHey, trust me I get that. There just needs to be a perfect restaurant with diverse, healthy AND cost effective options without having to compromise one for the other!",
">\n\nAs a jersey mikes employee. Hard no. 😂 Expensive fruit that hardly anyone will buy over chips and then we’ll just waste a shit ton of it because we have to toss is after so long. And well you can’t magically know who is going to buy fruit for the week. \nIf you want something healthy like fruit, go to the grocery store or a place you know has it. These sub shops are legit fast food, when have you ever expected to find something moderately healthy in fast food😂",
">\n\nSupply only follows the demand.",
">\n\nHow does one measure demand of something that isn't available.\nLike there's 0 demand for a car that can run on dirty rainwater?",
">\n\nI've never been a fan of fresh fruit, although I don't actively dislike it. It's just something I don't overly enjoy eating so I don't purchase it to eat. And when I have a choice between chips and fresh fruit, I'll always take the chips. \nBring on some apple or blueberry pie, though. \nSo I don't care one way or the other whether or not sandwich shops offer fruit as a side.",
">\n\nIf you go to a good place, its usually a deli pickle that is served with your meal. \nAtleast it is in NYC and NJ",
">\n\nnah they’d give us the shitty bagged sliced apples that taste like pure acid. i’ll pass",
">\n\nI work in a deli. We sell fruit at $2 for one. I'm not a true American because I plan ahead and buy fruit at the fruit store, sandwiches at the deli.",
">\n\nIt all comes down to price and shrinkage. They would be throwing out a lot of fruit while chips can stay good for weeks. Cookies are cheap to make but they do go bad fast.",
">\n\nNot disagreeing with you, but people buy the chips and cookies because that's what they want, not fruit. It's not a smart business practice to offer your customers products they don't want.",
">\n\nFruit goes bad. Chips and cookies do not perish on the shelf.",
">\n\nPlaces here tried it, no one bought it. It's also a PITA to maintain, as fruits are super perishable.\nSomewhere that isn't a chain has what you want, maybe, but it'll be 20 bucks to get that. Too rich for my blood.",
">\n\nI work at a local sandwich shop. Fruit is definitely one of our most popular sides along with potato salad. Chips is an option but rarely selected.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, i thought this was America. Are we not in America?",
">\n\nHorrible idea from a practical standpoint. You’re either going to get a pre-packaged fruit cup from Sysco (they use corn syrup to preserve those bad boys). The other option is for them to do it in-house so you’re suggesting Jersey Mike’s buy a lot of produce with only a portion being useable on a given day.",
">\n\nfruit doesn't stay fresh as long, especially once you slice it up.\nIf you want a healthier options you can go to the grocery store for lunch and get a sandwich at their deli and some fruit",
">\n\nThey likely tried and compared. Chips and cookies probably won the AB test. They surely offer what sells, not what best.",
">\n\nOr .. and hear me out .. if you want to eat healthy, don’t eat at those places. It’s poison. Adding some preserved apples ain’t making it healthier.",
">\n\nbring a banana and don’t get a side. a sandwich is a whole meal. you don’t NEED a cookie. they’re not forcing you to eat it. it would be more expensive if they offered fruit, and it probably wouldn’t be high quality since there would presumably be less of a demand.",
">\n\nBabe, why don’t you just eat healthy if you wanna eat healthy? lol",
">\n\nStart your own sandwich shop",
">\n\nok",
">\n\nBring fruit from home? Lol",
">\n\nThat's why I pack my own lunches and add either a little mandarin or a baggie of grapes",
">\n\nI wouldn’t mind fruit cups if they ever start doing that as a side.",
">\n\nOk.",
">\n\nCan’t put fruit on my sandwich to add a little crunch",
">\n\nHow about fruit chips?",
">\n\nDried fruit would be nice.",
">\n\nMost sandwich places do though. I can’t think of one where you can’t at least get apple slices.",
">\n\nI just wish it wasn’t 4 dollars to upgrade for a small side salad at a restaurant instead of fries",
">\n\nIn all the places that do serve fruit and stuff I never see them get picked. Not to mention sliced fruit cuts would go bad very quickly unless you wrap them in plastic which is bad for the environment.",
">\n\nThe person that orders 2 big macs, large fry, and a diet coke. Lol",
">\n\nPlaces try it from time to time, but it rarely works out unless like Subway and McDonalds they have those processed, preserved apple slices in bags - which still don't sell well, but at least they don't draw flies and increase waste even further.\nI mean my local gas station is 14 miles from the closest grocery store and they used to have bannanas, and if they looked right I'd buy one most times I was in. This was a two day window on the bannanas top, and I think one other person also sometimes bought one.",
">\n\nIf you’re not loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then you’re better off making a sandwich at home.\nAnd if you are loading your sandwich up with a ton of veggies then the fruit will make your meal less healthy.",
">\n\nNGL, on a calorie per-calorie basis, there probably wouldn't be much difference between the calories in a side of chips and a side of fruit I would imagine.",
">\n\nthey do?",
">\n\nFruit is expensive and has a shorter shelf life than a bag of chips",
">\n\nIf the fruit is not garbage, I'm a fan of this.\nIf the fruit is garbage, I'll take another pile of sodium instead.",
">\n\nFeel free to make your own sandwich shop that does that",
">\n\nThe purpose of food industry is to make profit, make customer addicted to their products, make their customer's health deteriorate since they're colluding with health industry. Let customer having healthy food won't help them.",
">\n\nThis is a pretty myopic view. American food culture is built around ultra processed foods that are scientifically engineered to be addictive. Not having fruit as a side is the least of it.",
">\n\nI usually buy a 6 inch sub, then go home and eat yogurt and fruit/applesauce with it",
">\n\nDried fruit could work but drying it probably makes it more unhealthy",
">\n\nThis isn't unpopular, they just won't do it. Up to you to get your own and eat healthier.",
">\n\nthey must not be as profitable or else they would",
">\n\nI think it's both lame and sad that this is an unpopular opinion. I 100% agree with it.",
">\n\nThey dont do that in your place? Shame",
">\n\nOr, they can serve people what they want.",
">\n\nThat is a whole other ball of wax. Chips last for months and fruit lasts days maybe more. Not worth it for a sub shop.",
">\n\nI think a better option would be to serve fruit chips or dried fruit as a side.\nThey will last longer, so it'll be good for both the shops and the customers.",
">\n\nFat Americans ain’t going for that, side of ranch to dip my chips please",
">\n\nP sure at least half of those do offer fruit sides, they just suck. Pre packaged bs",
">\n\nMost fruit you buy at restaurants are sub par. I’d rather buy my own fruit.",
">\n\nLearn to make a sandwich, buy a vintage lunch box.",
">\n\nOr, maybe, and hear me out, you go somewhere that has healthier options and sandwiches like a deli. Jason's Deli and Panera Bread are two places that fit your description to a T and those are just off the top of my head.",
">\n\nThey already do in pretty much the rest of the word except the US.",
">\n\nI just don’t get the sides or a drink at any restaurant.\nI order the entree and drink water. No sides. They are all just saturated fats that give you cancer, and the drinks are all just sugars and carcinogens that give you cancer.",
">\n\nAmerica was built on innovation ... by innovators.\nGo innovate, don't expect someone else to do it for you.\nAlso, let us know how much fruit you had to throw away because the fat slobs wanted a cookie.",
">\n\nAgreed, but I think it'd cost the store more money to have fresh fruit and I doubt they'd do that.",
">\n\nThey should serve whatever they think their customers want, if you don't like what they offer you should take your business elsewhere.",
">\n\nWhat about a small snack pack of peaches or pears? Or pineapple cubes. They can be pretty good.",
">\n\nAmerican food chains are poison. Don't eat them and you'll be healthier than the majority of Americans.",
">\n\nTo me, good deli sides are potato salad or maybe a soup.",
">\n\nIf that's the only place you've ever eaten a sandwich then you actually haven't had a good sandwich yet",
">\n\nThey do? I usually get an apple as my side when I eat at a sandwich shop.",
">\n\nI mean sandwiches are pretty easy to make. Buy the fruit and stuff to make them and you'll have what you want.",
">\n\nI want fries and salad with my sandwiches",
">\n\nwhat do you think this is? asia? westerners don't eat fruit with stuff.",
">\n\nWhile I agree, I just don’t see the demand justifying the expense. I do agree that fast food meals marketed towards children should hands down include carrots, celery, and apples always instead of a cookie and/or fries/or soda",
">\n\ni agree! subway take notes please and thank you",
">\n\nMcAllister has some good sandwiches and they can come with either fruit or some chips cookie etc",
">\n\nWholeheartedly agree. I'd rather have a lemonade, sandwich, and a cup of strawberries rather than some chips or a stale a++ chocolate chip cookie. \nThe only reason I believe they don't do this is because of the cost of the fresh produce and the durability of it (fresh fruit typically can only be kept for 3 days before being tossed).",
">\n\nJust dont eat a side, the sandwich is already like 600 calories",
">\n\nJust not getting a side is the solution here.",
">\n\nFruit isn't cheap, and spoils way faster.",
">\n\nI don’t want to have to pay more for my sandwich because we have to absorb the cost of unused and/or rotten perishables",
">\n\nYou can feel free to open a business that does. Shops do a mix of what they want to do and what the market seems to want.",
">\n\nIt’s not coat effective and some regions you can’t get that stuff as easily. Plus average diets considering most people would just skip over it. Personally for health reasons no side is best",
">\n\nToo expensive..junk food is cheaper in bulk and shelf stable",
">\n\nThis is brilliant for people who like cured meats (and who doesn't like ham?), because those go incredibly well with fruit. People wrap melon with prosciutto for a reason.",
">\n\nWhy would this be an unpopular opinion?",
">\n\nSubway has applesauce.",
">\n\nThe expense isn't worth it for them. Especially with such a short shelf life.",
">\n\nFruit isnt healthy. Its basically just sugar and water.",
">\n\n...and fibres and vitamins.\nNot to mention your body has to work to get those sugars. There's a difference between eating an apple and drinking apple juice for example.",
">\n\nGo to a fruit shop,",
">\n\nWhy are you eating at chain sandwich shops? gross",
">\n\nOr you could just make your own sandwich at home and provide your own fruit, problem solved",
">\n\nStop trying to put other people’s businesses out if business."
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Trump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida | [
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">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in."
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And Rick Scott.
With DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida"
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Seeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink? | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case."
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The dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?"
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You'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up.
Republican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia."
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Eh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman."
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DeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to "not be a people person", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.
This is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.
Genuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.
DeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.
Stick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger."
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He seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane."
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“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable? | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage."
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I'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?"
] |
>
Always has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys"
] |
>
The Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real."
] |
>
Red-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime! | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state."
] |
>
Mine is theft, but I am partial to arson | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!"
] |
>
"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!" | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson"
] |
>
I'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\""
] |
>
At some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of "What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote." Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby"
] |
>
If that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely."
] |
>
If he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus
The only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen."
] |
>
People like Trump don’t trust in promises. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not"
] |
>
Well I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises."
] |
>
That’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out."
] |
>
That’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.
To be clear, everyone is NOT lying | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying."
] |
>
Lock both of these criminals up! | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying"
] |
>
So, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!"
] |
>
I dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020). | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down."
] |
>
Coming from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020)."
] |
>
And that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd."
] |
>
Everyone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends."
] |
>
"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands..." | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party."
] |
>
Or, more accurately:
My voter base is dumber than yours! | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\""
] |
>
Heh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor.
Dumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...
RRR from the GOP | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!"
] |
>
That's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP"
] |
>
Florida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get"
] |
>
Match made in heaven since they only elect sadists. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet."
] |
>
Fight, you fucking swine, fight. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists."
] |
>
They both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird????? | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight."
] |
>
Both of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????"
] |
>
I can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur."
] |
>
To be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is."
] |
>
Trump should run for Florida governor | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners."
] |
>
Yeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery "the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world." | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor"
] |
>
DeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\""
] |
>
yea but didn't he draw up his own maps | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less."
] |
>
Didn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win? | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps"
] |
>
In Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?"
] |
>
The height of Republican discourse, here.
Someone smells blood in the water. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight."
] |
>
Popcorn! Get your popcorn here!
Buy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda! | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water."
] |
>
Right. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!"
] |
>
Ronnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country."
] |
>
Let them fight. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too."
] |
>
Not as sick of a burn as he thinks. In Trump's mind, he was reelected too. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too.",
">\n\nLet them fight."
] |
>
The one thing I look forward to is Donald going for vengeance against this dimwit. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too.",
">\n\nLet them fight.",
">\n\nNot as sick of a burn as he thinks. In Trump's mind, he was reelected too."
] |
>
They’re both terrible, and it’s embarrassing they’re even in the running for anything. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too.",
">\n\nLet them fight.",
">\n\nNot as sick of a burn as he thinks. In Trump's mind, he was reelected too.",
">\n\nThe one thing I look forward to is Donald going for vengeance against this dimwit."
] |
>
DeSantis just asserted the election was valid. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too.",
">\n\nLet them fight.",
">\n\nNot as sick of a burn as he thinks. In Trump's mind, he was reelected too.",
">\n\nThe one thing I look forward to is Donald going for vengeance against this dimwit.",
">\n\nThey’re both terrible, and it’s embarrassing they’re even in the running for anything."
] |
>
So Media, are we going to have endure every single hissy fit from these two clowns throw at each other for the duration? | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too.",
">\n\nLet them fight.",
">\n\nNot as sick of a burn as he thinks. In Trump's mind, he was reelected too.",
">\n\nThe one thing I look forward to is Donald going for vengeance against this dimwit.",
">\n\nThey’re both terrible, and it’s embarrassing they’re even in the running for anything.",
">\n\nDeSantis just asserted the election was valid."
] |
>
Yes, yes we will. Submit to the machine my friend. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too.",
">\n\nLet them fight.",
">\n\nNot as sick of a burn as he thinks. In Trump's mind, he was reelected too.",
">\n\nThe one thing I look forward to is Donald going for vengeance against this dimwit.",
">\n\nThey’re both terrible, and it’s embarrassing they’re even in the running for anything.",
">\n\nDeSantis just asserted the election was valid.",
">\n\nSo Media, are we going to have endure every single hissy fit from these two clowns throw at each other for the duration?"
] |
>
As much as I despise both of them, that's a pretty good backhand slap | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too.",
">\n\nLet them fight.",
">\n\nNot as sick of a burn as he thinks. In Trump's mind, he was reelected too.",
">\n\nThe one thing I look forward to is Donald going for vengeance against this dimwit.",
">\n\nThey’re both terrible, and it’s embarrassing they’re even in the running for anything.",
">\n\nDeSantis just asserted the election was valid.",
">\n\nSo Media, are we going to have endure every single hissy fit from these two clowns throw at each other for the duration?",
">\n\nYes, yes we will. Submit to the machine my friend."
] |
>
Snaps back? These media outlets are making total fools out of themselves with this undignified slang in their headlines. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too.",
">\n\nLet them fight.",
">\n\nNot as sick of a burn as he thinks. In Trump's mind, he was reelected too.",
">\n\nThe one thing I look forward to is Donald going for vengeance against this dimwit.",
">\n\nThey’re both terrible, and it’s embarrassing they’re even in the running for anything.",
">\n\nDeSantis just asserted the election was valid.",
">\n\nSo Media, are we going to have endure every single hissy fit from these two clowns throw at each other for the duration?",
">\n\nYes, yes we will. Submit to the machine my friend.",
">\n\nAs much as I despise both of them, that's a pretty good backhand slap"
] |
>
This and “claps back” makes me see red. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too.",
">\n\nLet them fight.",
">\n\nNot as sick of a burn as he thinks. In Trump's mind, he was reelected too.",
">\n\nThe one thing I look forward to is Donald going for vengeance against this dimwit.",
">\n\nThey’re both terrible, and it’s embarrassing they’re even in the running for anything.",
">\n\nDeSantis just asserted the election was valid.",
">\n\nSo Media, are we going to have endure every single hissy fit from these two clowns throw at each other for the duration?",
">\n\nYes, yes we will. Submit to the machine my friend.",
">\n\nAs much as I despise both of them, that's a pretty good backhand slap",
">\n\nSnaps back? These media outlets are making total fools out of themselves with this undignified slang in their headlines."
] |
>
By denying millions of votes. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too.",
">\n\nLet them fight.",
">\n\nNot as sick of a burn as he thinks. In Trump's mind, he was reelected too.",
">\n\nThe one thing I look forward to is Donald going for vengeance against this dimwit.",
">\n\nThey’re both terrible, and it’s embarrassing they’re even in the running for anything.",
">\n\nDeSantis just asserted the election was valid.",
">\n\nSo Media, are we going to have endure every single hissy fit from these two clowns throw at each other for the duration?",
">\n\nYes, yes we will. Submit to the machine my friend.",
">\n\nAs much as I despise both of them, that's a pretty good backhand slap",
">\n\nSnaps back? These media outlets are making total fools out of themselves with this undignified slang in their headlines.",
">\n\nThis and “claps back” makes me see red."
] |
>
How long do you think it will be before they start shipping immigrants at each other? | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too.",
">\n\nLet them fight.",
">\n\nNot as sick of a burn as he thinks. In Trump's mind, he was reelected too.",
">\n\nThe one thing I look forward to is Donald going for vengeance against this dimwit.",
">\n\nThey’re both terrible, and it’s embarrassing they’re even in the running for anything.",
">\n\nDeSantis just asserted the election was valid.",
">\n\nSo Media, are we going to have endure every single hissy fit from these two clowns throw at each other for the duration?",
">\n\nYes, yes we will. Submit to the machine my friend.",
">\n\nAs much as I despise both of them, that's a pretty good backhand slap",
">\n\nSnaps back? These media outlets are making total fools out of themselves with this undignified slang in their headlines.",
">\n\nThis and “claps back” makes me see red.",
">\n\nBy denying millions of votes."
] |
>
Lol good one | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too.",
">\n\nLet them fight.",
">\n\nNot as sick of a burn as he thinks. In Trump's mind, he was reelected too.",
">\n\nThe one thing I look forward to is Donald going for vengeance against this dimwit.",
">\n\nThey’re both terrible, and it’s embarrassing they’re even in the running for anything.",
">\n\nDeSantis just asserted the election was valid.",
">\n\nSo Media, are we going to have endure every single hissy fit from these two clowns throw at each other for the duration?",
">\n\nYes, yes we will. Submit to the machine my friend.",
">\n\nAs much as I despise both of them, that's a pretty good backhand slap",
">\n\nSnaps back? These media outlets are making total fools out of themselves with this undignified slang in their headlines.",
">\n\nThis and “claps back” makes me see red.",
">\n\nBy denying millions of votes.",
">\n\nHow long do you think it will be before they start shipping immigrants at each other?"
] |
>
DeSantis is much smarter than Trump. He’s a scary politician. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too.",
">\n\nLet them fight.",
">\n\nNot as sick of a burn as he thinks. In Trump's mind, he was reelected too.",
">\n\nThe one thing I look forward to is Donald going for vengeance against this dimwit.",
">\n\nThey’re both terrible, and it’s embarrassing they’re even in the running for anything.",
">\n\nDeSantis just asserted the election was valid.",
">\n\nSo Media, are we going to have endure every single hissy fit from these two clowns throw at each other for the duration?",
">\n\nYes, yes we will. Submit to the machine my friend.",
">\n\nAs much as I despise both of them, that's a pretty good backhand slap",
">\n\nSnaps back? These media outlets are making total fools out of themselves with this undignified slang in their headlines.",
">\n\nThis and “claps back” makes me see red.",
">\n\nBy denying millions of votes.",
">\n\nHow long do you think it will be before they start shipping immigrants at each other?",
">\n\nLol good one"
] |
>
lol BURN. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too.",
">\n\nLet them fight.",
">\n\nNot as sick of a burn as he thinks. In Trump's mind, he was reelected too.",
">\n\nThe one thing I look forward to is Donald going for vengeance against this dimwit.",
">\n\nThey’re both terrible, and it’s embarrassing they’re even in the running for anything.",
">\n\nDeSantis just asserted the election was valid.",
">\n\nSo Media, are we going to have endure every single hissy fit from these two clowns throw at each other for the duration?",
">\n\nYes, yes we will. Submit to the machine my friend.",
">\n\nAs much as I despise both of them, that's a pretty good backhand slap",
">\n\nSnaps back? These media outlets are making total fools out of themselves with this undignified slang in their headlines.",
">\n\nThis and “claps back” makes me see red.",
">\n\nBy denying millions of votes.",
">\n\nHow long do you think it will be before they start shipping immigrants at each other?",
">\n\nLol good one",
">\n\nDeSantis is much smarter than Trump. He’s a scary politician."
] |
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It's a smackdown.
Trump's going to send his henchman Marjorie Taylor Green to climb into the ring when no one's looking and hit him with a chair. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too.",
">\n\nLet them fight.",
">\n\nNot as sick of a burn as he thinks. In Trump's mind, he was reelected too.",
">\n\nThe one thing I look forward to is Donald going for vengeance against this dimwit.",
">\n\nThey’re both terrible, and it’s embarrassing they’re even in the running for anything.",
">\n\nDeSantis just asserted the election was valid.",
">\n\nSo Media, are we going to have endure every single hissy fit from these two clowns throw at each other for the duration?",
">\n\nYes, yes we will. Submit to the machine my friend.",
">\n\nAs much as I despise both of them, that's a pretty good backhand slap",
">\n\nSnaps back? These media outlets are making total fools out of themselves with this undignified slang in their headlines.",
">\n\nThis and “claps back” makes me see red.",
">\n\nBy denying millions of votes.",
">\n\nHow long do you think it will be before they start shipping immigrants at each other?",
">\n\nLol good one",
">\n\nDeSantis is much smarter than Trump. He’s a scary politician.",
">\n\nlol BURN."
] |
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When he gets elected by the maga, that's when we see how stupid Americans are. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too.",
">\n\nLet them fight.",
">\n\nNot as sick of a burn as he thinks. In Trump's mind, he was reelected too.",
">\n\nThe one thing I look forward to is Donald going for vengeance against this dimwit.",
">\n\nThey’re both terrible, and it’s embarrassing they’re even in the running for anything.",
">\n\nDeSantis just asserted the election was valid.",
">\n\nSo Media, are we going to have endure every single hissy fit from these two clowns throw at each other for the duration?",
">\n\nYes, yes we will. Submit to the machine my friend.",
">\n\nAs much as I despise both of them, that's a pretty good backhand slap",
">\n\nSnaps back? These media outlets are making total fools out of themselves with this undignified slang in their headlines.",
">\n\nThis and “claps back” makes me see red.",
">\n\nBy denying millions of votes.",
">\n\nHow long do you think it will be before they start shipping immigrants at each other?",
">\n\nLol good one",
">\n\nDeSantis is much smarter than Trump. He’s a scary politician.",
">\n\nlol BURN.",
">\n\nIt's a smackdown.\nTrump's going to send his henchman Marjorie Taylor Green to climb into the ring when no one's looking and hit him with a chair."
] |
>
Or how corrupt the state election boards are across America | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too.",
">\n\nLet them fight.",
">\n\nNot as sick of a burn as he thinks. In Trump's mind, he was reelected too.",
">\n\nThe one thing I look forward to is Donald going for vengeance against this dimwit.",
">\n\nThey’re both terrible, and it’s embarrassing they’re even in the running for anything.",
">\n\nDeSantis just asserted the election was valid.",
">\n\nSo Media, are we going to have endure every single hissy fit from these two clowns throw at each other for the duration?",
">\n\nYes, yes we will. Submit to the machine my friend.",
">\n\nAs much as I despise both of them, that's a pretty good backhand slap",
">\n\nSnaps back? These media outlets are making total fools out of themselves with this undignified slang in their headlines.",
">\n\nThis and “claps back” makes me see red.",
">\n\nBy denying millions of votes.",
">\n\nHow long do you think it will be before they start shipping immigrants at each other?",
">\n\nLol good one",
">\n\nDeSantis is much smarter than Trump. He’s a scary politician.",
">\n\nlol BURN.",
">\n\nIt's a smackdown.\nTrump's going to send his henchman Marjorie Taylor Green to climb into the ring when no one's looking and hit him with a chair.",
">\n\nWhen he gets elected by the maga, that's when we see how stupid Americans are."
] |
>
That's honestly not a bad argument, everything considered. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too.",
">\n\nLet them fight.",
">\n\nNot as sick of a burn as he thinks. In Trump's mind, he was reelected too.",
">\n\nThe one thing I look forward to is Donald going for vengeance against this dimwit.",
">\n\nThey’re both terrible, and it’s embarrassing they’re even in the running for anything.",
">\n\nDeSantis just asserted the election was valid.",
">\n\nSo Media, are we going to have endure every single hissy fit from these two clowns throw at each other for the duration?",
">\n\nYes, yes we will. Submit to the machine my friend.",
">\n\nAs much as I despise both of them, that's a pretty good backhand slap",
">\n\nSnaps back? These media outlets are making total fools out of themselves with this undignified slang in their headlines.",
">\n\nThis and “claps back” makes me see red.",
">\n\nBy denying millions of votes.",
">\n\nHow long do you think it will be before they start shipping immigrants at each other?",
">\n\nLol good one",
">\n\nDeSantis is much smarter than Trump. He’s a scary politician.",
">\n\nlol BURN.",
">\n\nIt's a smackdown.\nTrump's going to send his henchman Marjorie Taylor Green to climb into the ring when no one's looking and hit him with a chair.",
">\n\nWhen he gets elected by the maga, that's when we see how stupid Americans are.",
">\n\nOr how corrupt the state election boards are across America"
] |
>
DeSantis' ("Desanctimonious") only worth is that he pisses off Trump. | [
"Yes. Eat each other.",
">\n\nI’ll just be over here with some popcorn.",
">\n\nMight as well bring a steak. \nThere's gonna be a fire",
">\n\nWho wants hamberders?",
">\n\nMe.",
">\n\n^ This guy hamberders. Come on get in here... dig in.",
">\n\nTrump won Florida both times tho. Starting to think any deep-fried turd can win in Florida",
">\n\nAnd Rick Scott.\nWith DeSantis, Gaetz and Scott being mention, you may now rest your case.",
">\n\nSeeing that they don’t believe climate change over there can’t you guys just… i don’t know let Florida sink?",
">\n\nThe dingly dangly state is clearly infected. We need to amputate it at the Georgia.",
">\n\nYou'll watch DeSantis's approval rating and 2024 support go up. \nRepublican voters love this kind of stuff. They want a strongman.",
">\n\nEh until he actually has to go on TV. DeSantis has negative charisma. I hate il Douche with almost every fiber of my being but at least I can recognize he has a certain kind of media appeal. Ronnie has literally built a career on triggering the libs and sucking up to Trump. He's a political paper tiger.",
">\n\nDeSantis has very limited social skills. He's said to \"not be a people person\", is uncomfortable informally chatting in groups, and has been observed just walking away, mid-conversation with peers.\nThis is anecdotal, but if he runs, all aspects of his persona will be exposed.\nGenuinely connecting with ordinary folks on an emotional level is only one of Biden's many strengths, and is necessary to win elections.\nDeSantis will absolutely not be able to compete / prevail on a national scale.\nStick to Florida, Little Hitler: that's your only lane.",
">\n\nHe seemed very weird in the few debates I saw. Trump would eat him up on a debate stage.",
">\n\n“Got reelected.” At what cost- to make Floridan's lives, especially students/educators, more miserable?",
">\n\nI'm sure DeSantis doesn't care. It's all a popularity contest to these guys",
">\n\nAlways has been, sort of. In blue states it's a popularity contest. In red states their thumb is heavily on the scale in non statewide races. Governor is a statewide race and DeSantis won by a fair bit over his opponent Crist so his popularity is real.",
">\n\nThe Florida Democrats ran a Luke warm candidate hoping they'd be able to grab the moderate republican vote against DeSantis, on top of that their campaign game is weak in the state.",
">\n\nRed-on-red on crime is my favorite kind of crime!",
">\n\nMine is theft, but I am partial to arson",
">\n\n\"My angry inch is more angry than you're angry inch!\"",
">\n\nI'd love for santis to run as repub and dump to run third party split that vote baby",
">\n\nAt some point after the 2020 election, I created a chart of \"What if 2024 was a repeat of 2020, but Trump was a third party candidate pulling 30% of the Republican vote.\" Almost the entire country was a field of blue. Some of the deepest red states would still go red, but just barely.",
">\n\nIf that happens that would be the funniest fucking thing that screws over the republican party forever and i so desperately want it to happen.",
">\n\nIf he loses the primary he's going to dedicate his time to bringing them down so he can say only he could have won but the party cheated him out. He said Ted Cruz cheated against him at the Iowa caucus\nThe only chance Ron would have is if Trump was promised a pardon but at this point does trump think he'll ever face charges and is he capable of backing a guy like Desantis who defeated him for months? Probably not",
">\n\nPeople like Trump don’t trust in promises.",
">\n\nWell I don’t trust in promises from people like Trump, so I guess things kind of even out.",
">\n\nThat’s the reason. Liars think everyone else is lying.",
">\n\nThat’s how they justify the lies. If everyone else is lying, they’re only playing by the same rules.\nTo be clear, everyone is NOT lying",
">\n\nLock both of these criminals up!",
">\n\nSo, to put this in the context for what DeSantis is suggesting, I believe in a head-to-head for the Florida governorship, Trump would beat DeSantis hands down.",
">\n\nI dunno, in 2020 Trump got 51.2% of the vote, in 2022 DeSantis got 59.4% (though fewer votes in total than Trump in 2020).",
">\n\nComing from an independent here in Florida no way Trump would beat DeSantis in Florida.Trump support is just down to the Flag waving Trump is my whole personality crowd.",
">\n\nAnd that crowd keeps shrinking as Tantruming Trump keeps lashing out at other people his supporters like. They liked his lashing out when it attacked their opposition, they don't like it when it's attacking their friends.",
">\n\nEveryone send letters to Maralago encouraging Trump to start a 3rd party.",
">\n\n\"Dear Mr. President who is very smart and handsome and has really big hands...\"",
">\n\nOr, more accurately:\nMy voter base is dumber than yours!",
">\n\nHeh, wannabe authoritarian spars with the Traitor. \nDumb and dumber 3, Rinse, Recycle, Repeat...\nRRR from the GOP",
">\n\nThat's the closest thing to an admission that there was no voter fraud that we're ever likely to get",
">\n\nFlorida voters are the most masochistic people you’ll ever meet.",
">\n\nMatch made in heaven since they only elect sadists.",
">\n\nFight, you fucking swine, fight.",
">\n\nThey both stand like centaurs missing their back half’s. Why do they stand so weird?????",
">\n\nBoth of these guys pretty much are the back half of a centaur.",
">\n\nI can’t wait until the entire nation sees how absolutely irritating he is.",
">\n\nTo be fair Trump won Florida with the same group of misinformed Fox News mainliners.",
">\n\nTrump should run for Florida governor",
">\n\nYeah, that would be really fun to watch. DeSantis would shit his pants. And both of them would descend to a level of dumbassery \"the likes of which has never been seen in the history of the world.\"",
">\n\nDeSantis is term-limited (as of today’s laws) so he could care less.",
">\n\nyea but didn't he draw up his own maps",
">\n\nDidn’t he have to use illegally gerrymandered maps to win?",
">\n\nIn Florida. I mean, Trump won Florida twice too. That's not a huge snap back. But I'm not going to defend Trump. Let them fight.",
">\n\nThe height of Republican discourse, here. \nSomeone smells blood in the water.",
">\n\nPopcorn! Get your popcorn here!\nBuy the jumbo sized bucket and get a free soda!",
">\n\nRight. It's easier to suppress voters in one state vice an entire country.",
">\n\nRonnie better be careful, much of trumps base has a collective delusion that trump won his election too.",
">\n\nLet them fight.",
">\n\nNot as sick of a burn as he thinks. In Trump's mind, he was reelected too.",
">\n\nThe one thing I look forward to is Donald going for vengeance against this dimwit.",
">\n\nThey’re both terrible, and it’s embarrassing they’re even in the running for anything.",
">\n\nDeSantis just asserted the election was valid.",
">\n\nSo Media, are we going to have endure every single hissy fit from these two clowns throw at each other for the duration?",
">\n\nYes, yes we will. Submit to the machine my friend.",
">\n\nAs much as I despise both of them, that's a pretty good backhand slap",
">\n\nSnaps back? These media outlets are making total fools out of themselves with this undignified slang in their headlines.",
">\n\nThis and “claps back” makes me see red.",
">\n\nBy denying millions of votes.",
">\n\nHow long do you think it will be before they start shipping immigrants at each other?",
">\n\nLol good one",
">\n\nDeSantis is much smarter than Trump. He’s a scary politician.",
">\n\nlol BURN.",
">\n\nIt's a smackdown.\nTrump's going to send his henchman Marjorie Taylor Green to climb into the ring when no one's looking and hit him with a chair.",
">\n\nWhen he gets elected by the maga, that's when we see how stupid Americans are.",
">\n\nOr how corrupt the state election boards are across America",
">\n\nThat's honestly not a bad argument, everything considered."
] |
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