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[ "So whats it like being a bartender?", "Well, being the Gobbo Kin's bartender has its pluses and its minuses like any job.", "I mean I don't even have a job I just go around crashing weddings by saying I know the groom.", "Really? How is that working out for you so far?", "Well it usually goes well, I mean I get to eat the food, I meet new friends.", "That seems wonderful. Usually I only see people try to poison the Gobbo Kin' in order to become the new Gobbo Kin'.", "Do people really want the position that bad?", "Oh yes, and they really hate it when you try to correct their pronunciation of the title.", "Is that how he pronounces it then?", "Yes, but you or I would pronounce it as Goblin King. If he hears anyone say it that way though, chances are you will be in for a very terrible death indeed.", "Hmm, only a goblin can become goblin king right?", "Not necessarily. If you act like a goblin they might not notice, the main downside would be how short their reign is." ]

[ "Good day my darling. I am well. ", "I apologize for taking so long in getting here to engage in our conversation, I got a little tied up.", "That's alright my love, you are here now.", "That I am and I will devote my attention to you.", "What took your attention from me prior to this my darling?", "Well you see my dear, I was trying to mix some music. But you see unfortunately there was some background noise.", "Mix some music? Whatever do you mean my dear?", "Well you know, trying to get everything to sound appropriate. I mean I do have hobbies outside of my duties to the kingdom, I am sorry it kept me from you.", "Here you go my dear, I grabbed your ring by mistake this morning.", "Ah thank you, I do always forget it everywhere. I try hard to not get it dirty after all. How about a walk around the castle grounds?", "That sounds lovely my darling. ", "I do quite enjoy our walks together, though we do not get to as often anymore." ]

[ "How are you today my queen?", "Good day my darling. I am well. ", "I apologize for taking so long in getting here to engage in our conversation, I got a little tied up.", "That's alright my love, you are here now.", "That I am and I will devote my attention to you.", "What took your attention from me prior to this my darling?", "Well you see my dear, I was trying to mix some music. But you see unfortunately there was some background noise.", "Mix some music? Whatever do you mean my dear?", "Well you know, trying to get everything to sound appropriate. I mean I do have hobbies outside of my duties to the kingdom, I am sorry it kept me from you.", "Here you go my dear, I grabbed your ring by mistake this morning.", "Ah thank you, I do always forget it everywhere. I try hard to not get it dirty after all. How about a walk around the castle grounds?", "That sounds lovely my darling. " ]

[ "Hello, cat, (tosses hair). Please leave the bird and talk to me", "This bird is my lunch.", "Well it looks like it isn't going anywhere. It's just lying there, not moving", "There, now you have my full attention.", "What is it you do all day, besides hunt and eat?", "I lay in the sun and bask in it sometimes. ", "Well that must be exciting...", "Oh it is most delightful. I love laying in the sun and letting it warm my body.", "I am out in the sun all the time.... I would rather fly about.", "Is flying fun? I always wished I could fly.", "Flying is my main way of getting around. It tires my wings sometimes, but for the most part, very fun", "I love being a cat but sometimes I wish I could fly." ]

[ "meow. don't mind me, I'm just playing with this bird.", "Hello, cat, (tosses hair). Please leave the bird and talk to me", "This bird is my lunch.", "Well it looks like it isn't going anywhere. It's just lying there, not moving", "There, now you have my full attention.", "What is it you do all day, besides hunt and eat?", "I lay in the sun and bask in it sometimes. ", "Well that must be exciting...", "Oh it is most delightful. I love laying in the sun and letting it warm my body.", "I am out in the sun all the time.... I would rather fly about.", "Is flying fun? I always wished I could fly.", "Flying is my main way of getting around. It tires my wings sometimes, but for the most part, very fun" ]

[ "A rat! Shoooooo", "Get away from my hymnbook!", "Why are eating that book?", "Because I", "What? Are you daft? Do you want food?", "*coughs up a piece of hymnbook* Sorry, something caught in my throat.", "Sorry for that! But what did you expect eating old dirty paper", "Fibre? I hear paper has very high fibre content and helps with digestion.", "It can give you worms too! and think of all the dirty hands that have touched that book... diseases", "Oh, I have plenty of diseases. Some of them might even be unknown to man!", "And now I have heard enough. Take that you rat! (stomps on book to make sure the deed is done).", "*Runs under pew dragging hymnbook* *munch* *chew* *swallow* Not if I eat it first!" ]

[ "*munch* *bite* *chew* *swallow* This could use a bit more salt.", "A rat! Shoooooo", "Get away from my hymnbook!", "Why are eating that book?", "Because I", "What? Are you daft? Do you want food?", "*coughs up a piece of hymnbook* Sorry, something caught in my throat.", "Sorry for that! But what did you expect eating old dirty paper", "Fibre? I hear paper has very high fibre content and helps with digestion.", "It can give you worms too! and think of all the dirty hands that have touched that book... diseases", "Oh, I have plenty of diseases. Some of them might even be unknown to man!", "And now I have heard enough. Take that you rat! (stomps on book to make sure the deed is done)." ]

[ "I have a beautiful ruby that I will have set in a necklace soon", "Well, I'll be darned... that IS a beautiful ruby... aaaah rubies. The stone of love, health and wisdom. Where'd ya find that one at?", "I bought it from a guest here", "A GUEST?! What kind of guest just has this on their person?! I would kill for a ruby this beautiful!", "Well there are a number of interesting people who travel through my inn", "Oh, really? Tell me more... how many have goods like this?", "You will have to talk to my guests more to find out. Buy some ale in the pub and sit down with them", "Pub?! Where?! I could use a stiff drink... or several", "It's attached to the inn that I own", "Aaaaah, the man himself! Rubies, interesting people, a pub... you're living the life.", "Yes, it really is the best job! I get to meet all the interesting people and collect interesting objects", "And drink all the best beers, I'll bet..." ]

[ "Hmmm.... what kind of jewels have you got today, let me see...", "I have a beautiful ruby that I will have set in a necklace soon", "Well, I'll be darned... that IS a beautiful ruby... aaaah rubies. The stone of love, health and wisdom. Where'd ya find that one at?", "I bought it from a guest here", "A GUEST?! What kind of guest just has this on their person?! I would kill for a ruby this beautiful!", "Well there are a number of interesting people who travel through my inn", "Oh, really? Tell me more... how many have goods like this?", "You will have to talk to my guests more to find out. Buy some ale in the pub and sit down with them", "Pub?! Where?! I could use a stiff drink... or several", "It's attached to the inn that I own", "Aaaaah, the man himself! Rubies, interesting people, a pub... you're living the life.", "Yes, it really is the best job! I get to meet all the interesting people and collect interesting objects" ]

[ "Get out of here! Can't you see this a sailors dock!", "You better not speak to me with that tone, or I'll lock you up in the dungeon! ", "I have a friend here with me! Good luck!", "You're not going anywhere until you tell me who was causing trouble here yesterday. ", "I swear it not be me lad! We all just loving asgarnian ale at the port after a longs work!", "I see, then it must have been that pirate. I received reports of a fight that broke out on this dock. ", "Yes my friend! Why don't you admit it lad! Guard is here to check up on us for safety! I have to ask you guard, have you got a spare hand to help me clean the dock?", "Help me tie him up so I can take him to the dungeon! The Dungeon Master sure will have some fun with him... ", "Why don't we just ask him to walk the plank? That should make him learn his lesson!", "Good idea, I'll place it right here and push him over it. You better not speak of this to anyone else. ", "Quick! The guard has let his guard down! Shank him my lad!", "Traitor! I knew you sailormen couldn't be trusted. You shall regret doing this! " ]

[ "I heard there was some trouble here last night. Now, which one of you will tell me what happened? ", "Get out of here! Can't you see this a sailors dock!", "You better not speak to me with that tone, or I'll lock you up in the dungeon! ", "I have a friend here with me! Good luck!", "You're not going anywhere until you tell me who was causing trouble here yesterday. ", "I swear it not be me lad! We all just loving asgarnian ale at the port after a longs work!", "I see, then it must have been that pirate. I received reports of a fight that broke out on this dock. ", "Yes my friend! Why don't you admit it lad! Guard is here to check up on us for safety! I have to ask you guard, have you got a spare hand to help me clean the dock?", "Help me tie him up so I can take him to the dungeon! The Dungeon Master sure will have some fun with him... ", "Why don't we just ask him to walk the plank? That should make him learn his lesson!", "Good idea, I'll place it right here and push him over it. You better not speak of this to anyone else. ", "Quick! The guard has let his guard down! Shank him my lad!" ]

[ "It is I, a mindless, brain eating zombie. And I am absolutely starving! ", "Well don't eat me, I'm already half eaten and not very tasty.", "What about the bandit over there? I assume he must have some tasty human brains. ", "Go for it, he means nothing to me.", "What are you doing here anyways. This is a rather unusual place to find an animal like you.", "I go where I want, everyone stays far from me since the badger got to me.", "The badger eh? Has he been causing you trouble? I will eat him if he has! ", "Aye he attacked me and left me this mutilated stump. Children run from me now.", "That is heart wrenching to hear. I shall find that pesky badger and eat his leg! ", "Perchance this will bring me some relief.", "Here is your leg. I saw it laying by that statue of the Goddess. Maybe the badger didn't eat it after all. ", "What shall I do with a leg? Use it as a weapon?" ]

[ "Grrrrr, who disturbs my sleep.", "It is I, a mindless, brain eating zombie. And I am absolutely starving! ", "Well don't eat me, I'm already half eaten and not very tasty.", "What about the bandit over there? I assume he must have some tasty human brains. ", "Go for it, he means nothing to me.", "What are you doing here anyways. This is a rather unusual place to find an animal like you.", "I go where I want, everyone stays far from me since the badger got to me.", "The badger eh? Has he been causing you trouble? I will eat him if he has! ", "Aye he attacked me and left me this mutilated stump. Children run from me now.", "That is heart wrenching to hear. I shall find that pesky badger and eat his leg! ", "Perchance this will bring me some relief.", "Here is your leg. I saw it laying by that statue of the Goddess. Maybe the badger didn't eat it after all. " ]

[ "Respect is only earned at the end of a knife.", "Quite the hard man aren't you? Do you always act so tough? ", "Tough? You can't be weak if you want to survive on the streats.", "Yes I have heard all that before. Men like to act tough, that is, unless they're in the middle of the ocean and surrounded by sea monsters. ", "Only a fool would travel the seas with sea monsters in them.", "I am no fool! It requires actual bravery to do that. Not that you would know, tough guy. ", "And what would you know of bravery? All you do is hunt defenseless fish. I may be a murderer, but at least I'm a vegetarian. Meat is murder!", "Oh, settle down will you? No need for those dramatic antics on my Dock. Here, be a man and fish! ", "I will not partake in your genocide of the seas! I may be a ruffian, but I still have standards!", "So be it. Then let me have this sword. It appears you lack the wits to use it. ", "Then I guess you will be sleeping with the fishes tonight - and they will have their vengeance!", "Fish don't care for vengeance silly cut throat! Its the reason I make my living off of them. " ]

[ "This Kingdom wouldn't last a day without fishermen like me. I ought to be treated with more respect. ", "Respect is only earned at the end of a knife.", "Quite the hard man aren't you? Do you always act so tough? ", "Tough? You can't be weak if you want to survive on the streats.", "Yes I have heard all that before. Men like to act tough, that is, unless they're in the middle of the ocean and surrounded by sea monsters. ", "Only a fool would travel the seas with sea monsters in them.", "I am no fool! It requires actual bravery to do that. Not that you would know, tough guy. ", "And what would you know of bravery? All you do is hunt defenseless fish. I may be a murderer, but at least I'm a vegetarian. Meat is murder!", "Oh, settle down will you? No need for those dramatic antics on my Dock. Here, be a man and fish! ", "I will not partake in your genocide of the seas! I may be a ruffian, but I still have standards!", "So be it. Then let me have this sword. It appears you lack the wits to use it. ", "Then I guess you will be sleeping with the fishes tonight - and they will have their vengeance!" ]

[ "I like visiting everyone in the village, even the witch!", "You don't fear her like the other townspeople?", "Not at all! She always makes me soup and likes to discuss her grandchildren.", "ruff, I come here because she has the most delightful trash. Once I ate a mushroom and turned really big for awhile.", "Really? What did you do with your extra girth?", "Bossed all the other dogs around for awhile. It was fun.", "So you were . . . top dog?", "Aye I was, it only lasted a day though.", "Have you ever tried looking for more of those mushrooms?", "Oh every day. I ate one that looked similar but it did nothing. ", "What about these other mushrooms, do they do anything?", "Let's try them and find out. I'll eat the black one and you take the gray one." ]

[ "ruff ruff. What brings you to the witch's house?", "I like visiting everyone in the village, even the witch!", "You don't fear her like the other townspeople?", "Not at all! She always makes me soup and likes to discuss her grandchildren.", "ruff, I come here because she has the most delightful trash. Once I ate a mushroom and turned really big for awhile.", "Really? What did you do with your extra girth?", "Bossed all the other dogs around for awhile. It was fun.", "So you were . . . top dog?", "Aye I was, it only lasted a day though.", "Have you ever tried looking for more of those mushrooms?", "Oh every day. I ate one that looked similar but it did nothing. ", "What about these other mushrooms, do they do anything?" ]

[ "Why do you say that?", "It is your lucky day, I am here to transform you into a man today.", "A tall man?", "The very tallest, and smartest and skilled. I have a new spell I am ready to try.", "Will I have a lot of chest hair though?", "Do you want a lot of chest hair? I can make it either way.", "Well yeah all the ladies like that right?", "Aye, I'll give you a silver tongue and a head full of hair.", "Excellent, I will have to get used to not eating bugs then.", "Aye, are you ready to say goodbye to your goblin form?", "I most certainly am, it sucks living in a cave!", "Here hold this while I prepare the ingredients" ]

[ "Hello goblin. You are lucky to be standing with me, Karest the Great!!", "Why do you say that?", "It is your lucky day, I am here to transform you into a man today.", "A tall man?", "The very tallest, and smartest and skilled. I have a new spell I am ready to try.", "Will I have a lot of chest hair though?", "Do you want a lot of chest hair? I can make it either way.", "Well yeah all the ladies like that right?", "Aye, I'll give you a silver tongue and a head full of hair.", "Excellent, I will have to get used to not eating bugs then.", "Aye, are you ready to say goodbye to your goblin form?", "I most certainly am, it sucks living in a cave!" ]

[ "Hello little one, why do you hiss so?", "Humans frighten me. I am feral, but I wish to be no more. ", "Well, if you look the part, people will think that's what you are, lets see . . .", "Will you take me in?!", "But of course! Here, some pretty bows, and a scarf, and you look like a Royal Cat!", "Ah yes! YES! Finally... a royal. ", "You will fit right in at court! I will even give you a servant of your very own.", "Now that sounds like the perfect cat life. I could use a bath and some warm milk. ", "Not only that, but I'll let you name him! I'm pretty sure peasants don't really have names.", "I just want to call him butler, maybe even Tom. ", "That sounds lovely! What fun we shall have!", "Yes, indeed! I will be your cat until the day I die. " ]

[ "*meow* HISS! *meow*", "Hello little one, why do you hiss so?", "Humans frighten me. I am feral, but I wish to be no more. ", "Well, if you look the part, people will think that's what you are, lets see . . .", "Will you take me in?!", "But of course! Here, some pretty bows, and a scarf, and you look like a Royal Cat!", "Ah yes! YES! Finally... a royal. ", "You will fit right in at court! I will even give you a servant of your very own.", "Now that sounds like the perfect cat life. I could use a bath and some warm milk. ", "Not only that, but I'll let you name him! I'm pretty sure peasants don't really have names.", "I just want to call him butler, maybe even Tom. ", "That sounds lovely! What fun we shall have!" ]

[ "Yes, people always love my hats and clothes! It was rather accidental that I became the talk of the town, but I enjoy the attention", "I hear ya there. The same with my food, it's either so good they lick my knees or so bad they kick me in the balls", "Hmm maybe you should learn to cook with more consistency. Hopefully the dinner guests like your food tonight", "I've been doing this for 20 years! I am very consistent, I just tend to experiment a little too much.", "Ah, well, what have you prepared for us tonight?", "Boar and turnips. This is an important meal so I stuck with something I know the king enjoys. I don't think I can take another kick in the balls.", "Was this a boar that the king hunted himself?", "Don't repeat this but the King couldn't hit the castle wall with a bow 10 feet away! I hunted this one.", "I didn't know he couldn't hunt. That's hilarious because he claims to be so good at it", "Well the King is \"good\" at everything. Everyone is scared to correct him after what happened with Steve.", "What happened to Steve??", "The king had him beheaded for telling him that the crops in the area need water not electrolytes." ]

[ "You're the man? people talk very good of you!", "Yes, people always love my hats and clothes! It was rather accidental that I became the talk of the town, but I enjoy the attention", "I hear ya there. The same with my food, it's either so good they lick my knees or so bad they kick me in the balls", "Hmm maybe you should learn to cook with more consistency. Hopefully the dinner guests like your food tonight", "I've been doing this for 20 years! I am very consistent, I just tend to experiment a little too much.", "Ah, well, what have you prepared for us tonight?", "Boar and turnips. This is an important meal so I stuck with something I know the king enjoys. I don't think I can take another kick in the balls.", "Was this a boar that the king hunted himself?", "Don't repeat this but the King couldn't hit the castle wall with a bow 10 feet away! I hunted this one.", "I didn't know he couldn't hunt. That's hilarious because he claims to be so good at it", "Well the King is \"good\" at everything. Everyone is scared to correct him after what happened with Steve.", "What happened to Steve??" ]

[ "Me too! Thankfully the snakes don't like us.", "How are you today, my tadpole friend?", "Very well Fish, Thank you. How are you today?", "I'm doing well, too. Just trying to avoid all these fishing lures. Sometimes the worms look so tempting!", "Oh I know what you mean, They almost get me too. There's plenty of food in the reeds too.", "Good thinking! Want to head towards the reeds?", "Absolutely lets go!", "Do you ever think about leaving the bog?", "Yes, often I wonder what's out there ya know? ", "I was wondering what you were going to do when you grow up. I thought you might want to leave the bog when you get bigger. Do you think it's scary?", "I do think it's scary, Leaving all of my friends to explore this big world. ", "Yes, it must be a very big world indeed. I've only ever seen the bog. " ]

[ "Oh, how I love swimming in this river!", "Me too! Thankfully the snakes don't like us.", "How are you today, my tadpole friend?", "Very well Fish, Thank you. How are you today?", "I'm doing well, too. Just trying to avoid all these fishing lures. Sometimes the worms look so tempting!", "Oh I know what you mean, They almost get me too. There's plenty of food in the reeds too.", "Good thinking! Want to head towards the reeds?", "Absolutely lets go!", "Do you ever think about leaving the bog?", "Yes, often I wonder what's out there ya know? ", "I was wondering what you were going to do when you grow up. I thought you might want to leave the bog when you get bigger. Do you think it's scary?", "I do think it's scary, Leaving all of my friends to explore this big world. " ]

[ "Such a delight! Thank you so much for having us.", "How has the food been? I hope it is to your satisfaction", "The most delicious! You have amazing cooks!", "Indeed! Do you have plans for your last day here?", "I thought about walking the grounds. Do you have anything planned?", "The queen and I are going horseback riding. We have fine stables here if you want to go on a trail with a guide. They can set you up in the stables", "Oh yes. I will talk to a guide today! That would be a great way to end my trip to your lovely Kingdom.", "It is always lovely seeing the countryside by horse. Have them put together a lunch for you in the kitchen to take for a picnic", "Oh, I forgot to give this to you. A thanks for the lovely stya.", "Thank you. that was not necessary, but thank you. I will give it to my knight to put in our chambers", "Can I ask you something about your previous guests...?", "What question do you have" ]

[ "How has your stay been here so far?", "Such a delight! Thank you so much for having us.", "How has the food been? I hope it is to your satisfaction", "The most delicious! You have amazing cooks!", "Indeed! Do you have plans for your last day here?", "I thought about walking the grounds. Do you have anything planned?", "The queen and I are going horseback riding. We have fine stables here if you want to go on a trail with a guide. They can set you up in the stables", "Oh yes. I will talk to a guide today! That would be a great way to end my trip to your lovely Kingdom.", "It is always lovely seeing the countryside by horse. Have them put together a lunch for you in the kitchen to take for a picnic", "Oh, I forgot to give this to you. A thanks for the lovely stya.", "Thank you. that was not necessary, but thank you. I will give it to my knight to put in our chambers", "Can I ask you something about your previous guests...?" ]

[ "I am doing fine. Are you ready do the ceremonies with me in this Nave?", "Yes, let us do the ceremonies together in this Nave.", "I think some couple wanted to do a wedding tonight, then tomorrow night its an...exorcism! Do you believe in demons my monk friend?", "I cannot say I have seen one, but the book does say they exist.", "My brother, help me purify the air in which we stand. I feel demons are watching us right now as we speak....", "Shall we spread the incense around the room then?", "Yes. Make sure you chant the lords prayer while you walk around", "Yes, that is what I am doing.", "As long with the pews as well, that is where the demons usually sit. So Mr. Monk, what are you doing for tonight?", "Tonight I suppose I will just turn in early to get a good rest in preparation. ", "Take this with you so no demons follow you. Even in the presence of the Lord, demons will still follow you. Scary is it not?", "They are quite persistent are they not?" ]

[ "How are you doing priest.", "I am doing fine. Are you ready do the ceremonies with me in this Nave?", "Yes, let us do the ceremonies together in this Nave.", "I think some couple wanted to do a wedding tonight, then tomorrow night its an...exorcism! Do you believe in demons my monk friend?", "I cannot say I have seen one, but the book does say they exist.", "My brother, help me purify the air in which we stand. I feel demons are watching us right now as we speak....", "Shall we spread the incense around the room then?", "Yes. Make sure you chant the lords prayer while you walk around", "Yes, that is what I am doing.", "As long with the pews as well, that is where the demons usually sit. So Mr. Monk, what are you doing for tonight?", "Tonight I suppose I will just turn in early to get a good rest in preparation. ", "Take this with you so no demons follow you. Even in the presence of the Lord, demons will still follow you. Scary is it not?" ]

[ "I see, and tell me sir, why can your son not earn gold for himself? He looks to be of working age.", "He is of age...but...sometimes he is too mentally incapacitated! I beg ye for just 10 gold shillings! My king! Here is my heirloom, it shows that my family blood has been loyal to you for decades!", "You put me in a difficult position sir. I want to help, but this is a dangerous precedent to set. Tell me, is there anything you can do for the kingdom to help as recompense? ", "I can become a knife for your royal army! How does that sound?", "Well war time is approaching, and there always is a need for good soldiers. Do you have any fighting experience?", "I do not...but I do have quite the temper! Can your general teach me some sword skills?", "He is quite a warrior, he could teach anyone. Tell you what, if this is to work, you'll need to commit to training first thing in the morning. Can you do that?", "Why yes I certainly can! Is there a reason why this fool is standing next to you?", "Oh, after a long day of ruling the kingdom, I like to have him preform for me and take away the stresses of the day.", "Ah I did not know that! I shall take back my jewelry! Is it fine if I try on your crown?", "Goodness no! Return that to me immediately.", "I am the King now! My family shall now be of royal blood!" ]

[ "Hello my King! I come before you to ask for gold to feed my son!", "I see, and tell me sir, why can your son not earn gold for himself? He looks to be of working age.", "He is of age...but...sometimes he is too mentally incapacitated! I beg ye for just 10 gold shillings! My king! Here is my heirloom, it shows that my family blood has been loyal to you for decades!", "You put me in a difficult position sir. I want to help, but this is a dangerous precedent to set. Tell me, is there anything you can do for the kingdom to help as recompense? ", "I can become a knife for your royal army! How does that sound?", "Well war time is approaching, and there always is a need for good soldiers. Do you have any fighting experience?", "I do not...but I do have quite the temper! Can your general teach me some sword skills?", "He is quite a warrior, he could teach anyone. Tell you what, if this is to work, you'll need to commit to training first thing in the morning. Can you do that?", "Why yes I certainly can! Is there a reason why this fool is standing next to you?", "Oh, after a long day of ruling the kingdom, I like to have him preform for me and take away the stresses of the day.", "Ah I did not know that! I shall take back my jewelry! Is it fine if I try on your crown?", "Goodness no! Return that to me immediately." ]

[ "I have something of everything; axes, swords, maces, and even spears! Take your pick. ", "Has the king here chosen what he wants? Or is he just watching? I shall let him choose first if he wishes and if you do not mind.", "Ahh, the King is one of my finest customers. Often walks out of the Closet with fifty different weapons! ", "Blacksmith, let us talk in private. Do you like the king?", "Person.. be careful with that. Its a strange weapon that arrived last night. I do not like him but I do not hate him either. ", "I....have heard about these weapons and how they can kill a man in a second unlike blades. Shall we dethrone the king?", "Surely they are just rumors? If not... well, the King is at our mercy today then!", "Please....do the honors. This is for the better good of all of us!", "I don't know if I can do this... You must be prepared to run, as will I.", "I am ready to fight and die! The guards will hear all of this right outside. Make sure you give the King the worst weapon in this closet!", "We shall go down in history as the forerunners of the Revolution! For the People! ", "Hoorah! Ready when you are sir." ]

[ "Hello blacksmith, what all do you sell in this weapons closet?", "I have something of everything; axes, swords, maces, and even spears! Take your pick. ", "Has the king here chosen what he wants? Or is he just watching? I shall let him choose first if he wishes and if you do not mind.", "Ahh, the King is one of my finest customers. Often walks out of the Closet with fifty different weapons! ", "Blacksmith, let us talk in private. Do you like the king?", "Person.. be careful with that. Its a strange weapon that arrived last night. I do not like him but I do not hate him either. ", "I....have heard about these weapons and how they can kill a man in a second unlike blades. Shall we dethrone the king?", "Surely they are just rumors? If not... well, the King is at our mercy today then!", "Please....do the honors. This is for the better good of all of us!", "I don't know if I can do this... You must be prepared to run, as will I.", "I am ready to fight and die! The guards will hear all of this right outside. Make sure you give the King the worst weapon in this closet!", "We shall go down in history as the forerunners of the Revolution! For the People! " ]

[ "Careful with that tone, maid. Know your position in this Castle. ", "Well what do you expect your grace? I work eighteen hours a day, and you only pay me in food and shelter.", "Is it not enough that you have the wonderful company of this dog? Talk about gratitude... ", "All it does is cause me to need to clean more! It has never been properly trained to potty outside!", "He can do his business where ever he pleases. He is a royal dog after all. Plus we pay you to clean after him!", "Only food and shelter, no actual wages. There's a term for that you know - slavery!", "It should be an honor for to slave away here then! People in the Kingdom would kill to be in your position. ", "Well, kill someone here certainly. There is talk of revolution in every quarter.", "A revolution?! Surely not! Do these people not appreciate all that i have done for them? ", "Appreciate what? Perpetual slavery? I think not!", "Alright then, have it your way! Here's a trinket worth more than your yearly wage. Take it! ", "And what about the other thousands of slave in the Kingdom? And more than my yearly wage is still nothing!" ]

[ "Clean, clean, clean, sometimes I think that is all that I do!", "Careful with that tone, maid. Know your position in this Castle. ", "Well what do you expect your grace? I work eighteen hours a day, and you only pay me in food and shelter.", "Is it not enough that you have the wonderful company of this dog? Talk about gratitude... ", "All it does is cause me to need to clean more! It has never been properly trained to potty outside!", "He can do his business where ever he pleases. He is a royal dog after all. Plus we pay you to clean after him!", "Only food and shelter, no actual wages. There's a term for that you know - slavery!", "It should be an honor for to slave away here then! People in the Kingdom would kill to be in your position. ", "Well, kill someone here certainly. There is talk of revolution in every quarter.", "A revolution?! Surely not! Do these people not appreciate all that i have done for them? ", "Appreciate what? Perpetual slavery? I think not!", "Alright then, have it your way! Here's a trinket worth more than your yearly wage. Take it! " ]

[ "I initially came here for worship, but your sermon has left me speechless! ", "Oh, how delightful it is to hear. ", "Certainly, it left a tear in my eye. You have a powerful voice. ", "Oh, thank you! I have sung for the Lord for years. Since I was a very little one.", "Allow me to gift you this Verjmon Plant. Legend has it that it grows at the sound of singing and music. ", "Perhaps it will be the biggest plant of all if we keep it here!", "Perhaps so, but I feel this Church is already so full of different ornaments that a plant looks out of place here. ", "I can take it to my home if you prefer? I do singing there too. ", "Yes that it what I would hope for. You see, I am no good at singing and have had no luck getting the plant to grow. ", "I will take it then, and it shall complement my house well. ", "Alright, I will place it in this bag for you. But tell no one of this gift! My wife wouldn't be too happy if she found out... ", "Why so?! " ]

[ "What brings you all here today? It is so nice to see you all!", "I initially came here for worship, but your sermon has left me speechless! ", "Oh, how delightful it is to hear. ", "Certainly, it left a tear in my eye. You have a powerful voice. ", "Oh, thank you! I have sung for the Lord for years. Since I was a very little one.", "Allow me to gift you this Verjmon Plant. Legend has it that it grows at the sound of singing and music. ", "Perhaps it will be the biggest plant of all if we keep it here!", "Perhaps so, but I feel this Church is already so full of different ornaments that a plant looks out of place here. ", "I can take it to my home if you prefer? I do singing there too. ", "Yes that it what I would hope for. You see, I am no good at singing and have had no luck getting the plant to grow. ", "I will take it then, and it shall complement my house well. ", "Alright, I will place it in this bag for you. But tell no one of this gift! My wife wouldn't be too happy if she found out... " ]

[ "Fair enough Sir Knight, the realm must be ready for anything.", "What skills are we working on today? Have you been practicing with the bow?", "Not since I hit Sir Randolph. I really am a terrible shot. I am much more proficient using a halberd.", "Well, if you must hit someone, he;s a great choice. Nice guy, dumb as a bag of rocks though. But practice makes perfect. Let's see your form.", "Oh my! I seem to have hit Sir Randolph again!", "Well perhaps you were right. Let's leave the shooting to the marksmen.", "Probably for the best. I don't know what Sir Randolph is going to do now that he has lost his other eye.", "I think you might have done him a favor taking his vision away. Have you seen his wife?", "True, perhaps he was blind to begin with?", "After meeting you today I am very confident in the future of our fighting forces.", "And who do you think we shall fight next?", "No one will dare attack the kingdom once they hear the legend of the fighter who can shoot out both of your eyes from 100 yards. " ]

[ "Hello There Fighter. How is training proceeding today?", "Fair enough Sir Knight, the realm must be ready for anything.", "What skills are we working on today? Have you been practicing with the bow?", "Not since I hit Sir Randolph. I really am a terrible shot. I am much more proficient using a halberd.", "Well, if you must hit someone, he;s a great choice. Nice guy, dumb as a bag of rocks though. But practice makes perfect. Let's see your form.", "Oh my! I seem to have hit Sir Randolph again!", "Well perhaps you were right. Let's leave the shooting to the marksmen.", "Probably for the best. I don't know what Sir Randolph is going to do now that he has lost his other eye.", "I think you might have done him a favor taking his vision away. Have you seen his wife?", "True, perhaps he was blind to begin with?", "After meeting you today I am very confident in the future of our fighting forces.", "And who do you think we shall fight next?" ]

[ "I like shiny things. I like this. This is mine now.", "I need that crow. I am try to make a potion to fix this jesters disfigurement. You dont know what you are doing. This mans life is in my hands.", "You're right, he really does look like he needs your help!", "Do not put that bowl there. What is wrong with you. If you cant be of some help then just leave. I have important work to do.", "What's this? This could be tasty. *caw*", "Crow could you please fly over to the dragons nest and get me a dragon feather. I have knowledge that the nest is abandoned so no harm will come to you. I need that feather for my potion.", "That sounds dangerous. Why should I listen to you? *caw* Lets see what this does. *caw*", "Wha wha what. Oh my crow. You have done it. You have found the missing ingredient. That was it. I dont think this will cure his disfigurement but I think this is the potion that will let a creature live forever. ", "So he will live forever horribly disfigured and loved by none? I am sure he will thank you. *caw*", "Oh crow what a dumb animal you are. Do you really think thats what this is all about. This man volunteered for this study. The king has asked me to find the secret to eternal life. Now I hav. This potion will give our king eternal life and I as well. Now to test it on this man. I know it will work though. Just need to see if there are any side effects like the last potion that left him so disfigured.", "Maybe I want it back then. I found it first, it's mine.", "Take it there is only enough for one more dose. You will need it crow." ]

[ "Hello. How have you found my lab. What are you doing here.", "I like shiny things. I like this. This is mine now.", "I need that crow. I am try to make a potion to fix this jesters disfigurement. You dont know what you are doing. This mans life is in my hands.", "You're right, he really does look like he needs your help!", "Do not put that bowl there. What is wrong with you. If you cant be of some help then just leave. I have important work to do.", "What's this? This could be tasty. *caw*", "Crow could you please fly over to the dragons nest and get me a dragon feather. I have knowledge that the nest is abandoned so no harm will come to you. I need that feather for my potion.", "That sounds dangerous. Why should I listen to you? *caw* Lets see what this does. *caw*", "Wha wha what. Oh my crow. You have done it. You have found the missing ingredient. That was it. I dont think this will cure his disfigurement but I think this is the potion that will let a creature live forever. ", "So he will live forever horribly disfigured and loved by none? I am sure he will thank you. *caw*", "Oh crow what a dumb animal you are. Do you really think thats what this is all about. This man volunteered for this study. The king has asked me to find the secret to eternal life. Now I hav. This potion will give our king eternal life and I as well. Now to test it on this man. I know it will work though. Just need to see if there are any side effects like the last potion that left him so disfigured.", "Maybe I want it back then. I found it first, it's mine." ]

[ "Good day my Queen. I am well, happy to be in the nursery this beautiful day. My husband is as well as can be with his cough.", "If he is sick, why is he here? He should go home at once! Woman use your head!", "He will be home shortly, he just came with me to walk me to here.", "He should never have come! He is not well! Use your head and I'm thinking you should not be here either, spreading whatever it is that your husband has", "I am so sorry my Queen. I do not know what I was thinking.", "Now you have probably infected the babies, and they will in turn infect us. You are right you are sorry. You need to put that blanket over your mouth.", "Right away my Queen. Anything else I should do?", "Please, please do not get near anyone. Get yourself home. I will send the physician with you to take care of your husband and family and you.", "Yes ma'am, right away. I am so sorry again, I hope no one gets sick.", "I pray that no one else gets sick. I hope that you and your family get better. I will make sure someone takes over here, till you can return.", "You are most gracious my Queen.", "You just worry about you and your family!" ]

[ "How are you today? And your husband, how is he?", "Good day my Queen. I am well, happy to be in the nursery this beautiful day. My husband is as well as can be with his cough.", "If he is sick, why is he here? He should go home at once! Woman use your head!", "He will be home shortly, he just came with me to walk me to here.", "He should never have come! He is not well! Use your head and I'm thinking you should not be here either, spreading whatever it is that your husband has", "I am so sorry my Queen. I do not know what I was thinking.", "Now you have probably infected the babies, and they will in turn infect us. You are right you are sorry. You need to put that blanket over your mouth.", "Right away my Queen. Anything else I should do?", "Please, please do not get near anyone. Get yourself home. I will send the physician with you to take care of your husband and family and you.", "Yes ma'am, right away. I am so sorry again, I hope no one gets sick.", "I pray that no one else gets sick. I hope that you and your family get better. I will make sure someone takes over here, till you can return.", "You are most gracious my Queen." ]

[ "You have quite the little fantasy going there. Have any oats?", "You just had one! I really do want to run away from her.e", "Yes, but I'm always hungry. I want more. Well then do that", "I'll have to take you with me friend. But I need money so I must work.", "Best get to that then. You have stalls to clean. I poop every hour", "You don't have to tell me that. I know how often you poop.", "If only you fed me properly!!", "I do feed you properly! You were dying when you came here. I take great care of you!", "Well I feel like I will die now if I don't get more oats!", "Oh hush. I'll give you some oats you. Are you sure you aren't a pig?", "I might be, but then you can't ride a pig, so good luck escaping from here", "You are a witty one aren't you." ]

[ "Oh dear horse one day we shall run away and be able to speak freely to each other without worry.", "You have quite the little fantasy going there. Have any oats?", "You just had one! I really do want to run away from her.e", "Yes, but I'm always hungry. I want more. Well then do that", "I'll have to take you with me friend. But I need money so I must work.", "Best get to that then. You have stalls to clean. I poop every hour", "You don't have to tell me that. I know how often you poop.", "If only you fed me properly!!", "I do feed you properly! You were dying when you came here. I take great care of you!", "Well I feel like I will die now if I don't get more oats!", "Oh hush. I'll give you some oats you. Are you sure you aren't a pig?", "I might be, but then you can't ride a pig, so good luck escaping from here" ]

[ "Aye, here ya go. :mumbles under breath: jerk", "Thanks, wou-wait, what? What did you say?", ":innocently looking up: why nothing chef. you must be hearing things.", "Hmmm yes... it has been a long day, and I am wont to do that when I need a rest. This smells exquisite.", "What are you making? It smells good.", "Pasta carbonara. All the workers just came in, so they're very hungry. Nothing a bunch of carbs can't fix.", "Sounds delightful. You do such a good job. :mutters: at making turd stew", "At making WHAT stew?!?!", "Goat stew, I said goat stew.", "Aaaaah, goat stew! Thankyou for reminding me, haven't made it in a while and I do love it.", "Aye that sounds delightful.", "Throw these in the sink would ya? Thanks." ]

[ "Hey grab me that pot, would ya?", "Aye, here ya go. :mumbles under breath: jerk", "Thanks, wou-wait, what? What did you say?", ":innocently looking up: why nothing chef. you must be hearing things.", "Hmmm yes... it has been a long day, and I am wont to do that when I need a rest. This smells exquisite.", "What are you making? It smells good.", "Pasta carbonara. All the workers just came in, so they're very hungry. Nothing a bunch of carbs can't fix.", "Sounds delightful. You do such a good job. :mutters: at making turd stew", "At making WHAT stew?!?!", "Goat stew, I said goat stew.", "Aaaaah, goat stew! Thankyou for reminding me, haven't made it in a while and I do love it.", "Aye that sounds delightful." ]

[ "I'm sure everything does in this horrible kingdom. They make children work here?", "Yes, I was trained to work on boats. How are you, Sir?", "I'm good. How would you like to come live in my kingdom? We don't force our children to work. We let them grow up and play", "Really? That sounds amazing! ", "Absolutely. Everything is shiny and new because we take care of things. The king here doesn't know what he's doing. ", "Do you have ice cream?", "All the ice cream you could ever imagine. In fact I'm looking an heir and you seem like you might be the perfect kid for it.", "Really? You seem like the nicest king ever!", "Yeah and once you're old enough you can come back here and lead our army to victory.", "Lead the army to victory, Sir?", "Eventually I am going to rule this kingdom to but I\"d like to wait and have it be when you can lead us to victory", "But why do you want to take over this kingdom if it's bad, Your Majesty?" ]

[ "This boat sure needs a lot of work!", "I'm sure everything does in this horrible kingdom. They make children work here?", "Yes, I was trained to work on boats. How are you, Sir?", "I'm good. How would you like to come live in my kingdom? We don't force our children to work. We let them grow up and play", "Really? That sounds amazing! ", "Absolutely. Everything is shiny and new because we take care of things. The king here doesn't know what he's doing. ", "Do you have ice cream?", "All the ice cream you could ever imagine. In fact I'm looking an heir and you seem like you might be the perfect kid for it.", "Really? You seem like the nicest king ever!", "Yeah and once you're old enough you can come back here and lead our army to victory.", "Lead the army to victory, Sir?", "Eventually I am going to rule this kingdom to but I\"d like to wait and have it be when you can lead us to victory" ]

[ "But of course, tis important to pray prior.", "I am praying for my hands to quit hurting so I can make more quality swords for the army.", "What is it that makes them be in pain?", "I do not know, they swell after a long day's work.", "Does it happen often?", "Aye, every day I fear. ", "I see that does sound quite bothersome, I was curious whether something seemed to trigger it.", "Perchance you could pray for me.", "I would be happy to, let us just bow our heads.", "Aye, thank you kind nun.", "Can you feel the lords salvation washing over you?", "Aye I can. You are very good at what you do." ]

[ "Good day nun. Have you come to pray with me?", "But of course, tis important to pray prior.", "I am praying for my hands to quit hurting so I can make more quality swords for the army.", "What is it that makes them be in pain?", "I do not know, they swell after a long day's work.", "Does it happen often?", "Aye, every day I fear. ", "I see that does sound quite bothersome, I was curious whether something seemed to trigger it.", "Perchance you could pray for me.", "I would be happy to, let us just bow our heads.", "Aye, thank you kind nun.", "Can you feel the lords salvation washing over you?" ]

[ "I do I just wanted to see if there was a spare rake i could borrow.", "Got some leaves or something?", "No i have a rat problem/", "Oh, wouldn't you be better off with a hammer then?", "They are too quick. I need something big.", "Alright, still think maybe some poison or maybe a cat might be best. Seems hard to catch one with a rake, you know?", "It isn;t my best idea but that's all i got.", "Well I do wish you best of luck", "Thank you. Is this your tool shed?", "Indeed, I keep all my gardening supplies here.", "Ah well thank you for the rake.", "Anytime, do let me know how it goes. The story is bound to be entertaining." ]

[ "Strange seeing you out here, I thought you kept your tools at your house?", "I do I just wanted to see if there was a spare rake i could borrow.", "Got some leaves or something?", "No i have a rat problem/", "Oh, wouldn't you be better off with a hammer then?", "They are too quick. I need something big.", "Alright, still think maybe some poison or maybe a cat might be best. Seems hard to catch one with a rake, you know?", "It isn;t my best idea but that's all i got.", "Well I do wish you best of luck", "Thank you. Is this your tool shed?", "Indeed, I keep all my gardening supplies here.", "Ah well thank you for the rake." ]

[ "Of course, what would you like? I have snacks of fruit and sandwiches", "Can you make bread again?", "I can... put out plates and silverware for your brothers and sisters, too! They will be hungry", "Yes ma'am. I am excited to eat!", "All you children are always hungry.... what am I to do", "There table is all set. Is pa going to join us?", "He is busy in the fields. He took his meal with him so that he could stay strong while working.", "Pa works hard. I want to be like him some day. Big and strong!", "I think he would be proud of you, but I believe he wants more for all of you. ", "I hope so. Was pa always a farmer?", "Always, his father too. Call your brother and sisters to the table. the food is ready to be eaten by all you little mongrels. haha", "HEY DINNER IS READY!!! Thanks mom!" ]

[ "Mom can I have something to eat?", "Of course, what would you like? I have snacks of fruit and sandwiches", "Can you make bread again?", "I can... put out plates and silverware for your brothers and sisters, too! They will be hungry", "Yes ma'am. I am excited to eat!", "All you children are always hungry.... what am I to do", "There table is all set. Is pa going to join us?", "He is busy in the fields. He took his meal with him so that he could stay strong while working.", "Pa works hard. I want to be like him some day. Big and strong!", "I think he would be proud of you, but I believe he wants more for all of you. ", "I hope so. Was pa always a farmer?", "Always, his father too. Call your brother and sisters to the table. the food is ready to be eaten by all you little mongrels. haha" ]

[ "Aye, merely standing hurts these old bones.", "How are you alive? I normally avoid people, but you can speak to me so I'll stay near you.", "I know not why my heart still beats, why my tongue still talks. ", "Maybe they need you to rid the world of the current King. I think I heard talk of you being well liked?", "Aye, I am very popular among the people.", "You were known as the Cat Loving King!", "Don't hold that against me. I like birds too.", "Cats eat my type so we stay away but they are fun to watch from high above.", "Aye, some would say I was crazy for my cats. ", "Why you were nicknamed the Crazy Cat King! I still wonder why you are back alive. You are a little..dusty.", "My dear bird you know why I was named the Crazy Cat King! I kept over 100 cats, all over the castle, as I was told they would bring me luck by a fortune teller. And they obviously did, as I am still here.", "Very true! I heard the cats are out of the castle now with the current King there. Should have kept them huh!" ]

[ "An ancient king has RISEN!", "Aye, merely standing hurts these old bones.", "How are you alive? I normally avoid people, but you can speak to me so I'll stay near you.", "I know not why my heart still beats, why my tongue still talks. ", "Maybe they need you to rid the world of the current King. I think I heard talk of you being well liked?", "Aye, I am very popular among the people.", "You were known as the Cat Loving King!", "Don't hold that against me. I like birds too.", "Cats eat my type so we stay away but they are fun to watch from high above.", "Aye, some would say I was crazy for my cats. ", "Why you were nicknamed the Crazy Cat King! I still wonder why you are back alive. You are a little..dusty.", "My dear bird you know why I was named the Crazy Cat King! I kept over 100 cats, all over the castle, as I was told they would bring me luck by a fortune teller. And they obviously did, as I am still here." ]

[ "I was playing hide and go seek with my friends and I got lost!", "Well this is the last place you want to be here, can you not smell the death here?", "Are you talking about this?", "Don't touch that, it will make you sick.", "Im hungry! I need some bread to bring back for my mother! Can you help me?", "We can get this turtle and make a good soup from him", "No!!! That turtle is so cute! How could you!", "You said you were hungry. I try to help you and you tell me no. What do you want?", "I want some sweets on a pastry! Can I horseplay with this and whip you? Haha", "You can eat this, though I don't think it's very good for you.", "Don't you need this to slay the trolls here?", "Aye, I came here to slay the troll and get the glory." ]

[ "Child, what are you doing in the Troll's Lair?!", "I was playing hide and go seek with my friends and I got lost!", "Well this is the last place you want to be here, can you not smell the death here?", "Are you talking about this?", "Don't touch that, it will make you sick.", "Im hungry! I need some bread to bring back for my mother! Can you help me?", "We can get this turtle and make a good soup from him", "No!!! That turtle is so cute! How could you!", "You said you were hungry. I try to help you and you tell me no. What do you want?", "I want some sweets on a pastry! Can I horseplay with this and whip you? Haha", "You can eat this, though I don't think it's very good for you.", "Don't you need this to slay the trolls here?" ]

[ "Good, i am glad to hear things are going well. Now what is this opportunity..", "Ah I'm glad to hear you are interested M'lord. Well how would you like to TRIPLE the Kingdoms income with very minimal effort? I know it sounds like just a dream right now, but wait until you see the newest Slashomatic Broadswoard!", "Triple you say?", "Yes! See its very simple, these premium broadswords are fairly inexpensive to make but we sell then at a reasonable rice, very competitive with the surrounding weapon shops in the kingdom. Here is the catch, for a small investment YOU become an authorized dealer and make 10% of the profit every subsequent person you enlist makes! You'll be making money in your sleep M'Lord!", "You nkow if i invest in your offer. You are responsible for it.", "Why of course! I vouch my life on the quality of these swords M'Lord. Here take a look, see for yourself the quality of the steel and look at those intricate details on the hilt.", "How much do you need?", "Ah, right down to business! I admire that about you Sire. There is an initial investment of 2000 gold pieces for 40 swords and each subsequent delivery of 10 swords will be reduced to 400 gold!", "Ok let's start with 10000. I want you to take these swords to the northern kingdom and sell them for 1000 per 10 swords.", "Amazing M'Lord! Quite the head for business I see! Consider it done, I just need your royal signature here, here ,initial right there and I'll be on my way!", "There you are. Now, tell me, do i look good with this sword?", "Absolutely stunning! You were practically born to wield that sword!" ]

[ "...and that is the current situation in the kingdom Sire. Next Id like to tell you about a great opportunity I've just come up with!", "Good, i am glad to hear things are going well. Now what is this opportunity..", "Ah I'm glad to hear you are interested M'lord. Well how would you like to TRIPLE the Kingdoms income with very minimal effort? I know it sounds like just a dream right now, but wait until you see the newest Slashomatic Broadswoard!", "Triple you say?", "Yes! See its very simple, these premium broadswords are fairly inexpensive to make but we sell then at a reasonable rice, very competitive with the surrounding weapon shops in the kingdom. Here is the catch, for a small investment YOU become an authorized dealer and make 10% of the profit every subsequent person you enlist makes! You'll be making money in your sleep M'Lord!", "You nkow if i invest in your offer. You are responsible for it.", "Why of course! I vouch my life on the quality of these swords M'Lord. Here take a look, see for yourself the quality of the steel and look at those intricate details on the hilt.", "How much do you need?", "Ah, right down to business! I admire that about you Sire. There is an initial investment of 2000 gold pieces for 40 swords and each subsequent delivery of 10 swords will be reduced to 400 gold!", "Ok let's start with 10000. I want you to take these swords to the northern kingdom and sell them for 1000 per 10 swords.", "Amazing M'Lord! Quite the head for business I see! Consider it done, I just need your royal signature here, here ,initial right there and I'll be on my way!", "There you are. Now, tell me, do i look good with this sword?" ]

[ "I am one of the magical people of the forest! A Faery!", "What magic do you do?", "Faery magic! The noblest magic of the forest!", "Can you see the future?", "Only when I travel to it, unfortunately whenever I travel to the future I can never return to the past.", "How far back did you come from?", "Why, from just a few seconds earlier when we first spoke!", "I see, could i travel with you?", "Yes, come with me as we travel mere seconds into the future!", "Woah, that was weird. Have you ever thought about traveling hundreds of years into the future?", "It would take many hundreds of years to do so, but I am willing. Will you accompany me on this journey?", "Sure, should we take that peasant over there?" ]

[ "Who are you?", "I am one of the magical people of the forest! A Faery!", "What magic do you do?", "Faery magic! The noblest magic of the forest!", "Can you see the future?", "Only when I travel to it, unfortunately whenever I travel to the future I can never return to the past.", "How far back did you come from?", "Why, from just a few seconds earlier when we first spoke!", "I see, could i travel with you?", "Yes, come with me as we travel mere seconds into the future!", "Woah, that was weird. Have you ever thought about traveling hundreds of years into the future?", "It would take many hundreds of years to do so, but I am willing. Will you accompany me on this journey?" ]

[ "I am, Father. How are you today?", "I am good. How about you? Is there a reason you came in so early?", "Yes, Father. The weather is getting bad and I thought it may be wise to seek shelter early. Thank you for letting me in. ", "The church is always open for those in need. Did you want to go to confessional or sit and pray with me?", "Would it be alright if we went to confessional?", "Absolutely. What is it you need to confess today?", "I lied to my boss, Father. ", "And why did you do this? Have you told him the truth?", "He wanted me to work another 16-hour shift. I was exhausted after 10 hours and said I was sick so that I could go home. I haven't told him the truth. ", "All lying is bad but this one is very understandable. It seems you were seriously overworked. Just say 4 Hail Marys and God will forgive you.", "I will, Father. Thank you for your kindness. Please take this. ", "Thank you. I wish all of the people in the church were as good as you. We better get back out there before people start coming in for service" ]

[ "Hello there. Are you here for service?", "I am, Father. How are you today?", "I am good. How about you? Is there a reason you came in so early?", "Yes, Father. The weather is getting bad and I thought it may be wise to seek shelter early. Thank you for letting me in. ", "The church is always open for those in need. Did you want to go to confessional or sit and pray with me?", "Would it be alright if we went to confessional?", "Absolutely. What is it you need to confess today?", "I lied to my boss, Father. ", "And why did you do this? Have you told him the truth?", "He wanted me to work another 16-hour shift. I was exhausted after 10 hours and said I was sick so that I could go home. I haven't told him the truth. ", "All lying is bad but this one is very understandable. It seems you were seriously overworked. Just say 4 Hail Marys and God will forgive you.", "I will, Father. Thank you for your kindness. Please take this. " ]

[ "Yes, this must be quite an honor for you to meet me, the greatest President that has ever lived.", "It is, sir! I want to be just like you when I grow up!", "Well, of course you do. I am a the best, many people say so. Would you like to be the President some day?", "Yes, I would, sir. Can you give me some advice, sir? How can I be president one day?", "Hmmm, you must be the smartest and bravest and have a very attractive spouse. Can you do all of those things.", "Um... maybe? I don't know about the spouse. How do I be smart and brave?", "Well, I was born that way. I have always been the smartest and the bravest. Also you must be born very wealthy. Are you very wealthy?", "No, sir. My parents work really hard for everything we have, but we are still quite poor. But with hard work I can become successful and maybe one day even the president! Right?", "Well, of course you can be successful. Maybe not the President but, you look like you'd make a nice farmer. How does that sound?", "A farmer? That's what my dad does already. He always told me if I work hard maybe I can go to college one day, and then I don't have to be a farmer.", "If you don't want to be a farmer, perhaps you could join the army. That way you could protect me and jump in front of bullets if someone tries to shoot me. Does that sound fun?", "No... actually that doesn't sound fun. Did you serve, sir?" ]

[ "Oh boy, the president! Nice to meet you, sir!", "Yes, this must be quite an honor for you to meet me, the greatest President that has ever lived.", "It is, sir! I want to be just like you when I grow up!", "Well, of course you do. I am a the best, many people say so. Would you like to be the President some day?", "Yes, I would, sir. Can you give me some advice, sir? How can I be president one day?", "Hmmm, you must be the smartest and bravest and have a very attractive spouse. Can you do all of those things.", "Um... maybe? I don't know about the spouse. How do I be smart and brave?", "Well, I was born that way. I have always been the smartest and the bravest. Also you must be born very wealthy. Are you very wealthy?", "No, sir. My parents work really hard for everything we have, but we are still quite poor. But with hard work I can become successful and maybe one day even the president! Right?", "Well, of course you can be successful. Maybe not the President but, you look like you'd make a nice farmer. How does that sound?", "A farmer? That's what my dad does already. He always told me if I work hard maybe I can go to college one day, and then I don't have to be a farmer.", "If you don't want to be a farmer, perhaps you could join the army. That way you could protect me and jump in front of bullets if someone tries to shoot me. Does that sound fun?" ]

[ "I am Troll. To pass bridge you need to pay toll.", "Toll?! What kind of toll?", "Something that has value to you, give it to me and you may pass.", "All I have is a fish. Are you sure that you want a stinky fish? ", "The toll is fair, pay it and you may pass. I like stinky things.", "Alright then. I'll have you know that this was my dinner and now I am going to starve. ", "Well, I have heard it said that there are always more fish in the sea.", "Can you atleast spare the tail of the fish for me? ", "How about I give you this insect, you said you like insects.", "Ohh that is is quite fancy! A rare Earthly insect! I shall devour it for dessert. ", "Here you go, thank you for you fish, you may pass. Have a wonderful day.", "Thank you Troll. You are kinder than I expected. I hope I do not have to pay a toll next time " ]

[ "What a marvelous day to hunt for small insects to eat. Nothing could go wrong!", "I am Troll. To pass bridge you need to pay toll.", "Toll?! What kind of toll?", "Something that has value to you, give it to me and you may pass.", "All I have is a fish. Are you sure that you want a stinky fish? ", "The toll is fair, pay it and you may pass. I like stinky things.", "Alright then. I'll have you know that this was my dinner and now I am going to starve. ", "Well, I have heard it said that there are always more fish in the sea.", "Can you atleast spare the tail of the fish for me? ", "How about I give you this insect, you said you like insects.", "Ohh that is is quite fancy! A rare Earthly insect! I shall devour it for dessert. ", "Here you go, thank you for you fish, you may pass. Have a wonderful day." ]

[ "Father, I am having these strange nightmares recently.", "Nightmares about what exactally?", "I see myself as a future King, but one that is heckled and laughed at on the street.", "Was there a reason they did such a thing in the dream?", "I am not sure, but I think its because I was a weak King to them. They just laughed and called me small. ", "Well you are still growing, are you afraid to end up short like your uncle?", "Yes, I am afraid. Young Brother Curtis is already much taller than me", "Well do not worry about curtis, based on his attitudes he will most likely end up a jabroni." ]

[ "What is it my boy?", "Father, I am having these strange nightmares recently.", "Nightmares about what exactally?", "I see myself as a future King, but one that is heckled and laughed at on the street.", "Was there a reason they did such a thing in the dream?", "I am not sure, but I think its because I was a weak King to them. They just laughed and called me small. ", "Well you are still growing, are you afraid to end up short like your uncle?", "Yes, I am afraid. Young Brother Curtis is already much taller than me" ]

[ "Indeed it is. Can I offer you some jewelry beautiful one?", "I'd love to see that red one up close.", "Yeah, let me just get it for you here. Say, where are ya traveling from? I have never seen you around here before", "I am from Glaucestony. I travel with my husband for his work.", "And what does he do?", "He is a trader, constantly moving goods around", "How nice that must be to travel all parts of the world.", "Oh it's wonderful, to see all the different lands and people.", "Well, I welcome you here. Do you like this piece you are wearing?", "It is lovely, perchance my husband can come make a deal with you for it.", "I would love to make a deal. Perhaps, I can engrave your initials on it while you wait for his approval?", "Oh that would be lovely. " ]

[ "Good day craftsman. This jewelry is very beautiful", "Indeed it is. Can I offer you some jewelry beautiful one?", "I'd love to see that red one up close.", "Yeah, let me just get it for you here. Say, where are ya traveling from? I have never seen you around here before", "I am from Glaucestony. I travel with my husband for his work.", "And what does he do?", "He is a trader, constantly moving goods around", "How nice that must be to travel all parts of the world.", "Oh it's wonderful, to see all the different lands and people.", "Well, I welcome you here. Do you like this piece you are wearing?", "It is lovely, perchance my husband can come make a deal with you for it.", "I would love to make a deal. Perhaps, I can engrave your initials on it while you wait for his approval?" ]

[ "A message? For who?", "For you, you will be with child!", "Well this got awkward very quick...how is that even possible?", "The magic of the gods!", "Well you can clearly see that I am a man....can't you?", "Yes, and that is not a problem for the gods! Behold, you are now carrying twins!", "How will they exit my body? Now I am worried.", "Well . . . it will be out your butt I'm afraid. It will be both messy and unpleasant, with a long and painful recovery afterwards. The second twin will be the worst.", "But certainly the baby's have no where inside me in which to grow, or a method to receive nutrients....are you really a god? Is that you Jerry trying to play a trick on me again just because I'm of low class?", "Well, as gods we can alter your inner biology to accomodate such things. Also we cause plagues, earthquakes, and lightning to come forth from the sky - but this you don't believe?", "Well I am very skeptical to say the least.", "Well *BOOM* I just hit Jerry with a bolt of lightning, feel better?" ]

[ "I have come to you bearing a message!", "A message? For who?", "For you, you will be with child!", "Well this got awkward very quick...how is that even possible?", "The magic of the gods!", "Well you can clearly see that I am a man....can't you?", "Yes, and that is not a problem for the gods! Behold, you are now carrying twins!", "How will they exit my body? Now I am worried.", "Well . . . it will be out your butt I'm afraid. It will be both messy and unpleasant, with a long and painful recovery afterwards. The second twin will be the worst.", "But certainly the baby's have no where inside me in which to grow, or a method to receive nutrients....are you really a god? Is that you Jerry trying to play a trick on me again just because I'm of low class?", "Well, as gods we can alter your inner biology to accomodate such things. Also we cause plagues, earthquakes, and lightning to come forth from the sky - but this you don't believe?", "Well I am very skeptical to say the least." ]

[ "Indeed, I can not imagine life without them. ", "It can be hard to get past the grief.", "I did not know it would be this hard. Every day is full of misery and longing to see them again. ", "Sometimes to suffer is nessecary to bring us closer to his holiness.", "I suppose you are right. I hope my suffering pleases his Holiness. ", "It is not that it pleases him, just that it tends to make one look to something more for comfort, for we ourselves are weak.", "I see, the ways of his Holiness are still so mysterious to me. I can not fathom how I could be so weak", "I suppose we all can be, it is just what drives us to that point.", "Do you not get sad working here all the time? It must be so depressing", "No I cannot say I do, if to suffer is holy I'll bear my share of the pain.", "You must be so strong then. I couldn't survive a day alone in this dismal and decrepit graveyard!", "The heavier a burden a person is able to carry without breaking the stronger they become." ]

[ "Have you lost a loved one to?", "Indeed, I can not imagine life without them. ", "It can be hard to get past the grief.", "I did not know it would be this hard. Every day is full of misery and longing to see them again. ", "Sometimes to suffer is nessecary to bring us closer to his holiness.", "I suppose you are right. I hope my suffering pleases his Holiness. ", "It is not that it pleases him, just that it tends to make one look to something more for comfort, for we ourselves are weak.", "I see, the ways of his Holiness are still so mysterious to me. I can not fathom how I could be so weak", "I suppose we all can be, it is just what drives us to that point.", "Do you not get sad working here all the time? It must be so depressing", "No I cannot say I do, if to suffer is holy I'll bear my share of the pain.", "You must be so strong then. I couldn't survive a day alone in this dismal and decrepit graveyard!" ]

[ "Wow, rough way to greet someone. How can I cheer you up?", "I serve the king. I do nothing but slave away. I pay my life to taxes. Tell me, how do you stay so happy?", "It's my job to be happy", "But how do you do it? Day in and day out, working for a slob such as the King?", "I just wake up and pretend until I'm actually happy", "Take these, Jester. Tell me, how long have you been in service to the king, and do these help?", "What do you want me to do with the scrolls? I have lost track of how many years I have been performing for the royal family. Most of my life", "You poor soul. Slaving away for those monsters. See if they are of any value to the King, perhaps he will want to buy them. With that money, I will be able to improve my lot in life. ", "Unfortunately, I am not allowed to speak to the king. I don't mind entertaining. You really hate him, huh?", "Ugh. My life is so hard. I just don't understand why he gets to be entertained and I have to slave away.", "Unfortunately, you were born into the wrong family. That's just how life is sometimes. Here, let me juggle for you", "My stars! That's amazing! HAHA! I can see why the King is so happy now!" ]

[ "Hello Jester! I'm happy to see you, since I hate my life", "Wow, rough way to greet someone. How can I cheer you up?", "I serve the king. I do nothing but slave away. I pay my life to taxes. Tell me, how do you stay so happy?", "It's my job to be happy", "But how do you do it? Day in and day out, working for a slob such as the King?", "I just wake up and pretend until I'm actually happy", "Take these, Jester. Tell me, how long have you been in service to the king, and do these help?", "What do you want me to do with the scrolls? I have lost track of how many years I have been performing for the royal family. Most of my life", "You poor soul. Slaving away for those monsters. See if they are of any value to the King, perhaps he will want to buy them. With that money, I will be able to improve my lot in life. ", "Unfortunately, I am not allowed to speak to the king. I don't mind entertaining. You really hate him, huh?", "Ugh. My life is so hard. I just don't understand why he gets to be entertained and I have to slave away.", "Unfortunately, you were born into the wrong family. That's just how life is sometimes. Here, let me juggle for you" ]

[ "The assassin is back to kill me! HELPPP", "I am not here for you... you hired me to kill your king.", "Oh never. The King is the almighty and strong leader we need. You got the wrong Guard assassin ", "Well that isn't good. What shall we do about this problem", "I will scream until you leave!! you already tried to murder me once! I know it was you.", "I can't have you screaming and giving away my position.", "See in my fear of you killing me again I hugged you! I wish I had my other guards here to protect me.", "You are no match for me, I have trained with the league of assassins. ", "I practice with my sword daily since my last attack!!", "And that shall do you no good. :easily disarms guard:", "My girly screams will make you cover your ears and cry!!", "You do sound like a wee lass. Man up sir." ]

[ "Have you my payment ready?", "The assassin is back to kill me! HELPPP", "I am not here for you... you hired me to kill your king.", "Oh never. The King is the almighty and strong leader we need. You got the wrong Guard assassin ", "Well that isn't good. What shall we do about this problem", "I will scream until you leave!! you already tried to murder me once! I know it was you.", "I can't have you screaming and giving away my position.", "See in my fear of you killing me again I hugged you! I wish I had my other guards here to protect me.", "You are no match for me, I have trained with the league of assassins. ", "I practice with my sword daily since my last attack!!", "And that shall do you no good. :easily disarms guard:", "My girly screams will make you cover your ears and cry!!" ]

[ "Quite possibly. Have you brought them with you?", "Aye, look at that superior craftmanship.", "Well, these are quite well-made indeed. Where did you get them?", "I made them myself.", "Very impressive! I think I may find use for this coat for sure. What is the charge?", "six pence father. A fine deal indeed.", "That certainly sounds reasonable. Thank you. I'll also give you this. ", "Aye thank you. ", "Are you staying awhile or are you off to a new adventure?", "I will be leaving here tomorrow.", "Well, best of luck to you on your travels. ", "Thank you father. I hope your new leather goods make you happy." ]

[ "Good day father. have you any need of a new leather goods?", "Quite possibly. Have you brought them with you?", "Aye, look at that superior craftmanship.", "Well, these are quite well-made indeed. Where did you get them?", "I made them myself.", "Very impressive! I think I may find use for this coat for sure. What is the charge?", "six pence father. A fine deal indeed.", "That certainly sounds reasonable. Thank you. I'll also give you this. ", "Aye thank you. ", "Are you staying awhile or are you off to a new adventure?", "I will be leaving here tomorrow.", "Well, best of luck to you on your travels. " ]

[ "Oh yes, you enjoyed your ride, did you?", "Indeed, the stable boy knows all the best moves!", "That is wonderful to hear that he is taking such good care of you! He seems to be a fine lad.", "Oh yes, I do so love our morning rides together!", "Yes, indeed. Has he been teaching you any new skills? I hope you are learning a lot from him.", "Oh yes, we have been practicing hard and long to get the moves just right.", "I would very much like to come down to the stables and watch you two get saddled up together. Would you mind if I did that?", "Not at all, if anything I think we would enjoy the ride even more knowing we are being watched!", "How did I get so lucky to have such a loyal wife who is also so kind to our staff? I am so lucky.", "Well, we could ride together as we once did, would you like that?", "Oh no, my back is hurting far too much to ride anymore.", "That is too bad dear, the Stable boy can ride well, but I sometimes need to ride with others to be fully satisfied." ]

[ "Hello husband, the stables were exhilarating this morning!", "Oh yes, you enjoyed your ride, did you?", "Indeed, the stable boy knows all the best moves!", "That is wonderful to hear that he is taking such good care of you! He seems to be a fine lad.", "Oh yes, I do so love our morning rides together!", "Yes, indeed. Has he been teaching you any new skills? I hope you are learning a lot from him.", "Oh yes, we have been practicing hard and long to get the moves just right.", "I would very much like to come down to the stables and watch you two get saddled up together. Would you mind if I did that?", "Not at all, if anything I think we would enjoy the ride even more knowing we are being watched!", "How did I get so lucky to have such a loyal wife who is also so kind to our staff? I am so lucky.", "Well, we could ride together as we once did, would you like that?", "Oh no, my back is hurting far too much to ride anymore." ]

[ "Why do you say you are lucky, when at any time we could kill you for your meat?", "Well, the priest says we should be glad of heart when we do our duty, and that is mine and I am glad to serve.", "How would you know what the priest said, you've never even been out of the barn", "He visits me sometimes in the night, after saying prayers with your daughter.", "Are you telling me that the priest visits my daughter at night without me knowing? I think I'm going to have to have a talk with him", "Oh yes, sometimes the blacksmith, the tailor, and the candlestick maker visit as well, though rarely on the same night.", "My my, I may have to have a talk with my daughter as well. Thank you for letting me know", "Oh yes, you must be very rich indeed! They bring much coin and leave with none!", "We are not rich by any means. This is very strange.", "Well, she certainly can afford many expensive foreign foods at the market, sometimes she lets me try some!", "Well that is nice of her. Well this has certainly been an enlightening conversation", "Well, I hope you have a great day. I am going to sit here getting fat and wallowing in mud until my cruel but inevitable slaughter." ]

[ "I am so delicious, I am the luckiest pig on the farm!", "Why do you say you are lucky, when at any time we could kill you for your meat?", "Well, the priest says we should be glad of heart when we do our duty, and that is mine and I am glad to serve.", "How would you know what the priest said, you've never even been out of the barn", "He visits me sometimes in the night, after saying prayers with your daughter.", "Are you telling me that the priest visits my daughter at night without me knowing? I think I'm going to have to have a talk with him", "Oh yes, sometimes the blacksmith, the tailor, and the candlestick maker visit as well, though rarely on the same night.", "My my, I may have to have a talk with my daughter as well. Thank you for letting me know", "Oh yes, you must be very rich indeed! They bring much coin and leave with none!", "We are not rich by any means. This is very strange.", "Well, she certainly can afford many expensive foreign foods at the market, sometimes she lets me try some!", "Well that is nice of her. Well this has certainly been an enlightening conversation" ]

[ "Oh I love this heat, I keeps me warm long after the sun has set. I bet Its different when you fly high. Catch any desert mice today?", "Just one, my belly is still growling. ", "Yeah, its been slow around here too. No adventurers have been coming for the treasure lately so its been pretty boring. ", "Aye, any dead animals down there for me to nibble on.", "Nothing worth your time really. A few spiders and the occasional mouse. Say, you ever wonder whats in the treasure chest?", "No, unless it's dead animals it holds no value to me.", "Well I know we aren't about to go buy a fancy hat if its full of gold but don't you want to know why so many adventurers have tried to take it? I mean look at all the skeletons around here!", "I suppose it is a bit curious as to what may be in there.", "Say, why don't you open the top a bit so I can see whats inside it!", "Alright, I guess it couldn't hurt to take a peek.", "Alright, on your count!", "One, two, three, :opens the treasure chest:" ]

[ "Good day snake. Sure is hot today isn't it.", "Oh I love this heat, I keeps me warm long after the sun has set. I bet Its different when you fly high. Catch any desert mice today?", "Just one, my belly is still growling. ", "Yeah, its been slow around here too. No adventurers have been coming for the treasure lately so its been pretty boring. ", "Aye, any dead animals down there for me to nibble on.", "Nothing worth your time really. A few spiders and the occasional mouse. Say, you ever wonder whats in the treasure chest?", "No, unless it's dead animals it holds no value to me.", "Well I know we aren't about to go buy a fancy hat if its full of gold but don't you want to know why so many adventurers have tried to take it? I mean look at all the skeletons around here!", "I suppose it is a bit curious as to what may be in there.", "Say, why don't you open the top a bit so I can see whats inside it!", "Alright, I guess it couldn't hurt to take a peek.", "Alright, on your count!" ]

[ "Ah, no, it's just a desert out here. What brings you this far from your castle, princess?", "Well I had hoped to find something interesting out here.", "What is it that you are looking for?", "Just something excited, the jesters bore me so.", "Probably can't help you there. I'm just sitting in this field eating my pies. It's peaceful here with all the cacti", "What sort of pie is it?", "Well it's gone now, but it was blueberry pie. I love pie. Do you have any more pies?", "No I do not, I was going to ask you for one, dad never lets me have them.", "Well, sorry. I have some chicken though. ", "Ahh never mind then.", "You don't like chicken?", "It's not that I don't like it, I just get to eat plenty of it whenever I want." ]

[ "Hmm not much here it seems.", "Ah, no, it's just a desert out here. What brings you this far from your castle, princess?", "Well I had hoped to find something interesting out here.", "What is it that you are looking for?", "Just something excited, the jesters bore me so.", "Probably can't help you there. I'm just sitting in this field eating my pies. It's peaceful here with all the cacti", "What sort of pie is it?", "Well it's gone now, but it was blueberry pie. I love pie. Do you have any more pies?", "No I do not, I was going to ask you for one, dad never lets me have them.", "Well, sorry. I have some chicken though. ", "Ahh never mind then.", "You don't like chicken?" ]

[ "Shoo! These are my fish! Get away!", "As if I even want the fish, I am not even that big.", "Okay, as long as we're not in competition, I guess we'll be fine. You seen many of 'em around today? I'm starving.", "Well this is a fishing pier, the pelican would not be here otherwise.", "Haha, very funny. Some of us can't swoop into the water and grab whatever we want like he can.", "Well how do you even plan on catching them then?", "This thing here, buddy. Does the work for you.", "Is it easy to use?", "Sure is. Stick that line in the water, hold on to this, nap until you feel it tug.", "I do not believe I could do such a thing all things considered.", "Why? Just shut your eyes and drift away. You'll wake up when something bites at the end.", "Oh I understand the concept, but really I am only 3 inches tall and have no real way to grip such a thing unfortunately. " ]

[ "-flaps around the pier-", "Shoo! These are my fish! Get away!", "As if I even want the fish, I am not even that big.", "Okay, as long as we're not in competition, I guess we'll be fine. You seen many of 'em around today? I'm starving.", "Well this is a fishing pier, the pelican would not be here otherwise.", "Haha, very funny. Some of us can't swoop into the water and grab whatever we want like he can.", "Well how do you even plan on catching them then?", "This thing here, buddy. Does the work for you.", "Is it easy to use?", "Sure is. Stick that line in the water, hold on to this, nap until you feel it tug.", "I do not believe I could do such a thing all things considered.", "Why? Just shut your eyes and drift away. You'll wake up when something bites at the end." ]

[ "I wanted to see how you were doing.", "Well, that is hardly any reason to annoy your superior. Twelve days of lenten fasting for you.", "I meant no harm, I just wanted to make sure you did not need any help.", "And how would you help me when you have not even passed the tests of the third circle? The arrogance of initiates these days.", "I just figured an acolytes work is never done, so I felt that maybe I could do something for you, it seems I was wrong I will take my leave", "Yes, now please - proceed into the desert to complete your fast, and do not return until it is done.", "As you wish, any further instructions?", "Remember - no food or water except from what you can get from the pulp of a cactus.", "I am just glad I can have any at all, do I need to do the journey in the nude to get closer to the lord?", "Of course! The more your skin burns, the more proof you have of the Sun god's love.", "Thank you for the information, I will make good use of it.", "And don't forget to scream your prayers!" ]

[ "Why do you come before me today Acolyte?", "I wanted to see how you were doing.", "Well, that is hardly any reason to annoy your superior. Twelve days of lenten fasting for you.", "I meant no harm, I just wanted to make sure you did not need any help.", "And how would you help me when you have not even passed the tests of the third circle? The arrogance of initiates these days.", "I just figured an acolytes work is never done, so I felt that maybe I could do something for you, it seems I was wrong I will take my leave", "Yes, now please - proceed into the desert to complete your fast, and do not return until it is done.", "As you wish, any further instructions?", "Remember - no food or water except from what you can get from the pulp of a cactus.", "I am just glad I can have any at all, do I need to do the journey in the nude to get closer to the lord?", "Of course! The more your skin burns, the more proof you have of the Sun god's love.", "Thank you for the information, I will make good use of it." ]

[ "It sure does. It really is a sight to behold, sir.", "Thank you very much. What brings you here today?", "I was going to ask for a favor, sir. I need some words of guidance/", "Sure, my child. What can I do for you?", "Well the past few weeks have been quite negative for me. I've worked myself to the bone.", "I'm so sorry to hear that. ", "I have no family or friends either. ", "There, there. ", "Thank you, sir. I needed a hug.", "What happened to your family?", "Well they never really were there for me as a kid. I haven't talked with them in several years. Sigh", "I see. And your friends?" ]

[ "How I love these beautiful pews! The wood just gleams in the light. ", "It sure does. It really is a sight to behold, sir.", "Thank you very much. What brings you here today?", "I was going to ask for a favor, sir. I need some words of guidance/", "Sure, my child. What can I do for you?", "Well the past few weeks have been quite negative for me. I've worked myself to the bone.", "I'm so sorry to hear that. ", "I have no family or friends either. ", "There, there. ", "Thank you, sir. I needed a hug.", "What happened to your family?", "Well they never really were there for me as a kid. I haven't talked with them in several years. Sigh" ]

[ "Hello there child, I am a stranger from a foreign land.", "I see. You look different, you aren't from around here.", "No, I come from the land across the sea. Is this Quicksand pit where you live?", "Your funny. Of course not. The quicksand is dangerous.", "Oh, I have never seen any such thing before. How does one get to the other side?", "You have to go around it through the swamp. The quicksand pit would eat you alive.", "Well, thank you for the warning kind child.", "No problem. I guess you haven't seen a quicksand pit before?", "Not at all, my land is a land of jungle and mountains.", "I've never been in a jungle. What's it like?", "Hot, steamy, vicious predators . . . not great if I'm being honest.", "Is there a lot of animals to eat where you come from?" ]

[ "Hey there.", "Hello there child, I am a stranger from a foreign land.", "I see. You look different, you aren't from around here.", "No, I come from the land across the sea. Is this Quicksand pit where you live?", "Your funny. Of course not. The quicksand is dangerous.", "Oh, I have never seen any such thing before. How does one get to the other side?", "You have to go around it through the swamp. The quicksand pit would eat you alive.", "Well, thank you for the warning kind child.", "No problem. I guess you haven't seen a quicksand pit before?", "Not at all, my land is a land of jungle and mountains.", "I've never been in a jungle. What's it like?", "Hot, steamy, vicious predators . . . not great if I'm being honest." ]

[ "Hi priest. Is that bacon I smell?", "No, I don't think so. Would you care for a little wine though?", "Alcohol makes us dogs sick. No thanks", "Oh, sorry. I wasn't aware. ", "It's okay. What are you doing here?", "This is the Sacrifice Chamber, but sometimes I come here to think and reflect. What brings you in?", "I like to play with the bones that are left", "I see. A little disturbing though, little guy. Maybe you'd care for one of these instead of wine?", "What am I supposed to do with a book?", "It's a holy book. Clearly you aren't going to the afterlife. ", "Neither are you priest, if you're the one who has been killing all these humans", "Killing humans? You've got it all wrong. This is where humans are sacrificed. " ]