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[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities....." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\"." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?", ">\n\nSo they got the part about the debt right? Right??" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?", ">\n\nSo they got the part about the debt right? Right??", ">\n\nCowards. If they really had any guts they would read the holy bible front to back at the beginning of every session." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?", ">\n\nSo they got the part about the debt right? Right??", ">\n\nCowards. If they really had any guts they would read the holy bible front to back at the beginning of every session.", ">\n\nOoh Ooh! Did they read the part in the Constitution where the US HAS to pay it debts, no ifs, ands or buts?" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?", ">\n\nSo they got the part about the debt right? Right??", ">\n\nCowards. If they really had any guts they would read the holy bible front to back at the beginning of every session.", ">\n\nOoh Ooh! Did they read the part in the Constitution where the US HAS to pay it debts, no ifs, ands or buts?", ">\n\nDownvoted, don’t care what republicans do, free advertising for nonsense." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?", ">\n\nSo they got the part about the debt right? Right??", ">\n\nCowards. If they really had any guts they would read the holy bible front to back at the beginning of every session.", ">\n\nOoh Ooh! Did they read the part in the Constitution where the US HAS to pay it debts, no ifs, ands or buts?", ">\n\nDownvoted, don’t care what republicans do, free advertising for nonsense.", ">\n\nThey read it but will they follow it?" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?", ">\n\nSo they got the part about the debt right? Right??", ">\n\nCowards. If they really had any guts they would read the holy bible front to back at the beginning of every session.", ">\n\nOoh Ooh! Did they read the part in the Constitution where the US HAS to pay it debts, no ifs, ands or buts?", ">\n\nDownvoted, don’t care what republicans do, free advertising for nonsense.", ">\n\nThey read it but will they follow it?", ">\n\nWell now they have no excuse when they violate it. More stupid political theater. It’s all the right is capable of" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?", ">\n\nSo they got the part about the debt right? Right??", ">\n\nCowards. If they really had any guts they would read the holy bible front to back at the beginning of every session.", ">\n\nOoh Ooh! Did they read the part in the Constitution where the US HAS to pay it debts, no ifs, ands or buts?", ">\n\nDownvoted, don’t care what republicans do, free advertising for nonsense.", ">\n\nThey read it but will they follow it?", ">\n\nWell now they have no excuse when they violate it. More stupid political theater. It’s all the right is capable of", ">\n\nListening to a bunch of people with less than college level reading skills struggle through the Constitution seems like a bad time." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?", ">\n\nSo they got the part about the debt right? Right??", ">\n\nCowards. If they really had any guts they would read the holy bible front to back at the beginning of every session.", ">\n\nOoh Ooh! Did they read the part in the Constitution where the US HAS to pay it debts, no ifs, ands or buts?", ">\n\nDownvoted, don’t care what republicans do, free advertising for nonsense.", ">\n\nThey read it but will they follow it?", ">\n\nWell now they have no excuse when they violate it. More stupid political theater. It’s all the right is capable of", ">\n\nListening to a bunch of people with less than college level reading skills struggle through the Constitution seems like a bad time.", ">\n\nFor all their representatives that can't read?" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?", ">\n\nSo they got the part about the debt right? Right??", ">\n\nCowards. If they really had any guts they would read the holy bible front to back at the beginning of every session.", ">\n\nOoh Ooh! Did they read the part in the Constitution where the US HAS to pay it debts, no ifs, ands or buts?", ">\n\nDownvoted, don’t care what republicans do, free advertising for nonsense.", ">\n\nThey read it but will they follow it?", ">\n\nWell now they have no excuse when they violate it. More stupid political theater. It’s all the right is capable of", ">\n\nListening to a bunch of people with less than college level reading skills struggle through the Constitution seems like a bad time.", ">\n\nFor all their representatives that can't read?", ">\n\ni'm sure this is the first time many of them have discovered its contents" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?", ">\n\nSo they got the part about the debt right? Right??", ">\n\nCowards. If they really had any guts they would read the holy bible front to back at the beginning of every session.", ">\n\nOoh Ooh! Did they read the part in the Constitution where the US HAS to pay it debts, no ifs, ands or buts?", ">\n\nDownvoted, don’t care what republicans do, free advertising for nonsense.", ">\n\nThey read it but will they follow it?", ">\n\nWell now they have no excuse when they violate it. More stupid political theater. It’s all the right is capable of", ">\n\nListening to a bunch of people with less than college level reading skills struggle through the Constitution seems like a bad time.", ">\n\nFor all their representatives that can't read?", ">\n\ni'm sure this is the first time many of them have discovered its contents", ">\n\nbut to understand what you read you must have a mind" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?", ">\n\nSo they got the part about the debt right? Right??", ">\n\nCowards. If they really had any guts they would read the holy bible front to back at the beginning of every session.", ">\n\nOoh Ooh! Did they read the part in the Constitution where the US HAS to pay it debts, no ifs, ands or buts?", ">\n\nDownvoted, don’t care what republicans do, free advertising for nonsense.", ">\n\nThey read it but will they follow it?", ">\n\nWell now they have no excuse when they violate it. More stupid political theater. It’s all the right is capable of", ">\n\nListening to a bunch of people with less than college level reading skills struggle through the Constitution seems like a bad time.", ">\n\nFor all their representatives that can't read?", ">\n\ni'm sure this is the first time many of them have discovered its contents", ">\n\nbut to understand what you read you must have a mind", ">\n\nMany of them are reading it for the first time." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?", ">\n\nSo they got the part about the debt right? Right??", ">\n\nCowards. If they really had any guts they would read the holy bible front to back at the beginning of every session.", ">\n\nOoh Ooh! Did they read the part in the Constitution where the US HAS to pay it debts, no ifs, ands or buts?", ">\n\nDownvoted, don’t care what republicans do, free advertising for nonsense.", ">\n\nThey read it but will they follow it?", ">\n\nWell now they have no excuse when they violate it. More stupid political theater. It’s all the right is capable of", ">\n\nListening to a bunch of people with less than college level reading skills struggle through the Constitution seems like a bad time.", ">\n\nFor all their representatives that can't read?", ">\n\ni'm sure this is the first time many of them have discovered its contents", ">\n\nbut to understand what you read you must have a mind", ">\n\nMany of them are reading it for the first time.", ">\n\nRepublicans can't read." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?", ">\n\nSo they got the part about the debt right? Right??", ">\n\nCowards. If they really had any guts they would read the holy bible front to back at the beginning of every session.", ">\n\nOoh Ooh! Did they read the part in the Constitution where the US HAS to pay it debts, no ifs, ands or buts?", ">\n\nDownvoted, don’t care what republicans do, free advertising for nonsense.", ">\n\nThey read it but will they follow it?", ">\n\nWell now they have no excuse when they violate it. More stupid political theater. It’s all the right is capable of", ">\n\nListening to a bunch of people with less than college level reading skills struggle through the Constitution seems like a bad time.", ">\n\nFor all their representatives that can't read?", ">\n\ni'm sure this is the first time many of them have discovered its contents", ">\n\nbut to understand what you read you must have a mind", ">\n\nMany of them are reading it for the first time.", ">\n\nRepublicans can't read.", ">\n\nAnd they absorbed and understood it....right? Right? And all of the supreme court rulings clarifying the interpretation of various fuzzy aspects of the constitution?" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?", ">\n\nSo they got the part about the debt right? Right??", ">\n\nCowards. If they really had any guts they would read the holy bible front to back at the beginning of every session.", ">\n\nOoh Ooh! Did they read the part in the Constitution where the US HAS to pay it debts, no ifs, ands or buts?", ">\n\nDownvoted, don’t care what republicans do, free advertising for nonsense.", ">\n\nThey read it but will they follow it?", ">\n\nWell now they have no excuse when they violate it. More stupid political theater. It’s all the right is capable of", ">\n\nListening to a bunch of people with less than college level reading skills struggle through the Constitution seems like a bad time.", ">\n\nFor all their representatives that can't read?", ">\n\ni'm sure this is the first time many of them have discovered its contents", ">\n\nbut to understand what you read you must have a mind", ">\n\nMany of them are reading it for the first time.", ">\n\nRepublicans can't read.", ">\n\nAnd they absorbed and understood it....right? Right? And all of the supreme court rulings clarifying the interpretation of various fuzzy aspects of the constitution?", ">\n\nI'm surprised they can read tbh" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?", ">\n\nSo they got the part about the debt right? Right??", ">\n\nCowards. If they really had any guts they would read the holy bible front to back at the beginning of every session.", ">\n\nOoh Ooh! Did they read the part in the Constitution where the US HAS to pay it debts, no ifs, ands or buts?", ">\n\nDownvoted, don’t care what republicans do, free advertising for nonsense.", ">\n\nThey read it but will they follow it?", ">\n\nWell now they have no excuse when they violate it. More stupid political theater. It’s all the right is capable of", ">\n\nListening to a bunch of people with less than college level reading skills struggle through the Constitution seems like a bad time.", ">\n\nFor all their representatives that can't read?", ">\n\ni'm sure this is the first time many of them have discovered its contents", ">\n\nbut to understand what you read you must have a mind", ">\n\nMany of them are reading it for the first time.", ">\n\nRepublicans can't read.", ">\n\nAnd they absorbed and understood it....right? Right? And all of the supreme court rulings clarifying the interpretation of various fuzzy aspects of the constitution?", ">\n\nI'm surprised they can read tbh", ">\n\nI bet they came when the 3/5ths clause was read." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?", ">\n\nSo they got the part about the debt right? Right??", ">\n\nCowards. If they really had any guts they would read the holy bible front to back at the beginning of every session.", ">\n\nOoh Ooh! Did they read the part in the Constitution where the US HAS to pay it debts, no ifs, ands or buts?", ">\n\nDownvoted, don’t care what republicans do, free advertising for nonsense.", ">\n\nThey read it but will they follow it?", ">\n\nWell now they have no excuse when they violate it. More stupid political theater. It’s all the right is capable of", ">\n\nListening to a bunch of people with less than college level reading skills struggle through the Constitution seems like a bad time.", ">\n\nFor all their representatives that can't read?", ">\n\ni'm sure this is the first time many of them have discovered its contents", ">\n\nbut to understand what you read you must have a mind", ">\n\nMany of them are reading it for the first time.", ">\n\nRepublicans can't read.", ">\n\nAnd they absorbed and understood it....right? Right? And all of the supreme court rulings clarifying the interpretation of various fuzzy aspects of the constitution?", ">\n\nI'm surprised they can read tbh", ">\n\nI bet they came when the 3/5ths clause was read.", ">\n\nCorrected headline: Republicans read the constitution for the first time." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?", ">\n\nSo they got the part about the debt right? Right??", ">\n\nCowards. If they really had any guts they would read the holy bible front to back at the beginning of every session.", ">\n\nOoh Ooh! Did they read the part in the Constitution where the US HAS to pay it debts, no ifs, ands or buts?", ">\n\nDownvoted, don’t care what republicans do, free advertising for nonsense.", ">\n\nThey read it but will they follow it?", ">\n\nWell now they have no excuse when they violate it. More stupid political theater. It’s all the right is capable of", ">\n\nListening to a bunch of people with less than college level reading skills struggle through the Constitution seems like a bad time.", ">\n\nFor all their representatives that can't read?", ">\n\ni'm sure this is the first time many of them have discovered its contents", ">\n\nbut to understand what you read you must have a mind", ">\n\nMany of them are reading it for the first time.", ">\n\nRepublicans can't read.", ">\n\nAnd they absorbed and understood it....right? Right? And all of the supreme court rulings clarifying the interpretation of various fuzzy aspects of the constitution?", ">\n\nI'm surprised they can read tbh", ">\n\nI bet they came when the 3/5ths clause was read.", ">\n\nCorrected headline: Republicans read the constitution for the first time.", ">\n\nDidn’t inflation and gas prices drop at the same time:)???" ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?", ">\n\nSo they got the part about the debt right? Right??", ">\n\nCowards. If they really had any guts they would read the holy bible front to back at the beginning of every session.", ">\n\nOoh Ooh! Did they read the part in the Constitution where the US HAS to pay it debts, no ifs, ands or buts?", ">\n\nDownvoted, don’t care what republicans do, free advertising for nonsense.", ">\n\nThey read it but will they follow it?", ">\n\nWell now they have no excuse when they violate it. More stupid political theater. It’s all the right is capable of", ">\n\nListening to a bunch of people with less than college level reading skills struggle through the Constitution seems like a bad time.", ">\n\nFor all their representatives that can't read?", ">\n\ni'm sure this is the first time many of them have discovered its contents", ">\n\nbut to understand what you read you must have a mind", ">\n\nMany of them are reading it for the first time.", ">\n\nRepublicans can't read.", ">\n\nAnd they absorbed and understood it....right? Right? And all of the supreme court rulings clarifying the interpretation of various fuzzy aspects of the constitution?", ">\n\nI'm surprised they can read tbh", ">\n\nI bet they came when the 3/5ths clause was read.", ">\n\nCorrected headline: Republicans read the constitution for the first time.", ">\n\nDidn’t inflation and gas prices drop at the same time:)???", ">\n\nThis feels akin to stalling in high school when you had a presentation due and didn't do any of the work." ]

[ "I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.\nRepublicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party.", ">\n\nNPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right?", ">\n\nYou know, if they were \"originalists\"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the \"pure original\".\nOr something, I don't fuckin know anymore.\nIt would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!\" and \"the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!\"", ">\n\nI mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…\nIt’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution.", ">\n\nAs usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks!", ">\n\nThis is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before.", ">\n\nIt's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket.", ">\n\nDidn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud?", ">\n\nThey probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.", ">\n\nThe fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... \nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.", ">\n\nThat's not a problem for them.... they love the militias. And poop themselves very regularly.", ">\n\nLol meal team six really shouldn't count.", ">\n\nThat should help with inflation.", ">\n\nAnd that migrant caravan and crt and drag queens or whatever the fuck non issue they’re on about now", ">\n\nWhat Republican platform?", ">\n\nRemember when they said they were going to fix inflation?", ">\n\nOh yes! But, ya know. Why fix problems they instigate when they can make a big show of ReADiNg tHe CoNsTiTutIOn and the media is happy to indulge them by covering them \"keeping their election promise\".", ">\n\nwhats fucked is theyll take credit for the inflation drop we seeing now and in the next couple months even though they literally have done pissed to fuck all nothing on policy in relation to inflation. but hey them spooky socialists", ">\n\nI bet Gosar started weeping during the reading of the 13th Amendment.", ">\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause, the importation of slaves clause, the fugitive slave clause . . . \nGood times!", ">\n\n\nAh . . . the 3/5 clause\n\nThey omitted it.\n\n“This morning we will read the full text of the United States Constitution. The text read today reflects the changes to the Constitution made by the 27 amendments. Those portions superseded by amendment will not be read,” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on the House floor.\n\nSlavery erasure!", ">\n\nWhile the historical, societal, economic, etc. ramifications of the 3/5ths clause are very significant, they have as little to do with how government is supposed to operate today as does the amended portion about states selecting senators. So I kind of understand omitting the portions that were edited by amendments. \nI mean, reading the 18th gives you some insight as to what was going on with Prohibition, but as it was rescinded with the 21st, it has no bearing on the structure and operation of government today, which is what the Constitution is supposed to be about.", ">\n\nPerformative politics at their finest. They should have invited Ted Cruz to read Green Eggs and Ham too.", ">\n\nThey can read?", ">\n\nAll you gotta do is dart your eyes back and forth and turn a page every once in a while. Maybe hold the book up correctly, they're gonna need to coach Boebert.", ">\n\nWrapping themselves in the flag, holding a bible, and carrying a gun. Passing legislation and governing is not in their playbook", ">\n\nWhen Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross", ">\n\nGood for them, better late than never.", ">\n\nYes, but did they learn anything from it?", ">\n\nAnother big ask.\nAnd spoiler: no.", ">\n\n1st time for most of them", ">\n\nCame here to say that.", ">\n\nRepublicans can read?🤔🤔", ">\n\n\"Republicans waste more time and taxpayer money by treating their jobs as theater.\"\nI am so fucking tired of these performative sacks of shit.", ">\n\nNow all they need to do is comprehend what the read!", ">\n\nThat's a big ask.", ">\n\nI know I get carried away at times!\nCrazy me", ">\n\nYou know they are running out of things to do so they do not have to do anything real.", ">\n\nBe cool if they adhered to it.", ">\n\nGotta stay on the \"rules for thee\" tip though.", ">\n\nThey still didn't understand a word of it.", ">\n\nStill fail to comprehend any of it.", ">\n\nAnd yet somehow they still have no idea what it says.", ">\n\nThey probably mumble through that part that guarantees the right to vote and ensures a peaceful transfer of power, oh, and that part about not discriminating based on color or religion, and freedom of the press and so forth… oh, and will definitely skip over the “well regulated militia“ part of 2A.", ">\n\nI didn’t know they could read", ">\n\nE plebnista", ">\n\nBread and Circuses, folks.", ">\n\nbecause priorities.....", ">\n\nI imagine they’ll skip the Bill of Rights, since that makes almost everything they’re doing in Florida right now super unconstitutional.", ">\n\nIt must be hard to read the Constitution while you're trampling on it.", ">\n\nWell at least they’re finally reading the constitution…🤷‍♂️", ">\n\nTheir first time ever, amiright? Lol", ">\n\nEe'd plebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun", ">\n\nThis is a good place to post the full, unabridged second amendment: \n\nA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\n\nThat's it. Nothing more. Nothing about assault rifles to claim your parking space at Chinamart or kill someone's kid if they honk at you on the highway.", ">\n\nBut did the understand it? Nope", ">\n\nLet me know when they get around to doing their fucking jobs - such as passing a clean debt ceiling hike (or better yet, legislation so we don't have to do this anymore) - so as not to tank the U.S.'s credit rating.", ">\n\nLike everything they read albeit the bible, constitution, trumps rants/speeches... They try and make sense of what it means, but they have no clue what the f**k they are doing.", ">\n\nWouldn't it be must more realistic if they were burning the Constitution on the house floor? You know, like the book burnings that they so love.", ">\n\nAnd neither listened to nor understood any part of it.", ">\n\nWhat about the part where the US debt may not be questioned?", ">\n\nReading it is empty when you don’t follow it…", ">\n\nHoly shit. They finally read the document they swore to uphold and protect. Wonder how many were thinking \"no, that can't be what it says\".", ">\n\nThis is something Republicans have done since 2011 and usually something Democrats participate in too.", ">\n\nExcept after January 6th, the Republicans will forever be known as the party that wanted to wipe their ass with it.", ">\n\nAnd are shocked by what it contains.", ">\n\nIf only. They'll just do the most bad faith interpretation possible.", ">\n\nThey must have found someone to scrape all of Trumps feces off of it before they read it huh?", ">\n\nThey have to lick it all off. It's how they get jumped into the Qult.", ">\n\nPerfect!", ">\n\nRepublicans can read? I thought they couldn’t, and that’s the reason why they always take out their frustrations out on books.", ">\n\nWhat the hell was that supposed to prove?", ">\n\nThat they're good at virtue signaling.", ">\n\nNo, I get that, but beyond that, what does it prove?", ">\n\nThat's it. And that they can get the media to take them seriously by covering their theatrics as legitimate news.", ">\n\nVery fun and cool for them!", ">\n\nFirst clue it wouldn’t happen is that it was promised.", ">\n\nMaybe someone should just do it for them. Let them shut that down.", ">\n\nbetter late than never", ">\n\nGood, maybe they will learn something.", ">\n\nFor the first time?", ">\n\nProbably the first time a lot of them have read/heard the constitution in its entirety.", ">\n\nAs a reminder to themselves?", ">\n\nSo they got the part about the debt right? Right??", ">\n\nCowards. If they really had any guts they would read the holy bible front to back at the beginning of every session.", ">\n\nOoh Ooh! Did they read the part in the Constitution where the US HAS to pay it debts, no ifs, ands or buts?", ">\n\nDownvoted, don’t care what republicans do, free advertising for nonsense.", ">\n\nThey read it but will they follow it?", ">\n\nWell now they have no excuse when they violate it. More stupid political theater. It’s all the right is capable of", ">\n\nListening to a bunch of people with less than college level reading skills struggle through the Constitution seems like a bad time.", ">\n\nFor all their representatives that can't read?", ">\n\ni'm sure this is the first time many of them have discovered its contents", ">\n\nbut to understand what you read you must have a mind", ">\n\nMany of them are reading it for the first time.", ">\n\nRepublicans can't read.", ">\n\nAnd they absorbed and understood it....right? Right? And all of the supreme court rulings clarifying the interpretation of various fuzzy aspects of the constitution?", ">\n\nI'm surprised they can read tbh", ">\n\nI bet they came when the 3/5ths clause was read.", ">\n\nCorrected headline: Republicans read the constitution for the first time.", ">\n\nDidn’t inflation and gas prices drop at the same time:)???", ">\n\nThis feels akin to stalling in high school when you had a presentation due and didn't do any of the work.", ">\n\nProbably the first time some of these fools have heard it." ]

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[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?" ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy." ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy.", ">\n\nThe weird thing is that the person who was shot was a Mexican citizen who apparently lived just south of the border, which is kind of unusual since most border crossers are people from much farther away- either Mexicans from the places like rural central Mexico or even South Americans. Supposedly he’d crossed the and been deported before, which at the very least would have made it much more difficult for him to get a visa.\nOver a million people legally cross the US-Mexico border every day, it’s not uncommon for many people to have jobs on one side of the border and their homes on the other. Despite what some people might think, there are actually plenty of different visa programs designed to facilitate movement of workers from Mexico to the US. In particular, the H-2A Visa for agricultural workers is notable for not having a cap on the number of visas that can be issued." ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy.", ">\n\nThe weird thing is that the person who was shot was a Mexican citizen who apparently lived just south of the border, which is kind of unusual since most border crossers are people from much farther away- either Mexicans from the places like rural central Mexico or even South Americans. Supposedly he’d crossed the and been deported before, which at the very least would have made it much more difficult for him to get a visa.\nOver a million people legally cross the US-Mexico border every day, it’s not uncommon for many people to have jobs on one side of the border and their homes on the other. Despite what some people might think, there are actually plenty of different visa programs designed to facilitate movement of workers from Mexico to the US. In particular, the H-2A Visa for agricultural workers is notable for not having a cap on the number of visas that can be issued.", ">\n\nAt one of our job sites in El Paso a good bit of our employees we’re living in Mexico. Their money went further there." ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy.", ">\n\nThe weird thing is that the person who was shot was a Mexican citizen who apparently lived just south of the border, which is kind of unusual since most border crossers are people from much farther away- either Mexicans from the places like rural central Mexico or even South Americans. Supposedly he’d crossed the and been deported before, which at the very least would have made it much more difficult for him to get a visa.\nOver a million people legally cross the US-Mexico border every day, it’s not uncommon for many people to have jobs on one side of the border and their homes on the other. Despite what some people might think, there are actually plenty of different visa programs designed to facilitate movement of workers from Mexico to the US. In particular, the H-2A Visa for agricultural workers is notable for not having a cap on the number of visas that can be issued.", ">\n\nAt one of our job sites in El Paso a good bit of our employees we’re living in Mexico. Their money went further there.", ">\n\nSame here where I live in San Diego, I have several coworkers that live in Tijuana" ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy.", ">\n\nThe weird thing is that the person who was shot was a Mexican citizen who apparently lived just south of the border, which is kind of unusual since most border crossers are people from much farther away- either Mexicans from the places like rural central Mexico or even South Americans. Supposedly he’d crossed the and been deported before, which at the very least would have made it much more difficult for him to get a visa.\nOver a million people legally cross the US-Mexico border every day, it’s not uncommon for many people to have jobs on one side of the border and their homes on the other. Despite what some people might think, there are actually plenty of different visa programs designed to facilitate movement of workers from Mexico to the US. In particular, the H-2A Visa for agricultural workers is notable for not having a cap on the number of visas that can be issued.", ">\n\nAt one of our job sites in El Paso a good bit of our employees we’re living in Mexico. Their money went further there.", ">\n\nSame here where I live in San Diego, I have several coworkers that live in Tijuana", ">\n\nFWIW, I used to work near the Canadian border with Washington, and the same thing occurs there. (Probably less now, but the exchange rate at the time made it worth the drive.)" ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy.", ">\n\nThe weird thing is that the person who was shot was a Mexican citizen who apparently lived just south of the border, which is kind of unusual since most border crossers are people from much farther away- either Mexicans from the places like rural central Mexico or even South Americans. Supposedly he’d crossed the and been deported before, which at the very least would have made it much more difficult for him to get a visa.\nOver a million people legally cross the US-Mexico border every day, it’s not uncommon for many people to have jobs on one side of the border and their homes on the other. Despite what some people might think, there are actually plenty of different visa programs designed to facilitate movement of workers from Mexico to the US. In particular, the H-2A Visa for agricultural workers is notable for not having a cap on the number of visas that can be issued.", ">\n\nAt one of our job sites in El Paso a good bit of our employees we’re living in Mexico. Their money went further there.", ">\n\nSame here where I live in San Diego, I have several coworkers that live in Tijuana", ">\n\nFWIW, I used to work near the Canadian border with Washington, and the same thing occurs there. (Probably less now, but the exchange rate at the time made it worth the drive.)", ">\n\nDefinitely has a “get off of my lawn” vibe" ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy.", ">\n\nThe weird thing is that the person who was shot was a Mexican citizen who apparently lived just south of the border, which is kind of unusual since most border crossers are people from much farther away- either Mexicans from the places like rural central Mexico or even South Americans. Supposedly he’d crossed the and been deported before, which at the very least would have made it much more difficult for him to get a visa.\nOver a million people legally cross the US-Mexico border every day, it’s not uncommon for many people to have jobs on one side of the border and their homes on the other. Despite what some people might think, there are actually plenty of different visa programs designed to facilitate movement of workers from Mexico to the US. In particular, the H-2A Visa for agricultural workers is notable for not having a cap on the number of visas that can be issued.", ">\n\nAt one of our job sites in El Paso a good bit of our employees we’re living in Mexico. Their money went further there.", ">\n\nSame here where I live in San Diego, I have several coworkers that live in Tijuana", ">\n\nFWIW, I used to work near the Canadian border with Washington, and the same thing occurs there. (Probably less now, but the exchange rate at the time made it worth the drive.)", ">\n\nDefinitely has a “get off of my lawn” vibe", ">\n\ndude definitely gives off \"i have more people 6ft under my lawn\" vibe" ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy.", ">\n\nThe weird thing is that the person who was shot was a Mexican citizen who apparently lived just south of the border, which is kind of unusual since most border crossers are people from much farther away- either Mexicans from the places like rural central Mexico or even South Americans. Supposedly he’d crossed the and been deported before, which at the very least would have made it much more difficult for him to get a visa.\nOver a million people legally cross the US-Mexico border every day, it’s not uncommon for many people to have jobs on one side of the border and their homes on the other. Despite what some people might think, there are actually plenty of different visa programs designed to facilitate movement of workers from Mexico to the US. In particular, the H-2A Visa for agricultural workers is notable for not having a cap on the number of visas that can be issued.", ">\n\nAt one of our job sites in El Paso a good bit of our employees we’re living in Mexico. Their money went further there.", ">\n\nSame here where I live in San Diego, I have several coworkers that live in Tijuana", ">\n\nFWIW, I used to work near the Canadian border with Washington, and the same thing occurs there. (Probably less now, but the exchange rate at the time made it worth the drive.)", ">\n\nDefinitely has a “get off of my lawn” vibe", ">\n\ndude definitely gives off \"i have more people 6ft under my lawn\" vibe", ">\n\nIs he getting his haircut in this mugshot…?" ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy.", ">\n\nThe weird thing is that the person who was shot was a Mexican citizen who apparently lived just south of the border, which is kind of unusual since most border crossers are people from much farther away- either Mexicans from the places like rural central Mexico or even South Americans. Supposedly he’d crossed the and been deported before, which at the very least would have made it much more difficult for him to get a visa.\nOver a million people legally cross the US-Mexico border every day, it’s not uncommon for many people to have jobs on one side of the border and their homes on the other. Despite what some people might think, there are actually plenty of different visa programs designed to facilitate movement of workers from Mexico to the US. In particular, the H-2A Visa for agricultural workers is notable for not having a cap on the number of visas that can be issued.", ">\n\nAt one of our job sites in El Paso a good bit of our employees we’re living in Mexico. Their money went further there.", ">\n\nSame here where I live in San Diego, I have several coworkers that live in Tijuana", ">\n\nFWIW, I used to work near the Canadian border with Washington, and the same thing occurs there. (Probably less now, but the exchange rate at the time made it worth the drive.)", ">\n\nDefinitely has a “get off of my lawn” vibe", ">\n\ndude definitely gives off \"i have more people 6ft under my lawn\" vibe", ">\n\nIs he getting his haircut in this mugshot…?", ">\n\nI’m sure that’s not the first time he has… “protected his property”." ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy.", ">\n\nThe weird thing is that the person who was shot was a Mexican citizen who apparently lived just south of the border, which is kind of unusual since most border crossers are people from much farther away- either Mexicans from the places like rural central Mexico or even South Americans. Supposedly he’d crossed the and been deported before, which at the very least would have made it much more difficult for him to get a visa.\nOver a million people legally cross the US-Mexico border every day, it’s not uncommon for many people to have jobs on one side of the border and their homes on the other. Despite what some people might think, there are actually plenty of different visa programs designed to facilitate movement of workers from Mexico to the US. In particular, the H-2A Visa for agricultural workers is notable for not having a cap on the number of visas that can be issued.", ">\n\nAt one of our job sites in El Paso a good bit of our employees we’re living in Mexico. Their money went further there.", ">\n\nSame here where I live in San Diego, I have several coworkers that live in Tijuana", ">\n\nFWIW, I used to work near the Canadian border with Washington, and the same thing occurs there. (Probably less now, but the exchange rate at the time made it worth the drive.)", ">\n\nDefinitely has a “get off of my lawn” vibe", ">\n\ndude definitely gives off \"i have more people 6ft under my lawn\" vibe", ">\n\nIs he getting his haircut in this mugshot…?", ">\n\nI’m sure that’s not the first time he has… “protected his property”.", ">\n\n…….. so, that makes this justified? What is a human life worth these days? A hard lesson? That’ll show em." ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy.", ">\n\nThe weird thing is that the person who was shot was a Mexican citizen who apparently lived just south of the border, which is kind of unusual since most border crossers are people from much farther away- either Mexicans from the places like rural central Mexico or even South Americans. Supposedly he’d crossed the and been deported before, which at the very least would have made it much more difficult for him to get a visa.\nOver a million people legally cross the US-Mexico border every day, it’s not uncommon for many people to have jobs on one side of the border and their homes on the other. Despite what some people might think, there are actually plenty of different visa programs designed to facilitate movement of workers from Mexico to the US. In particular, the H-2A Visa for agricultural workers is notable for not having a cap on the number of visas that can be issued.", ">\n\nAt one of our job sites in El Paso a good bit of our employees we’re living in Mexico. Their money went further there.", ">\n\nSame here where I live in San Diego, I have several coworkers that live in Tijuana", ">\n\nFWIW, I used to work near the Canadian border with Washington, and the same thing occurs there. (Probably less now, but the exchange rate at the time made it worth the drive.)", ">\n\nDefinitely has a “get off of my lawn” vibe", ">\n\ndude definitely gives off \"i have more people 6ft under my lawn\" vibe", ">\n\nIs he getting his haircut in this mugshot…?", ">\n\nI’m sure that’s not the first time he has… “protected his property”.", ">\n\n…….. so, that makes this justified? What is a human life worth these days? A hard lesson? That’ll show em.", ">\n\nIf you're afraid to live where you live, maybe you should move?" ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy.", ">\n\nThe weird thing is that the person who was shot was a Mexican citizen who apparently lived just south of the border, which is kind of unusual since most border crossers are people from much farther away- either Mexicans from the places like rural central Mexico or even South Americans. Supposedly he’d crossed the and been deported before, which at the very least would have made it much more difficult for him to get a visa.\nOver a million people legally cross the US-Mexico border every day, it’s not uncommon for many people to have jobs on one side of the border and their homes on the other. Despite what some people might think, there are actually plenty of different visa programs designed to facilitate movement of workers from Mexico to the US. In particular, the H-2A Visa for agricultural workers is notable for not having a cap on the number of visas that can be issued.", ">\n\nAt one of our job sites in El Paso a good bit of our employees we’re living in Mexico. Their money went further there.", ">\n\nSame here where I live in San Diego, I have several coworkers that live in Tijuana", ">\n\nFWIW, I used to work near the Canadian border with Washington, and the same thing occurs there. (Probably less now, but the exchange rate at the time made it worth the drive.)", ">\n\nDefinitely has a “get off of my lawn” vibe", ">\n\ndude definitely gives off \"i have more people 6ft under my lawn\" vibe", ">\n\nIs he getting his haircut in this mugshot…?", ">\n\nI’m sure that’s not the first time he has… “protected his property”.", ">\n\n…….. so, that makes this justified? What is a human life worth these days? A hard lesson? That’ll show em.", ">\n\nIf you're afraid to live where you live, maybe you should move?", ">\n\ni don't think the USA is the right country for this person" ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy.", ">\n\nThe weird thing is that the person who was shot was a Mexican citizen who apparently lived just south of the border, which is kind of unusual since most border crossers are people from much farther away- either Mexicans from the places like rural central Mexico or even South Americans. Supposedly he’d crossed the and been deported before, which at the very least would have made it much more difficult for him to get a visa.\nOver a million people legally cross the US-Mexico border every day, it’s not uncommon for many people to have jobs on one side of the border and their homes on the other. Despite what some people might think, there are actually plenty of different visa programs designed to facilitate movement of workers from Mexico to the US. In particular, the H-2A Visa for agricultural workers is notable for not having a cap on the number of visas that can be issued.", ">\n\nAt one of our job sites in El Paso a good bit of our employees we’re living in Mexico. Their money went further there.", ">\n\nSame here where I live in San Diego, I have several coworkers that live in Tijuana", ">\n\nFWIW, I used to work near the Canadian border with Washington, and the same thing occurs there. (Probably less now, but the exchange rate at the time made it worth the drive.)", ">\n\nDefinitely has a “get off of my lawn” vibe", ">\n\ndude definitely gives off \"i have more people 6ft under my lawn\" vibe", ">\n\nIs he getting his haircut in this mugshot…?", ">\n\nI’m sure that’s not the first time he has… “protected his property”.", ">\n\n…….. so, that makes this justified? What is a human life worth these days? A hard lesson? That’ll show em.", ">\n\nIf you're afraid to live where you live, maybe you should move?", ">\n\ni don't think the USA is the right country for this person", ">\n\nThey need to live somewhere that doesn't allow idiots to have weapons." ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy.", ">\n\nThe weird thing is that the person who was shot was a Mexican citizen who apparently lived just south of the border, which is kind of unusual since most border crossers are people from much farther away- either Mexicans from the places like rural central Mexico or even South Americans. Supposedly he’d crossed the and been deported before, which at the very least would have made it much more difficult for him to get a visa.\nOver a million people legally cross the US-Mexico border every day, it’s not uncommon for many people to have jobs on one side of the border and their homes on the other. Despite what some people might think, there are actually plenty of different visa programs designed to facilitate movement of workers from Mexico to the US. In particular, the H-2A Visa for agricultural workers is notable for not having a cap on the number of visas that can be issued.", ">\n\nAt one of our job sites in El Paso a good bit of our employees we’re living in Mexico. Their money went further there.", ">\n\nSame here where I live in San Diego, I have several coworkers that live in Tijuana", ">\n\nFWIW, I used to work near the Canadian border with Washington, and the same thing occurs there. (Probably less now, but the exchange rate at the time made it worth the drive.)", ">\n\nDefinitely has a “get off of my lawn” vibe", ">\n\ndude definitely gives off \"i have more people 6ft under my lawn\" vibe", ">\n\nIs he getting his haircut in this mugshot…?", ">\n\nI’m sure that’s not the first time he has… “protected his property”.", ">\n\n…….. so, that makes this justified? What is a human life worth these days? A hard lesson? That’ll show em.", ">\n\nIf you're afraid to live where you live, maybe you should move?", ">\n\ni don't think the USA is the right country for this person", ">\n\nThey need to live somewhere that doesn't allow idiots to have weapons.", ">\n\nNo word on why the man was at his ranch? Just that Kelly shot him?\nEdit: Don't understand the downvotes, I was literally asking if there was more information." ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy.", ">\n\nThe weird thing is that the person who was shot was a Mexican citizen who apparently lived just south of the border, which is kind of unusual since most border crossers are people from much farther away- either Mexicans from the places like rural central Mexico or even South Americans. Supposedly he’d crossed the and been deported before, which at the very least would have made it much more difficult for him to get a visa.\nOver a million people legally cross the US-Mexico border every day, it’s not uncommon for many people to have jobs on one side of the border and their homes on the other. Despite what some people might think, there are actually plenty of different visa programs designed to facilitate movement of workers from Mexico to the US. In particular, the H-2A Visa for agricultural workers is notable for not having a cap on the number of visas that can be issued.", ">\n\nAt one of our job sites in El Paso a good bit of our employees we’re living in Mexico. Their money went further there.", ">\n\nSame here where I live in San Diego, I have several coworkers that live in Tijuana", ">\n\nFWIW, I used to work near the Canadian border with Washington, and the same thing occurs there. (Probably less now, but the exchange rate at the time made it worth the drive.)", ">\n\nDefinitely has a “get off of my lawn” vibe", ">\n\ndude definitely gives off \"i have more people 6ft under my lawn\" vibe", ">\n\nIs he getting his haircut in this mugshot…?", ">\n\nI’m sure that’s not the first time he has… “protected his property”.", ">\n\n…….. so, that makes this justified? What is a human life worth these days? A hard lesson? That’ll show em.", ">\n\nIf you're afraid to live where you live, maybe you should move?", ">\n\ni don't think the USA is the right country for this person", ">\n\nThey need to live somewhere that doesn't allow idiots to have weapons.", ">\n\nNo word on why the man was at his ranch? Just that Kelly shot him?\nEdit: Don't understand the downvotes, I was literally asking if there was more information.", ">\n\nSounds like an angry old guy shot a dude crossing his farm. We own land in citrus county, here in Florida, people cross all the time ans we don't shoot them. Dude sounds unhinged." ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy.", ">\n\nThe weird thing is that the person who was shot was a Mexican citizen who apparently lived just south of the border, which is kind of unusual since most border crossers are people from much farther away- either Mexicans from the places like rural central Mexico or even South Americans. Supposedly he’d crossed the and been deported before, which at the very least would have made it much more difficult for him to get a visa.\nOver a million people legally cross the US-Mexico border every day, it’s not uncommon for many people to have jobs on one side of the border and their homes on the other. Despite what some people might think, there are actually plenty of different visa programs designed to facilitate movement of workers from Mexico to the US. In particular, the H-2A Visa for agricultural workers is notable for not having a cap on the number of visas that can be issued.", ">\n\nAt one of our job sites in El Paso a good bit of our employees we’re living in Mexico. Their money went further there.", ">\n\nSame here where I live in San Diego, I have several coworkers that live in Tijuana", ">\n\nFWIW, I used to work near the Canadian border with Washington, and the same thing occurs there. (Probably less now, but the exchange rate at the time made it worth the drive.)", ">\n\nDefinitely has a “get off of my lawn” vibe", ">\n\ndude definitely gives off \"i have more people 6ft under my lawn\" vibe", ">\n\nIs he getting his haircut in this mugshot…?", ">\n\nI’m sure that’s not the first time he has… “protected his property”.", ">\n\n…….. so, that makes this justified? What is a human life worth these days? A hard lesson? That’ll show em.", ">\n\nIf you're afraid to live where you live, maybe you should move?", ">\n\ni don't think the USA is the right country for this person", ">\n\nThey need to live somewhere that doesn't allow idiots to have weapons.", ">\n\nNo word on why the man was at his ranch? Just that Kelly shot him?\nEdit: Don't understand the downvotes, I was literally asking if there was more information.", ">\n\nSounds like an angry old guy shot a dude crossing his farm. We own land in citrus county, here in Florida, people cross all the time ans we don't shoot them. Dude sounds unhinged.", ">\n\nUp here in Maine you are legally allowed to cross someone's property, on foot, so long as you do not damage anything." ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy.", ">\n\nThe weird thing is that the person who was shot was a Mexican citizen who apparently lived just south of the border, which is kind of unusual since most border crossers are people from much farther away- either Mexicans from the places like rural central Mexico or even South Americans. Supposedly he’d crossed the and been deported before, which at the very least would have made it much more difficult for him to get a visa.\nOver a million people legally cross the US-Mexico border every day, it’s not uncommon for many people to have jobs on one side of the border and their homes on the other. Despite what some people might think, there are actually plenty of different visa programs designed to facilitate movement of workers from Mexico to the US. In particular, the H-2A Visa for agricultural workers is notable for not having a cap on the number of visas that can be issued.", ">\n\nAt one of our job sites in El Paso a good bit of our employees we’re living in Mexico. Their money went further there.", ">\n\nSame here where I live in San Diego, I have several coworkers that live in Tijuana", ">\n\nFWIW, I used to work near the Canadian border with Washington, and the same thing occurs there. (Probably less now, but the exchange rate at the time made it worth the drive.)", ">\n\nDefinitely has a “get off of my lawn” vibe", ">\n\ndude definitely gives off \"i have more people 6ft under my lawn\" vibe", ">\n\nIs he getting his haircut in this mugshot…?", ">\n\nI’m sure that’s not the first time he has… “protected his property”.", ">\n\n…….. so, that makes this justified? What is a human life worth these days? A hard lesson? That’ll show em.", ">\n\nIf you're afraid to live where you live, maybe you should move?", ">\n\ni don't think the USA is the right country for this person", ">\n\nThey need to live somewhere that doesn't allow idiots to have weapons.", ">\n\nNo word on why the man was at his ranch? Just that Kelly shot him?\nEdit: Don't understand the downvotes, I was literally asking if there was more information.", ">\n\nSounds like an angry old guy shot a dude crossing his farm. We own land in citrus county, here in Florida, people cross all the time ans we don't shoot them. Dude sounds unhinged.", ">\n\nUp here in Maine you are legally allowed to cross someone's property, on foot, so long as you do not damage anything.", ">\n\nunless it's posted" ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy.", ">\n\nThe weird thing is that the person who was shot was a Mexican citizen who apparently lived just south of the border, which is kind of unusual since most border crossers are people from much farther away- either Mexicans from the places like rural central Mexico or even South Americans. Supposedly he’d crossed the and been deported before, which at the very least would have made it much more difficult for him to get a visa.\nOver a million people legally cross the US-Mexico border every day, it’s not uncommon for many people to have jobs on one side of the border and their homes on the other. Despite what some people might think, there are actually plenty of different visa programs designed to facilitate movement of workers from Mexico to the US. In particular, the H-2A Visa for agricultural workers is notable for not having a cap on the number of visas that can be issued.", ">\n\nAt one of our job sites in El Paso a good bit of our employees we’re living in Mexico. Their money went further there.", ">\n\nSame here where I live in San Diego, I have several coworkers that live in Tijuana", ">\n\nFWIW, I used to work near the Canadian border with Washington, and the same thing occurs there. (Probably less now, but the exchange rate at the time made it worth the drive.)", ">\n\nDefinitely has a “get off of my lawn” vibe", ">\n\ndude definitely gives off \"i have more people 6ft under my lawn\" vibe", ">\n\nIs he getting his haircut in this mugshot…?", ">\n\nI’m sure that’s not the first time he has… “protected his property”.", ">\n\n…….. so, that makes this justified? What is a human life worth these days? A hard lesson? That’ll show em.", ">\n\nIf you're afraid to live where you live, maybe you should move?", ">\n\ni don't think the USA is the right country for this person", ">\n\nThey need to live somewhere that doesn't allow idiots to have weapons.", ">\n\nNo word on why the man was at his ranch? Just that Kelly shot him?\nEdit: Don't understand the downvotes, I was literally asking if there was more information.", ">\n\nSounds like an angry old guy shot a dude crossing his farm. We own land in citrus county, here in Florida, people cross all the time ans we don't shoot them. Dude sounds unhinged.", ">\n\nUp here in Maine you are legally allowed to cross someone's property, on foot, so long as you do not damage anything.", ">\n\nunless it's posted", ">\n\nEven if it is posted, I can assure you that you do not have a right to just kill them." ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy.", ">\n\nThe weird thing is that the person who was shot was a Mexican citizen who apparently lived just south of the border, which is kind of unusual since most border crossers are people from much farther away- either Mexicans from the places like rural central Mexico or even South Americans. Supposedly he’d crossed the and been deported before, which at the very least would have made it much more difficult for him to get a visa.\nOver a million people legally cross the US-Mexico border every day, it’s not uncommon for many people to have jobs on one side of the border and their homes on the other. Despite what some people might think, there are actually plenty of different visa programs designed to facilitate movement of workers from Mexico to the US. In particular, the H-2A Visa for agricultural workers is notable for not having a cap on the number of visas that can be issued.", ">\n\nAt one of our job sites in El Paso a good bit of our employees we’re living in Mexico. Their money went further there.", ">\n\nSame here where I live in San Diego, I have several coworkers that live in Tijuana", ">\n\nFWIW, I used to work near the Canadian border with Washington, and the same thing occurs there. (Probably less now, but the exchange rate at the time made it worth the drive.)", ">\n\nDefinitely has a “get off of my lawn” vibe", ">\n\ndude definitely gives off \"i have more people 6ft under my lawn\" vibe", ">\n\nIs he getting his haircut in this mugshot…?", ">\n\nI’m sure that’s not the first time he has… “protected his property”.", ">\n\n…….. so, that makes this justified? What is a human life worth these days? A hard lesson? That’ll show em.", ">\n\nIf you're afraid to live where you live, maybe you should move?", ">\n\ni don't think the USA is the right country for this person", ">\n\nThey need to live somewhere that doesn't allow idiots to have weapons.", ">\n\nNo word on why the man was at his ranch? Just that Kelly shot him?\nEdit: Don't understand the downvotes, I was literally asking if there was more information.", ">\n\nSounds like an angry old guy shot a dude crossing his farm. We own land in citrus county, here in Florida, people cross all the time ans we don't shoot them. Dude sounds unhinged.", ">\n\nUp here in Maine you are legally allowed to cross someone's property, on foot, so long as you do not damage anything.", ">\n\nunless it's posted", ">\n\nEven if it is posted, I can assure you that you do not have a right to just kill them.", ">\n\nI didn't say anything about killing anyone. Read the post above mine." ]

[ "Off topic, but, \"details are sketchy\"? Is this the editorial standard of AP news nowadays?", ">\n\nCan't say. Details are sketchy.", ">\n\nThe weird thing is that the person who was shot was a Mexican citizen who apparently lived just south of the border, which is kind of unusual since most border crossers are people from much farther away- either Mexicans from the places like rural central Mexico or even South Americans. Supposedly he’d crossed the and been deported before, which at the very least would have made it much more difficult for him to get a visa.\nOver a million people legally cross the US-Mexico border every day, it’s not uncommon for many people to have jobs on one side of the border and their homes on the other. Despite what some people might think, there are actually plenty of different visa programs designed to facilitate movement of workers from Mexico to the US. In particular, the H-2A Visa for agricultural workers is notable for not having a cap on the number of visas that can be issued.", ">\n\nAt one of our job sites in El Paso a good bit of our employees we’re living in Mexico. Their money went further there.", ">\n\nSame here where I live in San Diego, I have several coworkers that live in Tijuana", ">\n\nFWIW, I used to work near the Canadian border with Washington, and the same thing occurs there. (Probably less now, but the exchange rate at the time made it worth the drive.)", ">\n\nDefinitely has a “get off of my lawn” vibe", ">\n\ndude definitely gives off \"i have more people 6ft under my lawn\" vibe", ">\n\nIs he getting his haircut in this mugshot…?", ">\n\nI’m sure that’s not the first time he has… “protected his property”.", ">\n\n…….. so, that makes this justified? What is a human life worth these days? A hard lesson? That’ll show em.", ">\n\nIf you're afraid to live where you live, maybe you should move?", ">\n\ni don't think the USA is the right country for this person", ">\n\nThey need to live somewhere that doesn't allow idiots to have weapons.", ">\n\nNo word on why the man was at his ranch? Just that Kelly shot him?\nEdit: Don't understand the downvotes, I was literally asking if there was more information.", ">\n\nSounds like an angry old guy shot a dude crossing his farm. We own land in citrus county, here in Florida, people cross all the time ans we don't shoot them. Dude sounds unhinged.", ">\n\nUp here in Maine you are legally allowed to cross someone's property, on foot, so long as you do not damage anything.", ">\n\nunless it's posted", ">\n\nEven if it is posted, I can assure you that you do not have a right to just kill them.", ">\n\nI didn't say anything about killing anyone. Read the post above mine.", ">\n\nWhat are we talking about in this whole thread right now?" ]