UR-FUNNY-v2/test.tsv

id	text	label	dimension
408	i don't know if you've heard about it newspapers it's a sort of paper based reader	 humorous	speaking style
411	every village in africa now has a cyber cafe	 humorous	speaking style
412	it has empowered you it has empowered me and it has empowered some other guys as well	 humorous	speaking style
413	vietnam	 humorous	speaking style
414	so by now there must be a hundred pictures of me smiling with my sketches in the files of the vietnamese police	 humorous	speaking style
415	for those of you old enough to remember we used to have to go to the store to steal it	 humorous	speaking style
416	this is your life enjoy it	 humorous	speaking style
417	they were used first by a danish newspaper which wanted to make a point on islam	 serious	speaking style
418	you know the story	 serious	speaking style
419	i was there to report on that story in cartoons	 serious	speaking style
421	we brought together cartoonists from all sides in ivory coast	 serious	speaking style
423	in lebanon it was not a book	 serious	speaking style
424	and we did video clips you can see them if you go to	 serious	speaking style
425	today tech companies are the world's largest editors	 serious	speaking style
474	now at this point about nanoseconds in the home plate is far enough away that light hasn't had time to reach it which means the batter still sees the pitcher about to throw and has no idea that anything is wrong	 humorous	speaking style
480	i started with money	 serious	speaking style
481	you can look at how much electricity they need because you need a certain amount of electricity to run the servers and is more efficient than most but they still have some basic requirements and that lets you put a limit on the number of servers that they have	 serious	speaking style
610	i was thinking that the sun is kind of the ultimate alchemist	 humorous	speaking style
611	and then this is like projects that are harder to build	 humorous	speaking style
612	the bronze is nice hard durable material that could roll on the ground	 serious	speaking style
613	and then there was a second level to this object which is that it i wanted it to convey some proportions that i was interested in which is the diameter of the moon and the diameter of the earth in proportion to each other	 serious	speaking style
630	now in fairness if you've spent any time at all in washington you know this is really a radical concept for the government	 humorous	speaking style
633	that's why i began investigating the most secretive and experimental prison units in the united states for so called second tier terrorists	 serious	speaking style
746	by that point i basically had a master's degree in escape attempts	 humorous	speaking style
747	and when i entered into colombian politics i thought i'd be able to withstand any temperature	 serious	speaking style
789	in fact the planets and moons you see here could host life all of them and we know that and it's a strong possibility	 serious	speaking style
856	something that in many ways i wish no one would ever know but here i feel kind of obliged to reveal	 humorous	speaking style
858	i in fact graduated in the part of my law school class that made the top possible	 humorous	speaking style
859	i never practiced law a day in my life i pretty much wasn't allowed to	 humorous	speaking style
862	i'm an american i don't believe in philosophy	 humorous	speaking style
864	training ground for great economic thinkers like george soros and friedrich hayek and mick jagger	 humorous	speaking style
866	it's a huge trademark violation but it's pretty clever	 humorous	speaking style
867	this is called the candle problem	 serious	speaking style
869	doesn't work	 serious	speaking style
870	he gathered his participants and said i'm going to time you how quickly you can solve this problem	 serious	speaking style
872	but that's not happening here	 serious	speaking style
873	this is one of the most robust findings in social science and also one of the most ignored	 serious	speaking style
874	let me show you	 serious	speaking style
875	you want to be looking around	 serious	speaking style
876	so what really matters are the more right brained creative conceptual kinds of abilities	 serious	speaking style
877	everybody in this room is dealing with their own version of the candle problem	 serious	speaking style
962	we had one government agency and one company aircraft operator say you're crazy don't do that you're going kill the guy	 humorous	speaking style
963	so we did a second parabola	 humorous	speaking style
964	and we did a fourth and a fifth and a sixth	 humorous	speaking style
965	we have something called the genome individuals we're sequencing as part of that	 serious	speaking style
966	and what he said for me was very moving	 serious	speaking style
967	we set up a whole er	 serious	speaking style
1008	but hey at least it's	 humorous	speaking style
1009	and he said oh yeah i remember that too i remember my image of you was that you were up on the shore yelling at me	 humorous	speaking style
1010	and nick ended up with a lot of pictures of the rear ends of baboons	 humorous	speaking style
1011	this is sort of the munch of the penguins	 humorous	speaking style
1012	this mouthing behavior on the right was really her way of saying to him hey look how big i am or you know my what big teeth you have	 humorous	speaking style
1013	and she did this over the course of a couple of days until the point where she got so frustrated with him that she started putting them directly on top of his head	 humorous	speaking style
1015	he mounted a camera on the tail	 serious	speaking style
1016	shot straight down so these are the shadows of the camels	 serious	speaking style
1017	but i turned away for a moment and he got caught into a and started to be pulled out towards the jetty	 serious	speaking style
1018	we got back on shore he was fine	 serious	speaking style
1019	and seeing this reinforces for me that every one of us has at least one or two great photographs in them	 serious	speaking style
1020	the original intent was to travel there and bring back a classic story of diverse species of an exotic locale	 serious	speaking style
1021	it was with the elephants that this story pivoted	 serious	speaking style
1140	and while these are both wonderful things in their own right they both have very wonderful things going for them truth and beauty as ideals that can be looked at by the sciences and by math are almost like the ideal conjoined twins that a scientist would want to date	 humorous	speaking style
1141	in fact it would really in the absence of these machines have made the attendance here chris really quite sparse	 humorous	speaking style
1142	so no matter how lazy you feel you're not really intrinsically doing nothing	 humorous	speaking style
1143	truth and beauty are things that are often opaque to people who are not in the sciences	 serious	speaking style
1144	so we have an opportunity to really open up education	 serious	speaking style
1145	and these micro machines power how a cell moves	 serious	speaking style
1166	back in the and when i was growing up little girls were supposed to be kind and thoughtful and pretty and gentle and soft and we were supposed to fit into roles that were sort of shadowy really not quite clear what we were supposed to be	 humorous	speaking style
1167	we're told what shape we're supposed to be in	 humorous	speaking style
1168	and on top of all off these rules they keep changing	 humorous	speaking style
1169	and i just ate it up	 serious	speaking style
1170	we have amazing antennae	 serious	speaking style
1171	and i think i truly believe that we can change this thing one laugh at a time	 serious	speaking style
1180	members of the african national congress thought that in the bush he would have time to rest and recuperate away from the public eye and it's true that lions tend to be a very good deterrent to press and paparazzi	 humorous	speaking style
1181	without you i'm just a guy talking to an empty room and i spent a lot of time last week doing that and it's not the same as this	 humorous	speaking style
1182	the only accusation i ever heard leveled at him was when one of our clients said solly you are pathologically helpful	 humorous	speaking style
1183	welcome i love you	 humorous	speaking style
1184	don't go in there	 humorous	speaking style
1185	it's a very strange sensation having another creature try and eat you and there are few things that promote vegetarianism like that	 humorous	speaking style
1186	but i just think of so many occurrences like the time he went on the oprah show and asked her what the show would be about	 humorous	speaking style
1188	i grew up in the wild eastern part of south africa at a place called game reserve	 serious	speaking style
1189	i am because of you	 serious	speaking style
1190	the first job that he ever got in the safari business was fixing the safari trucks	 serious	speaking style
1191	as it bites the second time i kick	 serious	speaking style
1192	i make an instant decision that i'll never look at that again	 serious	speaking style
1193	i'm still in a vulnerable position	 serious	speaking style
1194	he wraps it around my leg picks me up a second time walks me to a vehicle and he's able to get me to medical attention	 serious	speaking style
1195	pain is shared	 serious	speaking style
1243	and i could list more	 humorous	speaking style
1246	happy novelties	 serious	speaking style
1247	that's silly	 serious	speaking style
1298	and this is a rare action shot ladies and gentlemen	 humorous	speaking style
1326	as you might guess this was not a very popular strategy with the villagers	 humorous	speaking style
1327	now i'm guessing that this sounds terrifying	 humorous	speaking style
1328	partly because they believe that scientists will be very cautious and responsible about using them	 humorous	speaking style
1329	that was pretty much just for convenience so they could tell just at a glance which was which	 serious	speaking style
1330	that's because getting only red eyed mosquitos violates a rule that is the absolute cornerstone of biology genetics	 serious	speaking style
1331	many of you have probably heard about so i'll just say briefly that is a tool that allows researchers to edit genes very precisely easily and quickly	 serious	speaking style
1392	crying about corals is having a moment guys	 humorous	speaking style
1395	the northern great barrier reef lost two thirds of its corals last year over a distance of hundreds of miles then bleached again this year and the bleaching stretched further south	 serious	speaking style
1396	here's another couple	 humorous	speaking style
1397	but before i do that let me tell you a couple of things that made this possible	 serious	speaking style
1567	in fact you can see the existential sadness in their eyes	 humorous	speaking style
1568	if you want to remember one thing it's that you can't fetch the coffee if you're dead	 humorous	speaking style
1569	repeat it to yourself three times a day	 humorous	speaking style
1571	i arranged for his plane to be delayed	 humorous	speaking style
1574	this is clearly following my wife's values which is happy wife happy life	 humorous	speaking style
1578	and the robot sees the cat	 humorous	speaking style
1581	and i think this could be as some people have described it the biggest event in human history	 serious	speaking style
1586	the second law is a law of humility if you like	 serious	speaking style
1588	well i don't really know what wrong is but i know that i don't want to do it	 serious	speaking style
1589	you are better off with a machine that's designed in this way than without it	 serious	speaking style
1590	there's all kinds of things you don't want the robot doing	 serious	speaking style
1591	the real difficulties in fact are us	 serious	speaking style
1592	so it can deal with a certain amount of nastiness and it can even understand that your nastiness for example you may take bribes as a passport official because you need to feed your family and send your kids to school	 serious	speaking style
1593	so to understand his behavior we actually have to invert through a model of human cognition that includes our computational limitations a very complicated model	 serious	speaking style
1669	in fact i saw some young adults playing this sport down the street from my house the other day and as far as i know there have been no reported concussions	 humorous	speaking style
1670	that was the subject of the will smith movie concussion	 serious	speaking style
1692	i'm cutting my hair it's getting short and long because every time i saw kofi annan i was so worried that he thought i was a hippie that i cut it and that was kind of what was going on	 humorous	speaking style
1693	i haven't got any qualifications	 serious	speaking style
1740	you have to have the right attitude to agree to do it	 humorous	speaking style
1743	i guarantee you that will never happen again	 humorous	speaking style
1745	i'll go over some science experiments and cover three musical experiments	 serious	speaking style
1748	when an area of the brain is active meaning a neural area is active it gets blood flow shunted to that area	 serious	speaking style
1752	it must have been a very unusual day for him	 humorous	speaking style
1753	it was not very comfortable	 humorous	speaking style
1754	and the way to it for me was through artistic means	 serious	speaking style
1755	i also started looking around in the city and trying to photograph them	 serious	speaking style
2002	it did tell me that this maybe missing sidewalks or pedestrian paths though	 humorous	speaking style
2003	and i think this is what we've done with climate change	 serious	speaking style
2035	we didn't wait any prerequisite amount of time for our courtship we told each other the vulnerable truths up front i am a man which means the f on my birth certificate should have stood for false instead of female	 humorous	speaking style
2036	and in those messages between us we collapsed time we it we laid it all on the table	 humorous	speaking style
2037	but kim said that i was her ideal the heartbroken mess that i was	 humorous	speaking style
2039	i often kind of sum up the differences in our strengths by saying keep me safe and i'll keep you wild	 humorous	speaking style
2041	so sprinting towards her hand in marriage was the thing that i could do	 humorous	speaking style
2044	i love him whole pre transition now and in the future	 serious	speaking style
2111	i wanted a registered retirement savings plan that would keep me in candy long enough to make old age sweet	 humorous	speaking style
2112	now not so much	 humorous	speaking style
2113	when i was nine i saw the movie jaws and thought to myself no thank you	 humorous	speaking style
2115	i was going to be the garbage man	 humorous	speaking style
2119	and that's hard to do if you don't know who you are	 serious	speaking style
2120	i said i'd like to be a writer	 serious	speaking style
2122	so broken bled the blues and we tried to empty ourselves so we'd feel nothing	 serious	speaking style
2123	outside we'd have to rehearse running away or learn to stay still like statues giving no clues that we were there	 serious	speaking style
2124	he tried to kill himself in grade when a kid who could still go home to mom and dad had the audacity to tell him get over it	 serious	speaking style
2126	because maybe you didn't belong to a group or a clique	 serious	speaking style
2127	we stem from a root planted in the belief that we are not what we were called	 serious	speaking style
2464	red	 humorous	speaking style
2465	so this incident that i'm going to describe really began with some diarrhea	 serious	speaking style
2738	and you control their thinking not like this although that would be cool	 humorous	speaking style
2739	it's hard for me to admit to you because i'm a pricing consultant	 humorous	speaking style
2740	it's true if you're a business owner if you're an employee if you're a job seeker	 serious	speaking style
2741	in my work i've often heard women express that they're uncomfortable communicating their value especially early on in business ownership	 serious	speaking style
2772	to which you have to say that's true but i think we should focus right now on what to have for breakfast	 humorous	speaking style
2777	my favorite of the letters that i got was the one that came from a woman who wrote and said that she had tried therapy medication she had tried pretty much everything and she had found a solution and hoped i would tell the world and that was making little things from yarn	 humorous	speaking style
2780	instead what they did was they took people one at a time into dingy little rooms and had them talk for an hour about bad things that had happened to them	 humorous	speaking style
2782	and i said the fact that you've never heard of it is an indication that it is news	 humorous	speaking style
2783	and maggie robbins said i used to volunteer in an aids clinic and i would just talk and talk and talk and the people i was dealing with weren't very responsive and i thought not very friendly or helpful of them	 humorous	speaking style
2784	in i had a series of losses	 serious	speaking style
2787	and finally after four full hours of my lying and staring at it the phone rang and somehow i managed to pick it up and it was my father and i said i'm in serious trouble	 serious	speaking style
2788	the first is that i knew that objectively speaking i had a nice life and that if i could only get well there was something at the other end that was worth living for	 serious	speaking style
2790	i hope that years hence people will hear about my treatments and be appalled that anyone endured such primitive science	 serious	speaking style
2791	if you experience a catastrophic loss and you feel terrible and six months later you can barely function at all then it's probably a depression that was triggered by the catastrophic circumstances	 serious	speaking style
2794	it's easier to help who perceive that there's something foreign inside of them that needs to be but it's difficult with because we believe we are seeing the truth	 serious	speaking style
2795	things are different because now i know that depression is the family secret that everyone has	 serious	speaking style
2812	they blew up	 humorous	speaking style
2814	when they fly into our bedroom at night they prefer to bite my wife	 humorous	speaking style
2818	here in this box i have a cage with several hundred hungry female mosquitoes	 humorous	speaking style
2821	we kill them	 humorous	speaking style
2825	one of the best ways of killing mosquitoes is not to wait until they fly around like adults and bite people and transmit disease	 serious	speaking style
2827	and so we set up another crazy experiment because we collected the smell of these larvae put it on pieces of cloth and then did something very remarkable	 serious	speaking style
2829	have a look	 serious	speaking style
2862	couples like this one and this one and this one and yes even this one	 humorous	speaking style
2890	the first thing i did upon awakening from that last surgery was to climb out of my crib and begin wandering around the intensive care nursery probably looking for the one who did this to me	 humorous	speaking style
2892	it will keep me for example from making an undignified departure from the stage	 humorous	speaking style
2893	this will take a while	 humorous	speaking style
2894	okay anyone with your hands still up has challenges of your own	 humorous	speaking style
2895	so and the feedback for the p	 humorous	speaking style
2896	you do not know the power of the dark side	 humorous	speaking style
2897	you'd all make great blind people	 humorous	speaking style
2898	i call this process flash sonar	 serious	speaking style
2918	and that's one of the reasons why i think many of you here will be on the dark net fairly soon	 humorous	speaking style
2919	but let's say for a moment that you were	 humorous	speaking style
2920	there is even most beautifully of all a report this item button	 humorous	speaking style
2921	it's the user reviews	 humorous	speaking style
2922	i would too if i were you	 humorous	speaking style
2924	hundreds of people send their into one address they're tumbled and jumbled up and then the right amount is sent on to the right recipients but they're different micro laundering systems	 humorous	speaking style
2925	you can even buy some advertising space	 humorous	speaking style
2926	one vendor will offer you fair trade organic cocaine	 humorous	speaking style
2927	they even promised to reinvest percent of any profits into local education programs	 humorous	speaking style
2929	was offering excellent and consistent marijuana at a reasonable price	 serious	speaking style
2930	and by my reckoning that is not a good thing	 serious	speaking style
2931	you don't pay with your credit card of course that would lead directly back to you	 serious	speaking style
2932	brilliant elegant	 serious	speaking style
2933	and i think things like the dark net markets creative secure difficult to censor i think that's the future	 serious	speaking style
2934	there are now between two and three million daily users of the tor browser the majority of which use is perfectly legitimate sometimes even mundane	 serious	speaking style
2935	another called twister and so on and so on	 serious	speaking style
2936	has started a dark net site	 serious	speaking style
2937	it's also good news if you want to browse for illegal pornography and if you want to buy and sell drugs with impunity	 serious	speaking style
3004	encouraging yes	 humorous	speaking style
3005	so you're looking now at an actual image of dark matter	 humorous	speaking style
3008	it's kind of a magic place the mountain	 serious	speaking style
3010	there'll be a satellite called tess that will discover planets outside of our solar system	 serious	speaking style
3046	the big discoveries are all behind us	 humorous	speaking style
3047	then the internet revolution brought us computing power data networks unprecedented access to information and communication and our lives have never been the same	 serious	speaking style
3074	she said everything is fine but once i spent a whole night asking and trying to translate the meaning of the word for him	 humorous	speaking style
3075	the poor woman tried to translate this for him from them i extended my hands and stole you and here's the pickle and because you belong to them i returned my hands and left you	 humorous	speaking style
3078	he replied don't you know what they call it i do	 serious	speaking style
3080	in fact it looked like the appian way marble salesman showed up with his sample book showed it to hadrian and hadrian said we'll take all of it	 humorous	speaking style
3081	for the first time i realized people were smart years ago	 humorous	speaking style
3082	he was one of the new york school abstract who together with his contemporaries invented american modern art and contributed to moving the american zeitgeist towards modernism in the century	 serious	speaking style
3083	i followed the path of most kids who are genetically programmed to make their parents crazy	 serious	speaking style
3258	it was terribly dangerous	 humorous	speaking style
3259	i'm going to tell you about that technology	 serious	speaking style
3260	so back in november during the election last year the only image that we could publish was this which was on the stand on the week that everybody voted	 humorous	speaking style
3263	and in the library i found the images that really captured the zeitgeist of the great depression	 serious	speaking style
3290	and i'll never forget the day i was called in by a member of top management and told to stop associating with any known or suspected environmentalists	 humorous	speaking style
3291	i literally grew up with the ford motor company	 serious	speaking style
3338	and the good news this one's a monster	 humorous	speaking style
3339	there are many science based analyses of this but they all draw the same conclusion that we're living beyond our means	 serious	speaking style
3418	they got two times as much money when they passed go they collected twice the salary and they got to roll both dice instead of one so they got to move around the board a lot more	 humorous	speaking style
3419	i have three	 humorous	speaking style
3423	i'm pretty much untouchable at this point	 humorous	speaking style
3424	and when the rich players talked about why they had inevitably won in this rigged game of monopoly	 humorous	speaking style
3427	in surveys we've found that it's actually wealthier individuals who are more likely to moralize greed being good and that the pursuit of self interest is favorable and moral	 serious	speaking style
3428	participants who felt rich took two times as much candy as participants who felt poor	 serious	speaking style
3430	but over the last years that significant difference has become a grand canyon of sorts between those at the top and everyone else	 serious	speaking style
3431	there's a lot of really compelling research coming out from top labs all over the world showcasing the range of things that are undermined as economic inequality gets worse	 serious	speaking style
3432	but in fact we've been finding in our own laboratory research that small psychological interventions small changes to people's values small nudges in certain directions can restore levels of egalitarianism and empathy	 serious	speaking style
3450	my children usually tell me that one of those passions is a little more apparent than the other	 humorous	speaking style
3451	now i was growing up in the late and early and there were a number of other passions i was also interested in but these two were the ones that differentiated me	 humorous	speaking style
3453	and i mean books everywhere around the house	 serious	speaking style
3455	that actually for a given body mass of a primate the metabolic rate was static	 serious	speaking style
3552	that's what i have behind myself	 humorous	speaking style
3556	but let me remind you this december it did snow in vegas	 humorous	speaking style
3558	it's almost like leaving congress	 humorous	speaking style
3559	but then if you lose one of those second set of teeth they don't unless if you're a lawyer	 humorous	speaking style
3560	and all we've got is a	 humorous	speaking style
3562	and here's his second bit of advice	 serious	speaking style
3564	if you look at the federal budget this is what it looks like	 serious	speaking style
3566	and unless you want this person to not just become the of florida but the united states we'd better deal with this stuff	 serious	speaking style
3568	and let me recap some of the stuff you've seen	 serious	speaking style
3571	but now moving from bacterial engineering to tissue engineering let me show you what's happened in that period of time	 serious	speaking style
3600	but instead of a bellows i had a leaf blower	 humorous	speaking style
3601	but this is it	 humorous	speaking style
3602	and the situation it describes is the hero of the book he's a century man finds himself alone on a strange planet populated only by a technologically primitive people	 serious	speaking style
3603	so i thought okay i'll start with five	 serious	speaking style
3651	all this noise around us actually has information	 serious	speaking style
3908	in and early i wrote about columns with the following theme don't worry donald trump will never be the republican nominee	 humorous	speaking style
3911	i do think he's a moral freak and i think he'll be undone by that fact the fact that he just doesn't know anything about anything and is about it	 humorous	speaking style
3913	and failing	 humorous	speaking style
3918	america i am sorry	 humorous	speaking style
3922	it didn't just happen overnight	 serious	speaking style
3925	and he would say yes it is gretchen	 serious	speaking style
3926	and so human dignity whether it would be the dust up about the disabled reporter or what happened in that audiotape with billy bush and the way in which he spoke about women they put that aside and pretended as if they hadn't seen that or heard that because to them policies were more important	 serious	speaking style
3927	they see a man of action	 serious	speaking style
3929	it was democrats wanted to use government to enhance equality republicans wanted to limit government to enhance freedom	 serious	speaking style
4043	but let's come back to it	 humorous	speaking style
4046	i want the happy ending implied by the title to my article which is incidentally the only part of the article that i didn't actually write	 humorous	speaking style
4049	so my first impulse in the face of all of this attention was to become very protective of my own relationship	 serious	speaking style
4051	they've used it between members of the police and members of community and they've used it between people of opposing political ideologies	 serious	speaking style
4264	it's not like plato woke up one day and then he wrote hello i'm plato and as of today i have a fully introspective consciousness	 humorous	speaking style
4274	i don't count those little packages of noodles as food	 humorous	speaking style
4275	each dot represents a teacher	 humorous	speaking style
4277	this is roger ailes	 humorous	speaking style
4278	when they're secret important and destructive i've coined a term for these algorithms weapons of math destruction	 humorous	speaking style
4282	it gets worse	 serious	speaking style
4285	but i was quickly told that boy our government doesn't really work like that	 humorous	speaking style
4291	hopefully very soon we will be there because we are destined obsessed with making it real	 serious	speaking style
4301	i mean check out that form	 humorous	speaking style
4304	standing there that night i take a deep breath and look at and tell him i have never been more proud of you than i am in this moment	 serious	speaking style
4410	i'm not going to talk about that tonight	 humorous	speaking style
4411	it's plastics	 humorous	speaking style
4413	so had the graduate heard the right one word maybe he would have ended up onstage oh i don't know maybe with these two	 humorous	speaking style
4416	but in today's world sex plus pill equals no baby	 humorous	speaking style
4418	this is unnatural selection	 humorous	speaking style
4419	but if you take one of the you see in the herms bags on fifth avenue and you let it loose on the african plain you can watch natural selection happen	 humorous	speaking style
4420	and he had a random mutation that gave him six fingers on each hand which turns out to be really useful if you're a pitcher	 humorous	speaking style
4421	and some in washington have a lot more of it	 humorous	speaking style
4422	and as you're thinking about this incredible ability to make life do what you want it to do what it's programmed to do what you end up doing is taking what we've been doing for thousands of years which is breeding changing mixing matching all kinds of life forms and we accelerate it	 serious	speaking style
4424	and as you're thinking of other things we've been doing think about twins	 serious	speaking style
4425	it turns out to be this incredibly powerful way of changing viruses of changing plants of changing animals perhaps even of evolving ourselves	 serious	speaking style
4427	she played two varsity sports	 serious	speaking style
4428	and their kids will be saved and their grandchildren will be saved and this passes on	 serious	speaking style
4429	when we put vaccines into people we are putting unnatural things into their body because we think the benefit outweighs the risk	 serious	speaking style
4430	it's the same with a city it's the same with a suburb	 serious	speaking style
4432	it really is a way of programming stuff and there's nothing that's going to change us more than this	 serious	speaking style
4433	it didn't happen at random	 serious	speaking style
4454	so there's the scientific method but what's really going on is this	 humorous	speaking style
4456	so what was the difference well the course i was and am teaching is called cellular and molecular neuroscience i	 humorous	speaking style
4458	i have to point out this has always been one of my favorite pictures of marie curie because i am convinced that that glow behind her is not a photographic effect	 humorous	speaking style
4459	indeed there are many of us who aren't so sure about the manufacturer	 humorous	speaking style
4460	where it turns out you know a tremendous amount about almost nothing	 humorous	speaking style
4461	so i thought well maybe i should teach a course on ignorance something i can finally excel at perhaps for example	 serious	speaking style
4462	the ignorant are clearly unenlightened unaware uninformed and present company today excepted often occupy elected offices it seems to me	 serious	speaking style
4463	we all have this sense that science is this mountain of facts this accumulation model of science as many have called it and it seems impregnable it seems impossible	 serious	speaking style
4464	i have to get out of here actually	 serious	speaking style
4465	that's true	 serious	speaking style
4467	so the knowledge generates ignorance	 serious	speaking style
4578	two half years in the making	 humorous	speaking style
4580	this is my poor son patrick	 humorous	speaking style
4584	even though it's earth like and even though early in its history it may very well have harbored earth like life it soon succumbed to runaway greenhouse that's an degrees fahrenheit surface because of rampant carbon dioxide	 serious	speaking style
4585	the sun increases in its intensity in its brightness and finally at about billion years after it first started the earth is consumed by a large sun and this is what's left	 serious	speaking style
4765	i thought perhaps if i was hanging on long enough that would guide me through the minutes	 humorous	speaking style
4766	i studied cooking in school for four years and in that experience which was called domestic science it was a bit of a cheap trick for me to try and get a science qualification	 humorous	speaking style
4768	anyway	 humorous	speaking style
4770	can you imagine a car on a stick	 humorous	speaking style
4771	it doesn't pass any standards	 humorous	speaking style
4773	sorry	 humorous	speaking style
4774	overtime is the passion of design so join the club or don't	 humorous	speaking style
4775	a copper jelly mold	 humorous	speaking style
4776	i'm not interested at all in or any of that superficial rubbish that you see coming out as design	 serious	speaking style
4777	and we should be developing things we should be developing packaging for ideas which elevate people's perceptions and respect for the things that we dig out of the earth and translate into products for everyday use	 serious	speaking style
4779	a few years ago i reinvented my process to keep up with people like greg lynn thom mayne hadid rem koolhaas all these people that i think are and pioneering with fantastic new ideas of how to create form	 serious	speaking style
4780	we look at how that is produced	 serious	speaking style
4781	this is the final product	 serious	speaking style
4782	it's mass individualism from a single product	 serious	speaking style
4783	these new ideas for materials will come into play in probably a decade	 serious	speaking style
4784	this is the freaky side coming out	 serious	speaking style
4787	i'm also interested in growth patterns the unbridled way that nature grows things so you're not restricted by form at all	 serious	speaking style
4810	he's incredibly fast at it too faster than i am in fact	 humorous	speaking style
4811	great idea but it doesn't work at all	 serious	speaking style
4820	i said what is that dad a job	 humorous	speaking style
4822	you know the one	 humorous	speaking style
4823	there's also a weather goddess who controls a random stock market and random weather	 humorous	speaking style
4824	if al gore is here i'm going to send my fourth graders from agnor hurt and venable schools to you because they solved global warming in a week	 humorous	speaking style
4829	it reminds me of what goes on around an empty space sometimes	 serious	speaking style
4831	chris could you stand up and let them see you a young visionary filmmaker who's made a film	 serious	speaking style
4833	and they weren't flashing in anger they were flashing in love intense love for her students	 serious	speaking style
4834	wow some century	 humorous	speaking style
4835	i think that's good luck	 humorous	speaking style
4836	you're not even going to be able to answer her questions	 humorous	speaking style
4838	and then they had to straighten out my nose and they took these rods and shoved them up my nose and went up through my brains and felt like it was coming out the top of my head and everybody said that it should have killed me but it didn't because i guess i have a high tolerance for pain	 humorous	speaking style
4839	oh let me kind of tell you a funny little play bit	 serious	speaking style
4840	so we got this voice on this train concourse one omaha lincoln	 serious	speaking style
4841	well some of you are laughing	 serious	speaking style
4842	so i'm going to talk to the baby	 serious	speaking style
4876	right so a bit of trivia about that era for you	 humorous	speaking style
4879	i think i have candies in my purse older than years old	 humorous	speaking style
4880	right so next subject is a young woman next subject class is a young woman called bella a university student interviewed in during what was called an intro to feminist porn class as part of her major in sex work at a college in the bay area	 humorous	speaking style
4884	right class	 humorous	speaking style
4885	that's right	 humorous	speaking style
4889	yeah and i totally believe in causes yeah like all that stuff	 humorous	speaking style
4890	i'm marrying a woman	 humorous	speaking style
4891	wharton	 humorous	speaking style
4892	you know you don't watch bourne identity and go drive your car over a gondola in venice	 humorous	speaking style
4893	yes macy all right	 serious	speaking style
4894	remember these early modules in these people's full identities were protected and this allowed them to speak more freely on our topic which for many of them was taboo	 serious	speaking style
4896	yes oh the cold is for the machines the new technology	 serious	speaking style
4898	lots of tenderness you understand	 serious	speaking style
4899	well first of all i was just trying to find you know couples normal couples making love but this so many people together at one time	 serious	speaking style
4903	that's how they market me	 serious	speaking style
4904	perfect	 serious	speaking style
4906	no my one sister virginia gave me a for the coach to dublin and that's how i ended up here	 serious	speaking style
4907	well for your record my opinion of the legalization i'd say i'm against it	 serious	speaking style
5034	or maybe you're the only one who had to go to the bathroom	 humorous	speaking style
5035	and my brother says i got the top grade in the class	 humorous	speaking style
5037	she didn't even have a boyfriend	 humorous	speaking style
5038	the numbers tell the story quite clearly	 serious	speaking style
5040	now people talk about this a lot and they talk about things like flextime and mentoring and programs companies should have to train women	 serious	speaking style
5041	i don't have the right answer	 serious	speaking style
5212	actually one indication is that little boy on my husband's shoulders has just graduated from high school	 humorous	speaking style
5213	we got a flood of donations mostly checks because new york times readers are very generous in tiny amounts but then we got a money transfer for really nice guy	 humorous	speaking style
5214	so here is bill of arabia	 humorous	speaking style
5216	she lives with her parents her two brothers and her great aunt	 serious	speaking style
5217	she went to high school	 serious	speaking style
5218	it is rare to get an exogenous investment in girls' education	 serious	speaking style
5219	in the century it was slavery	 serious	speaking style
5894	my dog is a black lab and i drive a honda odyssey minivan	 humorous	speaking style
5897	i would have told you myself that i was the last person on earth who would stay with a man who beats me but in fact i was a very typical victim because of my age	 serious	speaking style
5900	i don't need a husband who wants to be	 humorous	speaking style
5901	they were lifted verbatim from own remarks	 humorous	speaking style
5902	now the daily show with john stewart is by far the most it's by far the most well documented example of the effectiveness of this kind of comedy	 humorous	speaking style
5903	i have some material about the so called radical gay agenda which starts off by asking how radical is the gay agenda because from what i can tell the three things gay americans seem to want most are to join the military get married and start a family	 humorous	speaking style
5906	now comedy travels along a distinct wavelength from other forms of language	 serious	speaking style
5907	which in my experience means communication that manages to speak to and expand our concept of self interest	 serious	speaking style
5908	it just so happens that stewart's brand of funny doesn't work unless the facts are true	 serious	speaking style
5909	and not long after that he got another request for a copy from the head of the in california who used it as part of her presentation at an international conference on climate change in sacramento last year	 serious	speaking style
6363	they look somewhat similar but they mean very different things	 humorous	speaking style
6364	so the best way to demonstrate how this technology works is to try a live demo so i need a volunteer preferably somebody with a face	 humorous	speaking style
6365	yep awesome	 humorous	speaking style
6366	try to remember what it was like when left one direction	 humorous	speaking style
6367	between men and women	 humorous	speaking style
6369	in emotion science we call each facial muscle movement an action unit	 serious	speaking style
6370	and then eyebrow raised indicator of surprise	 serious	speaking style
6371	but we call each reading an emotion data point and then they can fire together to portray different emotions	 serious	speaking style
6373	the more people who know about this technology the more we can all have a voice in how it's being used	 serious	speaking style
6404	what you can see here is the german age pyramid and there the small black point at the top that's me	 humorous	speaking style
6407	this is a more sophisticated version of it depends	 humorous	speaking style
6409	highly speculative	 serious	speaking style
6410	now to close the gap germany has to significantly increase migration get many more women in the workforce increase retirement age by the way we just lowered it this year and all these measures at once	 serious	speaking style
6570	a squirrel is chewing on your internet	 humorous	speaking style
6571	it was unequivocally not something a squirrel could chew on	 humorous	speaking style
6573	we've only communicated via this system which always makes me think of him as the man inside the internet	 humorous	speaking style
6575	and he said there was coming soon depending on the weather but he'd let me know when and so with about four days notice he said to go to this beach south of lisbon and a little after this guy will walk out of the water	 humorous	speaking style
6576	and then once it was in the right place he got back in the water holding a big knife and he cut each buoy off and the buoy popped up into the air and the cable dropped to the sea floor and he did that all the way out to the ship and when he got there they gave him a glass of juice and a cookie and then he jumped back in and he swam back to shore and then he lit a cigarette	 humorous	speaking style
6577	you can experience their sense of place	 serious	speaking style
6578	if you went and looked for images of the internet this was all that you found this famous image by of the internet as the kind of milky way this infinite expanse where we don't seem to be anywhere on it	 serious	speaking style
6580	and i was embarrassed	 serious	speaking style
6581	and that connection is an unequivocally physical process	 serious	speaking style
6582	if the internet is a global phenomenon if we live in a global village it's because there are cables underneath the ocean cables like this	 serious	speaking style
6672	i got a little bit excited that day as you can see	 humorous	speaking style
6675	and there's a name for people like global citizens	 serious	speaking style
6696	ladies and gentlemen	 humorous	speaking style
6697	and you all have chosen your own instruments to fulfill this mission of creating a better world	 serious	speaking style
6704	let's call him nick because that's his name	 humorous	speaking style
6705	so it's great good job but not really that interesting definitely not	 humorous	speaking style
6706	but i still have six and a half minutes	 humorous	speaking style
6707	he said well we have the bing searches	 humorous	speaking style
6709	they studied it very carefully skeptically they approved it	 serious	speaking style
6710	think things should go ok	 serious	speaking style
6712	and these reports are pretty simple it has all the diseases that the patient has all the drugs that they're on and all the adverse events or side effects that they experience	 serious	speaking style
6713	russ he said i've created a that can look at the side effects of a drug based on looking at this database and can tell you whether that drug is likely to change glucose or not	 serious	speaking style
6844	it's a pretty common one so when so few hands go up either you're not paying attention or you don't know your blood type and both of those are bad	 humorous	speaking style
6845	and i didn't know that either until i took these courses in college but back then and this was in let's just call it the people didn't know much about why our cells are coated with sugar	 serious	speaking style
6868	it's the money shot	 humorous	speaking style
6869	and the satellite imagery we have of it today is old	 serious	speaking style
6982	if you come back the next day and all the money is just gone you really need to dump that guy	 humorous	speaking style
6983	this is not the type of consent like with an terms of service where you just scroll to the bottom and you're like agree agree whatever	 humorous	speaking style
6984	and in a lot of states you're actually better off if you took the images of yourself because then you can file a copyright claim	 humorous	speaking style
6987	and i totally get it there are serious legal risks and of course that potential for privacy violations	 serious	speaking style
6988	does this sound familiar it's exactly what we're worrying about now with social media and drone cameras and of course	 serious	speaking style
7111	he tells her i'd like to hand paint your portrait on a coffee mug	 humorous	speaking style
7112	i'm a monkey blowing kisses at a butterfly	 humorous	speaking style
7113	the start of the story where this means guy and that is a ponytail on a passer by	 serious	speaking style
7115	i got a pencil you can borrow	 serious	speaking style
7134	my classmate got an arsonist for her first client	 humorous	speaking style
7135	we're talking about percent of the population or percent if you consider that no one's getting through adulthood without going through their first	 humorous	speaking style
7139	work happened later marriage happened later kids happened later even death happened later	 serious	speaking style
7141	awesome twentysomethings really matter	 serious	speaking style
7168	it's a tough market out there	 humorous	speaking style
7169	that is i imagine what people in redmond wake up in the middle of the night thinking about	 humorous	speaking style
7170	so we're in the forecasting business	 serious	speaking style
7171	but the difference of a few years on stock market valuations is obviously extreme	 serious	speaking style
7318	i spent hours piecing together the ones and zeros that formed a picture of a kitten	 humorous	speaking style
7322	so let's consider an example of this that's completely theoretical	 serious	speaking style
7444	ok now if you did not allow me to deceive your minds you would all be able to do this	 humorous	speaking style
7448	i'm going to guide you into the car	 humorous	speaking style
7449	nicole and actually here's the thing answer it answer it answer it	 humorous	speaking style
7450	ok a little bit closer	 humorous	speaking style
7451	a voodoo experiment	 humorous	speaking style
7453	and only when you feel the pressure go back allow your hand to drift back to the tabletop but only when you feel the pressure	 humorous	speaking style
7454	she's not taking any chances	 humorous	speaking style
7455	think of that guy that that guy	 humorous	speaking style
7456	and i want you to release that negative energy by shaking it from side to side	 humorous	speaking style
7458	i was going to use you but i decided i might want to come back another year	 humorous	speaking style
7459	there you are ok	 humorous	speaking style
7460	ok and tell me when you're done	 humorous	speaking style
7461	so all right we'll leave them like that	 humorous	speaking style
7463	my hand is at risk here	 humorous	speaking style
7466	no good decision	 humorous	speaking style
7470	but if you were to guess	 humorous	speaking style
7471	i want everybody downstairs also to join in with me and everybody	 serious	speaking style
7472	why is that ok swap them around put your right hand up	 serious	speaking style
7473	ok but don't say my name like that	 serious	speaking style
7474	i'm so afraid of what i'm going to see	 serious	speaking style
7475	god	 serious	speaking style
7476	there's a wall there's a wall	 serious	speaking style
7477	i'm looking at the road all the time	 serious	speaking style
7481	but because your brains are not trained in the art of deception the solutions you come up with will percent of the time be way off the mark	 serious	speaking style
7483	things that go bump in the night nicole no	 serious	speaking style
7485	twice	 serious	speaking style
7486	ok take a seat	 serious	speaking style
7487	that's it all the way down all the way down	 serious	speaking style
7488	ok	 serious	speaking style
7491	come right over here next to me	 serious	speaking style
7492	excellent	 serious	speaking style
7495	now you don't know where the spike is and i don't know where it is either	 serious	speaking style
7496	now i'm going to put on the blindfold	 serious	speaking style
7497	tell me when i'm over a cup	 serious	speaking style
7606	and so this guy gets the snail all set up and gives it a good whack	 humorous	speaking style
7607	and believe it or not they went for it	 humorous	speaking style
7609	and yeah	 humorous	speaking style
7613	so i'd like to end on sort of a wacky note	 humorous	speaking style
7617	the body flexes backwards just a spectacular movement	 serious	speaking style
7618	and mantis shrimp are officially the fastest measured feeding strike of any animal system	 serious	speaking style
7619	and what this basically consists of is a large muscle that takes a good long time to contract and a latch that prevents anything from moving	 serious	speaking style
7620	and those membranous areas suggested to me that maybe this is some kind of flexible structure	 serious	speaking style
7622	so it's very well known to engineers not as well known to biologists	 serious	speaking style
7623	and one of the reasons why he designed roofs this way is because it's he found it fascinating that you could build such a strong structure that's made of so few materials and can be supported by so few points	 serious	speaking style
7680	i'm here today to talk about autonomous flying beach balls	 humorous	speaking style
7681	they're not even autonomous	 serious	speaking style
7690	as a multi purpose passenger vehicle it is now officially designed for occasional off road use	 humorous	speaking style
7692	so instead of trying to make a car that can fly we decided to try to make a plane that could drive	 serious	speaking style
7718	we haven't demonstrated this in humans yet but maybe it's just a matter of time before we find out	 humorous	speaking style
7719	so this came out in a scientific journal a few years ago but more importantly it was featured on miami so you really know it's true	 humorous	speaking style
7720	on the other hand when we do tours of our lab at the institute and we explain that we use robots and lasers to look at poop it turns out that not everyone wants to know	 humorous	speaking style
7721	what we need to do though is we need to develop a kind of microbial where we don't just know where we are currently but also where we want to go and what we need to do in order to get there and we need to be able to make this simple enough that even a child can use it	 humorous	speaking style
7722	and imagine if through new scientific advances we were just beginning to understand its importance to how we think of ourselves	 serious	speaking style
7724	each point here represents all the complex microbes in an entire microbial community	 serious	speaking style
7725	and we've just over the last few years found out that the microbes in different parts of the body are amazingly different from one another	 serious	speaking style
7738	it is not	 humorous	speaking style
7740	although some days she's also a which is a choice that i can respect	 humorous	speaking style
7741	they probably should have marketed this as some of the guardians of the galaxy	 humorous	speaking style
7744	but when i talk about my daughter the word i find myself saying most is athlete	 serious	speaking style
7749	they control the conversation	 serious	speaking style
7766	i mean just take a look at some of the titles of self help books awaken the giant within practicing the power of now or here's a great one we can all relate to you are a how to stop doubting your greatness and start living an awesome life	 humorous	speaking style
7767	if you're like most people when you hear the words our organization is going to start a transformation you're thinking uh oh	 humorous	speaking style
7768	you know frankly i'm not that good but i do have one distinct capability i am remarkably fast at finding my bike	 humorous	speaking style
7772	or given the urgency what they'll do is they'll just focus on the short term results but that doesn't give any hope for the future	 serious	speaking style
7786	you would never know until she told you	 humorous	speaking style
7788	now these animals are different from one another because they have different genes	 serious	speaking style
7856	this is mountains out of a timeline of global media panic	 humorous	speaking style
7857	these little green peaks are asteroid collisions	 humorous	speaking style
7860	so in order to really create a full image i had to honor the perspectives on the right hand side and at the same time uncomfortably recognize how many of those qualities were actually in me which was very very annoying and uncomfortable	 humorous	speaking style
7861	so essentially we had our first carbon neutral volcano	 humorous	speaking style
7862	this is the billion dollar o gram and this image arose out of frustration i had with the reporting of billion dollar amounts in the press	 serious	speaking style
7863	you can literally see them	 serious	speaking style
7864	and it mushroomed slightly	 serious	speaking style
7866	as you can see there's a kind of odd regular pattern in the data twin peaks every year	 serious	speaking style
7868	the masses move again not according to newton's laws but because they see this space time curvature and follow the little curves just like when our nestles up to us because of the mattress curvature	 humorous	speaking style
7870	we want to measure longitudes distances	 serious	speaking style
7912	both are fairly bad for your health	 humorous	speaking style
7914	very good	 humorous	speaking style
7915	on one occasion i was doing it every time i did a point that they didn't like they actually threw stones at me and when i did a point they liked they starting shooting in the air equally not great	 humorous	speaking style
7916	so if you have a traditional perception of terrorism it would be that it's one of criminality one of war	 serious	speaking style
7917	it's a load of nonsense	 serious	speaking style
7918	there's two essential ways of doing that if we carry on this brand theme	 serious	speaking style
7919	you could be looking there at poverty injustice all those sorts of things which feed terrorism	 serious	speaking style
7970	so i'm smiling	 humorous	speaking style
7971	the materials that allowed the battery operated facial expressions is a material that we call and it actually has three major innovations in the material that allow this to happen	 serious	speaking style
8018	if you shoot a particle at them and knock a hole in them they repair themselves they go zip and they repair the hole in which is not is really quick	 humorous	speaking style
8019	but i also in looking at more powerful technologies and and genetic engineering and other new emerging kind of digital technologies became very concerned about the potential for abuse	 serious	speaking style
8362	it's very gratifying to have this kind of reception here	 humorous	speaking style
8363	it doesn't make any difference because the only thing that ought to limit the performance of a system like this one is the number of pixels on your screen at any given moment	 serious	speaking style
8550	ladies and gentlemen that was in in the united states and i wish i had	 humorous	speaking style
8551	men don't talk	 humorous	speaking style
8552	i've been doing this for years	 serious	speaking style
8553	between and domestic violence among adult women in the united states has gone down by percent and that is great news	 serious	speaking style
8670	we can flip lorries coaches buses anything over with a nitrogen cannon with enough power	 humorous	speaking style
8673	i've been a professional stunt man for years	 serious	speaking style
8702	and of course everybody wants their own tower	 humorous	speaking style
8703	maybe many of you have had this experience	 serious	speaking style
8761	so next time you are at a dinner party you might want to reach for this possibly neutral drink	 humorous	speaking style
8764	but by the time we turn we will have all exchanged the neurons we were born with in that structure with adult born neurons	 serious	speaking style
8776	just shout it out	 humorous	speaking style
8777	you should have started with z	 humorous	speaking style
8778	it also allows us to go to the store and allows us to get milk and eggs and cheese when what we're really looking for is red bull and bacon	 humorous	speaking style
8781	and so i'm watching him and he slows down and finally he stops	 serious	speaking style
8783	it's more mundane	 serious	speaking style
8784	they're also able to reason at high levels	 serious	speaking style
8785	i want to see what happens with those words	 serious	speaking style
8794	actually oregonians spend more on alcohol than most other states which may be a good thing or a bad thing but it makes you glad they're driving less	 humorous	speaking style
8795	yet all of these innovations that's what they said in the brochure	 humorous	speaking style
8796	short talk	 humorous	speaking style
8797	i take some solace from winston churchill who put it this way the americans can be counted on to do the right thing once they have exhausted the alternatives	 humorous	speaking style
8798	and there's an alternative	 serious	speaking style
8799	since then we've doubled the number of roads in america and we now spend one fifth of our income on transportation	 serious	speaking style
8801	the health argument is a scary one and you've probably heard part of this argument before	 serious	speaking style
8920	i should be able to ask my house where my shoes are	 humorous	speaking style
8921	the supreme court ruled last month that a policeman has to get a warrant if he wants to do prolonged tracking but the law isn't clear about civilians doing this to one another so it's not just big brother we have to worry about but big neighbor	 humorous	speaking style
8922	they go on to jam innocent receivers for miles around you	 humorous	speaking style
8923	here's ramon looking for a little attention from dad that week	 humorous	speaking style
8924	here you are	 humorous	speaking style
8925	it's hard to overstate the effect that this change in accuracy has had on us	 serious	speaking style
8928	well these objections were perfectly reasonable a few years ago but things have changed	 serious	speaking style
9071	four months later i was back up on a snowboard although things didn't go quite as expected my knees and my ankles wouldn't bend and at one point i traumatized all the skiers on the chair lift when i fell and my legs still attached to my snowboard went flying down the mountain and i was on top of the mountain still	 humorous	speaking style
9072	with this job all i needed were my hands and my massage table by my side and i could go anywhere	 serious	speaking style
9161	hence the mars watch	 humorous	speaking style
9166	this is david oh one of our flight directors and he's at the beach in los angeles with his family at in the morning	 humorous	speaking style
9167	and one of the things that we all discovered is you can get anywhere in los angeles at in the morning when there's no traffic	 humorous	speaking style
9168	so those of us who were on mars time would refer to ourselves as martians and everyone else as earthlings	 humorous	speaking style
9171	so before we send people we send robots	 serious	speaking style
9172	so we have to think as if we are actually on mars with the	 serious	speaking style
9175	and that was because again this eventually becomes hard on your body	 serious	speaking style
9176	what it means in terms of the distances between them how they will start to feel separate from each other and just the logistics of the time	 serious	speaking style
9177	so the next time you think you don't have enough time in your day just remember it's all a matter of your earthly perspective	 serious	speaking style
9179	and you can tell it is a starck design by its precision its playfulness its innovation and its promise of imminent violence	 humorous	speaking style
9180	and unlike the juicy it does not threaten to attach itself to your brain rather it simply attaches itself to your brain	 humorous	speaking style
9181	when it was uncovered it ushered in a new era of streamlined futuristic design called which came to be synonymous with the jet age a misnomer	 serious	speaking style
9182	you can take it home with you unlike the theme building which will stay where it is forever	 serious	speaking style
9272	and it's important to note that they're to scale so if you stand feet back and you can read between those two black lines you have vision	 humorous	speaking style
9273	just go with me	 humorous	speaking style
9274	you're going to remember that fact for like years	 humorous	speaking style
9277	that's a day and i have them all	 humorous	speaking style
9278	but there is one thing i know how to do i know how to program a computer	 serious	speaking style
9280	really simple idea you take every academy award best picture you speed it up to one minute each and string them all together	 serious	speaking style
9281	and so i this code to train a system on one person in our culture who would never need to be in that manner which is spears	 serious	speaking style
9282	i was there too with a film crew	 serious	speaking style
9283	this is the so called lansdowne portrait	 serious	speaking style
9292	and last is that we're more connected now to more people on the planet than ever before except for if you're sitting next to someone	 humorous	speaking style
9294	in closing and as we're moving towards the end i just also want to encourage and i'm willing to share my failures as well though not from the stage	 humorous	speaking style
9296	and third is that physical things are readable on a map so restaurants a variety of venues but also with and other technology like and it continues to expand beyond that we can also track things that are moving like a car a taxicab a transit system a box that's moving through time and space	 serious	speaking style
9297	they did not invent car sharing	 serious	speaking style
9402	and at every day it doesn't matter who you're emailing or what you're doing the desks rise to the ceiling	 humorous	speaking style
9403	this person will never see the email you just sent	 humorous	speaking style
9406	it doesn't mean everyone goes in and eats dog food but businesspeople will use their own products to demonstrate that they feel that they're confident in them	 serious	speaking style
9407	at the end of the call the journalist threw in a question that seemed like a sort of softball	 serious	speaking style
9408	what's really interesting about the school is that percent of the kids who go there have parents who are high level silicon valley tech execs	 serious	speaking style
9489	or even more powerful in film morgan freeman	 humorous	speaking style
9491	so when you're watching a movie and a phone rings it's not actually ringing	 serious	speaking style
9550	he was always singing and making jokes and his daughters and sons saved me from his bull who wanted to attack me on the fourth floor	 humorous	speaking style
9552	i remember how we got delayed on uncle house when his pigs that are bred on the rooftop were eating the sand bags that hold the lifts	 humorous	speaking style
9553	and you keep going all the way to the top	 humorous	speaking style
9556	they say they are the ones who produce the garbage not them	 humorous	speaking style
9557	the art piece at some point will disappear vanish and actually there is somebody who is building a second floor in front of uncle house so it's covering part of the painting so i might need to go back and paint over it	 humorous	speaking style
9558	this event killed their livelihood	 serious	speaking style
9559	from outside it looks chaotic but everything is perfectly organized	 serious	speaking style
9561	he was the key of the project	 serious	speaking style
9562	it was really important for me that the community felt connected to the words	 serious	speaking style
9564	actually they live in the garbage	 serious	speaking style
9565	if you want to see the real image of somebody maybe you should change your angle	 serious	speaking style
9610	you don't like it shake it and you have a lesbian couple	 humorous	speaking style
9611	i remember we cried profusely when the little goats we played with in the summer became	 humorous	speaking style
9613	it's a little quirky and silly	 serious	speaking style
9614	you can draw as everyone should	 serious	speaking style
9615	it's a children's book about indian independence very patriotic	 serious	speaking style
9670	they're not very well designed	 humorous	speaking style
9671	today i'm going to show you four because i hope to have a competitive advantage at the end of this still	 humorous	speaking style
9678	and that's ok right a lot of people are very happy with	 serious	speaking style
9679	there's nothing you can do	 serious	speaking style
9680	and it's going to be more important than the social layer and affect our lives more deeply and perhaps more	 serious	speaking style
9738	i enrolled myself in something called sexual surrogacy therapy in which people i was encouraged to call doctors prescribed what i was encouraged to call exercises with women i was encouraged to call surrogates who were not exactly prostitutes but who were also not exactly anything else	 humorous	speaking style
9740	i've sometimes wondered whether i could have ceased to hate that part of myself without gay technicolor fiesta of which this speech is one manifestation	 humorous	speaking style
9741	a friend of mine who thought gay pride was getting very carried away with itself once suggested that we organize gay humility week	 humorous	speaking style
9744	you're four	 humorous	speaking style
9745	my last book was about how families manage to deal with various kinds of challenging or unusual offspring	 serious	speaking style
9746	and that day my mom took me to the zoo and out for a hot fudge sundae	 serious	speaking style
9747	and i graduated high school without ever going to the cafeteria where i would have sat with the girls and been laughed at for doing so or sat with the boys and been laughed at for being a boy who should be sitting with the girls	 serious	speaking style
9750	building identity is about changing the world	 serious	speaking style
9751	she had sought meaning and made her travail into a crucial identity	 serious	speaking style
9834	now one of the things about play is that it is born by curiosity and exploration	 humorous	speaking style
9835	now this is a consequence of play deprivation	 humorous	speaking style
9839	but on the other side of that predatory gaze is a female husky in a play bow wagging her tail	 serious	speaking style
9884	the standards have changed such that as says the typical road to a subdivision in america allows you to see the curvature of the earth	 humorous	speaking style
9886	and this is the only bicyclist that i met in pasadena so	 humorous	speaking style
9888	you need to do all four of these things simultaneously and that's the structure of my talk today to take you through each of those	 serious	speaking style
9891	it's so easy to understand the places where you only live the places where you only work the places where you only shop and our super sized public institutions	 serious	speaking style
10129	every night on the tv news now is like a nature hike through the book of revelation	 humorous	speaking style
10131	turns out it makes a difference if it's cheaper than	 humorous	speaking style
10132	and she had just put solar panels on her roof and she didn't understand the request	 humorous	speaking style
10135	that right now is the open sewer for our industrial civilization as it's currently organized	 serious	speaking style
10136	and the accumulated amount of man made global warming pollution that is up in the atmosphere now traps as much extra heat energy as would be released by hiroshima class atomic bombs exploding every hours days a year	 serious	speaking style
10137	the white represents normal temperature days are arbitrarily chosen	 serious	speaking style
10138	so we're having record breaking temperatures	 serious	speaking style
10139	and the scientists can measure the heat buildup much more precisely now at all depths deep mid ocean the first few hundred meters	 serious	speaking style
10158	last year we did a dance in zero gravity and once we set up an obstacle course out of thousands of musical instruments in the desert and then played them by stunt driving a car through them	 humorous	speaking style
10159	and i think the big contributing factor may have been that this is how i decorated my high school bedroom	 humorous	speaking style
10160	so i was in this visual maelstrom just pretty much usually sitting in one place and i guess just the overload in general my brain kind of tried to make sense of it and i would if i could move my head off to one side a little bit the edge of the desk would line up just perfectly with that poster on the opposite wall or if i put my thumb out i could close first my left eye and then my right and my thumb would bounce back and forth between jimi left eye and his right	 humorous	speaking style
10161	and what i'm trying to do is get that back there to stick out of her head like a ponytail	 humorous	speaking style
10162	which is one ten thousandth of one percent so your chance for success is literally one in a million	 humorous	speaking style
10163	we try to find a sandbox and then we gamble a whole bunch of our resources on getting in that sandbox and playing	 humorous	speaking style
10164	it was like my was lines long and columns wide which i presume that if anybody is going to understand that it's this crowd	 humorous	speaking style
10171	and when it does click it doesn't feel like you thought up that puzzle piece it feels like you found it like it was a set of relationships that you unlocked	 serious	speaking style
10172	and then with that plan in mind you go back and double check your original idea and maybe revise it and then bouncing back and forth between the idea and the plan the plan and the idea eventually you come up with a truly great plan	 serious	speaking style
10173	that was things that we had to have go according to our plan	 serious	speaking style
10356	sixty eight percent of mothers with high feelings of entitlement and self esteem identified with the dancing cats in a commercial for purina	 humorous	speaking style
10357	i'm going to go ahead and say it out loud anyway are hideous	 humorous	speaking style
10358	a few days later the scene was memorialized in a political cartoon back in washington	 serious	speaking style
10359	because think about the teddy bear	 serious	speaking style
10360	i also need alcohol and morphine because it's the only way i can work	 humorous	speaking style
10361	according to his biographer he looked as if for the first time he had discovered there was evil in the world	 humorous	speaking style
10362	if that belief turns out to be mistaken it will make a difference	 humorous	speaking style
10363	this is why spouses in happy marriages tend to think that their husband or wife looks much better than anyone else thinks that they do	 humorous	speaking style
10364	and in fact there's a thriving market in the partially eaten food of beloved people	 humorous	speaking style
10365	as my wife put it you've washed away the clooney	 humorous	speaking style
10366	she reaches into her purse and hands him a	 humorous	speaking style
10367	but what i want to point out is you can buy this from	 humorous	speaking style
10368	he went through europe through world war stealing extorting and occasionally buying various paintings for his collection	 serious	speaking style
10369	and at some point the dutch police came into amsterdam and arrested van	 serious	speaking style
10370	in particular the supper at emmaus which was viewed as finest masterpiece his best work people would come from all over the world to see it was actually a forgery	 serious	speaking style
10371	many sociologists like and wolfe would argue that the reason why we take origins so seriously is because we're snobs because we're focused on status	 serious	speaking style
10372	so i want to suggest that pleasure is deep and that this isn't true just for higher level pleasures like art but even the most seemingly simple pleasures are affected by our beliefs about hidden	 serious	speaking style
10373	few of you would eat it if it's a rat or a human	 serious	speaking style
10374	they believe mcdonald's food is tastier and it leads them to experience it as tastier	 serious	speaking style
10375	everybody of course drinks exactly the same wine	 serious	speaking style
10440	in fact they're so well known that you might even recognize them in a slightly or somewhat different form	 humorous	speaking style
10441	we had never seen our planet from this perspective before	 serious	speaking style
10568	so basically china is a sick bric country	 humorous	speaking style
10571	central cat and local cats	 humorous	speaking style
10572	there is not only in china but also in the united states there are some very small cute but bad cats	 humorous	speaking style
10574	in the north there was a great wall chang cheng	 serious	speaking style
10575	but if you think the is something like a wasteland i think it's wrong	 serious	speaking style
10576	so even though china's is a totally censored internet but still chinese internet society is really booming	 serious	speaking style
10580	my parents suffered through many more of my science fair projects including a remote controlled garbage can	 humorous	speaking style
10582	the first stage was completed at home which consisted of the chicken grilling the chicken amassing it and preparing it to be transported to the lab	 serious	speaking style
10606	and i had this idea that camp was going to be just like this but better	 humorous	speaking style
10609	so i couldn't figure out for the life of me why we were supposed to be so rowdy or why we had to spell this word incorrectly	 humorous	speaking style
10610	and the vast majority of teachers reports believing that the ideal student is an extrovert as opposed to an introvert even though actually get better grades and are more knowledgeable according to research	 humorous	speaking style
10612	but now all of a sudden my job is very different and my job is to be out here talking about it talking about	 humorous	speaking style
10613	and i call this my year of speaking dangerously	 humorous	speaking style
10614	just stop it	 humorous	speaking style
10616	and i always sensed deep down that this was wrong and that were pretty excellent just as they were	 serious	speaking style
10617	a third to a half of the population are a third to a half	 serious	speaking style
10618	is more about how do you respond to stimulation including social stimulation	 serious	speaking style
10619	so if you picture the typical classroom nowadays when i was going to school we sat in rows	 serious	speaking style
10622	this is especially important when it comes to creativity and to productivity because when psychologists look at the lives of the most creative people what they find are people who are very good at exchanging ideas and advancing ideas but who also have a serious streak of in them	 serious	speaking style
10623	now of course this does not mean that we should all stop collaborating and case in point is steve wozniak famously coming together with steve jobs to start apple computer but it does mean that solitude matters and that for some people it is the air that they breathe	 serious	speaking style
10624	i bought a fast car	 humorous	speaking style
10625	i couldn't care less if clients ever called	 humorous	speaking style
10628	reaching success i was pretty good at coming up with good ideas	 serious	speaking style
10629	and i got distracted by it	 serious	speaking style
10669	this photo taken just before his death is actually a no one reason this photo is interesting is because most people would not do this and if they did they would not live to tell it because fear would have kicked in a long time ago to a natural predator	 humorous	speaking style
10670	i'll tell you when you can turn back	 humorous	speaking style
10677	let me give you just some examples of how some powerful examples of how this has been used historically	 serious	speaking style
10678	these are disgust properties that are trying to be directly linked to the social group that you should not like	 serious	speaking style
10680	interestingly what they also showed in a finding that we kept getting in our previous studies as well was that one of the strongest influences here is that individuals who are very disgust sensitive not only are more likely to report being politically conservative but they're also very much more opposed to gay marriage and homosexuality and pretty much a lot of the socio moral issues in the sexual domain	 serious	speaking style
10681	let me just give you an example from a recent study that we conducted	 serious	speaking style
10682	and what we found was that just taking a questionnaire next to this hand sanitizing reminder made individuals report being more politically conservative	 serious	speaking style
10683	in the case of disgust what is a little bit more surprising is the scope of this influence	 serious	speaking style
10684	on average it was just a completely pointless exchange of money that i would regret	 humorous	speaking style
10685	and so what i'm going to do is i'm going to pour wax in the ears of you and all the men stay with me so that you can't hear the song and then i'm going to have you tie me to the mast so that i can listen and we can all sail by unaffected	 serious	speaking style
10686	and please raise your hand if you've ever used tinder to help you find a mate	 humorous	speaking style
10688	but it turns out that the key social identifier is how much you're going to talk in the car	 humorous	speaking style
10691	i distinctly remember telling my dad that i wanted to buy a navy blue secondhand peugeot on and he rightfully pointed out that the seller's name was invisible wizard and that this probably was not such a good idea	 humorous	speaking style
10694	you got it ok	 serious	speaking style
10695	there are in fact hundreds of definitions of trust and most can be reduced to some kind of risk assessment of how likely it is that things will go right	 serious	speaking style
10697	our behaviors transform often relatively quickly	 serious	speaking style
10699	i am constantly stunned by major breaches of trust the news corp phone hacking the volkswagen emissions scandal the widespread abuse in the catholic church the fact that only one measly banker went to jail after the great financial crisis or more recently the panama papers that revealed how the rich can exploit offshore tax regimes	 serious	speaking style
10762	is the country gonna make it will democracy flourish what scares you most what scares me most is is you lack of your engagement	 humorous	speaking style
10763	the question now however is both about which form of capitalism and which type of democratic participation	 serious	speaking style
10904	well i don't know what you're thinking but i'm talking about the beards	 humorous	speaking style
10905	i made a few changes let go of some loose trappings of my old life and through a bit of a leap of logic decided to row across the atlantic ocean	 humorous	speaking style
10906	we have a bit of a thing going on	 serious	speaking style
10907	i did what people from my kind of background were supposed to do	 serious	speaking style
11004	in fact the words wrong number were more popular than the word hello	 humorous	speaking style
11005	and the second goat says no the book was better	 humorous	speaking style
11006	and they scrawled on the windshield in a reference to the show's heroine long live	 humorous	speaking style
11008	all the others have been all those three	 humorous	speaking style
11010	the americans have even recognized it in an agreement	 serious	speaking style
11011	soft power is a concept invented by a harvard academic joseph nye a friend of mine	 serious	speaking style
11012	so soft power is something that really emerges partly because of governments but partly despite governments	 serious	speaking style
11013	in order to have soft power you have to be connected	 serious	speaking style
11014	he had written vague but exciting in pencil in the corner	 humorous	speaking style
11015	but months later this is how innovation happens months later my boss said i could do it on the side as a sort of a play project kick the tires of a new computer we'd got	 serious	speaking style
11030	sorry about this jeff	 humorous	speaking style
11031	should've been a dancer	 humorous	speaking style
11032	don't worry	 humorous	speaking style
11033	or maybe you're even the woolly mammoth	 humorous	speaking style
11034	next time you hear someone singing over your shoulder it might be bono	 humorous	speaking style
11035	and the look on my face is the feeling that i've been searching for ever since	 serious	speaking style
11036	music yeah	 serious	speaking style
11038	and after years of searching i found a prototype	 serious	speaking style
11100	i haven't come to the best part	 humorous	speaking style
11101	there are a lot of stories about why we did this	 serious	speaking style
11124	the remnant whale populations were saved by technological innovators and profit maximizing capitalists	 humorous	speaking style
11125	this is not very gratifying after more than a century of devoted engineering effort	 humorous	speaking style
11127	we are the saudi arabia of barrels	 humorous	speaking style
11131	on the competitiveness front we all know that toyota has more market cap than the big three put together	 serious	speaking style
11132	the point here is these cars are going to be made super efficient	 serious	speaking style
11133	and one of the worst of these is what it does to our standing in the world if other countries think that everything we do is about oil if we have to treat countries that have oil differently than countries that don't have oil	 serious	speaking style
11165	because he's an open mouth sleeper he says he has to floss more to help prevent gum disease and so i asked him how often he and he said every other day	 humorous	speaking style
11167	i think he was drunk	 humorous	speaking style
11169	not long after she left her job to study photography in maine and while she was there she ended up meeting the director of photography at the new york times magazine and was actually offered a job	 serious	speaking style
11173	he was there alone drinking and she was with friends	 serious	speaking style
11174	at the end of the day after we left sun city i told alec that i didn't actually think that the stories of how these couples met were all that interesting	 serious	speaking style
11318	they gave it back to the wise old woman	 humorous	speaking style
11319	and as the saying goes when angry you will make the best speech you will ever regret	 humorous	speaking style
11321	and then when he paused and everyone looked at me for a response from a balcony perspective i was able to thank him for his remarks and say i appreciate your criticism of my country and i take it as a sign that we're among friends and can speak candidly to one another	 humorous	speaking style
11323	brotherly tempers started to get strained	 serious	speaking style
11324	we're all one family	 serious	speaking style
11325	as i've spent the last better part of three decades almost four traveling the world trying to work getting involved in conflicts ranging from yugoslavia to the middle east to chechnya to venezuela some of the most difficult conflicts on the face of the planet i've been asking myself that question	 serious	speaking style
11980	you could also use the face network to hallucinate into this and you get some pretty crazy stuff	 humorous	speaking style
11982	and the poetry is you know i think kind of not bad actually	 humorous	speaking style
11983	the flip side of perception is creativity turning a concept into something out there into the world	 serious	speaking style
11984	because unlike say the heart or the intestines you really can't say very much about a brain by just looking at it at least with the naked eye	 serious	speaking style
11985	and these structures these cells that have these these branches that can go very very long distances this was very novel at the time	 serious	speaking style
12150	but i'm also pro arithmetic	 humorous	speaking style
12151	yet	 humorous	speaking style
12154	it's my house with a ferrari out front	 humorous	speaking style
12155	some people call it a lifestyle change	 humorous	speaking style
12156	to get lightbulbs per person you'd need a land area something like three and a half worth either in our country or in someone else's country possibly ireland possibly somewhere else	 humorous	speaking style
12157	the total area of those is two greater london's worth of someone else's sahara and you'll need power lines all the way across spain and france to bring the power from the sahara to surrey	 humorous	speaking style
12161	the length of the road doesn't matter because the longer the road the more plantation	 serious	speaking style
12162	and it might make you think perhaps there's an issue to do with areas	 serious	speaking style
12163	it's actually a bigger footprint if we take into account the embodied energy in the stuff we import into our country as well	 serious	speaking style
12165	top left we have canada and australia with enormous land areas very high per capita consumption or lightbulbs per person and very low population densities	 serious	speaking style
12182	or my favorite the love you mean it	 humorous	speaking style
12183	what this is doing is we find a a direct collision we find a direct collision between availability and what's possible through availability and a fundamental human need which we've been hearing about a lot actually the need to create shared narratives	 humorous	speaking style
12184	there's a significant delta in fact between what we're willing to accept	 serious	speaking style
12185	the stories that we tell what we push out becomes who we are	 serious	speaking style
12322	so they're smart but poor	 humorous	speaking style
12323	obviously there's a big training effect as you can imagine	 humorous	speaking style
12324	right who thinks you could beat the chimps wrong	 humorous	speaking style
12325	everyone chooses a number from zero to we're going to compute the average of those numbers and whoever's closest to two thirds of the average wins a fixed prize	 serious	speaking style
12326	a lot of people say i really don't know what people are going to pick so i think the average will be	 serious	speaking style
12327	that's better	 serious	speaking style
12332	why not us and thanks to the people of interface i have become a recovering	 humorous	speaking style
12333	it is practical and pretty too	 humorous	speaking style
12334	and as my good friend and adviser amory lovins says if something exists it must be possible	 humorous	speaking style
12335	in his book paul charges business and industry as one the major culprit in causing the decline of the biosphere and two the only institution that is large enough and pervasive enough and powerful enough to really lead humankind out of this mess	 serious	speaking style
12336	asked later in the canadian documentary the corporation what i meant by the go to jail remark i offered that theft is a crime	 serious	speaking style
12337	still it works to help us understand the problem	 serious	speaking style
12388	like yourself i'm a complex amalgam of positive and negative personality traits that emerge or not depending on the circumstances	 humorous	speaking style
12389	the good news is i married her the next year	 humorous	speaking style
12390	some got killed and some did it without drug assistance	 serious	speaking style
12391	if you look at it and focus on the white what you see is a world full of angels	 serious	speaking style
12449	then at breakfast the pig that i followed the hairs off the pig or proteins from the hairs off the pig were used as an of dough	 humorous	speaking style
12450	and according to them this creates an artificial lung in the filter	 humorous	speaking style
12453	fine bone china this is a real classic	 serious	speaking style
12454	but i didn't want you to miss out on this one because this well it's called portion controlled meat cuts	 serious	speaking style
12494	for the in the audience i love what doing i admire the guts i admire the courage but your rockets are pointed in the wrong goddamn direction	 humorous	speaking style
12496	the rational for the worlds first flight school goes something like when the come up to me and say they used to leave us alone when we were diving these goofy little spherical things but when we started flying around in underwater jet fighters they got a little nervous they would come up and say do you have a license for that and then id put my sunglasses on the beard that would all sprout out and i would say i need no stinking license	 humorous	speaking style
12498	if you think that the relative importance two to one wrong by a factor of ten	 serious	speaking style
12499	the problem we have in believing that is you just have to give up this notion that this earth was created for us	 serious	speaking style
12500	for instance me and my sister when we were little we would compete to see who could eat the most squirrel brains	 humorous	speaking style
12501	so i should talk about art	 humorous	speaking style
12502	i'm just going to make the whole thing myself	 humorous	speaking style
12503	i figured out their bios their passions in life and their art styles and i started making their work	 humorous	speaking style
12505	one of these is scratch off masterpieces	 humorous	speaking style
12506	and in this one it's called drawing the short stick	 humorous	speaking style
12509	this one's called love song's nest	 humorous	speaking style
12511	and the second thing that i was longing for was some more exquisite craftsmanship and technique	 serious	speaking style
12513	so i should start to talk about these guys	 serious	speaking style
12514	i'm under the river with those fish	 serious	speaking style
12515	and what i loved about her work is when i would walk around it and look down into the sky looking down to watch the sky and it unfolded in a new way	 serious	speaking style
12516	the next artist is kay and she's interested in and transience	 serious	speaking style
12517	for this family he made this still life painting	 serious	speaking style
12518	and so they're valuable	 serious	speaking style
12519	and you in essence have a funeral that you get to be present for	 serious	speaking style
12520	and this piece those aren't actually leaves	 serious	speaking style
12521	thank you	 serious	speaking style
12615	well interestingly what you find there is usually you are introduced to the head of the innovation lab or the center as they may call it and more often than not it's an indian	 humorous	speaking style
12619	once you take this there's no reason to restrict innovation the beneficiaries of innovation just to end users	 serious	speaking style
12734	in case you're wondering this is our strength test	 humorous	speaking style
12735	we would not do this today unless we were doing it for film	 humorous	speaking style
12736	that's more than you pay for ted if dropped their sponsorship	 humorous	speaking style
12738	along the way we've discovered fantastic and chambers so large that you can see for hundreds of meters without a break in the line of sight	 serious	speaking style
12739	the idea is to try to provide some measure of physical comfort while you're down there otherwise in damp moist cold conditions in utterly dark places	 serious	speaking style
12740	i don't think there's been a mission like that in a long time	 serious	speaking style
12741	this is some life support equipment closed cycle	 serious	speaking style
12844	is that true if he did he was a very lucky man	 humorous	speaking style
12847	i think he felt that the greatest things in life were accidental and perhaps not planned at all	 serious	speaking style
13001	clouds	 humorous	speaking style
13002	i know firsthand	 serious	speaking style
13096	okay	 humorous	speaking style
13097	and as if that wasn't enough all of these incredibly complicating things right they wanted it in one shot	 humorous	speaking style
13098	we went to home depot well over a hundred times	 humorous	speaking style
13099	small stuff stinks but of course it's essential right what else planning is incredibly important	 humorous	speaking style
13101	we'll be showing the video at the end but before we do i want to talk a little bit about what it is that they wanted	 serious	speaking style
13102	so we were really excited about working with them	 serious	speaking style
13103	so we came up with a list of requirements the commandments and they were in order of ascending difficulty the first is no magic	 serious	speaking style
13104	so we have this foot warehouse we were using divided between two floors	 serious	speaking style
13105	little balls in wooden tracks are really susceptible to humidity and temperature and a little bit of dust and they fall out of the tracks the exact angles makes it hard to get right	 serious	speaking style
13228	she's at the ted prize	 humorous	speaking style
13229	no pun intended	 humorous	speaking style
13230	people started to ask me where is this guy now al offered him a job	 humorous	speaking style
13231	now josh rushing actually ended up leaving the military and taking a job with al	 humorous	speaking style
13232	wow some of you watched it	 serious	speaking style
13233	this is donna at the statue of liberty	 serious	speaking style
13234	but i'd like to talk about another way to travel that doesn't require a ship or an airplane and just requires a movie camera a projector and a screen	 serious	speaking style
13235	there was a center there where they were teaching people how to read and write and get vaccinations against the many diseases you can get from sorting through garbage	 serious	speaking style
13450	now i think that we can all agree that mathematicians are famously excellent at finding love	 humorous	speaking style
13452	of all of the available women in the all peter's looking for is somebody who lives near him somebody in the right age range somebody with a university degree somebody he's likely to get on well with somebody who's likely to be attractive somebody who's likely to find him attractive	 humorous	speaking style
13454	and so to try to persuade you of how totally amazing excellent and relevant mathematics is i want to give you my top three mathematically verifiable tips for love	 humorous	speaking style
13455	but my particular favorite is that it turns out that on an online dating website how attractive you are does not dictate how popular you are and actually having people think that you're ugly can work to your advantage	 humorous	speaking style
13456	because i know just as well as all of you do that love doesn't really work like that	 serious	speaking style
13458	it's this spread that makes you more popular on an online internet dating website	 serious	speaking style
13459	so he recorded what was said in the conversation he recorded their skin conductivity he recorded their facial expressions their heart rates their blood pressure basically everything apart from whether or not the wife was actually always right which incidentally she totally is	 serious	speaking style
13460	but actually the mathematics and subsequent findings by the team have shown the exact opposite is true	 serious	speaking style
13461	so those are my top three tips of how can help you with love and relationships	 serious	speaking style
13483	so i learned to follow hunches even though you can't necessarily justify them or know where they're going to go	 serious	speaking style
13694	no slouching no pants hanging down none of that stuff	 humorous	speaking style
13697	see if it works	 humorous	speaking style
13698	i wanted to see if my memory was correct and my god it was	 humorous	speaking style
13699	average which i shouldn't have been allowed in with and then i started out in engineering and that only lasted six months	 humorous	speaking style
13701	so they shipped me off to the army and lo and behold many years later i'm considered one of the greatest sons the city college of new york has ever had	 humorous	speaking style
13702	we'll get another kid	 humorous	speaking style
13703	they never left	 humorous	speaking style
13704	they never cooked	 humorous	speaking style
13705	gotta have a dirty water dog	 humorous	speaking style
13709	you'll notice that the building is rather austere	 serious	speaking style
13710	i say now listen	 serious	speaking style
13711	and then we introduce them to somebody who they come to hate immediately the drill sergeant	 serious	speaking style
13712	and that's just the way it is	 serious	speaking style
13713	i'm telling you you didn't shave	 serious	speaking style
13714	and so we need more of this kind of structure and respect in the lives of our children	 serious	speaking style
13715	it's part of the answer	 serious	speaking style
13718	and i watched my own young grandchildren now come along and they're much to the distress of my children they are acting just like we did	 serious	speaking style
13720	every child ought to have a good start in life	 serious	speaking style
13721	that's what's going on	 serious	speaking style
13722	we don't have time to waste for that	 serious	speaking style
13724	that's how the system's supposed to work	 serious	speaking style
13766	it doesn't surprise me that in this climate many of our institutions for the provision of health care start to look a heck of a lot like jiffy lube	 humorous	speaking style
13924	once though he agreed to make false papers for someone you might recognize	 humorous	speaking style
13925	let me introduce him	 serious	speaking style
14037	i mean here you have these guys who basically thought they were just following this hunch this little passion that had developed then they thought they were fighting the cold war and then it turns out they're just helping somebody find a soy latte	 humorous	speaking style
14038	because before the spread of coffee and tea through british culture what people drank both elite and mass folks drank day in and day out from dawn until dusk was alcohol	 serious	speaking style
14039	and so it's not an accident that a great flowering of innovation happened as england switched to tea and coffee	 serious	speaking style
14162	we're designing environments that make us crazy	 humorous	speaking style
14164	some of my best friends are architects	 humorous	speaking style
14165	or who say don't spend all your budget on a huge screen in the conference room and then place one tiny microphone in the middle of a table for people	 humorous	speaking style
14166	sound affects us physiologically psychologically and all the time	 serious	speaking style
14167	a room like this has acoustics this one very good acoustics	 serious	speaking style
14169	they had to go back in and spend pounds putting the walls in	 serious	speaking style
14233	walk up to it and smack it on the backside	 humorous	speaking style
14234	puff up and just look it in the eye and it may not want to fight you	 humorous	speaking style
14237	i come from a region in the remote northwest part of the country	 serious	speaking style
14239	we lived under apartheid regime	 serious	speaking style
14240	they could sell these things for anything between a kilo	 serious	speaking style
14330	and it's so tempting to think that it's all about me	 humorous	speaking style
14331	this is the closest to an oriental feast that you will ever get in vienna	 humorous	speaking style
14332	in tel aviv they come to my concerts	 humorous	speaking style
14337	he means mozart which is like a third seat from the center	 humorous	speaking style
14339	so he had to resign	 humorous	speaking style
14340	it says never look at the trombones it only encourages them	 humorous	speaking style
14347	he says you start when you can't stand it anymore	 humorous	speaking style
14348	next video please	 humorous	speaking style
14349	they do need to go to a for two weeks later	 humorous	speaking style
14350	you know this little office of the conductor	 serious	speaking style
14351	i hope you'll think it's a good example of harmony	 serious	speaking style
14354	people who build this wonderful concert hall	 serious	speaking style
14356	yeah so clear	 serious	speaking style
14357	or he is actually transferring a very strong message to them saying come on guys	 serious	speaking style
14360	he says this is the gesture of the music	 serious	speaking style
14361	that's what he does	 serious	speaking style
14364	see he is there percent but not commanding not telling what to do	 serious	speaking style
14365	you see that first of all it's a kind of a compliment we all like to get	 serious	speaking style
14367	and all you put together in partnership brings about the best music	 serious	speaking style
14488	but when i'm sitting in my car after an hour and a half of commute every day that reality looks very different	 humorous	speaking style
14491	with that amount of time ancient egyptians could have built pyramids of giza	 humorous	speaking style
14493	the result a strange traffic that mixes the fast and smooth rigor of german and the creative vitality of the intersections of	 humorous	speaking style
14495	wow i thought our vascular system all the veins and arteries in our body making miracles of logistics every day	 serious	speaking style
14496	i don't know if you realize but each of us has miles of blood vessels in our bodies miles	 serious	speaking style
14497	if our surface grid is saturated well let's elevate our traffic	 serious	speaking style
14499	those drivers could all fit in one red bus	 serious	speaking style
14508	now i'm destined to spend a lot of time with some unique very very special individualistic and often seductive female characters	 humorous	speaking style
14509	and of course one of the rules that we have in the vehicle is that he who drowns the vehicle gets to swim with the crocodiles	 humorous	speaking style
14510	it was the only way for me to save the marriage because beverly felt she was being replaced you see	 humorous	speaking style
14511	okay so she was a little bit rough	 humorous	speaking style
14512	and well we can report in fact that we're grandparents	 humorous	speaking style
14513	but one of the things that science really lets us down on is that personality that individual personality that these animals have	 serious	speaking style
14515	this particular one is called he who greets with fire and you can just see that about him you know that's his character	 serious	speaking style
14516	but we're really there seeking and searching and filming the cats	 serious	speaking style
14517	and we can only work that out as people were seeing parallels between the side of nature and gang warfare	 serious	speaking style
14718	i actually wrote hopefully for the last time in public ever	 humorous	speaking style
14719	i love the little smile she does right over the top of the note like no problem everything's fine	 humorous	speaking style
14720	they wouldn't have me	 serious	speaking style
14721	it sounds great	 serious	speaking style
14772	that's about the percentage of the american public that believes the moon landing was a fake	 humorous	speaking style
14773	and if you want proof let's start where most conversations in the us seem to start with kim kardashian	 humorous	speaking style
14774	suddenly my family was thrown into the middle of a nightmare being told that my brother was going to die actually being given the opportunity to say goodbye to him then several emergency brain surgeries and now what's amounted for matt to a lifetime spent courageously recovering from a traumatic brain injury	 serious	speaking style
14775	only instead of doing it to sell products doing it to save lives	 serious	speaking style
14776	it makes for an exotic and chilly commute	 humorous	speaking style
14777	it records the annual rise and fall of greenhouse gases and temperatures going back before the onset of the last ice ages	 serious	speaking style
14952	i turned to my mom and dad to tell them we needed to go home and at that moment you came out of the student union building wearing the stupidest hat i've ever seen in my life	 humorous	speaking style
14953	it was creepy	 humorous	speaking style
14955	he just kind of held the lollipop out like this	 humorous	speaking style
14956	but to give it to ourselves right now means a level of arrogance or cockiness that we're not comfortable with	 serious	speaking style
14957	and she told me a story that had happened four years earlier	 serious	speaking style
14958	it's scary to think of ourselves as that powerful frightening to think we can matter that much to other people	 serious	speaking style
14959	we need to redefine leadership as being about lollipop moments how many of them we create how many we acknowledge how many of them we pay forward and how many we say thank you for	 serious	speaking style
14978	now i can't speak for you but it seems to be the case that we don't have sex with people we can't talk to	 humorous	speaking style
14979	and just as you use the remote control device to alter the internal settings of your television to suit your mood you use your language to alter the settings inside someone else's brain to suit your interests	 serious	speaking style
15128	this is the machine he built	 humorous	speaking style
15129	here we have an electrical model illustrating a mind having a will but capable of only two ideas	 humorous	speaking style
15130	this is a letter from the director concerned about especially unfair on the matter of sugar	 humorous	speaking style
15133	so there's of these tubes like a engine running the memory	 humorous	speaking style
15134	no use went home	 humorous	speaking style
15135	damn it i can be just as stubborn as this thing	 humorous	speaking style
15136	way off	 humorous	speaking style
15137	so they really were working under tough conditions	 humorous	speaking style
15140	i know when i'm licked	 humorous	speaking style
15141	even errors were duplicated	 humorous	speaking style
15145	the instructions which govern this operation must be given in absolutely exhaustive detail	 serious	speaking style
15151	maniac regained its memory when the power went off	 serious	speaking style
15155	they have to have something	 serious	speaking style
15258	the last time china had a quake of that magnitude it took them three months to admit that it had happened	 humorous	speaking style
15259	the one was kittens on a treadmill but that's the internet for you	 humorous	speaking style
15260	and there was some concern that in some parts of the country there might be voter suppression	 serious	speaking style
15261	it isn't when the shiny new tools show up that their uses start permeating society	 serious	speaking style
15290	people were eating boxed lunches on tables and there was a sad band playing music or a band playing sad music probably both	 humorous	speaking style
15291	enigma number one how do you create jobs in america in a global economy number two very quickly how do you solve global climate change when we don't even have a national energy policy in this country and when gridlock in congress seems to be the norm in fact there was a poll that was done recently and the pollster compared congress's approval ratings to a number of other unpleasant things and it was found in fact that congress's approval rating is worse than cockroaches lice the band root canals and donald trump	 humorous	speaking style
15292	i was elected in and at the end of my first year in office in i got a call from one of my staff members who said gov we have a big problem	 serious	speaking style
15293	i'm the new governor	 serious	speaking style
15294	and then she actually built it	 humorous	speaking style
15295	we have not quite figured out our acoustic insulation	 humorous	speaking style
15297	so that's the blueprint of the house	 humorous	speaking style
15298	it's a challenge how do you make a ceiling if you don't have any flat boards to work with let me tell you sometimes i dream of sheet rock and plywood	 humorous	speaking style
15299	it can get hot in the tropics so we make big curving roofs to catch the breezes	 serious	speaking style
15300	each year it sends up a new generation of shoots	 serious	speaking style
15301	it's strong	 serious	speaking style
15302	nine of them are at green village you've just seen inside some of these homes and we fill them with furniture we surround them with veggie gardens we would love to invite you all to come visit someday	 serious	speaking style
15434	as though she's a southern waitress	 humorous	speaking style
15436	or maybe it's called being a workaholic	 humorous	speaking style
15438	nothing out of the ordinary	 humorous	speaking style
15439	all that exists are sticky fingers and gooey kisses and tiny voices and crayons and that song about letting go of whatever it is that frozen girl needs to let go of	 humorous	speaking style
15440	i've got issues	 humorous	speaking style
15442	your child does not think you're that interesting	 humorous	speaking style
15443	if i'm not a ladybug or a piece of candy i'm invisible after minutes	 humorous	speaking style
15445	did i want to be on live tv no but yes	 serious	speaking style
15446	and it's had a magical effect on me on my children on our family	 serious	speaking style
15447	no	 serious	speaking style
15449	in america my television shows are back to back to back on thursday night	 serious	speaking style
15451	for me my work is at all times building a nation out of thin air	 serious	speaking style
15452	i love working	 serious	speaking style
15454	i just know that i want to tell you i'm a titan and i know that i don't want to question it	 serious	speaking style
15455	i love that hum	 serious	speaking style
15537	dad wasn't a real militaristic kind of guy he just felt bad that he wasn't able to fight in world war on account of his handicap although they did let him get through the several army physical exam before they got to the very last test which was for vision	 humorous	speaking style
15542	in that sense yes	 humorous	speaking style
15543	the distance from abraham lincoln to a lincoln penny to penny marshall to the marshall plan to plan to nine lives it's all the same	 humorous	speaking style
15547	now this gives a real meaning to the term blind faith which doesn't have the same negative connotation for me that it does for other people	 serious	speaking style
15548	now we've seen a lot of examples of people who are pursuing that sort of vision in science but i think it's also true in the arts it's true in politics it's even true in personal endeavors	 serious	speaking style
15549	these are four very different ways of looking at the world	 serious	speaking style
15555	what i'm searching for is a durable mutation that's what all of us are searching for	 serious	speaking style