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But the problem is that its a 2007 movie.
Not worth my time to ever watch this again.
It still doesn't beat Danny Glover's "Out" movie from the early 80s as the worst movie of all time, but then again that film is in a class of its own.
"F"
When I was at the movie store the other day, I passed up Blonde and Blonder, but something about it just seemed like it could possibly be a cute movie.
Who knows?
I mean, I'm sure most people bashed Romy and Michelle before they saw it, Blonde and Blonder might have just been another secret treasure that was passed up.
But when I started watching it: Executive Producer Pamela Anderson, wow, I knew I was in for something scary.
Not only that, but both of what were considered the pinnacle of hotness: Pam Anderson and Denise Richards, not to offend them, but they were not aging well at all and they're playing roles that I think were more meant for women who are supposed to be in their 20's, not their 40's.
The story was just plain bad and obnoxious.
Dee and Dawn are your beyond stupid stereotypical blonde's, they really don't have a clue when it comes to what is going on in the world, it's just really sad.
But when the girls are somehow mistaken for murder assassins, the cops are on their tale and are actually calling the girls geniuses due to their "ignorance is bliss" attitudes.
They are set up to make a "hit" on a guy, and they think they're just going to "show him a good time", but the real assassin is ticked and wants the case and to kill the girls.
Denise and Pam just look very awkward on the screen and almost like they read the script the day before.
I know that this was supposed to be the stupid comedy, but it was more than stupid, it went onto obnoxious and was just unnecessary.
Would I ever recommend this?
Not in a million years, the girls are just at this point trying to maintain their status as "sex kittens", it's more a sign of desperation and Blonde and Blonder is a huge blonde BOMBshell.
1/10
This movie is not in anyway funny, it tries to be funny with it's lame humor, which is so dry and boring that the movie is just 2 hours of torture.
Throughout the whole movie i was thinking one thing, "when is this gonna end."
One thing you have to hand to them, is that they do have a very few mildly funny moments, which is also why i gave it a whole 2 stars.
It is unoriginal and uses up almost every old blonde joke in the book, even the ones that wasn't funny the first time.
It basically is a movie to belittle blondes and to record the whole repetoir of blonde jokes.
To sum it all up, this movie is blonde humor gone bad, it is not worth paying any amount of money to watch, it is just that bad.
Blonde and Blonder was unfunny.
Basically, it was a rip-off girl version of Dumb and Dumber, but less funny, and they used too much background noises and music.
WAY TOO MUCH BACKGROUND NOISES AND MUSIC IF YOU ASK ME!!!!
It starts out immensely boring, and TOTALLY inane.
It doesn't pick up pace anywhere soon, and I was feeling more frustrated as this nonsense carried on.
Maybe, the only thing that saved me from giving this movie a 1 was the last 30 minutes.
I found it somewhat entertaining and interesting as it neared the end, but that was the only part.
Also, I couldn't help but like Pamela Anderson and Denise Richard's characters a little.
Even though this movie didn't get any laughs from me, it kept my attention.
I wouldn't say to completely avoid this movie, but there are thousands of better films for you to spend your time and money on than Blonde and Blonder.
This has got to go down as almost one of the worst movies of all time.
Awful acting, awful script...
and they were the good points!
One to Definitely miss!
The jokes, if you could call them that, were so predictable as to be pathetic.
Pamela Anderson is still relying on her body to detract from the fact that her acting is just as plastic!
I sat willing to give it a chance, hoping that it was going to improve which, alas, it didn't!
If it was a choice between this and a book, I suggest you settle down for a good read!
I like Denise Richards, which is why I gave this movie a go, but why she has let her self be cast in this movie is beyond me!
Warning: Avoid this super duper awful movie...
if you watched it you will be SOOOOOOOOO disappointed.
Pam and Denise are grandma age now what are they doing?
Trying SO HARD to be young innocent and sexy, just not working AT ALL.
Pam and Denise act so horribly in this movie.
Plus The script is absolutely atrocious, I can't believe someone can came out with such crappy ideas.
With the development of movie industry, movie lovers are not as easy to satisfy as the ones in the last century.
I bet the movie goers from last century will hate this too.
Stay away from it.
I think watch "White Chicks" from 2004 it's so much better that this...
make no mistake at that time I thought that's the worst movie I have ever seen.
I was required to watch the movie for my work, so I didn't pay for it (on the contrary, i got paid), but I still found the movie to suck far more than average.
The jokes were lame, the two lead actresses...
well, to use the "First wives club" division of women's ages in Hollywood, they are no longer in their "hot chick" age but more in their "district attorney" age.
What angered me most about the movie was the main plot line, which pretty much completely plagiarized "Beavis & Butthead Do America" (in which the boys are all jazzed up about some dude offering them money to "do his wife", not realizing they're expected to assassinate her).
All in all, a bland piece of crap.
I was looking for a cute, simple comedy to pass the time but choosing this film proved to be an enormous mistake.
I can't write a single good thing about it.
First, the script is stupid and not funny at all, relying on tired, recycled jokes and a farting turtle for laughs.
In my book, that's not funny, that's pathetic.
Low budget 'effects' (if I can even call them effects) with horrible cinematography.
In many places it feels almost like an indie film shot with no money.
Acting...
I feel sorry for the actors.
Are Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards that desperate for some money that they've agreed to take part in this?
(looking at their recent filmography, it would appear so.) Despite the outfits, Pamela is showing her age and as a whole, they don't even come across as sexy, let alone funny.
This movie is not even in the so-bad-it-is-funny category.
It's just bad, as if everybody involved was sick of it.
Avoid.
What is this crap?
My little cousin picked this out obviously for the overly girlie DVD art and title...
I decided to watch it with her so she didn't get bored, and I sure was appalled at the horrible quality.
First, the acting was terrible.
They seem like amateur actresses reading off of cue cards.
The delivery is sub-par and very formulaic.
Scene cuts were terrible..
it looks like they took it straight from the story board, if there was one.
Secondly, the jokes and stereotypes weren't original or well played at all- again, very formulaic.
I can't count the times I was able to predict the next joke.
I got a few chuckles out of the blatantly "subtle" sexual innuendos.
The Cat, The Beaver Patch, Hung Wong?
c'mon!
Just..
stay away from this movie.
It's not cute, it's not funny, it's not even stupid-funny.
It's just stupid-stupid.
It's like a PG kids' movie with unnecessary sexual innuendo, vulgarity, and violence to bump the MPAA rating.
STAY AWAY.
"Would you like to ride my yacht?"
"Is that what they're calling it now?"
"You could ride my ding."
"Oh!
I think I got blood on my stool!"
Badly played, sir.
Sure, I like short cartoons, but I didn't like this one.
Naturally, kids would love it.
But then again, I'm not a kid anymore (although I still consider myself young).

But the problem is that its a 2007 movie.

Not worth my time to ever watch this again.

It still doesn't beat Danny Glover's "Out" movie from the early 80s as the worst movie of all time, but then again that film is in a class of its own.

"F"

When I was at the movie store the other day, I passed up Blonde and Blonder, but something about it just seemed like it could possibly be a cute movie.

Who knows?

I mean, I'm sure most people bashed Romy and Michelle before they saw it, Blonde and Blonder might have just been another secret treasure that was passed up.

But when I started watching it: Executive Producer Pamela Anderson, wow, I knew I was in for something scary.

Not only that, but both of what were considered the pinnacle of hotness: Pam Anderson and Denise Richards, not to offend them, but they were not aging well at all and they're playing roles that I think were more meant for women who are supposed to be in their 20's, not their 40's.

The story was just plain bad and obnoxious.

Dee and Dawn are your beyond stupid stereotypical blonde's, they really don't have a clue when it comes to what is going on in the world, it's just really sad.

But when the girls are somehow mistaken for murder assassins, the cops are on their tale and are actually calling the girls geniuses due to their "ignorance is bliss" attitudes.

They are set up to make a "hit" on a guy, and they think they're just going to "show him a good time", but the real assassin is ticked and wants the case and to kill the girls.

Denise and Pam just look very awkward on the screen and almost like they read the script the day before.

I know that this was supposed to be the stupid comedy, but it was more than stupid, it went onto obnoxious and was just unnecessary.

Would I ever recommend this?

Not in a million years, the girls are just at this point trying to maintain their status as "sex kittens", it's more a sign of desperation and Blonde and Blonder is a huge blonde BOMBshell.

1/10

This movie is not in anyway funny, it tries to be funny with it's lame humor, which is so dry and boring that the movie is just 2 hours of torture.

Throughout the whole movie i was thinking one thing, "when is this gonna end."

One thing you have to hand to them, is that they do have a very few mildly funny moments, which is also why i gave it a whole 2 stars.

It is unoriginal and uses up almost every old blonde joke in the book, even the ones that wasn't funny the first time.

It basically is a movie to belittle blondes and to record the whole repetoir of blonde jokes.

To sum it all up, this movie is blonde humor gone bad, it is not worth paying any amount of money to watch, it is just that bad.

Blonde and Blonder was unfunny.

Basically, it was a rip-off girl version of Dumb and Dumber, but less funny, and they used too much background noises and music.

WAY TOO MUCH BACKGROUND NOISES AND MUSIC IF YOU ASK ME!!!!

It starts out immensely boring, and TOTALLY inane.

It doesn't pick up pace anywhere soon, and I was feeling more frustrated as this nonsense carried on.

Maybe, the only thing that saved me from giving this movie a 1 was the last 30 minutes.

I found it somewhat entertaining and interesting as it neared the end, but that was the only part.

Also, I couldn't help but like Pamela Anderson and Denise Richard's characters a little.

Even though this movie didn't get any laughs from me, it kept my attention.

I wouldn't say to completely avoid this movie, but there are thousands of better films for you to spend your time and money on than Blonde and Blonder.

This has got to go down as almost one of the worst movies of all time.

Awful acting, awful script...

and they were the good points!

One to Definitely miss!

The jokes, if you could call them that, were so predictable as to be pathetic.

Pamela Anderson is still relying on her body to detract from the fact that her acting is just as plastic!

I sat willing to give it a chance, hoping that it was going to improve which, alas, it didn't!

If it was a choice between this and a book, I suggest you settle down for a good read!

I like Denise Richards, which is why I gave this movie a go, but why she has let her self be cast in this movie is beyond me!

Warning: Avoid this super duper awful movie...

if you watched it you will be SOOOOOOOOO disappointed.

Pam and Denise are grandma age now what are they doing?

Trying SO HARD to be young innocent and sexy, just not working AT ALL.

Pam and Denise act so horribly in this movie.

Plus The script is absolutely atrocious, I can't believe someone can came out with such crappy ideas.

With the development of movie industry, movie lovers are not as easy to satisfy as the ones in the last century.

I bet the movie goers from last century will hate this too.

Stay away from it.

I think watch "White Chicks" from 2004 it's so much better that this...

make no mistake at that time I thought that's the worst movie I have ever seen.

I was required to watch the movie for my work, so I didn't pay for it (on the contrary, i got paid), but I still found the movie to suck far more than average.

The jokes were lame, the two lead actresses...

well, to use the "First wives club" division of women's ages in Hollywood, they are no longer in their "hot chick" age but more in their "district attorney" age.

What angered me most about the movie was the main plot line, which pretty much completely plagiarized "Beavis & Butthead Do America" (in which the boys are all jazzed up about some dude offering them money to "do his wife", not realizing they're expected to assassinate her).

All in all, a bland piece of crap.

I was looking for a cute, simple comedy to pass the time but choosing this film proved to be an enormous mistake.

I can't write a single good thing about it.

First, the script is stupid and not funny at all, relying on tired, recycled jokes and a farting turtle for laughs.

In my book, that's not funny, that's pathetic.

Low budget 'effects' (if I can even call them effects) with horrible cinematography.

In many places it feels almost like an indie film shot with no money.

Acting...

I feel sorry for the actors.

Are Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards that desperate for some money that they've agreed to take part in this?

(looking at their recent filmography, it would appear so.) Despite the outfits, Pamela is showing her age and as a whole, they don't even come across as sexy, let alone funny.

This movie is not even in the so-bad-it-is-funny category.

It's just bad, as if everybody involved was sick of it.

Avoid.

What is this crap?

My little cousin picked this out obviously for the overly girlie DVD art and title...

I decided to watch it with her so she didn't get bored, and I sure was appalled at the horrible quality.

First, the acting was terrible.

They seem like amateur actresses reading off of cue cards.

The delivery is sub-par and very formulaic.

Scene cuts were terrible..

it looks like they took it straight from the story board, if there was one.

Secondly, the jokes and stereotypes weren't original or well played at all- again, very formulaic.

I can't count the times I was able to predict the next joke.

I got a few chuckles out of the blatantly "subtle" sexual innuendos.

The Cat, The Beaver Patch, Hung Wong?

c'mon!

Just..

stay away from this movie.

It's not cute, it's not funny, it's not even stupid-funny.

It's just stupid-stupid.

It's like a PG kids' movie with unnecessary sexual innuendo, vulgarity, and violence to bump the MPAA rating.

STAY AWAY.

"Would you like to ride my yacht?"

"Is that what they're calling it now?"

"You could ride my ding."

"Oh!

I think I got blood on my stool!"

Badly played, sir.

Sure, I like short cartoons, but I didn't like this one.

Naturally, kids would love it.

But then again, I'm not a kid anymore (although I still consider myself young).