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"Stupid covid"
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"What?"
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"You sick people asked me to turn Chop Suey into a bluegrass song."
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"My dog realized she can stand in the pool"
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"A resume my wife received this week"
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"I completely missed my calling as a sailor…"
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"I AM GROOT"
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"Lol, kids."
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"MOVIE VILLAINS"
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"Passed by a math book example today."
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"New employee starting today brought "brownies" in for everone with this note"
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"The Getty is challenging quarantined people to recreate their favorite paintings with household items."
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"My friends do a Tencious D cover band, look who crashed their show."
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"We don't have the budget"
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"Flew in a helicopter for the first time at work, the pilot’s helmet wasn’t calming"
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""Shirtception" - my favorite gift every year from my brother. We're now at level 4."
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"Fan wears a Ryan Reynolds shirt to meet Hugh Jackman."
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"Fist time ever posting but I felt I finally had something worthwhile. At my friend's birthday party last night"
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"real monsters"
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"My wife just went back to work and thinks I'm an idiot"
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"Oh darn, just missed it"
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"Tried to take a panorama from our hike today, it really did my boyfriend dirty..."
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"Marilyn Manson looks like Nicholas Cage dressed up as Marilyn Manson."
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"best student sign i've ever seen"
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"the smell of a grill"
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"weeeeeeeeeee"
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"RIP Shelbyville"
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"I told my husband I'd never won a trophy, so he got this made for me."
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"My college doesn't want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves"
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"The truth about dad jokes"
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"return"
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"I saw the Google Earth cursor moving over Sweden yesterday."
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"Who needs a fishing pole anyway."
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"Job interview"
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"As a mailman, I usually don’t know what’s in the package. But I’m pretty sure this is a tennis racket."
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"I get a Snapchat from my brother and then a text from my dad saying, “post that to the Internet”."
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"The struggle is real (going outside in Norway)"
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"It happened. I'm a fucking Disney Princess, Reddit."
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"when it rains."
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"The claw!!!"
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"Offering pizza to London marathon runners"
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"Relief "
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"Guys will understand"
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"Sunday night"
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"Gmen"
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"I said, "How tall are you?" He handed me this:"
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"I drew the ONLY joke my Mom knew"
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"My kitten Charlie loves the laundry hamper. He’ll meow and whine until you put upside down so he can become a kitty roomba."
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"In Minnesota, we like to play a game called "am I on the road?""
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"Clouds have feelings too"
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"There’s a yard sale!"
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"the endless cycle"
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"i can do this"
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"Flattering portrait"
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"“No soliciting!”"
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"Please tell me Im not the only one whos seeing this??"
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"Delivery guy fails to notice the dog initially!"
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"They promised us flying cars in 2022 but instead we got this...it is acceptable"
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"Wife’s employer received this resume for a position. He got an interview because the manager couldn’t stop laughing (edited for privacy)"
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"Seemed like a 5 star man"
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"Reminder to always let Aubrey Plaza accept an award for you"
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""Don't get too comfy!""
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"Mermaid Bra "
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"After years of this guy using my email as a spam account, I got my revenge. He signed my email. Up for SiriusXM which also gives me the ability to beep his horn."
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"What does it mean when this light comes on?"
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"Throne room."
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"Listen here, you big monsta"
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"My boss knows what's up"
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"Proof that Disney is running out of ideas"
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"My cousin is a driver for UPS and posted this today"
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"Must be Canadian."
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"Couldn’t do this again if I tried"
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"Posted on Fresno buy/trade on FB. Guy knows how to market"
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"Sometimes teachers need a sarcastic refresher on the tech basics in classrooms."
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"My sister accidentally caught this Pikes Peak proposal on camera"
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"Our niece wasn't thrilled about the first kiss."
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"All terrain vehicle"
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"My daughter has been picking her own clothes and watching her big brother get on the bus."
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"How to win a prank war. My friend snuck a heinous portrait of me into a charity auction that I was attending. Sold for $200."
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"A dad having fun cutting and eating a snowcake"
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"exercising"
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"I design unnecessary products so today I built a ceiling fan for my car."
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"Cultural appreciation in Pixar films"
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"V12 lambo sound vs electric i8 sound."
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"Little girl has her Christmas priorities straight"
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"I design ridiculous product ideas for fun, so I designed a pair of jeans with one giant pocket across the butt for all your essentials."
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"My husband is in the process of redoing our lawn. He recently began killing off all our grass. I didn’t want our neighbors to think we were neglectful homeowners, so I made a sign…"
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"OkCupid putting it's foot down."
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"he saw the opportunity and he took it."
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"Meanwhile,back in 1999"
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"Up, up and a-way out there"
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"For years I thought I had depressions. But recently I found out that it is just because of this sad duck, that lives, where my brain is supposed to be!"
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"Let Me Out!!! It’s only Drizzling!!!"
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"The Avengers 1978 has aged really well"
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"World Cup"
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"True story"
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"The code works"
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"German Finding Out About “Sales Tax”"
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"Sat next to these ladies who insisted our dog FaceTime with theirs 🥺"
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"NO such thing as bad publicity. Wally’s Pub here on the NH seacoast, brilliantly seeing to it."
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