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[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word..." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying..." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different.", ">\n\nWatch him set up a GoFundMe with $10 being the minimum contribution to sign the request for him to resign." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different.", ">\n\nWatch him set up a GoFundMe with $10 being the minimum contribution to sign the request for him to resign.", ">\n\nWhy do I think he’s lying?" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different.", ">\n\nWatch him set up a GoFundMe with $10 being the minimum contribution to sign the request for him to resign.", ">\n\nWhy do I think he’s lying?", ">\n\n200,000 ask him snd he ups it to 500k" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different.", ">\n\nWatch him set up a GoFundMe with $10 being the minimum contribution to sign the request for him to resign.", ">\n\nWhy do I think he’s lying?", ">\n\n200,000 ask him snd he ups it to 500k", ">\n\nKinda funny that he’s wearing a Cartier Santos." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different.", ">\n\nWatch him set up a GoFundMe with $10 being the minimum contribution to sign the request for him to resign.", ">\n\nWhy do I think he’s lying?", ">\n\n200,000 ask him snd he ups it to 500k", ">\n\nKinda funny that he’s wearing a Cartier Santos.", ">\n\nlet’s see his birth certificate !!!" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different.", ">\n\nWatch him set up a GoFundMe with $10 being the minimum contribution to sign the request for him to resign.", ">\n\nWhy do I think he’s lying?", ">\n\n200,000 ask him snd he ups it to 500k", ">\n\nKinda funny that he’s wearing a Cartier Santos.", ">\n\nlet’s see his birth certificate !!!", ">\n\nThat’s a big fat lie." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different.", ">\n\nWatch him set up a GoFundMe with $10 being the minimum contribution to sign the request for him to resign.", ">\n\nWhy do I think he’s lying?", ">\n\n200,000 ask him snd he ups it to 500k", ">\n\nKinda funny that he’s wearing a Cartier Santos.", ">\n\nlet’s see his birth certificate !!!", ">\n\nThat’s a big fat lie.", ">\n\nMr. No Shame" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different.", ">\n\nWatch him set up a GoFundMe with $10 being the minimum contribution to sign the request for him to resign.", ">\n\nWhy do I think he’s lying?", ">\n\n200,000 ask him snd he ups it to 500k", ">\n\nKinda funny that he’s wearing a Cartier Santos.", ">\n\nlet’s see his birth certificate !!!", ">\n\nThat’s a big fat lie.", ">\n\nMr. No Shame", ">\n\nThey treat politics like some soap opera or a goddamn game show." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different.", ">\n\nWatch him set up a GoFundMe with $10 being the minimum contribution to sign the request for him to resign.", ">\n\nWhy do I think he’s lying?", ">\n\n200,000 ask him snd he ups it to 500k", ">\n\nKinda funny that he’s wearing a Cartier Santos.", ">\n\nlet’s see his birth certificate !!!", ">\n\nThat’s a big fat lie.", ">\n\nMr. No Shame", ">\n\nThey treat politics like some soap opera or a goddamn game show.", ">\n\nNarrator \n“He didn’t resign”" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different.", ">\n\nWatch him set up a GoFundMe with $10 being the minimum contribution to sign the request for him to resign.", ">\n\nWhy do I think he’s lying?", ">\n\n200,000 ask him snd he ups it to 500k", ">\n\nKinda funny that he’s wearing a Cartier Santos.", ">\n\nlet’s see his birth certificate !!!", ">\n\nThat’s a big fat lie.", ">\n\nMr. No Shame", ">\n\nThey treat politics like some soap opera or a goddamn game show.", ">\n\nNarrator \n“He didn’t resign”", ">\n\nThe GOP now welcomes flagrant crooks" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different.", ">\n\nWatch him set up a GoFundMe with $10 being the minimum contribution to sign the request for him to resign.", ">\n\nWhy do I think he’s lying?", ">\n\n200,000 ask him snd he ups it to 500k", ">\n\nKinda funny that he’s wearing a Cartier Santos.", ">\n\nlet’s see his birth certificate !!!", ">\n\nThat’s a big fat lie.", ">\n\nMr. No Shame", ">\n\nThey treat politics like some soap opera or a goddamn game show.", ">\n\nNarrator \n“He didn’t resign”", ">\n\nThe GOP now welcomes flagrant crooks", ">\n\nThere’s no way this doesn’t end in some really spectacular crazy way." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different.", ">\n\nWatch him set up a GoFundMe with $10 being the minimum contribution to sign the request for him to resign.", ">\n\nWhy do I think he’s lying?", ">\n\n200,000 ask him snd he ups it to 500k", ">\n\nKinda funny that he’s wearing a Cartier Santos.", ">\n\nlet’s see his birth certificate !!!", ">\n\nThat’s a big fat lie.", ">\n\nMr. No Shame", ">\n\nThey treat politics like some soap opera or a goddamn game show.", ">\n\nNarrator \n“He didn’t resign”", ">\n\nThe GOP now welcomes flagrant crooks", ">\n\nThere’s no way this doesn’t end in some really spectacular crazy way.", ">\n\nOh I’m sure he’ll definitely follow through on this. Surely he won’t move the goalpost at the last minute. I’d never expect a republican to do that!They’re almost TOO honest." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different.", ">\n\nWatch him set up a GoFundMe with $10 being the minimum contribution to sign the request for him to resign.", ">\n\nWhy do I think he’s lying?", ">\n\n200,000 ask him snd he ups it to 500k", ">\n\nKinda funny that he’s wearing a Cartier Santos.", ">\n\nlet’s see his birth certificate !!!", ">\n\nThat’s a big fat lie.", ">\n\nMr. No Shame", ">\n\nThey treat politics like some soap opera or a goddamn game show.", ">\n\nNarrator \n“He didn’t resign”", ">\n\nThe GOP now welcomes flagrant crooks", ">\n\nThere’s no way this doesn’t end in some really spectacular crazy way.", ">\n\nOh I’m sure he’ll definitely follow through on this. Surely he won’t move the goalpost at the last minute. I’d never expect a republican to do that!They’re almost TOO honest.", ">\n\n\nRep. George Santos says he'll resign if 142,000 people ask him to\n\nWait isn't this guy a notorious liar though? He's not going to follow through." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different.", ">\n\nWatch him set up a GoFundMe with $10 being the minimum contribution to sign the request for him to resign.", ">\n\nWhy do I think he’s lying?", ">\n\n200,000 ask him snd he ups it to 500k", ">\n\nKinda funny that he’s wearing a Cartier Santos.", ">\n\nlet’s see his birth certificate !!!", ">\n\nThat’s a big fat lie.", ">\n\nMr. No Shame", ">\n\nThey treat politics like some soap opera or a goddamn game show.", ">\n\nNarrator \n“He didn’t resign”", ">\n\nThe GOP now welcomes flagrant crooks", ">\n\nThere’s no way this doesn’t end in some really spectacular crazy way.", ">\n\nOh I’m sure he’ll definitely follow through on this. Surely he won’t move the goalpost at the last minute. I’d never expect a republican to do that!They’re almost TOO honest.", ">\n\n\nRep. George Santos says he'll resign if 142,000 people ask him to\n\nWait isn't this guy a notorious liar though? He's not going to follow through.", ">\n\nLet the voters in that district decide.\nNY State Governor Hochul can offer a special snap election for that district, re-running the past two candidates, same R and D.\nIn a month, say February.\nQuestion is whether Santos will commit in advance to abide by the new election results" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different.", ">\n\nWatch him set up a GoFundMe with $10 being the minimum contribution to sign the request for him to resign.", ">\n\nWhy do I think he’s lying?", ">\n\n200,000 ask him snd he ups it to 500k", ">\n\nKinda funny that he’s wearing a Cartier Santos.", ">\n\nlet’s see his birth certificate !!!", ">\n\nThat’s a big fat lie.", ">\n\nMr. No Shame", ">\n\nThey treat politics like some soap opera or a goddamn game show.", ">\n\nNarrator \n“He didn’t resign”", ">\n\nThe GOP now welcomes flagrant crooks", ">\n\nThere’s no way this doesn’t end in some really spectacular crazy way.", ">\n\nOh I’m sure he’ll definitely follow through on this. Surely he won’t move the goalpost at the last minute. I’d never expect a republican to do that!They’re almost TOO honest.", ">\n\n\nRep. George Santos says he'll resign if 142,000 people ask him to\n\nWait isn't this guy a notorious liar though? He's not going to follow through.", ">\n\nLet the voters in that district decide.\nNY State Governor Hochul can offer a special snap election for that district, re-running the past two candidates, same R and D.\nIn a month, say February.\nQuestion is whether Santos will commit in advance to abide by the new election results", ">\n\nAdd me to the list. He is not the person he represented to the people that voted for him Unbeknownst to them they voted in a lie." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different.", ">\n\nWatch him set up a GoFundMe with $10 being the minimum contribution to sign the request for him to resign.", ">\n\nWhy do I think he’s lying?", ">\n\n200,000 ask him snd he ups it to 500k", ">\n\nKinda funny that he’s wearing a Cartier Santos.", ">\n\nlet’s see his birth certificate !!!", ">\n\nThat’s a big fat lie.", ">\n\nMr. No Shame", ">\n\nThey treat politics like some soap opera or a goddamn game show.", ">\n\nNarrator \n“He didn’t resign”", ">\n\nThe GOP now welcomes flagrant crooks", ">\n\nThere’s no way this doesn’t end in some really spectacular crazy way.", ">\n\nOh I’m sure he’ll definitely follow through on this. Surely he won’t move the goalpost at the last minute. I’d never expect a republican to do that!They’re almost TOO honest.", ">\n\n\nRep. George Santos says he'll resign if 142,000 people ask him to\n\nWait isn't this guy a notorious liar though? He's not going to follow through.", ">\n\nLet the voters in that district decide.\nNY State Governor Hochul can offer a special snap election for that district, re-running the past two candidates, same R and D.\nIn a month, say February.\nQuestion is whether Santos will commit in advance to abide by the new election results", ">\n\nAdd me to the list. He is not the person he represented to the people that voted for him Unbeknownst to them they voted in a lie.", ">\n\nI'll start!" ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different.", ">\n\nWatch him set up a GoFundMe with $10 being the minimum contribution to sign the request for him to resign.", ">\n\nWhy do I think he’s lying?", ">\n\n200,000 ask him snd he ups it to 500k", ">\n\nKinda funny that he’s wearing a Cartier Santos.", ">\n\nlet’s see his birth certificate !!!", ">\n\nThat’s a big fat lie.", ">\n\nMr. No Shame", ">\n\nThey treat politics like some soap opera or a goddamn game show.", ">\n\nNarrator \n“He didn’t resign”", ">\n\nThe GOP now welcomes flagrant crooks", ">\n\nThere’s no way this doesn’t end in some really spectacular crazy way.", ">\n\nOh I’m sure he’ll definitely follow through on this. Surely he won’t move the goalpost at the last minute. I’d never expect a republican to do that!They’re almost TOO honest.", ">\n\n\nRep. George Santos says he'll resign if 142,000 people ask him to\n\nWait isn't this guy a notorious liar though? He's not going to follow through.", ">\n\nLet the voters in that district decide.\nNY State Governor Hochul can offer a special snap election for that district, re-running the past two candidates, same R and D.\nIn a month, say February.\nQuestion is whether Santos will commit in advance to abide by the new election results", ">\n\nAdd me to the list. He is not the person he represented to the people that voted for him Unbeknownst to them they voted in a lie.", ">\n\nI'll start!", ">\n\nHe’s already now saying he won’t resign. \nImagine, he lied." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different.", ">\n\nWatch him set up a GoFundMe with $10 being the minimum contribution to sign the request for him to resign.", ">\n\nWhy do I think he’s lying?", ">\n\n200,000 ask him snd he ups it to 500k", ">\n\nKinda funny that he’s wearing a Cartier Santos.", ">\n\nlet’s see his birth certificate !!!", ">\n\nThat’s a big fat lie.", ">\n\nMr. No Shame", ">\n\nThey treat politics like some soap opera or a goddamn game show.", ">\n\nNarrator \n“He didn’t resign”", ">\n\nThe GOP now welcomes flagrant crooks", ">\n\nThere’s no way this doesn’t end in some really spectacular crazy way.", ">\n\nOh I’m sure he’ll definitely follow through on this. Surely he won’t move the goalpost at the last minute. I’d never expect a republican to do that!They’re almost TOO honest.", ">\n\n\nRep. George Santos says he'll resign if 142,000 people ask him to\n\nWait isn't this guy a notorious liar though? He's not going to follow through.", ">\n\nLet the voters in that district decide.\nNY State Governor Hochul can offer a special snap election for that district, re-running the past two candidates, same R and D.\nIn a month, say February.\nQuestion is whether Santos will commit in advance to abide by the new election results", ">\n\nAdd me to the list. He is not the person he represented to the people that voted for him Unbeknownst to them they voted in a lie.", ">\n\nI'll start!", ">\n\nHe’s already now saying he won’t resign. \nImagine, he lied.", ">\n\nI am surprised it wasn't 140088." ]

[ "Why should anyone believe anything he says?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the accumulated cluster f*** of what is now the Republican Party.", ">\n\nHe fits the mold.", ">\n\nHe is mold.", ">\n\nHe's livin in the fridge", ">\n\nYou give mold a bad name", ">\n\nIf anyone has a link to the sheet I'd like to sign it.\nedit: It's only for his constituents. \nIf he's your representative get this started.", ">\n\nI think his constituents already picked him", ">\n\nBy “him” do you mean the George Santos they were misled to believe existed before Election Day, or the George Santos that exists in this reality?", ">\n\nThat's disrespectful for the man who saved 120 Jewish people from holocaust. Carried them all to safety on his back. Heard one small child even dangled from his double chin. That's actually where the movie Cliffhanger got its start.", ">\n\nAre we talking about George Santos, accomplished helicopter pilot? 20 years experience? \nIf you look over there that helicopter is called a Skippy. If you listen closely you can hear it go skip. .skip. . skip.", ">\n\nIt can’t be the same one, can it? The George Santos that saved those trapped Chilean miners? Surely it can’t be.", ">\n\nThe same George Santos that wrote the constitution of the United States of America?", ">\n\nWell George, consider me 1/142000th", ">\n\nI'm 2! I'll move to his district", ">\n\nBring your wallet, that part of Long Island is pricey", ">\n\nUnfortunate part in all this is that area leans slightly democratic even with the rich people there. \nGreat Neck is a nice area but fuck driving there.", ">\n\nAnd fuck Manhasset, always acting like they're better than everyone else.", ">\n\nGlen Cove isn't half bad. Also hometown of Ashanti!\nEdit, not Aaliyah", ">\n\nClose.. Ashanti is from Glen Cove. She even shot a few music videos around town.", ">\n\nCrap, wrong 90s hip hop artist, I should be ashamed of myself", ">\n\n\n\"I try to stick by the Constitution. The voters elected him to serve,\" McCarthy said this week. \"If there is a concern, he has to go through the Ethics [Committee]; let him move through that. But right now, the voters have a voice in the decision. It's not where people pick and choose based upon what somebody's press has. So he will continue to serve.\"\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?", ">\n\n\nThe ethics committee you just dismantled?\n\nExactly. McCarthy is a slimy POS, just like any other member of the GOP. No one should believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth...unless it's \"My name is Kevin McCarthy and I gargle GOP balls incessantly\".", ">\n\nWho's going to be the first Representative to ask McCarthy on camera: Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?", ">\n\nIt'll be a retired GOP member that's not held political office in years, will not be running for any election, isn't part of a PAC, and has no sway on any GOP currently in office.", ">\n\nYou probably nailed it. I'm just kinda surprised someone hasn't used it already - to claim the bite.", ">\n\nGuys, is it possible he is lying?", ">\n\nNah, we should trust him. He would never lie. He’s this era’s George Washington!", ">\n\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHow convenient, since they can't tell you that for two years.", ">\n\na petition wouldn't suffice?", ">\n\nHe says, \"The people elected me...\"\nBut they didn't. They elected some guy who doesn't exist. I doubt that many of them voted for someone they knew to be a serial liar (malignant narcissist?).", ">\n\nThey elected a serial liar and malignant narcissist into the Oval Office in 2016.\nAll they care about is the “R” next to his name on the ballot.", ">\n\n\"I just need you to find 142,00 votes, OK?\"\n~ Me right now.", ">\n\nGeorge; \"STOP THE COUNT!\"", ">\n\nMy favorite part of that whole thing was the YouTube Supercuts. \nDistricts where trump was currently ahead were chanting “stop the count!”\nDistricts where Biden was currently ahead were chanting “stop the steal”", ">\n\nActually, I believe they were chanting something like “keep counting!” which made it that much more ridiculous lol", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\nHe's gonna regret that like Elon did, never bluff the mob", ">\n\nHe's probably talking specifically about his constituents", ">\n\nNot just constituants, but specificly the ones that voted for him.\n\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nHe's already walked it back to an unobtainably narrow category where even if it happened he can just say he doesn't believe they are really the ones who voted for him in the first place.", ">\n\nConsidering secret ballots that's literally impossible to know", ">\n\nThis is hardly the right way to treat a decorated WWII veteran. This man was the sole survivor of the Alamo for christ's sake.", ">\n\nI thought the Highlander would look much more rugged than this.", ">\n\nHighlander? Maybe...it would explain how he had so much time to win those 6 Nobel Prizes.", ">\n\nYeah, I'm sure we can trust his word.", ">\n\nspoiler alert: >!He's lying. He won't resign regardless of how many people ask him to.!<", ">\n\nI don't believe him.", ">\n\n...that's an oddly specific number.", ">\n\nRoughly, the # votes he collected in the election. He won by about 21k votes.", ">\n\nI see. So he's being a jackass, as per usual. I hope he enjoys his two years, because it's doubtful he'll recieve more than that.", ">\n\nMaybe he should do it via Twitter poll. 🙄", ">\n\nSomeone start a sign in sheet.", ">\n\nhow elon of him", ">\n\nHe wont", ">\n\n142,000 people didn’t vote for you. They voted for the candidate you fabricated. Ffs…", ">\n\n\n\"if 142 people ask for me to resign, I will resign.\" \nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people\n who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional \nDistrict. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 \npeople tell me they don't want me.\"\n\nThat dude is really something special. Just can't pin him down on anything. One minute it's 142 people, the next, it's 142,000. \nTomorrow he's going to say, I did not say 142,000, but 142,000-ish.", ">\n\nI’m pretty sure this is lie, too.", ">\n\nI thought he said 142", ">\n\nHe did, then clarified.\nLike Dr. Evil did when they laughed at a million dollars.", ">\n\nDoes it matter that I'm not american, or in the US of A? He didn't specify.", ">\n\nThat will be easy, where is the petition??", ">\n\nAs soon as he sees the results, well, I mean, like,they have to be standing in a line and listening to the Clash and Springsteen while hummingbirds chirp like a Disney film.", ">\n\nSo is he daring a recall election?", ">\n\nAre we honestly going to start believing anything he says now?", ">\n\nWill he have Musk do a Twitter poll?", ">\n\nTrump said if he lost 2020, we’d never see him again.\nMcConnell said if the Republicans didn’t win the Senate back, he’d retire.\nMusk said if people asked him to, he’d step down.\nAnd now we have this.", ">\n\nSpoiler - he won't", ">\n\nHe’s lied before, why would this time be any different?", ">\n\nWhy are we giving him the option to “resign”. He should be expelled in every sense of the word. He’s a fraud, and at this point no doubt a criminal.", ">\n\nHave you seen his maga speeches. He literally does a trump impersonation the whole time. He even fakes a trump accent. This guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe actually said 142,000-ish", ">\n\nOk start the petition", ">\n\n“Rep. George Santos now says he is 142,000 people”", ">\n\nI bet he makes friends with Cruz, Gaetz, and the hate ladies. Seems on brand.", ">\n\nDoesn't Santos remind you of the pathological liar character on SNL, Tommy Flanagan, played by Jon Lovitz. \"I'm a member of the Pathological Liars Club. Actually, I'm the president! Yeah, I'm the president of the Pathological Liars Club. That's the ticket.\"", ">\n\nWhy don't we just lie to him and say that 142,000 did ask.", ">\n\nSorry, I said 142,000 and you have 31,036,528 people. Those are not the same. \n-Jorge \"George Santos\" Rodriguez", ">\n\nBut those people didn't elect HIM. They elected the fictitious qualified candidate he created.", ">\n\nOh yeah now we believe you sure.", ">\n\nAnother lie.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign!", ">\n\nHe won’t.", ">\n\n142,000ish. \nHe actually means 142,000,000,000.", ">\n\nA \"square\" 142,000.", ">\n\nIf I tell Santos that I'm actually 142,000 people will that work?", ">\n\nFuck him", ">\n\nGeorge, please resign. ASAP.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign up?", ">\n\nSaid the pathological liar…", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nSure he will.", ">\n\nYeah, but he’s a liar, so…", ">\n\nTotally believe this from the last king of Prussia!", ">\n\nI'm sure a known liar will keep his promise, and not lie.", ">\n\nBullshit", ">\n\nOh look. A liar lying.", ">\n\nNo he won't. Dude is a pathological liar", ">\n\nI think we are way beyond 142K people at this point.", ">\n\nPlease resign Dbag", ">\n\nIronically republicans accuse the Democrats of lying and cheating, meanwhile it's the republicans who are always caught lying and cheating lol", ">\n\nwho the fuck is this spy?", ">\n\nI'm just worried who these chuckleheads will appoint to fill his shoes when he goes... there are even worse choices out there", ">\n\nNarrator: \"he is lying\"..", ">\n\nSantos wouldn’t resign if 150,000 voters in his district signed a petition, the voters should file a misrepresentation grievance against him on any and all actions he takes a house\nrepresentative.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he’s lying.", ">\n\nBut if 142,001 ask him to, he won't. You have to hit it dead on. And he gets to vote.", ">\n\nHe would be happy to resign, but he’s under audit!", ">\n\nHe means 142,000 people from other countries", ">\n\nThe liar says he'll listen to the people! LMAO, yeah right!", ">\n\nStupid question here, why can’t the American people sue this guy or any person in a seat of power when that person lied, cheated and stole? Allegedly.\nAlso who the fuck does back checks on people who are running for seats of power?", ">\n\nIt’s usually the media but if they run as a pro corporate shill they tend to be given the benefit of the doubt. This guy ran and failed as a MAGA Republican so he came back after perfecting his grift.\nThe checks and balances should be their party, as flawed as that sounds. In a perfect world, they’d have a sense of shame and would take action. They only care about power now.", ">\n\nWell that shouldn’t take much effort.", ">\n\ni’m just a girl standing in front of a pathological lier asking him to resign.", ">\n\nNo he won’t", ">\n\nI would laugh so hard if this is another lie", ">\n\nI dont believe him do you?", ">\n\nI hope someone has a petition started. Better that the people take action than expecting any of the GOP to do the right thing. Of course, he'll just claim the 142,000 petition signers are invalid, but it's worth a shot.", ">\n\nThis post needs 142k upvotes.", ">\n\nIs this like when Elon Musk takes Twitter polls and then ignores the results?", ">\n\nExactly.\nElon hasn’t shown himself to be the most honest person either.", ">\n\nAw man... did he lie again? Whaaaa....", ">\n\nHe'll say that the number of votes wasn't that number exactly, so he wont resign.", ">\n\nWhy isn't he strung up in the streets? I'll take the ban from reddit. He lied, cheated and accepted bribes to get into office. And there's proof for it. Along with his own apologies and testimonies. Why isn't he fired at the very least. If you want to play by the far right rules, he should be strung up and beaten. But it's not happening itn.", ">\n\ni totally don't see the goal posts moving /s", ">\n\nHe's just trolling now - \"hey I got in to congress by lying my ass off, what' you gonna do about it??\"\nThis's just what republicans do now - no accountability for their actions ever so they keep just doubling down.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nResign. I am am asking you, per your request. RESIGN.", ">\n\nLet's hear him out. Has he done anything good in the time he's been there? This could be a case of doing the wrong things for the right reasons, or maybe...BLAAAAAGH!...Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth. How do Republicans talk this way all the time?", ">\n\nWhere do I vote?", ">\n\nLet’s do it reddit.", ">\n\nOk, I asked 142,000 people. They all said \"George should resign\". Everyone. Every single one. Sounds like it's time to wrap it up.", ">\n\nI will resign if 142,000 people ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 people in my district ask me to.\nI will resign if 142,000 of my voters ask me to.\nAd infinitum...", ">\n\nIs it wrong to say this motherfucker makes trump seem honest by comparison??", ">\n\n142,000 and my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!", ">\n\nWe all know this is another lie right? Right?", ">\n\nSign me up", ">\n\nOne more lie to toss on the pile...", ">\n\nWe know it’s a lie, but wouldn’t it be nice?", ">\n\nno he wont... lol", ">\n\nDon't worry. The metric will always change. 142,000 becomes 143,000 becomes 143,000 Jew-ish people.", ">\n\nNah. Next week it’ll be 300k people. Then 600k. Then if Trump asks him directly. And then finally, he’ll say he had a document from his best George Washington saying that he has always wanted him to be in Congress. \nAnd people will still vote for him.", ">\n\nHello, Mr. Santos. Could you please resign?", ">\n\nWho voted for this POS? This country is full of gullible idiots.", ">\n\nNo he won't.", ">\n\nChallenge accepted", ">\n\nIs…. Is 142000 some codes number?", ">\n\nAnd the internet said \"challenge accepted\"", ">\n\na million could ask him to. he'd always increase the number required when the old one is met", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nResign", ">\n\nAh, so he’s utilizing the “Elon Musk” style of public feedback response I see", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nNo. He should resign regardless. He shouldn't be able to put stipulations on his resignation.", ">\n\nI would rather he remain a stain on the Republican Party.", ">\n\nCount me!", ">\n\nWhy 142,000? Why not 20,000 - the difference between his votes vs the runner up, Robert Zimmerman?\nNot every person needs to take their vote back. If 20k people changed their mind about Santos after all this shit came out then that should be enough.", ">\n\nIt seems that every other news article I'm seeing is about this guy...I'm not saying we ignore the fact that he is a serial liar, but this just keeps getting him more and more name recognition, more followers on social media platforms (why do we follow people we don't like?), etc.\nEven if this ends up costing him the position at the next election, he is LOVING every minute of this. Fame and notoriety can be cashed in on and you can bet that this grifter will be doing just that.\nI don't know the answer - you can't simply ignore people in power, but does he have to be part of every story?", ">\n\nBull sh*t. There is nothing about him that tells us he'd actually do anything he says. Was a waste of space.", ">\n\nHate to point out the elephant in the room. But wouldn't this actually require us to trust this guy?", ">\n\nShould I stay on as CEO?", ">\n\nFeels like a lie…", ">\n\nBut if he gets 140,001 he won't.", ">\n\nI just want 142000 votes.", ">\n\nThis is a lie", ">\n\nHe lyin'", ">\n\nAnd the replacement for ACA is coming out in two weeks, and the Pillow Putz is going to show us the proof any day now.", ">\n\nRight. He’s telling the truth. Just read his track record.", ">\n\nis that a wedding ring on the picture? another lie?! it's hard to catch up with this fella", ">\n\nHe's setting the bar real low.", ">\n\nHe’s lying", ">\n\nWhere is the poll page when you need it.", ">\n\nOk...where do I sign?", ">\n\nWhat's his office number?", ">\n\nAt this point people still believe anything he says?", ">\n\nThat's a very specific number.", ">\n\nCount me", ">\n\nSign me up.", ">\n\nSo where do we sign the petition", ">\n\nI volunteer as tribute.", ">\n\nI can't imagine he would lie about something like this.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhy don't we just pass a law that states Lawmakers caught lying will be executed. \nSolves multiple problems.", ">\n\n...that's it?", ">\n\nMcCarthy is a piece of dookie for supporting him", ">\n\nMcCarthy knows if it goes to a special election he loses a seat.", ">\n\nI wonder if he’s lying…", ">\n\nProbably get that in an hour if needed.", ">\n\nHow many signatures to get him to eat poo?", ">\n\nOk so lets count them by the number of likes on my answer here ^^.", ">\n\nSomeone get that change.org petition going we may actually have a chance to see this affect someone", ">\n\n/p/resign-george-santos", ">\n\nIt’s giving Ursula from the Little Mermaid", ">\n\nWhere do I sign?", ">\n\nWhere am I signing?", ">\n\nOh look, another lie.", ">\n\nYeah, just another one of his countless lies.", ">\n\nWhat he meant was (142,000)2", ">\n\nif someone creates 142k fake requests that should count w whatever his real name is", ">\n\nJust like his mom died in 9/11", ">\n\nYeah, I'm seeing this turn out in an elon musk-ish situation.", ">\n\nDamn surprised he didn’t gamble with one of the white nationalist numbers like 148,800 or something.", ">\n\nBut . . . isn't he a liar?", ">\n\nThere is a change dot org petition with over 30k signatures. Get on it!", ">\n\nDude is lying.", ">\n\nOh I don’t doubt it but be funny to call his bluff lol", ">\n\nIsn’t 142000 the same number Musk said it would take for him to step-down at Twitter?", ">\n\nHe’s lying.", ">\n\nStart a petition", ">\n\nNarrator: “They Did.”", ">\n\nDone", ">\n\nFuck you George, don't let the door hit you on the way out.", ">\n\nPrepare to chase the hell out of that goalpost", ">\n\nI mean that would take about 10 minutes for a petition.org to get that many signatures.", ">\n\nWe should all just comment resign on this thread and post it to whatever social media he uses.", ">\n\nTried to use his website to contact him and when I hit send. An error occurred and sent me right back to the beginning. Sounds about right for this POS", ">\n\nOr just do if because you’re objectively a piece of shit", ">\n\nWhen it's all over, he'll be an absolute no one. Not one person, not one business will risk being associated with him. When he's no longer in office, he'll disappear. So, he's going to hold on to what he has right now as long as he can in an effort to validate his very existence.", ">\n\nLet’s get the petition going\nThat’s such a low number. \nFucking liar", ">\n\nHe won’t, don’t waste your time.", ">\n\nHe should have said he'd resign if 142,000 people gave $10 each to him.", ">\n\nAnd you believe him?", ">\n\nIs there a way to initiate a recall vote for Congressional reps?", ">\n\nHouse could expell him. That's about it. Otherwise he's there barring resignation or loss of ability to perform.", ">\n\nShouldn't it be the margin he won by? Obviously however many voted for the democrat in his district would like him gone.", ">\n\nWhere can I sign", ">\n\nPetition link?", ">\n\nI can't trust this guy because he looks like the boss's son on Black-ish who is implied to be a serial killer but is definitely an out of touch trust fund guy and I hate him.", ">\n\nWait rough guesstimate how many ppl in his district?", ">\n\n730k-ish", ">\n\nRon Howard: “He won’t”", ">\n\nHe originally said one hundred and forty two. And if 142k is reached he’ll just move the goalposts again. I mean, what conman is going to turn down a 174k a year job with Cadillac health insurance and a pension to just sit on his ass, shitpost, podcast, fundraise and do absolutely no work whatsoever? ~~I would take that in a heartbeat~~ fuck, I have scruples", ">\n\nseems like a troll to me", ">\n\nSo we should start a petition", ">\n\nCount me in!", ">\n\nWhat a piece of shit", ">\n\nFuck it let’s go one better, I bet we can find 142000 people who will give him $5 to resign. Put me down for $10", ">\n\nElon should do another Vox populai deis maximum overdrive.", ">\n\nAnyone have a link to a petition? I think we can hit that in les than an hour.", ">\n\nGOP love criminals and frauds not surprised. Absolute degenerates", ">\n\nSomeone make a petition", ">\n\nNo way is this a real offer, like everything else he says.\nThe total population of his district is 746,449, so 142k is just under a fifth of the total population, not just eligible voters and is what he got in the election.", ">\n\nGuys, this time he’s totally telling the truth.", ">\n\nNarrator, \"Now George here was doing what he always does, lie.\"", ">\n\ndought", ">\n\nMillion asked him to lol 😂", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll honor that promise. /s", ">\n\nWhy does he get to decide if he remains or not? Why does he get to dictate the number needed for him to leave?\nThis is insane.", ">\n\n1 any other takers", ">\n\nI’m certain that petition would be filled in 24 hours", ">\n\nHow many people are in his district?", ">\n\nCompulsive liars really just cant help themselves.", ">\n\nHey Santos, please quit.", ">\n\nI can see no good reason not to take him at his word...", ">\n\nDoubtful.", ">\n\nIs there a petition on change.org?", ">\n\nAye", ">\n\nThe LIAR said that? \nNews Flash: He's lying...", ">\n\nOh please. Next he'll say he'll resign if one million people ask him to. Creating some arbitrary number of people needed to pull him from office may buy him a little time, but I think that eventually he might not have the option of remaining in office at all.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nHe wants names tallied, so he know who to kill so that he doesnt have to resign.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign", ">\n\nWhy believe him now?", ">\n\nHe will move the goalpost, guaranteed.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nCount me in.", ">\n\nthere will probably be 284,000 requests by midnight eastern time.. but since this dude is such a phony, i wouldn't put it past him to do something childish and say something to the effect of \"just kdding! my fingers were crossed when i asked you guys, so it doesn't count! naa-naa-na-boo-boo, stick your heads in doo-doo\"", ">\n\nDo we need ~~blue~~ red checks by our name for it to count tho?", ">\n\nThey already have! Stop grandstanding!", ">\n\nWho's starting the petition?", ">\n\nAnd Trump will release his taxes just as soon as X happens", ">\n\nThere’s a small cottage journalism industry developing around just writing articles about this fucking guy", ">\n\nIs it Simon says or Santos says for it to be legitimate?", ">\n\nSo, when 500,000 ask him to, he'll say nope, I said when 142,000 ask me.", ">\n\nWhere do I sign up?", ">\n\nMaury -\"The lie detector determined that was a lie\"", ">\n\nI want him out just because of his picture. What’s the psychology of the way he sits?", ">\n\n“The lie detector test determined that was a lie.” \n“Maury! Maury! Maury!”", ">\n\nGo & be the tennis pro at Mar a Loogie", ">\n\nCondition resignation? Seriously?\nGTFO.", ">\n\nLet's start a Change.org petition!", ">\n\nLies.", ">\n\nWhere do i sign ??", ">\n\nI’m surprised he didn’t use the number 148 800", ">\n\nimagine the lies he’ll need to tell to get his next job!", ">\n\nGood get the signatures going ASAP", ">\n\nDoes he say the geographic location of those 142k? Because I’m pretty sure Reddit can make that happen over night.", ">\n\nDoes New York have a provision for recalling a representative?", ">\n\nI can easily imagine a petition being completed with well over 142,000 signatures and George Santos would be like 'Oh, you misunderstood me, they need to ask me in-person to resign for it to count.'", ">\n\nCalifornia resident asking him to resign. Does that count toward the 142,000??", ">\n\nThere's probably 141,998 people in his district.", ">\n\nWill you please resign you dumb ass?\n141,999 to go!", ">\n\nWhere can I sign?", ">\n\nDo the people have to be blue-check verified in order to be counted?", ">\n\nAre we really going to trust the word of someone who lies more than he breathes? Double that number and he won't resign. Hell get one more signature and he'll claim he meant he would leave if exactly 142,000 people wanted him out... but since it was 142,001 then he wasn't obligated to follow through", ">\n\nConman.", ">\n\nNo he won't.\nAnd he also won't suffer any consequences outside of losing his next election.", ">\n\nI think the House of Representatives should expel him. The power to do so is laid out in the US Constitution. Those that say he was duly elected and should remain, are ignoring the that he was elected on the basis of false information, specifically his enhanced resumé.", ">\n\n\nThat's his margin. So if 10791 or more people voted for him, that would have voted for his opponent had they known he was a fraud, the result would have been different.", ">\n\nWatch him set up a GoFundMe with $10 being the minimum contribution to sign the request for him to resign.", ">\n\nWhy do I think he’s lying?", ">\n\n200,000 ask him snd he ups it to 500k", ">\n\nKinda funny that he’s wearing a Cartier Santos.", ">\n\nlet’s see his birth certificate !!!", ">\n\nThat’s a big fat lie.", ">\n\nMr. No Shame", ">\n\nThey treat politics like some soap opera or a goddamn game show.", ">\n\nNarrator \n“He didn’t resign”", ">\n\nThe GOP now welcomes flagrant crooks", ">\n\nThere’s no way this doesn’t end in some really spectacular crazy way.", ">\n\nOh I’m sure he’ll definitely follow through on this. Surely he won’t move the goalpost at the last minute. I’d never expect a republican to do that!They’re almost TOO honest.", ">\n\n\nRep. George Santos says he'll resign if 142,000 people ask him to\n\nWait isn't this guy a notorious liar though? He's not going to follow through.", ">\n\nLet the voters in that district decide.\nNY State Governor Hochul can offer a special snap election for that district, re-running the past two candidates, same R and D.\nIn a month, say February.\nQuestion is whether Santos will commit in advance to abide by the new election results", ">\n\nAdd me to the list. He is not the person he represented to the people that voted for him Unbeknownst to them they voted in a lie.", ">\n\nI'll start!", ">\n\nHe’s already now saying he won’t resign. \nImagine, he lied.", ">\n\nI am surprised it wasn't 140088.", ">\n\n\"Te-he-he I'm so edgy!\"" ]