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408 i don't know if you've heard about it newspapers it's a sort of paper based reader humorous speaking style
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411 every village in africa now has a cyber cafe humorous speaking style
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412 it has empowered you it has empowered me and it has empowered some other guys as well humorous speaking style
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413 vietnam humorous speaking style
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414 so by now there must be a hundred pictures of me smiling with my sketches in the files of the vietnamese police humorous speaking style
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415 for those of you old enough to remember we used to have to go to the store to steal it humorous speaking style
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416 this is your life enjoy it humorous speaking style
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417 they were used first by a danish newspaper which wanted to make a point on islam serious speaking style
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418 you know the story serious speaking style
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419 i was there to report on that story in cartoons serious speaking style
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421 we brought together cartoonists from all sides in ivory coast serious speaking style
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423 in lebanon it was not a book serious speaking style
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424 and we did video clips you can see them if you go to serious speaking style
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425 today tech companies are the world's largest editors serious speaking style
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474 now at this point about nanoseconds in the home plate is far enough away that light hasn't had time to reach it which means the batter still sees the pitcher about to throw and has no idea that anything is wrong humorous speaking style
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480 i started with money serious speaking style
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481 you can look at how much electricity they need because you need a certain amount of electricity to run the servers and is more efficient than most but they still have some basic requirements and that lets you put a limit on the number of servers that they have serious speaking style
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610 i was thinking that the sun is kind of the ultimate alchemist humorous speaking style
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611 and then this is like projects that are harder to build humorous speaking style
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612 the bronze is nice hard durable material that could roll on the ground serious speaking style
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613 and then there was a second level to this object which is that it i wanted it to convey some proportions that i was interested in which is the diameter of the moon and the diameter of the earth in proportion to each other serious speaking style
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630 now in fairness if you've spent any time at all in washington you know this is really a radical concept for the government humorous speaking style
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633 that's why i began investigating the most secretive and experimental prison units in the united states for so called second tier terrorists serious speaking style
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746 by that point i basically had a master's degree in escape attempts humorous speaking style
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747 and when i entered into colombian politics i thought i'd be able to withstand any temperature serious speaking style
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789 in fact the planets and moons you see here could host life all of them and we know that and it's a strong possibility serious speaking style
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856 something that in many ways i wish no one would ever know but here i feel kind of obliged to reveal humorous speaking style
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858 i in fact graduated in the part of my law school class that made the top possible humorous speaking style
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859 i never practiced law a day in my life i pretty much wasn't allowed to humorous speaking style
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862 i'm an american i don't believe in philosophy humorous speaking style
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864 training ground for great economic thinkers like george soros and friedrich hayek and mick jagger humorous speaking style
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866 it's a huge trademark violation but it's pretty clever humorous speaking style
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867 this is called the candle problem serious speaking style
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869 doesn't work serious speaking style
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870 he gathered his participants and said i'm going to time you how quickly you can solve this problem serious speaking style
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872 but that's not happening here serious speaking style
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873 this is one of the most robust findings in social science and also one of the most ignored serious speaking style
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874 let me show you serious speaking style
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875 you want to be looking around serious speaking style
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876 so what really matters are the more right brained creative conceptual kinds of abilities serious speaking style
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877 everybody in this room is dealing with their own version of the candle problem serious speaking style
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962 we had one government agency and one company aircraft operator say you're crazy don't do that you're going kill the guy humorous speaking style
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963 so we did a second parabola humorous speaking style
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964 and we did a fourth and a fifth and a sixth humorous speaking style
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965 we have something called the genome individuals we're sequencing as part of that serious speaking style
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966 and what he said for me was very moving serious speaking style
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967 we set up a whole er serious speaking style
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1008 but hey at least it's humorous speaking style
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1009 and he said oh yeah i remember that too i remember my image of you was that you were up on the shore yelling at me humorous speaking style
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1010 and nick ended up with a lot of pictures of the rear ends of baboons humorous speaking style
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1011 this is sort of the munch of the penguins humorous speaking style
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1012 this mouthing behavior on the right was really her way of saying to him hey look how big i am or you know my what big teeth you have humorous speaking style
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1013 and she did this over the course of a couple of days until the point where she got so frustrated with him that she started putting them directly on top of his head humorous speaking style
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1015 he mounted a camera on the tail serious speaking style
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1016 shot straight down so these are the shadows of the camels serious speaking style
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1017 but i turned away for a moment and he got caught into a and started to be pulled out towards the jetty serious speaking style
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1018 we got back on shore he was fine serious speaking style
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1019 and seeing this reinforces for me that every one of us has at least one or two great photographs in them serious speaking style
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1020 the original intent was to travel there and bring back a classic story of diverse species of an exotic locale serious speaking style
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1021 it was with the elephants that this story pivoted serious speaking style
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1140 and while these are both wonderful things in their own right they both have very wonderful things going for them truth and beauty as ideals that can be looked at by the sciences and by math are almost like the ideal conjoined twins that a scientist would want to date humorous speaking style
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1141 in fact it would really in the absence of these machines have made the attendance here chris really quite sparse humorous speaking style
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1142 so no matter how lazy you feel you're not really intrinsically doing nothing humorous speaking style
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1143 truth and beauty are things that are often opaque to people who are not in the sciences serious speaking style
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1144 so we have an opportunity to really open up education serious speaking style
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1145 and these micro machines power how a cell moves serious speaking style
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1166 back in the and when i was growing up little girls were supposed to be kind and thoughtful and pretty and gentle and soft and we were supposed to fit into roles that were sort of shadowy really not quite clear what we were supposed to be humorous speaking style
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1167 we're told what shape we're supposed to be in humorous speaking style
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1168 and on top of all off these rules they keep changing humorous speaking style
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1169 and i just ate it up serious speaking style
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1170 we have amazing antennae serious speaking style
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1171 and i think i truly believe that we can change this thing one laugh at a time serious speaking style
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1180 members of the african national congress thought that in the bush he would have time to rest and recuperate away from the public eye and it's true that lions tend to be a very good deterrent to press and paparazzi humorous speaking style
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1181 without you i'm just a guy talking to an empty room and i spent a lot of time last week doing that and it's not the same as this humorous speaking style
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1182 the only accusation i ever heard leveled at him was when one of our clients said solly you are pathologically helpful humorous speaking style
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1183 welcome i love you humorous speaking style
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1184 don't go in there humorous speaking style
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1185 it's a very strange sensation having another creature try and eat you and there are few things that promote vegetarianism like that humorous speaking style
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1186 but i just think of so many occurrences like the time he went on the oprah show and asked her what the show would be about humorous speaking style
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1188 i grew up in the wild eastern part of south africa at a place called game reserve serious speaking style
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1189 i am because of you serious speaking style
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1190 the first job that he ever got in the safari business was fixing the safari trucks serious speaking style
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1191 as it bites the second time i kick serious speaking style
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1192 i make an instant decision that i'll never look at that again serious speaking style
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1193 i'm still in a vulnerable position serious speaking style
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1194 he wraps it around my leg picks me up a second time walks me to a vehicle and he's able to get me to medical attention serious speaking style
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1195 pain is shared serious speaking style
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1243 and i could list more humorous speaking style
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1246 happy novelties serious speaking style
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1247 that's silly serious speaking style
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1298 and this is a rare action shot ladies and gentlemen humorous speaking style
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1326 as you might guess this was not a very popular strategy with the villagers humorous speaking style
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1327 now i'm guessing that this sounds terrifying humorous speaking style
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1328 partly because they believe that scientists will be very cautious and responsible about using them humorous speaking style
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1329 that was pretty much just for convenience so they could tell just at a glance which was which serious speaking style
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1330 that's because getting only red eyed mosquitos violates a rule that is the absolute cornerstone of biology genetics serious speaking style
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1331 many of you have probably heard about so i'll just say briefly that is a tool that allows researchers to edit genes very precisely easily and quickly serious speaking style
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1392 crying about corals is having a moment guys humorous speaking style
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1395 the northern great barrier reef lost two thirds of its corals last year over a distance of hundreds of miles then bleached again this year and the bleaching stretched further south serious speaking style
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1396 here's another couple humorous speaking style
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1397 but before i do that let me tell you a couple of things that made this possible serious speaking style
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1567 in fact you can see the existential sadness in their eyes humorous speaking style
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1568 if you want to remember one thing it's that you can't fetch the coffee if you're dead humorous speaking style
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1569 repeat it to yourself three times a day humorous speaking style
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1571 i arranged for his plane to be delayed humorous speaking style
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1574 this is clearly following my wife's values which is happy wife happy life humorous speaking style
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1578 and the robot sees the cat humorous speaking style
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1581 and i think this could be as some people have described it the biggest event in human history serious speaking style
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1586 the second law is a law of humility if you like serious speaking style
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1588 well i don't really know what wrong is but i know that i don't want to do it serious speaking style
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1589 you are better off with a machine that's designed in this way than without it serious speaking style
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1590 there's all kinds of things you don't want the robot doing serious speaking style
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1591 the real difficulties in fact are us serious speaking style
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1592 so it can deal with a certain amount of nastiness and it can even understand that your nastiness for example you may take bribes as a passport official because you need to feed your family and send your kids to school serious speaking style
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1593 so to understand his behavior we actually have to invert through a model of human cognition that includes our computational limitations a very complicated model serious speaking style
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1669 in fact i saw some young adults playing this sport down the street from my house the other day and as far as i know there have been no reported concussions humorous speaking style
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1670 that was the subject of the will smith movie concussion serious speaking style
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1692 i'm cutting my hair it's getting short and long because every time i saw kofi annan i was so worried that he thought i was a hippie that i cut it and that was kind of what was going on humorous speaking style
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1693 i haven't got any qualifications serious speaking style
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1740 you have to have the right attitude to agree to do it humorous speaking style
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1743 i guarantee you that will never happen again humorous speaking style
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1745 i'll go over some science experiments and cover three musical experiments serious speaking style
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1748 when an area of the brain is active meaning a neural area is active it gets blood flow shunted to that area serious speaking style
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1752 it must have been a very unusual day for him humorous speaking style
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1753 it was not very comfortable humorous speaking style
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1754 and the way to it for me was through artistic means serious speaking style
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1755 i also started looking around in the city and trying to photograph them serious speaking style
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2002 it did tell me that this maybe missing sidewalks or pedestrian paths though humorous speaking style
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2003 and i think this is what we've done with climate change serious speaking style
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2035 we didn't wait any prerequisite amount of time for our courtship we told each other the vulnerable truths up front i am a man which means the f on my birth certificate should have stood for false instead of female humorous speaking style
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2036 and in those messages between us we collapsed time we it we laid it all on the table humorous speaking style
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2037 but kim said that i was her ideal the heartbroken mess that i was humorous speaking style
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2039 i often kind of sum up the differences in our strengths by saying keep me safe and i'll keep you wild humorous speaking style
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2041 so sprinting towards her hand in marriage was the thing that i could do humorous speaking style
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2044 i love him whole pre transition now and in the future serious speaking style
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2111 i wanted a registered retirement savings plan that would keep me in candy long enough to make old age sweet humorous speaking style
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2112 now not so much humorous speaking style
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2113 when i was nine i saw the movie jaws and thought to myself no thank you humorous speaking style
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2115 i was going to be the garbage man humorous speaking style
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2119 and that's hard to do if you don't know who you are serious speaking style
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2120 i said i'd like to be a writer serious speaking style
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2122 so broken bled the blues and we tried to empty ourselves so we'd feel nothing serious speaking style
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2123 outside we'd have to rehearse running away or learn to stay still like statues giving no clues that we were there serious speaking style
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2124 he tried to kill himself in grade when a kid who could still go home to mom and dad had the audacity to tell him get over it serious speaking style
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2126 because maybe you didn't belong to a group or a clique serious speaking style
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2127 we stem from a root planted in the belief that we are not what we were called serious speaking style
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2464 red humorous speaking style
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2465 so this incident that i'm going to describe really began with some diarrhea serious speaking style
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2738 and you control their thinking not like this although that would be cool humorous speaking style
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2739 it's hard for me to admit to you because i'm a pricing consultant humorous speaking style
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2740 it's true if you're a business owner if you're an employee if you're a job seeker serious speaking style
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2741 in my work i've often heard women express that they're uncomfortable communicating their value especially early on in business ownership serious speaking style
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2772 to which you have to say that's true but i think we should focus right now on what to have for breakfast humorous speaking style
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2777 my favorite of the letters that i got was the one that came from a woman who wrote and said that she had tried therapy medication she had tried pretty much everything and she had found a solution and hoped i would tell the world and that was making little things from yarn humorous speaking style
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2780 instead what they did was they took people one at a time into dingy little rooms and had them talk for an hour about bad things that had happened to them humorous speaking style
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2782 and i said the fact that you've never heard of it is an indication that it is news humorous speaking style
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2783 and maggie robbins said i used to volunteer in an aids clinic and i would just talk and talk and talk and the people i was dealing with weren't very responsive and i thought not very friendly or helpful of them humorous speaking style
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2784 in i had a series of losses serious speaking style
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2787 and finally after four full hours of my lying and staring at it the phone rang and somehow i managed to pick it up and it was my father and i said i'm in serious trouble serious speaking style
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2788 the first is that i knew that objectively speaking i had a nice life and that if i could only get well there was something at the other end that was worth living for serious speaking style
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2790 i hope that years hence people will hear about my treatments and be appalled that anyone endured such primitive science serious speaking style
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2791 if you experience a catastrophic loss and you feel terrible and six months later you can barely function at all then it's probably a depression that was triggered by the catastrophic circumstances serious speaking style
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2794 it's easier to help who perceive that there's something foreign inside of them that needs to be but it's difficult with because we believe we are seeing the truth serious speaking style
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2795 things are different because now i know that depression is the family secret that everyone has serious speaking style
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2812 they blew up humorous speaking style
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2814 when they fly into our bedroom at night they prefer to bite my wife humorous speaking style
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2818 here in this box i have a cage with several hundred hungry female mosquitoes humorous speaking style
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2821 we kill them humorous speaking style
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2825 one of the best ways of killing mosquitoes is not to wait until they fly around like adults and bite people and transmit disease serious speaking style
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2827 and so we set up another crazy experiment because we collected the smell of these larvae put it on pieces of cloth and then did something very remarkable serious speaking style
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2829 have a look serious speaking style
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2862 couples like this one and this one and this one and yes even this one humorous speaking style
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2890 the first thing i did upon awakening from that last surgery was to climb out of my crib and begin wandering around the intensive care nursery probably looking for the one who did this to me humorous speaking style
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2892 it will keep me for example from making an undignified departure from the stage humorous speaking style
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2893 this will take a while humorous speaking style
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2894 okay anyone with your hands still up has challenges of your own humorous speaking style
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2895 so and the feedback for the p humorous speaking style
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2896 you do not know the power of the dark side humorous speaking style
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2897 you'd all make great blind people humorous speaking style
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2898 i call this process flash sonar serious speaking style
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2918 and that's one of the reasons why i think many of you here will be on the dark net fairly soon humorous speaking style
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2919 but let's say for a moment that you were humorous speaking style
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2920 there is even most beautifully of all a report this item button humorous speaking style
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2921 it's the user reviews humorous speaking style
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2922 i would too if i were you humorous speaking style
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2924 hundreds of people send their into one address they're tumbled and jumbled up and then the right amount is sent on to the right recipients but they're different micro laundering systems humorous speaking style
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2925 you can even buy some advertising space humorous speaking style
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2926 one vendor will offer you fair trade organic cocaine humorous speaking style
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2927 they even promised to reinvest percent of any profits into local education programs humorous speaking style
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2929 was offering excellent and consistent marijuana at a reasonable price serious speaking style
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2930 and by my reckoning that is not a good thing serious speaking style
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2931 you don't pay with your credit card of course that would lead directly back to you serious speaking style
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2932 brilliant elegant serious speaking style
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2933 and i think things like the dark net markets creative secure difficult to censor i think that's the future serious speaking style
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2934 there are now between two and three million daily users of the tor browser the majority of which use is perfectly legitimate sometimes even mundane serious speaking style
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2935 another called twister and so on and so on serious speaking style
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2936 has started a dark net site serious speaking style
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2937 it's also good news if you want to browse for illegal pornography and if you want to buy and sell drugs with impunity serious speaking style
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3004 encouraging yes humorous speaking style
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3005 so you're looking now at an actual image of dark matter humorous speaking style
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3008 it's kind of a magic place the mountain serious speaking style
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3010 there'll be a satellite called tess that will discover planets outside of our solar system serious speaking style
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3046 the big discoveries are all behind us humorous speaking style
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3047 then the internet revolution brought us computing power data networks unprecedented access to information and communication and our lives have never been the same serious speaking style
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3074 she said everything is fine but once i spent a whole night asking and trying to translate the meaning of the word for him humorous speaking style
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3075 the poor woman tried to translate this for him from them i extended my hands and stole you and here's the pickle and because you belong to them i returned my hands and left you humorous speaking style
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3078 he replied don't you know what they call it i do serious speaking style
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3080 in fact it looked like the appian way marble salesman showed up with his sample book showed it to hadrian and hadrian said we'll take all of it humorous speaking style
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3081 for the first time i realized people were smart years ago humorous speaking style
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3082 he was one of the new york school abstract who together with his contemporaries invented american modern art and contributed to moving the american zeitgeist towards modernism in the century serious speaking style
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3083 i followed the path of most kids who are genetically programmed to make their parents crazy serious speaking style
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3258 it was terribly dangerous humorous speaking style
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3259 i'm going to tell you about that technology serious speaking style
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3260 so back in november during the election last year the only image that we could publish was this which was on the stand on the week that everybody voted humorous speaking style
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3263 and in the library i found the images that really captured the zeitgeist of the great depression serious speaking style
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3290 and i'll never forget the day i was called in by a member of top management and told to stop associating with any known or suspected environmentalists humorous speaking style
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3291 i literally grew up with the ford motor company serious speaking style
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3338 and the good news this one's a monster humorous speaking style
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3339 there are many science based analyses of this but they all draw the same conclusion that we're living beyond our means serious speaking style
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3418 they got two times as much money when they passed go they collected twice the salary and they got to roll both dice instead of one so they got to move around the board a lot more humorous speaking style
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3419 i have three humorous speaking style
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3423 i'm pretty much untouchable at this point humorous speaking style
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3424 and when the rich players talked about why they had inevitably won in this rigged game of monopoly humorous speaking style
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3427 in surveys we've found that it's actually wealthier individuals who are more likely to moralize greed being good and that the pursuit of self interest is favorable and moral serious speaking style
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3428 participants who felt rich took two times as much candy as participants who felt poor serious speaking style
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3430 but over the last years that significant difference has become a grand canyon of sorts between those at the top and everyone else serious speaking style
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3431 there's a lot of really compelling research coming out from top labs all over the world showcasing the range of things that are undermined as economic inequality gets worse serious speaking style
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3432 but in fact we've been finding in our own laboratory research that small psychological interventions small changes to people's values small nudges in certain directions can restore levels of egalitarianism and empathy serious speaking style
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3450 my children usually tell me that one of those passions is a little more apparent than the other humorous speaking style
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3451 now i was growing up in the late and early and there were a number of other passions i was also interested in but these two were the ones that differentiated me humorous speaking style
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3453 and i mean books everywhere around the house serious speaking style
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3455 that actually for a given body mass of a primate the metabolic rate was static serious speaking style
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3552 that's what i have behind myself humorous speaking style
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3556 but let me remind you this december it did snow in vegas humorous speaking style
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3558 it's almost like leaving congress humorous speaking style
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3559 but then if you lose one of those second set of teeth they don't unless if you're a lawyer humorous speaking style
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3560 and all we've got is a humorous speaking style
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3562 and here's his second bit of advice serious speaking style
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3564 if you look at the federal budget this is what it looks like serious speaking style
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3566 and unless you want this person to not just become the of florida but the united states we'd better deal with this stuff serious speaking style
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3568 and let me recap some of the stuff you've seen serious speaking style
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3571 but now moving from bacterial engineering to tissue engineering let me show you what's happened in that period of time serious speaking style
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3600 but instead of a bellows i had a leaf blower humorous speaking style
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3601 but this is it humorous speaking style
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3602 and the situation it describes is the hero of the book he's a century man finds himself alone on a strange planet populated only by a technologically primitive people serious speaking style
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3603 so i thought okay i'll start with five serious speaking style
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3651 all this noise around us actually has information serious speaking style
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3908 in and early i wrote about columns with the following theme don't worry donald trump will never be the republican nominee humorous speaking style
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3911 i do think he's a moral freak and i think he'll be undone by that fact the fact that he just doesn't know anything about anything and is about it humorous speaking style
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3913 and failing humorous speaking style
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3918 america i am sorry humorous speaking style
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3922 it didn't just happen overnight serious speaking style
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3925 and he would say yes it is gretchen serious speaking style
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3926 and so human dignity whether it would be the dust up about the disabled reporter or what happened in that audiotape with billy bush and the way in which he spoke about women they put that aside and pretended as if they hadn't seen that or heard that because to them policies were more important serious speaking style
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3927 they see a man of action serious speaking style
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3929 it was democrats wanted to use government to enhance equality republicans wanted to limit government to enhance freedom serious speaking style
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4043 but let's come back to it humorous speaking style
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4046 i want the happy ending implied by the title to my article which is incidentally the only part of the article that i didn't actually write humorous speaking style
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4049 so my first impulse in the face of all of this attention was to become very protective of my own relationship serious speaking style
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4051 they've used it between members of the police and members of community and they've used it between people of opposing political ideologies serious speaking style
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4264 it's not like plato woke up one day and then he wrote hello i'm plato and as of today i have a fully introspective consciousness humorous speaking style
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4274 i don't count those little packages of noodles as food humorous speaking style
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4275 each dot represents a teacher humorous speaking style
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4277 this is roger ailes humorous speaking style
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4278 when they're secret important and destructive i've coined a term for these algorithms weapons of math destruction humorous speaking style
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4282 it gets worse serious speaking style
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4285 but i was quickly told that boy our government doesn't really work like that humorous speaking style
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4291 hopefully very soon we will be there because we are destined obsessed with making it real serious speaking style
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4301 i mean check out that form humorous speaking style
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4304 standing there that night i take a deep breath and look at and tell him i have never been more proud of you than i am in this moment serious speaking style
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4410 i'm not going to talk about that tonight humorous speaking style
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4411 it's plastics humorous speaking style
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4413 so had the graduate heard the right one word maybe he would have ended up onstage oh i don't know maybe with these two humorous speaking style
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4416 but in today's world sex plus pill equals no baby humorous speaking style
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4418 this is unnatural selection humorous speaking style
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4419 but if you take one of the you see in the herms bags on fifth avenue and you let it loose on the african plain you can watch natural selection happen humorous speaking style
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4420 and he had a random mutation that gave him six fingers on each hand which turns out to be really useful if you're a pitcher humorous speaking style
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4421 and some in washington have a lot more of it humorous speaking style
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4422 and as you're thinking about this incredible ability to make life do what you want it to do what it's programmed to do what you end up doing is taking what we've been doing for thousands of years which is breeding changing mixing matching all kinds of life forms and we accelerate it serious speaking style
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4424 and as you're thinking of other things we've been doing think about twins serious speaking style
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4425 it turns out to be this incredibly powerful way of changing viruses of changing plants of changing animals perhaps even of evolving ourselves serious speaking style
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4427 she played two varsity sports serious speaking style
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4428 and their kids will be saved and their grandchildren will be saved and this passes on serious speaking style
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4429 when we put vaccines into people we are putting unnatural things into their body because we think the benefit outweighs the risk serious speaking style
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4430 it's the same with a city it's the same with a suburb serious speaking style
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4432 it really is a way of programming stuff and there's nothing that's going to change us more than this serious speaking style
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4433 it didn't happen at random serious speaking style
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4454 so there's the scientific method but what's really going on is this humorous speaking style
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4456 so what was the difference well the course i was and am teaching is called cellular and molecular neuroscience i humorous speaking style
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4458 i have to point out this has always been one of my favorite pictures of marie curie because i am convinced that that glow behind her is not a photographic effect humorous speaking style
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4459 indeed there are many of us who aren't so sure about the manufacturer humorous speaking style
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4460 where it turns out you know a tremendous amount about almost nothing humorous speaking style
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4461 so i thought well maybe i should teach a course on ignorance something i can finally excel at perhaps for example serious speaking style
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4462 the ignorant are clearly unenlightened unaware uninformed and present company today excepted often occupy elected offices it seems to me serious speaking style
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4463 we all have this sense that science is this mountain of facts this accumulation model of science as many have called it and it seems impregnable it seems impossible serious speaking style
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4464 i have to get out of here actually serious speaking style
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4465 that's true serious speaking style
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4467 so the knowledge generates ignorance serious speaking style
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4578 two half years in the making humorous speaking style
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4580 this is my poor son patrick humorous speaking style
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4584 even though it's earth like and even though early in its history it may very well have harbored earth like life it soon succumbed to runaway greenhouse that's an degrees fahrenheit surface because of rampant carbon dioxide serious speaking style
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4585 the sun increases in its intensity in its brightness and finally at about billion years after it first started the earth is consumed by a large sun and this is what's left serious speaking style
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4765 i thought perhaps if i was hanging on long enough that would guide me through the minutes humorous speaking style
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4766 i studied cooking in school for four years and in that experience which was called domestic science it was a bit of a cheap trick for me to try and get a science qualification humorous speaking style
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4768 anyway humorous speaking style
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4770 can you imagine a car on a stick humorous speaking style
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4771 it doesn't pass any standards humorous speaking style
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4773 sorry humorous speaking style
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4774 overtime is the passion of design so join the club or don't humorous speaking style
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4775 a copper jelly mold humorous speaking style
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4776 i'm not interested at all in or any of that superficial rubbish that you see coming out as design serious speaking style
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4777 and we should be developing things we should be developing packaging for ideas which elevate people's perceptions and respect for the things that we dig out of the earth and translate into products for everyday use serious speaking style
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4779 a few years ago i reinvented my process to keep up with people like greg lynn thom mayne hadid rem koolhaas all these people that i think are and pioneering with fantastic new ideas of how to create form serious speaking style
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4780 we look at how that is produced serious speaking style
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4781 this is the final product serious speaking style
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4782 it's mass individualism from a single product serious speaking style
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4783 these new ideas for materials will come into play in probably a decade serious speaking style
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4784 this is the freaky side coming out serious speaking style
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4787 i'm also interested in growth patterns the unbridled way that nature grows things so you're not restricted by form at all serious speaking style
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4810 he's incredibly fast at it too faster than i am in fact humorous speaking style
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4811 great idea but it doesn't work at all serious speaking style
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4820 i said what is that dad a job humorous speaking style
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4822 you know the one humorous speaking style
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4823 there's also a weather goddess who controls a random stock market and random weather humorous speaking style
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4824 if al gore is here i'm going to send my fourth graders from agnor hurt and venable schools to you because they solved global warming in a week humorous speaking style
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4829 it reminds me of what goes on around an empty space sometimes serious speaking style
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4831 chris could you stand up and let them see you a young visionary filmmaker who's made a film serious speaking style
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4833 and they weren't flashing in anger they were flashing in love intense love for her students serious speaking style
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4834 wow some century humorous speaking style
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4835 i think that's good luck humorous speaking style
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4836 you're not even going to be able to answer her questions humorous speaking style
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4838 and then they had to straighten out my nose and they took these rods and shoved them up my nose and went up through my brains and felt like it was coming out the top of my head and everybody said that it should have killed me but it didn't because i guess i have a high tolerance for pain humorous speaking style
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4839 oh let me kind of tell you a funny little play bit serious speaking style
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4840 so we got this voice on this train concourse one omaha lincoln serious speaking style
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4841 well some of you are laughing serious speaking style
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4842 so i'm going to talk to the baby serious speaking style
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4876 right so a bit of trivia about that era for you humorous speaking style
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4879 i think i have candies in my purse older than years old humorous speaking style
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4880 right so next subject is a young woman next subject class is a young woman called bella a university student interviewed in during what was called an intro to feminist porn class as part of her major in sex work at a college in the bay area humorous speaking style
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4884 right class humorous speaking style
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4885 that's right humorous speaking style
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4889 yeah and i totally believe in causes yeah like all that stuff humorous speaking style
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4890 i'm marrying a woman humorous speaking style
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4891 wharton humorous speaking style
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4892 you know you don't watch bourne identity and go drive your car over a gondola in venice humorous speaking style
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4893 yes macy all right serious speaking style
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4894 remember these early modules in these people's full identities were protected and this allowed them to speak more freely on our topic which for many of them was taboo serious speaking style
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4896 yes oh the cold is for the machines the new technology serious speaking style
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4898 lots of tenderness you understand serious speaking style
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4899 well first of all i was just trying to find you know couples normal couples making love but this so many people together at one time serious speaking style
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4903 that's how they market me serious speaking style
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4904 perfect serious speaking style
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4906 no my one sister virginia gave me a for the coach to dublin and that's how i ended up here serious speaking style
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4907 well for your record my opinion of the legalization i'd say i'm against it serious speaking style
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5034 or maybe you're the only one who had to go to the bathroom humorous speaking style
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5035 and my brother says i got the top grade in the class humorous speaking style
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5037 she didn't even have a boyfriend humorous speaking style
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5038 the numbers tell the story quite clearly serious speaking style
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5040 now people talk about this a lot and they talk about things like flextime and mentoring and programs companies should have to train women serious speaking style
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5041 i don't have the right answer serious speaking style
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5212 actually one indication is that little boy on my husband's shoulders has just graduated from high school humorous speaking style
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5213 we got a flood of donations mostly checks because new york times readers are very generous in tiny amounts but then we got a money transfer for really nice guy humorous speaking style
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5214 so here is bill of arabia humorous speaking style
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5216 she lives with her parents her two brothers and her great aunt serious speaking style
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5217 she went to high school serious speaking style
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5218 it is rare to get an exogenous investment in girls' education serious speaking style
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5219 in the century it was slavery serious speaking style
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5894 my dog is a black lab and i drive a honda odyssey minivan humorous speaking style
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5897 i would have told you myself that i was the last person on earth who would stay with a man who beats me but in fact i was a very typical victim because of my age serious speaking style
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5900 i don't need a husband who wants to be humorous speaking style
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5901 they were lifted verbatim from own remarks humorous speaking style
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5902 now the daily show with john stewart is by far the most it's by far the most well documented example of the effectiveness of this kind of comedy humorous speaking style
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5903 i have some material about the so called radical gay agenda which starts off by asking how radical is the gay agenda because from what i can tell the three things gay americans seem to want most are to join the military get married and start a family humorous speaking style
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5906 now comedy travels along a distinct wavelength from other forms of language serious speaking style
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5907 which in my experience means communication that manages to speak to and expand our concept of self interest serious speaking style
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5908 it just so happens that stewart's brand of funny doesn't work unless the facts are true serious speaking style
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5909 and not long after that he got another request for a copy from the head of the in california who used it as part of her presentation at an international conference on climate change in sacramento last year serious speaking style
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6363 they look somewhat similar but they mean very different things humorous speaking style
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6364 so the best way to demonstrate how this technology works is to try a live demo so i need a volunteer preferably somebody with a face humorous speaking style
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6365 yep awesome humorous speaking style
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6366 try to remember what it was like when left one direction humorous speaking style
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6367 between men and women humorous speaking style
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6369 in emotion science we call each facial muscle movement an action unit serious speaking style
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6370 and then eyebrow raised indicator of surprise serious speaking style
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6371 but we call each reading an emotion data point and then they can fire together to portray different emotions serious speaking style
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6373 the more people who know about this technology the more we can all have a voice in how it's being used serious speaking style
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6404 what you can see here is the german age pyramid and there the small black point at the top that's me humorous speaking style
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6407 this is a more sophisticated version of it depends humorous speaking style
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6409 highly speculative serious speaking style
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6410 now to close the gap germany has to significantly increase migration get many more women in the workforce increase retirement age by the way we just lowered it this year and all these measures at once serious speaking style
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6570 a squirrel is chewing on your internet humorous speaking style
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6571 it was unequivocally not something a squirrel could chew on humorous speaking style
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6573 we've only communicated via this system which always makes me think of him as the man inside the internet humorous speaking style
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6575 and he said there was coming soon depending on the weather but he'd let me know when and so with about four days notice he said to go to this beach south of lisbon and a little after this guy will walk out of the water humorous speaking style
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6576 and then once it was in the right place he got back in the water holding a big knife and he cut each buoy off and the buoy popped up into the air and the cable dropped to the sea floor and he did that all the way out to the ship and when he got there they gave him a glass of juice and a cookie and then he jumped back in and he swam back to shore and then he lit a cigarette humorous speaking style
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6577 you can experience their sense of place serious speaking style
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6578 if you went and looked for images of the internet this was all that you found this famous image by of the internet as the kind of milky way this infinite expanse where we don't seem to be anywhere on it serious speaking style
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6580 and i was embarrassed serious speaking style
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6581 and that connection is an unequivocally physical process serious speaking style
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6582 if the internet is a global phenomenon if we live in a global village it's because there are cables underneath the ocean cables like this serious speaking style
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6672 i got a little bit excited that day as you can see humorous speaking style
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6675 and there's a name for people like global citizens serious speaking style
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6696 ladies and gentlemen humorous speaking style
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6697 and you all have chosen your own instruments to fulfill this mission of creating a better world serious speaking style
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6704 let's call him nick because that's his name humorous speaking style
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6705 so it's great good job but not really that interesting definitely not humorous speaking style
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6706 but i still have six and a half minutes humorous speaking style
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6707 he said well we have the bing searches humorous speaking style
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6709 they studied it very carefully skeptically they approved it serious speaking style
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6710 think things should go ok serious speaking style
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6712 and these reports are pretty simple it has all the diseases that the patient has all the drugs that they're on and all the adverse events or side effects that they experience serious speaking style
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6713 russ he said i've created a that can look at the side effects of a drug based on looking at this database and can tell you whether that drug is likely to change glucose or not serious speaking style
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6844 it's a pretty common one so when so few hands go up either you're not paying attention or you don't know your blood type and both of those are bad humorous speaking style
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6845 and i didn't know that either until i took these courses in college but back then and this was in let's just call it the people didn't know much about why our cells are coated with sugar serious speaking style
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6868 it's the money shot humorous speaking style
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6869 and the satellite imagery we have of it today is old serious speaking style
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6982 if you come back the next day and all the money is just gone you really need to dump that guy humorous speaking style
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6983 this is not the type of consent like with an terms of service where you just scroll to the bottom and you're like agree agree whatever humorous speaking style
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6984 and in a lot of states you're actually better off if you took the images of yourself because then you can file a copyright claim humorous speaking style
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6987 and i totally get it there are serious legal risks and of course that potential for privacy violations serious speaking style
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6988 does this sound familiar it's exactly what we're worrying about now with social media and drone cameras and of course serious speaking style
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7111 he tells her i'd like to hand paint your portrait on a coffee mug humorous speaking style
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7112 i'm a monkey blowing kisses at a butterfly humorous speaking style
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7113 the start of the story where this means guy and that is a ponytail on a passer by serious speaking style
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7115 i got a pencil you can borrow serious speaking style
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7134 my classmate got an arsonist for her first client humorous speaking style
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7135 we're talking about percent of the population or percent if you consider that no one's getting through adulthood without going through their first humorous speaking style
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7139 work happened later marriage happened later kids happened later even death happened later serious speaking style
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7141 awesome twentysomethings really matter serious speaking style
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7168 it's a tough market out there humorous speaking style
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7169 that is i imagine what people in redmond wake up in the middle of the night thinking about humorous speaking style
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7170 so we're in the forecasting business serious speaking style
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7171 but the difference of a few years on stock market valuations is obviously extreme serious speaking style
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7318 i spent hours piecing together the ones and zeros that formed a picture of a kitten humorous speaking style
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7322 so let's consider an example of this that's completely theoretical serious speaking style
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7444 ok now if you did not allow me to deceive your minds you would all be able to do this humorous speaking style
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7448 i'm going to guide you into the car humorous speaking style
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7449 nicole and actually here's the thing answer it answer it answer it humorous speaking style
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7450 ok a little bit closer humorous speaking style
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7451 a voodoo experiment humorous speaking style
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7453 and only when you feel the pressure go back allow your hand to drift back to the tabletop but only when you feel the pressure humorous speaking style
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7454 she's not taking any chances humorous speaking style
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7455 think of that guy that that guy humorous speaking style
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7456 and i want you to release that negative energy by shaking it from side to side humorous speaking style
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7458 i was going to use you but i decided i might want to come back another year humorous speaking style
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7459 there you are ok humorous speaking style
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7460 ok and tell me when you're done humorous speaking style
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7461 so all right we'll leave them like that humorous speaking style
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7463 my hand is at risk here humorous speaking style
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7466 no good decision humorous speaking style
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7470 but if you were to guess humorous speaking style
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7471 i want everybody downstairs also to join in with me and everybody serious speaking style
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7472 why is that ok swap them around put your right hand up serious speaking style
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7473 ok but don't say my name like that serious speaking style
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7474 i'm so afraid of what i'm going to see serious speaking style
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7475 god serious speaking style
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7476 there's a wall there's a wall serious speaking style
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7477 i'm looking at the road all the time serious speaking style
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7481 but because your brains are not trained in the art of deception the solutions you come up with will percent of the time be way off the mark serious speaking style
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7483 things that go bump in the night nicole no serious speaking style
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7485 twice serious speaking style
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7486 ok take a seat serious speaking style
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7487 that's it all the way down all the way down serious speaking style
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7488 ok serious speaking style
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7491 come right over here next to me serious speaking style
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7492 excellent serious speaking style
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7495 now you don't know where the spike is and i don't know where it is either serious speaking style
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7496 now i'm going to put on the blindfold serious speaking style
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7497 tell me when i'm over a cup serious speaking style
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7606 and so this guy gets the snail all set up and gives it a good whack humorous speaking style
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7607 and believe it or not they went for it humorous speaking style
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7609 and yeah humorous speaking style
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7613 so i'd like to end on sort of a wacky note humorous speaking style
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7617 the body flexes backwards just a spectacular movement serious speaking style
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7618 and mantis shrimp are officially the fastest measured feeding strike of any animal system serious speaking style
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7619 and what this basically consists of is a large muscle that takes a good long time to contract and a latch that prevents anything from moving serious speaking style
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7620 and those membranous areas suggested to me that maybe this is some kind of flexible structure serious speaking style
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7622 so it's very well known to engineers not as well known to biologists serious speaking style
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7623 and one of the reasons why he designed roofs this way is because it's he found it fascinating that you could build such a strong structure that's made of so few materials and can be supported by so few points serious speaking style
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7680 i'm here today to talk about autonomous flying beach balls humorous speaking style
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7681 they're not even autonomous serious speaking style
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7690 as a multi purpose passenger vehicle it is now officially designed for occasional off road use humorous speaking style
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7692 so instead of trying to make a car that can fly we decided to try to make a plane that could drive serious speaking style
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7718 we haven't demonstrated this in humans yet but maybe it's just a matter of time before we find out humorous speaking style
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7719 so this came out in a scientific journal a few years ago but more importantly it was featured on miami so you really know it's true humorous speaking style
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7720 on the other hand when we do tours of our lab at the institute and we explain that we use robots and lasers to look at poop it turns out that not everyone wants to know humorous speaking style
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7721 what we need to do though is we need to develop a kind of microbial where we don't just know where we are currently but also where we want to go and what we need to do in order to get there and we need to be able to make this simple enough that even a child can use it humorous speaking style
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7722 and imagine if through new scientific advances we were just beginning to understand its importance to how we think of ourselves serious speaking style
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7724 each point here represents all the complex microbes in an entire microbial community serious speaking style
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7725 and we've just over the last few years found out that the microbes in different parts of the body are amazingly different from one another serious speaking style
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7738 it is not humorous speaking style
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7740 although some days she's also a which is a choice that i can respect humorous speaking style
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7741 they probably should have marketed this as some of the guardians of the galaxy humorous speaking style
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7744 but when i talk about my daughter the word i find myself saying most is athlete serious speaking style
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7749 they control the conversation serious speaking style
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7766 i mean just take a look at some of the titles of self help books awaken the giant within practicing the power of now or here's a great one we can all relate to you are a how to stop doubting your greatness and start living an awesome life humorous speaking style
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7767 if you're like most people when you hear the words our organization is going to start a transformation you're thinking uh oh humorous speaking style
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7768 you know frankly i'm not that good but i do have one distinct capability i am remarkably fast at finding my bike humorous speaking style
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7772 or given the urgency what they'll do is they'll just focus on the short term results but that doesn't give any hope for the future serious speaking style
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7786 you would never know until she told you humorous speaking style
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7788 now these animals are different from one another because they have different genes serious speaking style
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7856 this is mountains out of a timeline of global media panic humorous speaking style
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7857 these little green peaks are asteroid collisions humorous speaking style
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7860 so in order to really create a full image i had to honor the perspectives on the right hand side and at the same time uncomfortably recognize how many of those qualities were actually in me which was very very annoying and uncomfortable humorous speaking style
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7861 so essentially we had our first carbon neutral volcano humorous speaking style
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7862 this is the billion dollar o gram and this image arose out of frustration i had with the reporting of billion dollar amounts in the press serious speaking style
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7863 you can literally see them serious speaking style
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7864 and it mushroomed slightly serious speaking style
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7866 as you can see there's a kind of odd regular pattern in the data twin peaks every year serious speaking style
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7868 the masses move again not according to newton's laws but because they see this space time curvature and follow the little curves just like when our nestles up to us because of the mattress curvature humorous speaking style
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7870 we want to measure longitudes distances serious speaking style
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7912 both are fairly bad for your health humorous speaking style
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7914 very good humorous speaking style
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7915 on one occasion i was doing it every time i did a point that they didn't like they actually threw stones at me and when i did a point they liked they starting shooting in the air equally not great humorous speaking style
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7916 so if you have a traditional perception of terrorism it would be that it's one of criminality one of war serious speaking style
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7917 it's a load of nonsense serious speaking style
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7918 there's two essential ways of doing that if we carry on this brand theme serious speaking style
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7919 you could be looking there at poverty injustice all those sorts of things which feed terrorism serious speaking style
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7970 so i'm smiling humorous speaking style
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7971 the materials that allowed the battery operated facial expressions is a material that we call and it actually has three major innovations in the material that allow this to happen serious speaking style
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8018 if you shoot a particle at them and knock a hole in them they repair themselves they go zip and they repair the hole in which is not is really quick humorous speaking style
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8019 but i also in looking at more powerful technologies and and genetic engineering and other new emerging kind of digital technologies became very concerned about the potential for abuse serious speaking style
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8362 it's very gratifying to have this kind of reception here humorous speaking style
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8363 it doesn't make any difference because the only thing that ought to limit the performance of a system like this one is the number of pixels on your screen at any given moment serious speaking style
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8550 ladies and gentlemen that was in in the united states and i wish i had humorous speaking style
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8551 men don't talk humorous speaking style
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8552 i've been doing this for years serious speaking style
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8553 between and domestic violence among adult women in the united states has gone down by percent and that is great news serious speaking style
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8670 we can flip lorries coaches buses anything over with a nitrogen cannon with enough power humorous speaking style
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8673 i've been a professional stunt man for years serious speaking style
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8702 and of course everybody wants their own tower humorous speaking style
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8703 maybe many of you have had this experience serious speaking style
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8761 so next time you are at a dinner party you might want to reach for this possibly neutral drink humorous speaking style
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8764 but by the time we turn we will have all exchanged the neurons we were born with in that structure with adult born neurons serious speaking style
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8776 just shout it out humorous speaking style
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8777 you should have started with z humorous speaking style
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8778 it also allows us to go to the store and allows us to get milk and eggs and cheese when what we're really looking for is red bull and bacon humorous speaking style
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8781 and so i'm watching him and he slows down and finally he stops serious speaking style
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8783 it's more mundane serious speaking style
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8784 they're also able to reason at high levels serious speaking style
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8785 i want to see what happens with those words serious speaking style
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8794 actually oregonians spend more on alcohol than most other states which may be a good thing or a bad thing but it makes you glad they're driving less humorous speaking style
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8795 yet all of these innovations that's what they said in the brochure humorous speaking style
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8796 short talk humorous speaking style
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8797 i take some solace from winston churchill who put it this way the americans can be counted on to do the right thing once they have exhausted the alternatives humorous speaking style
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8798 and there's an alternative serious speaking style
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8799 since then we've doubled the number of roads in america and we now spend one fifth of our income on transportation serious speaking style
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8801 the health argument is a scary one and you've probably heard part of this argument before serious speaking style
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8920 i should be able to ask my house where my shoes are humorous speaking style
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8921 the supreme court ruled last month that a policeman has to get a warrant if he wants to do prolonged tracking but the law isn't clear about civilians doing this to one another so it's not just big brother we have to worry about but big neighbor humorous speaking style
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8922 they go on to jam innocent receivers for miles around you humorous speaking style
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8923 here's ramon looking for a little attention from dad that week humorous speaking style
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8924 here you are humorous speaking style
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8925 it's hard to overstate the effect that this change in accuracy has had on us serious speaking style
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8928 well these objections were perfectly reasonable a few years ago but things have changed serious speaking style
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9071 four months later i was back up on a snowboard although things didn't go quite as expected my knees and my ankles wouldn't bend and at one point i traumatized all the skiers on the chair lift when i fell and my legs still attached to my snowboard went flying down the mountain and i was on top of the mountain still humorous speaking style
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9072 with this job all i needed were my hands and my massage table by my side and i could go anywhere serious speaking style
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9161 hence the mars watch humorous speaking style
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9166 this is david oh one of our flight directors and he's at the beach in los angeles with his family at in the morning humorous speaking style
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9167 and one of the things that we all discovered is you can get anywhere in los angeles at in the morning when there's no traffic humorous speaking style
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9168 so those of us who were on mars time would refer to ourselves as martians and everyone else as earthlings humorous speaking style
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9171 so before we send people we send robots serious speaking style
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9172 so we have to think as if we are actually on mars with the serious speaking style
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9175 and that was because again this eventually becomes hard on your body serious speaking style
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9176 what it means in terms of the distances between them how they will start to feel separate from each other and just the logistics of the time serious speaking style
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9177 so the next time you think you don't have enough time in your day just remember it's all a matter of your earthly perspective serious speaking style
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9179 and you can tell it is a starck design by its precision its playfulness its innovation and its promise of imminent violence humorous speaking style
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9180 and unlike the juicy it does not threaten to attach itself to your brain rather it simply attaches itself to your brain humorous speaking style
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9181 when it was uncovered it ushered in a new era of streamlined futuristic design called which came to be synonymous with the jet age a misnomer serious speaking style
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9182 you can take it home with you unlike the theme building which will stay where it is forever serious speaking style
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9272 and it's important to note that they're to scale so if you stand feet back and you can read between those two black lines you have vision humorous speaking style
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9273 just go with me humorous speaking style
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9274 you're going to remember that fact for like years humorous speaking style
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9277 that's a day and i have them all humorous speaking style
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9278 but there is one thing i know how to do i know how to program a computer serious speaking style
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9280 really simple idea you take every academy award best picture you speed it up to one minute each and string them all together serious speaking style
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9281 and so i this code to train a system on one person in our culture who would never need to be in that manner which is spears serious speaking style
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9282 i was there too with a film crew serious speaking style
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9283 this is the so called lansdowne portrait serious speaking style
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9292 and last is that we're more connected now to more people on the planet than ever before except for if you're sitting next to someone humorous speaking style
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9294 in closing and as we're moving towards the end i just also want to encourage and i'm willing to share my failures as well though not from the stage humorous speaking style
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9296 and third is that physical things are readable on a map so restaurants a variety of venues but also with and other technology like and it continues to expand beyond that we can also track things that are moving like a car a taxicab a transit system a box that's moving through time and space serious speaking style
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9297 they did not invent car sharing serious speaking style
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9402 and at every day it doesn't matter who you're emailing or what you're doing the desks rise to the ceiling humorous speaking style
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9403 this person will never see the email you just sent humorous speaking style
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9406 it doesn't mean everyone goes in and eats dog food but businesspeople will use their own products to demonstrate that they feel that they're confident in them serious speaking style
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9407 at the end of the call the journalist threw in a question that seemed like a sort of softball serious speaking style
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9408 what's really interesting about the school is that percent of the kids who go there have parents who are high level silicon valley tech execs serious speaking style
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9489 or even more powerful in film morgan freeman humorous speaking style
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9491 so when you're watching a movie and a phone rings it's not actually ringing serious speaking style
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9550 he was always singing and making jokes and his daughters and sons saved me from his bull who wanted to attack me on the fourth floor humorous speaking style
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9552 i remember how we got delayed on uncle house when his pigs that are bred on the rooftop were eating the sand bags that hold the lifts humorous speaking style
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9553 and you keep going all the way to the top humorous speaking style
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9556 they say they are the ones who produce the garbage not them humorous speaking style
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9557 the art piece at some point will disappear vanish and actually there is somebody who is building a second floor in front of uncle house so it's covering part of the painting so i might need to go back and paint over it humorous speaking style
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9558 this event killed their livelihood serious speaking style
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9559 from outside it looks chaotic but everything is perfectly organized serious speaking style
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9561 he was the key of the project serious speaking style
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9562 it was really important for me that the community felt connected to the words serious speaking style
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9564 actually they live in the garbage serious speaking style
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9565 if you want to see the real image of somebody maybe you should change your angle serious speaking style
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9610 you don't like it shake it and you have a lesbian couple humorous speaking style
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9611 i remember we cried profusely when the little goats we played with in the summer became humorous speaking style
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9613 it's a little quirky and silly serious speaking style
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9614 you can draw as everyone should serious speaking style
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9615 it's a children's book about indian independence very patriotic serious speaking style
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9670 they're not very well designed humorous speaking style
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9671 today i'm going to show you four because i hope to have a competitive advantage at the end of this still humorous speaking style
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9678 and that's ok right a lot of people are very happy with serious speaking style
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9679 there's nothing you can do serious speaking style
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9680 and it's going to be more important than the social layer and affect our lives more deeply and perhaps more serious speaking style
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9738 i enrolled myself in something called sexual surrogacy therapy in which people i was encouraged to call doctors prescribed what i was encouraged to call exercises with women i was encouraged to call surrogates who were not exactly prostitutes but who were also not exactly anything else humorous speaking style
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9740 i've sometimes wondered whether i could have ceased to hate that part of myself without gay technicolor fiesta of which this speech is one manifestation humorous speaking style
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9741 a friend of mine who thought gay pride was getting very carried away with itself once suggested that we organize gay humility week humorous speaking style
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9744 you're four humorous speaking style
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9745 my last book was about how families manage to deal with various kinds of challenging or unusual offspring serious speaking style
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9746 and that day my mom took me to the zoo and out for a hot fudge sundae serious speaking style
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9747 and i graduated high school without ever going to the cafeteria where i would have sat with the girls and been laughed at for doing so or sat with the boys and been laughed at for being a boy who should be sitting with the girls serious speaking style
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9750 building identity is about changing the world serious speaking style
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9751 she had sought meaning and made her travail into a crucial identity serious speaking style
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9834 now one of the things about play is that it is born by curiosity and exploration humorous speaking style
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9835 now this is a consequence of play deprivation humorous speaking style
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9839 but on the other side of that predatory gaze is a female husky in a play bow wagging her tail serious speaking style
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9884 the standards have changed such that as says the typical road to a subdivision in america allows you to see the curvature of the earth humorous speaking style
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9886 and this is the only bicyclist that i met in pasadena so humorous speaking style
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9888 you need to do all four of these things simultaneously and that's the structure of my talk today to take you through each of those serious speaking style
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9891 it's so easy to understand the places where you only live the places where you only work the places where you only shop and our super sized public institutions serious speaking style
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10129 every night on the tv news now is like a nature hike through the book of revelation humorous speaking style
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10131 turns out it makes a difference if it's cheaper than humorous speaking style
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10132 and she had just put solar panels on her roof and she didn't understand the request humorous speaking style
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10135 that right now is the open sewer for our industrial civilization as it's currently organized serious speaking style
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10136 and the accumulated amount of man made global warming pollution that is up in the atmosphere now traps as much extra heat energy as would be released by hiroshima class atomic bombs exploding every hours days a year serious speaking style
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10137 the white represents normal temperature days are arbitrarily chosen serious speaking style
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10138 so we're having record breaking temperatures serious speaking style
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10139 and the scientists can measure the heat buildup much more precisely now at all depths deep mid ocean the first few hundred meters serious speaking style
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10158 last year we did a dance in zero gravity and once we set up an obstacle course out of thousands of musical instruments in the desert and then played them by stunt driving a car through them humorous speaking style
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10159 and i think the big contributing factor may have been that this is how i decorated my high school bedroom humorous speaking style
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10160 so i was in this visual maelstrom just pretty much usually sitting in one place and i guess just the overload in general my brain kind of tried to make sense of it and i would if i could move my head off to one side a little bit the edge of the desk would line up just perfectly with that poster on the opposite wall or if i put my thumb out i could close first my left eye and then my right and my thumb would bounce back and forth between jimi left eye and his right humorous speaking style
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10161 and what i'm trying to do is get that back there to stick out of her head like a ponytail humorous speaking style
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10162 which is one ten thousandth of one percent so your chance for success is literally one in a million humorous speaking style
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10163 we try to find a sandbox and then we gamble a whole bunch of our resources on getting in that sandbox and playing humorous speaking style
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10164 it was like my was lines long and columns wide which i presume that if anybody is going to understand that it's this crowd humorous speaking style
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10171 and when it does click it doesn't feel like you thought up that puzzle piece it feels like you found it like it was a set of relationships that you unlocked serious speaking style
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10172 and then with that plan in mind you go back and double check your original idea and maybe revise it and then bouncing back and forth between the idea and the plan the plan and the idea eventually you come up with a truly great plan serious speaking style
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10173 that was things that we had to have go according to our plan serious speaking style
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10356 sixty eight percent of mothers with high feelings of entitlement and self esteem identified with the dancing cats in a commercial for purina humorous speaking style
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10357 i'm going to go ahead and say it out loud anyway are hideous humorous speaking style
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10358 a few days later the scene was memorialized in a political cartoon back in washington serious speaking style
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10359 because think about the teddy bear serious speaking style
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10360 i also need alcohol and morphine because it's the only way i can work humorous speaking style
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10361 according to his biographer he looked as if for the first time he had discovered there was evil in the world humorous speaking style
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10362 if that belief turns out to be mistaken it will make a difference humorous speaking style
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10363 this is why spouses in happy marriages tend to think that their husband or wife looks much better than anyone else thinks that they do humorous speaking style
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10364 and in fact there's a thriving market in the partially eaten food of beloved people humorous speaking style
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10365 as my wife put it you've washed away the clooney humorous speaking style
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10366 she reaches into her purse and hands him a humorous speaking style
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10367 but what i want to point out is you can buy this from humorous speaking style
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10368 he went through europe through world war stealing extorting and occasionally buying various paintings for his collection serious speaking style
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10369 and at some point the dutch police came into amsterdam and arrested van serious speaking style
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10370 in particular the supper at emmaus which was viewed as finest masterpiece his best work people would come from all over the world to see it was actually a forgery serious speaking style
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10371 many sociologists like and wolfe would argue that the reason why we take origins so seriously is because we're snobs because we're focused on status serious speaking style
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10372 so i want to suggest that pleasure is deep and that this isn't true just for higher level pleasures like art but even the most seemingly simple pleasures are affected by our beliefs about hidden serious speaking style
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10373 few of you would eat it if it's a rat or a human serious speaking style
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10374 they believe mcdonald's food is tastier and it leads them to experience it as tastier serious speaking style
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10375 everybody of course drinks exactly the same wine serious speaking style
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10440 in fact they're so well known that you might even recognize them in a slightly or somewhat different form humorous speaking style
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10441 we had never seen our planet from this perspective before serious speaking style
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10568 so basically china is a sick bric country humorous speaking style
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10571 central cat and local cats humorous speaking style
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10572 there is not only in china but also in the united states there are some very small cute but bad cats humorous speaking style
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10574 in the north there was a great wall chang cheng serious speaking style
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10575 but if you think the is something like a wasteland i think it's wrong serious speaking style
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10576 so even though china's is a totally censored internet but still chinese internet society is really booming serious speaking style
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10580 my parents suffered through many more of my science fair projects including a remote controlled garbage can humorous speaking style
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10582 the first stage was completed at home which consisted of the chicken grilling the chicken amassing it and preparing it to be transported to the lab serious speaking style
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10606 and i had this idea that camp was going to be just like this but better humorous speaking style
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10609 so i couldn't figure out for the life of me why we were supposed to be so rowdy or why we had to spell this word incorrectly humorous speaking style
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10610 and the vast majority of teachers reports believing that the ideal student is an extrovert as opposed to an introvert even though actually get better grades and are more knowledgeable according to research humorous speaking style
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10612 but now all of a sudden my job is very different and my job is to be out here talking about it talking about humorous speaking style
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10613 and i call this my year of speaking dangerously humorous speaking style
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10614 just stop it humorous speaking style
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10616 and i always sensed deep down that this was wrong and that were pretty excellent just as they were serious speaking style
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10617 a third to a half of the population are a third to a half serious speaking style
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10618 is more about how do you respond to stimulation including social stimulation serious speaking style
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10619 so if you picture the typical classroom nowadays when i was going to school we sat in rows serious speaking style
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10622 this is especially important when it comes to creativity and to productivity because when psychologists look at the lives of the most creative people what they find are people who are very good at exchanging ideas and advancing ideas but who also have a serious streak of in them serious speaking style
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10623 now of course this does not mean that we should all stop collaborating and case in point is steve wozniak famously coming together with steve jobs to start apple computer but it does mean that solitude matters and that for some people it is the air that they breathe serious speaking style
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10624 i bought a fast car humorous speaking style
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10625 i couldn't care less if clients ever called humorous speaking style
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10628 reaching success i was pretty good at coming up with good ideas serious speaking style
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10629 and i got distracted by it serious speaking style
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10669 this photo taken just before his death is actually a no one reason this photo is interesting is because most people would not do this and if they did they would not live to tell it because fear would have kicked in a long time ago to a natural predator humorous speaking style
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10670 i'll tell you when you can turn back humorous speaking style
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10677 let me give you just some examples of how some powerful examples of how this has been used historically serious speaking style
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10678 these are disgust properties that are trying to be directly linked to the social group that you should not like serious speaking style
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10680 interestingly what they also showed in a finding that we kept getting in our previous studies as well was that one of the strongest influences here is that individuals who are very disgust sensitive not only are more likely to report being politically conservative but they're also very much more opposed to gay marriage and homosexuality and pretty much a lot of the socio moral issues in the sexual domain serious speaking style
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10681 let me just give you an example from a recent study that we conducted serious speaking style
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10682 and what we found was that just taking a questionnaire next to this hand sanitizing reminder made individuals report being more politically conservative serious speaking style
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10683 in the case of disgust what is a little bit more surprising is the scope of this influence serious speaking style
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10684 on average it was just a completely pointless exchange of money that i would regret humorous speaking style
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10685 and so what i'm going to do is i'm going to pour wax in the ears of you and all the men stay with me so that you can't hear the song and then i'm going to have you tie me to the mast so that i can listen and we can all sail by unaffected serious speaking style
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10686 and please raise your hand if you've ever used tinder to help you find a mate humorous speaking style
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10688 but it turns out that the key social identifier is how much you're going to talk in the car humorous speaking style
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10691 i distinctly remember telling my dad that i wanted to buy a navy blue secondhand peugeot on and he rightfully pointed out that the seller's name was invisible wizard and that this probably was not such a good idea humorous speaking style
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10694 you got it ok serious speaking style
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10695 there are in fact hundreds of definitions of trust and most can be reduced to some kind of risk assessment of how likely it is that things will go right serious speaking style
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10697 our behaviors transform often relatively quickly serious speaking style
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10699 i am constantly stunned by major breaches of trust the news corp phone hacking the volkswagen emissions scandal the widespread abuse in the catholic church the fact that only one measly banker went to jail after the great financial crisis or more recently the panama papers that revealed how the rich can exploit offshore tax regimes serious speaking style
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10762 is the country gonna make it will democracy flourish what scares you most what scares me most is is you lack of your engagement humorous speaking style
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10763 the question now however is both about which form of capitalism and which type of democratic participation serious speaking style
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10904 well i don't know what you're thinking but i'm talking about the beards humorous speaking style
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10905 i made a few changes let go of some loose trappings of my old life and through a bit of a leap of logic decided to row across the atlantic ocean humorous speaking style
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10906 we have a bit of a thing going on serious speaking style
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10907 i did what people from my kind of background were supposed to do serious speaking style
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11004 in fact the words wrong number were more popular than the word hello humorous speaking style
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11005 and the second goat says no the book was better humorous speaking style
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11006 and they scrawled on the windshield in a reference to the show's heroine long live humorous speaking style
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11008 all the others have been all those three humorous speaking style
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11010 the americans have even recognized it in an agreement serious speaking style
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11011 soft power is a concept invented by a harvard academic joseph nye a friend of mine serious speaking style
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11012 so soft power is something that really emerges partly because of governments but partly despite governments serious speaking style
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11013 in order to have soft power you have to be connected serious speaking style
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11014 he had written vague but exciting in pencil in the corner humorous speaking style
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11015 but months later this is how innovation happens months later my boss said i could do it on the side as a sort of a play project kick the tires of a new computer we'd got serious speaking style
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11030 sorry about this jeff humorous speaking style
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11031 should've been a dancer humorous speaking style
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11032 don't worry humorous speaking style
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11033 or maybe you're even the woolly mammoth humorous speaking style
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11034 next time you hear someone singing over your shoulder it might be bono humorous speaking style
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11035 and the look on my face is the feeling that i've been searching for ever since serious speaking style
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11036 music yeah serious speaking style
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11038 and after years of searching i found a prototype serious speaking style
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11100 i haven't come to the best part humorous speaking style
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11101 there are a lot of stories about why we did this serious speaking style
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11124 the remnant whale populations were saved by technological innovators and profit maximizing capitalists humorous speaking style
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11125 this is not very gratifying after more than a century of devoted engineering effort humorous speaking style
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11127 we are the saudi arabia of barrels humorous speaking style
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11131 on the competitiveness front we all know that toyota has more market cap than the big three put together serious speaking style
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11132 the point here is these cars are going to be made super efficient serious speaking style
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11133 and one of the worst of these is what it does to our standing in the world if other countries think that everything we do is about oil if we have to treat countries that have oil differently than countries that don't have oil serious speaking style
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11165 because he's an open mouth sleeper he says he has to floss more to help prevent gum disease and so i asked him how often he and he said every other day humorous speaking style
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11167 i think he was drunk humorous speaking style
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11169 not long after she left her job to study photography in maine and while she was there she ended up meeting the director of photography at the new york times magazine and was actually offered a job serious speaking style
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11173 he was there alone drinking and she was with friends serious speaking style
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11174 at the end of the day after we left sun city i told alec that i didn't actually think that the stories of how these couples met were all that interesting serious speaking style
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11318 they gave it back to the wise old woman humorous speaking style
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11319 and as the saying goes when angry you will make the best speech you will ever regret humorous speaking style
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11321 and then when he paused and everyone looked at me for a response from a balcony perspective i was able to thank him for his remarks and say i appreciate your criticism of my country and i take it as a sign that we're among friends and can speak candidly to one another humorous speaking style
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11323 brotherly tempers started to get strained serious speaking style
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11324 we're all one family serious speaking style
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11325 as i've spent the last better part of three decades almost four traveling the world trying to work getting involved in conflicts ranging from yugoslavia to the middle east to chechnya to venezuela some of the most difficult conflicts on the face of the planet i've been asking myself that question serious speaking style
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11980 you could also use the face network to hallucinate into this and you get some pretty crazy stuff humorous speaking style
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11982 and the poetry is you know i think kind of not bad actually humorous speaking style
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11983 the flip side of perception is creativity turning a concept into something out there into the world serious speaking style
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11984 because unlike say the heart or the intestines you really can't say very much about a brain by just looking at it at least with the naked eye serious speaking style
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11985 and these structures these cells that have these these branches that can go very very long distances this was very novel at the time serious speaking style
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12150 but i'm also pro arithmetic humorous speaking style
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12151 yet humorous speaking style
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12154 it's my house with a ferrari out front humorous speaking style
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12155 some people call it a lifestyle change humorous speaking style
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12156 to get lightbulbs per person you'd need a land area something like three and a half worth either in our country or in someone else's country possibly ireland possibly somewhere else humorous speaking style
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12157 the total area of those is two greater london's worth of someone else's sahara and you'll need power lines all the way across spain and france to bring the power from the sahara to surrey humorous speaking style
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12161 the length of the road doesn't matter because the longer the road the more plantation serious speaking style
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12162 and it might make you think perhaps there's an issue to do with areas serious speaking style
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12163 it's actually a bigger footprint if we take into account the embodied energy in the stuff we import into our country as well serious speaking style
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12165 top left we have canada and australia with enormous land areas very high per capita consumption or lightbulbs per person and very low population densities serious speaking style
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12182 or my favorite the love you mean it humorous speaking style
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12183 what this is doing is we find a a direct collision we find a direct collision between availability and what's possible through availability and a fundamental human need which we've been hearing about a lot actually the need to create shared narratives humorous speaking style
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12184 there's a significant delta in fact between what we're willing to accept serious speaking style
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12185 the stories that we tell what we push out becomes who we are serious speaking style
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12322 so they're smart but poor humorous speaking style
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12323 obviously there's a big training effect as you can imagine humorous speaking style
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12324 right who thinks you could beat the chimps wrong humorous speaking style
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12325 everyone chooses a number from zero to we're going to compute the average of those numbers and whoever's closest to two thirds of the average wins a fixed prize serious speaking style
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12326 a lot of people say i really don't know what people are going to pick so i think the average will be serious speaking style
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12327 that's better serious speaking style
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12332 why not us and thanks to the people of interface i have become a recovering humorous speaking style
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12333 it is practical and pretty too humorous speaking style
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12334 and as my good friend and adviser amory lovins says if something exists it must be possible humorous speaking style
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12335 in his book paul charges business and industry as one the major culprit in causing the decline of the biosphere and two the only institution that is large enough and pervasive enough and powerful enough to really lead humankind out of this mess serious speaking style
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12336 asked later in the canadian documentary the corporation what i meant by the go to jail remark i offered that theft is a crime serious speaking style
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12337 still it works to help us understand the problem serious speaking style
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12388 like yourself i'm a complex amalgam of positive and negative personality traits that emerge or not depending on the circumstances humorous speaking style
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12389 the good news is i married her the next year humorous speaking style
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12390 some got killed and some did it without drug assistance serious speaking style
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12391 if you look at it and focus on the white what you see is a world full of angels serious speaking style
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12449 then at breakfast the pig that i followed the hairs off the pig or proteins from the hairs off the pig were used as an of dough humorous speaking style
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12450 and according to them this creates an artificial lung in the filter humorous speaking style
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12453 fine bone china this is a real classic serious speaking style
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12454 but i didn't want you to miss out on this one because this well it's called portion controlled meat cuts serious speaking style
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12494 for the in the audience i love what doing i admire the guts i admire the courage but your rockets are pointed in the wrong goddamn direction humorous speaking style
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12496 the rational for the worlds first flight school goes something like when the come up to me and say they used to leave us alone when we were diving these goofy little spherical things but when we started flying around in underwater jet fighters they got a little nervous they would come up and say do you have a license for that and then id put my sunglasses on the beard that would all sprout out and i would say i need no stinking license humorous speaking style
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12498 if you think that the relative importance two to one wrong by a factor of ten serious speaking style
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12499 the problem we have in believing that is you just have to give up this notion that this earth was created for us serious speaking style
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12500 for instance me and my sister when we were little we would compete to see who could eat the most squirrel brains humorous speaking style
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12501 so i should talk about art humorous speaking style
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12502 i'm just going to make the whole thing myself humorous speaking style
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12503 i figured out their bios their passions in life and their art styles and i started making their work humorous speaking style
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12505 one of these is scratch off masterpieces humorous speaking style
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12506 and in this one it's called drawing the short stick humorous speaking style
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12509 this one's called love song's nest humorous speaking style
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12511 and the second thing that i was longing for was some more exquisite craftsmanship and technique serious speaking style
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12513 so i should start to talk about these guys serious speaking style
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12514 i'm under the river with those fish serious speaking style
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12515 and what i loved about her work is when i would walk around it and look down into the sky looking down to watch the sky and it unfolded in a new way serious speaking style
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12516 the next artist is kay and she's interested in and transience serious speaking style
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12517 for this family he made this still life painting serious speaking style
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12518 and so they're valuable serious speaking style
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12519 and you in essence have a funeral that you get to be present for serious speaking style
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12520 and this piece those aren't actually leaves serious speaking style
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12521 thank you serious speaking style
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12615 well interestingly what you find there is usually you are introduced to the head of the innovation lab or the center as they may call it and more often than not it's an indian humorous speaking style
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12619 once you take this there's no reason to restrict innovation the beneficiaries of innovation just to end users serious speaking style
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12734 in case you're wondering this is our strength test humorous speaking style
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12735 we would not do this today unless we were doing it for film humorous speaking style
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12736 that's more than you pay for ted if dropped their sponsorship humorous speaking style
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12738 along the way we've discovered fantastic and chambers so large that you can see for hundreds of meters without a break in the line of sight serious speaking style
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12739 the idea is to try to provide some measure of physical comfort while you're down there otherwise in damp moist cold conditions in utterly dark places serious speaking style
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12740 i don't think there's been a mission like that in a long time serious speaking style
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12741 this is some life support equipment closed cycle serious speaking style
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12844 is that true if he did he was a very lucky man humorous speaking style
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12847 i think he felt that the greatest things in life were accidental and perhaps not planned at all serious speaking style
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13001 clouds humorous speaking style
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13002 i know firsthand serious speaking style
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13096 okay humorous speaking style
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13097 and as if that wasn't enough all of these incredibly complicating things right they wanted it in one shot humorous speaking style
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13098 we went to home depot well over a hundred times humorous speaking style
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13099 small stuff stinks but of course it's essential right what else planning is incredibly important humorous speaking style
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13101 we'll be showing the video at the end but before we do i want to talk a little bit about what it is that they wanted serious speaking style
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13102 so we were really excited about working with them serious speaking style
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13103 so we came up with a list of requirements the commandments and they were in order of ascending difficulty the first is no magic serious speaking style
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13104 so we have this foot warehouse we were using divided between two floors serious speaking style
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13105 little balls in wooden tracks are really susceptible to humidity and temperature and a little bit of dust and they fall out of the tracks the exact angles makes it hard to get right serious speaking style
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13228 she's at the ted prize humorous speaking style
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13229 no pun intended humorous speaking style
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13230 people started to ask me where is this guy now al offered him a job humorous speaking style
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13231 now josh rushing actually ended up leaving the military and taking a job with al humorous speaking style
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13232 wow some of you watched it serious speaking style
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13233 this is donna at the statue of liberty serious speaking style
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13234 but i'd like to talk about another way to travel that doesn't require a ship or an airplane and just requires a movie camera a projector and a screen serious speaking style
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13235 there was a center there where they were teaching people how to read and write and get vaccinations against the many diseases you can get from sorting through garbage serious speaking style
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13450 now i think that we can all agree that mathematicians are famously excellent at finding love humorous speaking style
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13452 of all of the available women in the all peter's looking for is somebody who lives near him somebody in the right age range somebody with a university degree somebody he's likely to get on well with somebody who's likely to be attractive somebody who's likely to find him attractive humorous speaking style
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13454 and so to try to persuade you of how totally amazing excellent and relevant mathematics is i want to give you my top three mathematically verifiable tips for love humorous speaking style
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13455 but my particular favorite is that it turns out that on an online dating website how attractive you are does not dictate how popular you are and actually having people think that you're ugly can work to your advantage humorous speaking style
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13456 because i know just as well as all of you do that love doesn't really work like that serious speaking style
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13458 it's this spread that makes you more popular on an online internet dating website serious speaking style
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13459 so he recorded what was said in the conversation he recorded their skin conductivity he recorded their facial expressions their heart rates their blood pressure basically everything apart from whether or not the wife was actually always right which incidentally she totally is serious speaking style
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13460 but actually the mathematics and subsequent findings by the team have shown the exact opposite is true serious speaking style
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13461 so those are my top three tips of how can help you with love and relationships serious speaking style
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13483 so i learned to follow hunches even though you can't necessarily justify them or know where they're going to go serious speaking style
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13694 no slouching no pants hanging down none of that stuff humorous speaking style
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13697 see if it works humorous speaking style
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13698 i wanted to see if my memory was correct and my god it was humorous speaking style
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13699 average which i shouldn't have been allowed in with and then i started out in engineering and that only lasted six months humorous speaking style
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13701 so they shipped me off to the army and lo and behold many years later i'm considered one of the greatest sons the city college of new york has ever had humorous speaking style
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13702 we'll get another kid humorous speaking style
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13703 they never left humorous speaking style
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13704 they never cooked humorous speaking style
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13705 gotta have a dirty water dog humorous speaking style
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13709 you'll notice that the building is rather austere serious speaking style
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13710 i say now listen serious speaking style
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13711 and then we introduce them to somebody who they come to hate immediately the drill sergeant serious speaking style
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13712 and that's just the way it is serious speaking style
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13713 i'm telling you you didn't shave serious speaking style
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13714 and so we need more of this kind of structure and respect in the lives of our children serious speaking style
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13715 it's part of the answer serious speaking style
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13718 and i watched my own young grandchildren now come along and they're much to the distress of my children they are acting just like we did serious speaking style
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13720 every child ought to have a good start in life serious speaking style
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13721 that's what's going on serious speaking style
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13722 we don't have time to waste for that serious speaking style
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13724 that's how the system's supposed to work serious speaking style
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13766 it doesn't surprise me that in this climate many of our institutions for the provision of health care start to look a heck of a lot like jiffy lube humorous speaking style
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13924 once though he agreed to make false papers for someone you might recognize humorous speaking style
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13925 let me introduce him serious speaking style
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14037 i mean here you have these guys who basically thought they were just following this hunch this little passion that had developed then they thought they were fighting the cold war and then it turns out they're just helping somebody find a soy latte humorous speaking style
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14038 because before the spread of coffee and tea through british culture what people drank both elite and mass folks drank day in and day out from dawn until dusk was alcohol serious speaking style
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14039 and so it's not an accident that a great flowering of innovation happened as england switched to tea and coffee serious speaking style
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14162 we're designing environments that make us crazy humorous speaking style
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14164 some of my best friends are architects humorous speaking style
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14165 or who say don't spend all your budget on a huge screen in the conference room and then place one tiny microphone in the middle of a table for people humorous speaking style
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14166 sound affects us physiologically psychologically and all the time serious speaking style
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14167 a room like this has acoustics this one very good acoustics serious speaking style
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14169 they had to go back in and spend pounds putting the walls in serious speaking style
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14233 walk up to it and smack it on the backside humorous speaking style
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14234 puff up and just look it in the eye and it may not want to fight you humorous speaking style
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14237 i come from a region in the remote northwest part of the country serious speaking style
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14239 we lived under apartheid regime serious speaking style
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14240 they could sell these things for anything between a kilo serious speaking style
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14330 and it's so tempting to think that it's all about me humorous speaking style
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14331 this is the closest to an oriental feast that you will ever get in vienna humorous speaking style
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14332 in tel aviv they come to my concerts humorous speaking style
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14337 he means mozart which is like a third seat from the center humorous speaking style
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14339 so he had to resign humorous speaking style
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14340 it says never look at the trombones it only encourages them humorous speaking style
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14347 he says you start when you can't stand it anymore humorous speaking style
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14348 next video please humorous speaking style
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14349 they do need to go to a for two weeks later humorous speaking style
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14350 you know this little office of the conductor serious speaking style
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14351 i hope you'll think it's a good example of harmony serious speaking style
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14354 people who build this wonderful concert hall serious speaking style
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14356 yeah so clear serious speaking style
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14357 or he is actually transferring a very strong message to them saying come on guys serious speaking style
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14360 he says this is the gesture of the music serious speaking style
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14361 that's what he does serious speaking style
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14364 see he is there percent but not commanding not telling what to do serious speaking style
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14365 you see that first of all it's a kind of a compliment we all like to get serious speaking style
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14367 and all you put together in partnership brings about the best music serious speaking style
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14488 but when i'm sitting in my car after an hour and a half of commute every day that reality looks very different humorous speaking style
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14491 with that amount of time ancient egyptians could have built pyramids of giza humorous speaking style
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14493 the result a strange traffic that mixes the fast and smooth rigor of german and the creative vitality of the intersections of humorous speaking style
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14495 wow i thought our vascular system all the veins and arteries in our body making miracles of logistics every day serious speaking style
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14496 i don't know if you realize but each of us has miles of blood vessels in our bodies miles serious speaking style
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14497 if our surface grid is saturated well let's elevate our traffic serious speaking style
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14499 those drivers could all fit in one red bus serious speaking style
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14508 now i'm destined to spend a lot of time with some unique very very special individualistic and often seductive female characters humorous speaking style
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14509 and of course one of the rules that we have in the vehicle is that he who drowns the vehicle gets to swim with the crocodiles humorous speaking style
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14510 it was the only way for me to save the marriage because beverly felt she was being replaced you see humorous speaking style
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14511 okay so she was a little bit rough humorous speaking style
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14512 and well we can report in fact that we're grandparents humorous speaking style
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14513 but one of the things that science really lets us down on is that personality that individual personality that these animals have serious speaking style
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14515 this particular one is called he who greets with fire and you can just see that about him you know that's his character serious speaking style
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14516 but we're really there seeking and searching and filming the cats serious speaking style
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14517 and we can only work that out as people were seeing parallels between the side of nature and gang warfare serious speaking style
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14718 i actually wrote hopefully for the last time in public ever humorous speaking style
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14719 i love the little smile she does right over the top of the note like no problem everything's fine humorous speaking style
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14720 they wouldn't have me serious speaking style
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14721 it sounds great serious speaking style
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14772 that's about the percentage of the american public that believes the moon landing was a fake humorous speaking style
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14773 and if you want proof let's start where most conversations in the us seem to start with kim kardashian humorous speaking style
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14774 suddenly my family was thrown into the middle of a nightmare being told that my brother was going to die actually being given the opportunity to say goodbye to him then several emergency brain surgeries and now what's amounted for matt to a lifetime spent courageously recovering from a traumatic brain injury serious speaking style
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14775 only instead of doing it to sell products doing it to save lives serious speaking style
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14776 it makes for an exotic and chilly commute humorous speaking style
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14777 it records the annual rise and fall of greenhouse gases and temperatures going back before the onset of the last ice ages serious speaking style
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14952 i turned to my mom and dad to tell them we needed to go home and at that moment you came out of the student union building wearing the stupidest hat i've ever seen in my life humorous speaking style
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14953 it was creepy humorous speaking style
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14955 he just kind of held the lollipop out like this humorous speaking style
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14956 but to give it to ourselves right now means a level of arrogance or cockiness that we're not comfortable with serious speaking style
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14957 and she told me a story that had happened four years earlier serious speaking style
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14958 it's scary to think of ourselves as that powerful frightening to think we can matter that much to other people serious speaking style
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14959 we need to redefine leadership as being about lollipop moments how many of them we create how many we acknowledge how many of them we pay forward and how many we say thank you for serious speaking style
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14978 now i can't speak for you but it seems to be the case that we don't have sex with people we can't talk to humorous speaking style
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14979 and just as you use the remote control device to alter the internal settings of your television to suit your mood you use your language to alter the settings inside someone else's brain to suit your interests serious speaking style
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15128 this is the machine he built humorous speaking style
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15129 here we have an electrical model illustrating a mind having a will but capable of only two ideas humorous speaking style
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15130 this is a letter from the director concerned about especially unfair on the matter of sugar humorous speaking style
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15133 so there's of these tubes like a engine running the memory humorous speaking style
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15134 no use went home humorous speaking style
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15135 damn it i can be just as stubborn as this thing humorous speaking style
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15136 way off humorous speaking style
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15137 so they really were working under tough conditions humorous speaking style
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15140 i know when i'm licked humorous speaking style
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15141 even errors were duplicated humorous speaking style
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15145 the instructions which govern this operation must be given in absolutely exhaustive detail serious speaking style
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15151 maniac regained its memory when the power went off serious speaking style
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15155 they have to have something serious speaking style
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15258 the last time china had a quake of that magnitude it took them three months to admit that it had happened humorous speaking style
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15259 the one was kittens on a treadmill but that's the internet for you humorous speaking style
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15260 and there was some concern that in some parts of the country there might be voter suppression serious speaking style
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15261 it isn't when the shiny new tools show up that their uses start permeating society serious speaking style
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15290 people were eating boxed lunches on tables and there was a sad band playing music or a band playing sad music probably both humorous speaking style
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15291 enigma number one how do you create jobs in america in a global economy number two very quickly how do you solve global climate change when we don't even have a national energy policy in this country and when gridlock in congress seems to be the norm in fact there was a poll that was done recently and the pollster compared congress's approval ratings to a number of other unpleasant things and it was found in fact that congress's approval rating is worse than cockroaches lice the band root canals and donald trump humorous speaking style
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15292 i was elected in and at the end of my first year in office in i got a call from one of my staff members who said gov we have a big problem serious speaking style
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15293 i'm the new governor serious speaking style
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15294 and then she actually built it humorous speaking style
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15295 we have not quite figured out our acoustic insulation humorous speaking style
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15297 so that's the blueprint of the house humorous speaking style
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15298 it's a challenge how do you make a ceiling if you don't have any flat boards to work with let me tell you sometimes i dream of sheet rock and plywood humorous speaking style
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15299 it can get hot in the tropics so we make big curving roofs to catch the breezes serious speaking style
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15300 each year it sends up a new generation of shoots serious speaking style
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15301 it's strong serious speaking style
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15302 nine of them are at green village you've just seen inside some of these homes and we fill them with furniture we surround them with veggie gardens we would love to invite you all to come visit someday serious speaking style
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15434 as though she's a southern waitress humorous speaking style
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15436 or maybe it's called being a workaholic humorous speaking style
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15438 nothing out of the ordinary humorous speaking style
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15439 all that exists are sticky fingers and gooey kisses and tiny voices and crayons and that song about letting go of whatever it is that frozen girl needs to let go of humorous speaking style
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15440 i've got issues humorous speaking style
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15442 your child does not think you're that interesting humorous speaking style
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15443 if i'm not a ladybug or a piece of candy i'm invisible after minutes humorous speaking style
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15445 did i want to be on live tv no but yes serious speaking style
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15446 and it's had a magical effect on me on my children on our family serious speaking style
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15447 no serious speaking style
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15449 in america my television shows are back to back to back on thursday night serious speaking style
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15451 for me my work is at all times building a nation out of thin air serious speaking style
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15452 i love working serious speaking style
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15454 i just know that i want to tell you i'm a titan and i know that i don't want to question it serious speaking style
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15455 i love that hum serious speaking style
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15537 dad wasn't a real militaristic kind of guy he just felt bad that he wasn't able to fight in world war on account of his handicap although they did let him get through the several army physical exam before they got to the very last test which was for vision humorous speaking style
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15542 in that sense yes humorous speaking style
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15543 the distance from abraham lincoln to a lincoln penny to penny marshall to the marshall plan to plan to nine lives it's all the same humorous speaking style
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15547 now this gives a real meaning to the term blind faith which doesn't have the same negative connotation for me that it does for other people serious speaking style
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15548 now we've seen a lot of examples of people who are pursuing that sort of vision in science but i think it's also true in the arts it's true in politics it's even true in personal endeavors serious speaking style
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15549 these are four very different ways of looking at the world serious speaking style
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15555 what i'm searching for is a durable mutation that's what all of us are searching for serious speaking style
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